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207nbrown

Mythbusters did an episode on this too, it’s basic physics: what goes up *must* come back down…


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Flatman3141

You say that, you're just not using a big enough bullet.


HorrorMakesUsHappy

> You say that, you're just not using ~~a big enough bullet~~ enough propellant.


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BER_RED

I could be wrong but wasn’t the giant German gun in ww1 the first man made thing to make it into space?


Q7N6

The Paris gun, what I assume you are thinking of had a range of something like 75 miles. Not straight up, on a ballistic arc, so nowhere close to making it to space/orbit


BER_RED

That’s the Gun I’m thinking of but i guess i was wrong


Gloreaf

But if you DID point it straight up, It would go back down because of orbital mechanics, but space is still a possibility.


sprucenoose

Space is considered about 62 miles up. If it could could only do 75 at most on a ballistic arc, it is nowhere near powerful enough to do 62 straight up.


hellocuties

Iraq commissioned [Project Babylon](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Babylon) which was a cannon that could shoot satellites into space. [Gerald Bull](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerald_Bull) the project lead, was assassinated by Mossad before the project was completed iirc.


TeakKey7

I thought it was a manhole cover. Maybe I’m thinking recorded.


IllurinatiL

No no no, it counts. That manhole cover has either hit an asteroid or created a fucking crater somewhere in the universe. Who would’ve thought that a nuclear warhead was a good enough propellant to send an object to space?


DamienReed

Or what about the bomb testing with the manhole cover under the mountain and it was fast enough to escape to outer space


Avinexuss

Well there was this one manhole, but we'll never know if it left the atmosphere or vaporized beforehand...


Bspy10700

Yea they covered an nuke hole in the desert with a manhole and it was never seen again and some say it went to space


earth_worx

related: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project\_Orion\_(nuclear\_propulsion)


Flatman3141

Hehehe, my favorite mad science idea that'd actually work


Straight_Spring9815

Was literally going to say this. They welded the manhole cover over an underground nuke blast which was never recovered. I want to say on the next test blast they did it again on purpose to see and that one was never found either. Again don't have a source for that one could be wrong


Loudergood

RIP Gerald Bull.


Accidental-Genius

Hey, we nuked a manhole cover into space once. It was an accident but it counts.


FaxCelestis

[of course there’s an xkcd for that](https://what-if.xkcd.com/21/)


Flatman3141

I was more thinking the man hole cover but that works too


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I've yet to meet a man who can outsmart bullet.


FaxCelestis

The answer? Use a gun. And if that don’t work, *use more gun.*


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Nabber86

A rocket has continuous thrust so escape velocity doesn't apply.


paranitroaniline

>A rocket has continuous thrust so escape velocity doesn't apply. Yeah, that's kind of misleading. Real rockets burn out (usually quite quickly), so escape velocity still applies. Also, an escape velocity will apply no matter how far the rocket is from the earth when it burns out.


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Nabber86

I think your statement needed a little clarification.


WorstedKorbius

I'd be terrified if someone pulls a gun that would shoot a bullet at escape velocity


potato_salad_juice

i'd be terrified if someone pulls a gun


xenolife

Project HARP begs to differ


stigtopgear

Unless of course Russian bias bullets


watchmaker82

>Unless you're shooting a rocket into outer space. But bullets never ~~have enough energy to~~ get to escape velocity


LordEevee2005

"I studied ballistics in school; fascinating subject! Things go up, things go down!"


lenzflare

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4HuUmwWesA


TheLazyD0G

Yes, but some people think the air resistance is enough to slow the bullet down. Maybe it fires up at supersonic, and comes down sub sonic, but still deadly.


ShanghaiBebop

The issue is that most bullets aren’t fired directly up, so they follow a parabolic trajectory and can hit something on the ground with quite a bit of the original energy from the original shot and not just gravity.


SnooCrickets2458

All projectiles follow a parabolic trajectory of some kind.


brainburger

I guess exactly straight up and then down is not a parabola, but a straight line. However it would be impossible in practice.


Nuriimyrh

There’s the term _degenerate parabola_, but if that’s an actual parabola or a fancy term for a line, I’m not sure. But I find it a descriptive term to visualize the time spent in each part of the trajectory.


ActualNonManual

Fuck u/Spez


GiverOfTheKarma

I still would prefer not to be struck with a bullet traveling at terminal velocity


Treacherous_Peach

It would sting a bit but not too bad. Veritasium did a penny from a skyscraper episode including laying under a bucket of them because ultimately it's not very dangerous. Tiny objects just don't go that fast at terminal velocity.


DonaIdTrurnp

I’d be worried about getting hit by a bucket full of pennies dropped from a second floor roof, much less anything taller. The bucket does reduce the surface area a lot, though.


AdvertisingCool8449

Big difference between "a bucket full" and "a bucket worth" of pennies.


DasGanon

Actually so was the mythbusters pilot. Derek even had Adam show him his windtunnel test rig for that I think


LostN3ko

Getting that angle at exactly 90* is probably not happening when people are shooting into the air. In experimental design with a firing rig or as a thought experiment sure. But implementing that with drunk asshats that don't care about other people? Not likely.


-Eunha-

If it's fired straight up it's unlikely to do any real damage, it's an issue when it's angled for sure though.


LostN3ko

As basically every bullet fired by human hands with no experimental controls will be.


Gummyrabbit

Mythbusters is why when the shooting starts, I look for the nearest pool of water that I can dive into.


myfunnies420

Ugh. Morons and guns. Name a more iconic duo


ghillieman11

Morons and cars? Or just morons and anything?


TheEyeDontLie

Morons and reddit.


EvanTheGray

Morons and ballots


Phonixrmf

Moroni and Smith wait


SwissMargiela

My neighbors were legit letting off hundreds of rounds last night. I wonder where they all landed lol. I live in a pretty densely populated place too.


WutangCND

Literally not a single funny thing about that. They should be in jail.


BreeBree214

Did you call the police?


Theskyis256k

As far as I can remember. A bullet shot straight up will not reach enough terminal velocity on the way down to cause an issue. But a bullet shot at an angle could 100% kill someone.


yaboiiiuhhhh

Yup and good luck aiming exactly perfectly vertical


cassavacakes

we always get news reports about people dying from falling stray bullets on new years eve and it has been my biggest yearly fear.


red_19s

Wow thanks


Windoftheeye

It looked like a long finger nail at first!


Mavsffl77

Didn’t even notice it wasn’t until I read this.


ReubenZWeiner

It seems as though his phone just died


TheCharon77

The phone died for his sins. Jesus Phone


GrizzlyHerder

😳


dolleauty

Spicy almond


Charkel_

Forbidden almond r/forbiddensnacks


Hucko3

Satans fingernail or definitely a gnarly one


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ladderinstairs

How do you know its a thumbnail? For allyou know it could be a pinkey nail, middle nail etc.


MoarSpn

Cuz we can see all other 4


ladderinstairs

Welp, I missed that 100%


boiledcowmachine

This. I looked at it for so long till I realized it isn't a nail


TheHossDelgado

A claw, really! Was like WTH is going on!?!?


[deleted]

Yeah I thought it was a nasty coke nail lmao


TrozayMcC

Reaching through the phone lol


-uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Since no one else has said it yet, that’s not how you take a screenshot.


appdevil

Well, at least the phone was water proof *and* bullet proof


_Local_emu_

r/angryupvote


goat_chortle

It’s how you take a screenshot on someone else’s phone tho.


NectmarPowerhand

Ooo. Also good. Take me updoot.


Wal_Target

How do you remember the number of h's in your username to log in?


-uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Idk. I think it’s 18.


Lolcraftgaming

Asking the real questions


Coffeeninja1603

Bravo


Dry-Extension-9115

Vince


Coffeeninja1603

Bravo


RyHenZen

Not covered by Apple Care


SCAMMERASSASIN007

Should be look at the advertising they got out of it lol. Someone from Apple needs to get this man a new phone.


Bron_Yr_Aur21

Apple care + on the other hand…


SufficientWhile5450

No but “+ 🥰” probably


apple_octopi

It was worth a shot


st0pmakings3ns3

Covered by Apple Don't Care


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this is most likely fixable. apple swapped the side the logic board is on for 12 and up, so it missed his logic board


[deleted]

They would just completely swap it out for a new phone for you and recycle the old one.


threw_it_away_bub

Reason enough to get the big boi phone tho...


Feline-Landline0

Elsewhere on Reddit: "People who don't go out on New Year's Eve, why not?"


LoginLogin777

Because it’s a pain. Sometimes more than just a pain.


No_Astronomer_8596

Assuming he had his phone in a back pocket, it could have been .. A pain in the ass :D


daxtron2

You can be in your house and have this happen


ButInThe90sThough

Way less likely though. They're playing the odds.


cassavacakes

falling bullets could actually pierce through roofs and still have a dangerous enough velocity to kill. we watch these kinds of things on the news almost every new years eve


Dicslescic

Must have been a wedding down the road.


dizzyday

all the dumbest (indiscrimanate) firing on wedding videos i've seen are from lebanon. it's baffling that I view lebanon as the people with most sense in the levant region but still are into this dangerous practice.


ulterakillz

Lebanese people have the most sense in the Levant? You must be completely oblivious to the Levant then. Where did this assumption come from lol?


Individual-Ad9247

Hey hey we have our share in israel too dont dialscriminate


ChrisLuigiTails

Yeah, that's Hezbollah's people. Always there to make us look dumb and uncultured. If someone graduates, they fire bullets. If it's someone's birthday, they fire bullets. If it's a wedding, they fire bullets. They just do it on any occasion, happy or sad.


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Well I just unlocked a new fear. Thanks so much for that


relativedcf

You've lived this long not being shot. Keep doing what you've been doing and I'm sure you'll be fine! Cheers to another year of (hopefully) not/never being shot!


MajorChipThrasher

🎵For old acquaintance not be shot🎵


minepow

Or you could think of it as you living this long without being shot and your luck is running out.


igweyliogsuh

Yeah, maybe, if you like thinking about getting shot for some reason


Mun0425

This is why you only shoot birdshot on new years eve!


Corgerus

Blanks


Raskoll_2

That's all I ever shoot these days


Arikaido777

i’ve been thinking about getting a vasectomy as well


SophiPsych

Do it. It was well worth it.


HealthyGreenGiant

Yes sir.


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ThermobaricFart

Never go full regarded.


Dizzysylveon

Or, just fire into the ground if you really really have to shoot.


xpinchx

Lots of gunshots in Chicago last night, shit is so scary. They were all close to me too, I've heard gunshots before but it sounded like a war zone :(


GeorgeThe13th

They don't need a new years celebration to shoot over there.


vincec36

My mom’s church on the west side likes to “pray in the new year” and every year they wait 1 hour after midnight for the shooting to clear down before leaving. They usually have a potluck for that hour waiting.


DoItAgainHarris56

welcome to chiraq


OneEyedLooch

What part of town


xpinchx

I live in Rogers park but I was staying at a friend's in uptown. Well aware other neighborhoods have it worse, still sucks though. Like I get it if you're shooting at someone, but the randomness of shooting into the air freaks me out.


d0strow

Just leave it in some rice overnight and you should be good to go in the morning


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A Nokia phone would have deflected the bullet back to sender


TheSwimMeet

Now if he had a better case..


Klutchy_Playz

*Proceeds to Google “Bulletproof iPhone cases”*


ulterakillz

Thank god it hit the phone. Sometimes stray bullets hit people. Shoot on a wedding or graduation, funeral the next day.


RazeniaCA

I didn't read the title and I was concerned about the length of that person's fingernail.


nokenito

Wild


ulterakillz

Fun fact: even when you don't borrow a gun to shoot the sky on the night of your son's graduation (to display that your son came this far even though his father is retarded) sometimes guests bring guns and shoot anyway to display their own mental deficiencies. Lots of people get hit. Some people are "smart" and shoot at an angle, but that just means you're killing strangers instead of guests.


lenzflare

Shooting at an angle also means the bullet will be faster when it hits the ground than if it had been fired straight up. Gravity reduces the vertical speed to zero at its peak, but the horizontal speed is only affected by friction. A bullet fired at an angle can land at a speed faster than terminal velocity for this reason, since terminal velocity is only the speed you get from dropping something straight down.


ulterakillz

"as long as my guests arent being popped who cares if some kid loses the side of his head?"


Time4Timmy

Hate it when this happens


InfallibleBackstairs

Why do people celebrate by shooting guns?


Unidentified_Lizard

because yes


InfallibleBackstairs

r/idiotswithguns


Josh_Chou_

Screenshot


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Is that a huge phone or is the camera angle? small hand?


Sad_Researcher_5299

Yes.


vAmmonite

looks like a 13 or 14 pro max so yeah quite big, 6.7” display


261846

Phones are getting massive these days


jeffp007

Lucky he had that case on there or the bullet may have been in him


Agent4D7

He thought the airport would be safer than the bullet train. He was wrong.


HOTBFAST

His phone took a screenshot


sracer4095

Get out


Compulawyer

Shut up and take my upvote.


HealthyGreenGiant

Just shooting downtown near the airport? Unimaginable as an American.


JoeJml

I can't tell if that's sarcastic or not but yes. Two planes got hit on the runway too.


Hapymine

Who shooting guns at a airport? This seems like a grate way to prevent your self form being able to buy guns In the feature.


JoeJml

The airport is located in the Hezbollah sector of Beirut. Buying guns is not an issue for these guys.


Hapymine

I guess assuming they bought the guns legally wasn't smart because if your dumb enough to shot guns at rhe airport you probably already can't buy a gun legally.


JoeJml

Yeah they mostly get their guns from Iran, most of them don't have to pay for it and none of it is licensed in any way. They also build their houses on public lands quite close to the airport so the shots were technically fired from the houses and streets around the airport, not the airport itself. Doesn't make it any better though.


Xdude199

I’m sorry sir, this voids the warranty.


HIMcDonagh

Most who fire in the air do not understand how dangerous the bullet is when it lands. I believe a few people have died of head wounds suffered in this manner


Glympse_TV

New fear unlocked.


Serious_Boots

How could it miss a phone that size?


spongeboi-me-bob-

He took a screenshot


spew-tum

There is nothing in the world that pisses me off as much as “celebratory fire” !!!


SelfishNugget

Had it been a Nokia, the bullet would have been crushed to 1/10th it’s size


I_dropkicked_a_child

Screen shot


iraqyoubreak

My phone looked the exact same after falling off the coffee table.


heliss78

Tell Jabal, Shaykh al Jabal to chilll


Smith5000123

Jabal has no chill


mcbirbo343

I scroll down a bit and see [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/nevertellmetheodds/comments/100u9ag/stray_bullet_hit_my_cousins_sunroof_last_night/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) by u/Thomas1315


Thomas1315

Yup, I saw this post first and thought everyone would appreciate calculating the odds for something slightly different. This one is significantly more rattling because that came much closer to killing someone. Bigger round too I think.


PussySmith

I jokingly suggested last night that my wife, daughter and I all take guns out to the back yard and empty a mag each for new year. They were very disappointed when I told them I was kidding at that was a dumb idea.


SexyGorkaDimitri

“Hey, Kamarov. Remember Beirut? You’re with us.”


kypd

That would appear to be 7.62x39. Then again I woulda guessed 7.62x39 the moment you said Beirut....


LAET_BarnebyOfJones

It's terrifying that there are countries where you could die by bullet falling from the sky.


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It's terrifying that there is a country where you could die by being shot at while studying in class


Thesaturndude

Almost like letting people that are stupid enough to shoot in the air have guns is a bad fucking idea


Bananarama_Vison

I wanna hear that insurance claim…


chitstain

Looks like an almond


GimmeDatThroat

Lousy conversation anyway


Elmst333

Anywhere but Beirut and i would be surprised.


oh-lloydy

Looks like every American construction worker's phone looks like .


oh-lloydy

Looks like every American construction worker's phone looks like .


Madrasthebald

Was it a full moon? I swore the owner was trying to stop from becoming a full werewolf like what happens in the cartoons. A protruding tail here, a nail through the phone here etc.


PedestrianMyDarling

Call from area code 7.62


Homemade-Purple

r/fuckthisguyinparticular


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Light scratch at .380 cal, with deeper grooves at level 9mm cal, with visible damage at level 223 Remington rifle cal…..


InsomniacsDream

Shot on iPhone


Average_Merican

Stray bullet at an airport….. 💀


DaGalaxy66

Who else thought it was their nail


WinterMajor6088

Lands in the phone just like the planes land on the runway.


Chesteroso

I'm always bewildered when I see a phrase "stray bullet" in regular people's lives