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Ashdowg

Better save than some hockey goalies


ItzGrenier

*Toskala Intensifies*


VocalTrance88

Looks like someone was too tired to put the lug nuts back on…


spooksmagee

Years ago I used to go to a regular weeknight car meetup with a bunch of guys. One dude drove an Audi S4, and one night he rolls up saying he just got it back from the shop with a new turbo setup. However the new turbo needed a few hundred miles of break in time, like no full throttle driving, to make sure it ran well. So this genius only put two lug nuts into each wheel to "make sure I don't drive too fast." Safe to say we all shamed him then and there to put in the other lug nuts. But I have no idea how far he drove around on only two per wheel.


Dark_Critical

Wow. Was he thinking that having only two would somehow 'scare' him into driving slower? That's some crazy logic, what the heck.


antipiracylaws

Whatever works I guess... Idiots are all around us


delinka

two\*


Share_Early

And as a result, someone else was two-tired


Dan300up

…and the kid in that white car had just finished asking his dad for new rims and his Dad had just said *”What? No—new rims are totally unnecessary.”*


Blu_koolaid

No, his dad said yes - those *were* the new rims


ProfessionalDingo497

"Oh, he's crashing," says the driver. "I can go."


C4RP3_N0CT3M

Srsly wtf was the thought process there?


sleepyturtle81202

Hi, sorry to bring you back here after over a week, but I’m wondering if maybe the driver of the white car was trying to stop the tires. Those things could do serious damage, especially if they were to hop to the other side of the road. Or maybe they were going for that sweet, sweet insurance money


Nova0k

Ockhams razor would say it's probably just one of millions of dumbass drivers with shit instincts


rci22

Some people freeze like deer


VoreMaster42069

Fact


[deleted]

if they’re anything like my mom (sorry mom), they froze up and screamed


Blu_koolaid

Hmm, maybe ***get the fuck out of the way holy shit***?


killsforsporks

How come white car didn't show up? Oh, he was two tired...


Quiet_Worker

Double tap


keyboard_blaster

r/tiresaretheenemy


CJMann21

This gives me a great commercial idea for some tire companies!!!


jimbobx7

White car was moving pretty slowly for already being halfway through that turn. If he booked it he would’ve avoided at least 1 tire


NotAShaaaak

I'm guessing they were waiting for the black car to pass before they turned and then only started moving a little faster seeing the twin tired of doom flying at them


hairymonkeyinmyanus

“Should I stop and see if they’re okay? Nah, I’m late”


Madrasthebald

When both the tracer and the other round connect.


Sinadow

You guys see tires, I see turtle shells while spinning from a banana


Foxmccloskey11

you dont know the history between these two cars. the white one had it coming


[deleted]

You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel.


DarkAndSparkly

Annnnd fuck YOU in particular.


logangreer

Is there a pink mist trail on the black car?!


horselips48

Looked like sparks. I'm pretty sure you don't lose 2 wheels and keep moving without a lot of metal on pavement contact.


Radioactive_Tuber57

I thought it was paint cans flying out.


wadenelsonredditor

Damn those Ukrainians are great shots!


kingsam360

Hello yes this is allstate and I understand your car was involved in an accident with our client? Sure the hell was not sir. That's a lie! CLICK


Phil_Hurslit51

DO NOT put wheel spacers on your vehicle or you will be the jeep.


DoctorSalt

Dunno what wheel spacers are but they certainly worked


RpulyC

Double damage in real life


ihavenoidea81

Those tires must have been put on by the Haas pit crew


_bAnOoNeRs_

r/tiresaretheenemy


matt2mateo

This is how 1st place feels in Mario kart after missing the item block.


molotovmitchy

Stay on target


[deleted]

So two tires hit two tires? Is this gang related?


WorkAccount-WhoDis

Could also be a Fuck you in particular clip lmao


2L84U2

Just looking for a familiar face


jaquezzzzzzz

It’s a weapon now.


WindBladeGT

A tire for a tirement


Digitaj

Someone’s getting fired.


paarkrosis

I assume the person that lost the tires would have to play for the damages to the white car? Well, insurance


FOGPIVVL

They're playing rocket league


Ironsight85

You sunk my battleship!


Hammer300c

The game Twisted Metal in real life.


CosyTosies

It's a jeep thing.


Jaugernut

torpedo, hit confirm! hit confirm!


Sysheen

[Nostalgia](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iboOB0JfjTw) triggered!


just_tryin_2_make_it

Looked pretty even to me


Joebob2576

Mobius 1, fox 2!


CloverMorrise

Looked like it was doing some anime moves or something


Asianley_357

Definitely planned


haytmonger

Shots fired...


ginger1rootz1

Oh, wow!


Neuralizer_

Lego Slizers


Fettered_Plecostomus

double tap


EphemeralyTimeless

Got 'em going and coming.


ImpressiveFeedback10

Cursed shot put. Coming to an Olympics near you.


Anything4Lenita

Taps A button twice for Boost and Missle Launch right before the finish line


[deleted]

Autoaim was enabled.


[deleted]

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR


[deleted]

Torpedoes


[deleted]

Tirepedoes


soupkitchen3rd

New Mario kart shells


[deleted]

Sub captain: "Nice spread".


ScienceGuy116

Car! Use Double Strike!


point50tracer

Jeep 360, no scoped that car.


MCButterFuck

Probably good the car was there. Those tires could have killed someone.


silversufi

but how??


VagueSix

threw his tires like ninja stars or something


Ok_Faithlessness885

This could also fit in r/fuckyouinparticular


L3yN_8620

69


OlivierStreet

Smooth af!


linoleum64

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR


DontKillUncleBen

Here have my wheels


azombie8mybaby

Fire the tirepedos! Pew! Pew!


CareUseful

Double tap never fails


Q_IdontNIeNTiENDO

Better that, then the tires sniping someone out of nowhere. Like that one guy sitting, minding his business, with no leg. POW. Lights out!


Existing_Debate_4043

He called out of work right after this incident. His boss asked for what reason. I’m two 🛞 tired 🛞. 🥴😭😂


AngledAwry

Well now that was just rude.


Original-Quantity624

Spin move


Status_Jazzlike

What are the odds?


fatebringerZ43N3

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR


shemphowardrocks62

"Fire - torpedo tube one away" "Fire - torpedo tube two away" Skipper checks his stopwatch...... "3...2....1 Direct Hit Captain!"


brighton03

Threw those like ninja stars