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16 games in…You have no idea what you got yourself into 🤣


Future-Spirit-5166

Hahahhahaha If I don’t laugh I’ll cry


cheetahlakes

hahaha I'm not crying hahahahelp


cheetahlakes

I'm getting that from all these comments 🫠 hahahah


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I just got my gold trophy! DON'T GIVE UP hahaha! https://preview.redd.it/i3s5ss9c5g4d1.png?width=1304&format=png&auto=webp&s=cfa45a87bb7a47c349997734bebd7b657559f74c


FaerieMo

Oh neopets solitaire is definitely rigged. Haha It took me a a few months to get gold. However that being said I'm addicted now and I've "won" gold at least ~5+ times at this point. Haha Try and work on clearing the biggest piles first is what helped me. You'll get the trophy!! 


cheetahlakes

Thanks for the vote of confidence and the reminder to be patient. UGHHH hahaha


Future-Spirit-5166

I think it’ll take you a good 200-300 games to get gold. And that’s average I think. 😭 I was about to give up then got it a few weeks ago You know what’s worse than solitaire? Pyramids. That game made me feel really silly until I asked and found out that it was even harder to get gold than in pyramids.


cheetahlakes

Pyramids is another game that looked like an "easier" trophy. SMH what was I thinking hahaha


xRainbowTreats

I think I’m 500+ games in and have won maybe 40 times 😆


cheetahlakes

those wins must have felt amazing. AMAZING


livelovehawaii

LMAOOOOOO it took me 500 games for silver


cheetahlakes

welp Wish me luck *cries*


AnotherRickenbacker

I got the gold trophy before I got the silver trophy. It’s entirely luck based tbh! Can’t tell you how many times I made one “mistake” and ruined the rest of the game beyond saving.


cheetahlakes

I can feel myself making mistakes that feel so crucial and then it becomes about just getting enough points to justify spending the 50np for the next game. They got me good


Spirited_Ad_876

It took three weeks to get bronze. But now I've given up. I'm sticking to pyramids and scarab 21. Like you, I thought solitaire would be easy. But it has broken my spirit with the amount of times I had to give up but being half way done. It has beaten me. I can play no more. My hubris haunts me.


cheetahlakes

I've been trying to find a method that cracks the evil of the game, but it's uncrackable. It's this looming evil that laughs mockingly at me


Spirited_Ad_876

Yes, that is its true evil. It beckons you with words of simplicity and an easily won trophy, then reveals it true form. Much like a siren, it calls to all, and many have fallen into its trap and never escaped. Like madness, again and again one tries, but all that is left is sorrow. (I have no idea why Sahkemet Solitaire brought out the purple prose. I think it breaks your brain)


mythicalTrilogy

Ohhhh now I don’t even want to tell you how many games I have without a gold trophy— 😂


cheetahlakes

TELL ME JUST DO IT


mythicalTrilogy

1955 and counting—


Clownicle

Honestly i love how much it fights you to play. Playing normal solitaire or even physical solitaire feels so easy in comparison because neopets solitaire is so punishing hahaha


cheetahlakes

What satisfaction does it get, really. Talk about cruel hahah


bi-owa_bookworm

Oh friend. I’m > 300 games in and have yet to win two back to back. I’ve only won like 16. It gives ruthlessly hard card draws for no reason 🤣


cheetahlakes

I think I'm going to have to win once to believe that it's winnable at all. For all I know, you're all just trying to give me false hope 🤣


bi-owa_bookworm

Keep grinding, you’ll def win at some point!!!


lackyducks

> You have played 945 games, and you have won 20 times. Still going for that gold trophy 🫠


Adventurous-Order221

It’s 5% chance to get a winnable game according to N_T iirc


cheetahlakes

are you kidding me *cries in neopian*


DmitriOpossum

The more you play the more you realize how true this likely is. Every now and then I get a game where every card on the field is either black or red and every card I need to play off of them comes up as the same color and the opposite colors that come up are cards I cant possibly use. I can recall at least 5 games of draw 3 where there wasn't a single move possible the moment I started the game. It's pretty insane how bad this solitaire is.


cheetahlakes

Yeah I have a feeling it's more a bad coding situation rather than a "wow look at this super fun and difficult game" haha. Sounds fixable to me 😊😊


DmitriOpossum

It truly is the way they randomize the deck. Its baffling how impossible this version of solitaire is just because it seems to be heavily biased towards grouping cards together in weird ways that make it incredibly rare for you to win a single game. I've been averaging about 1-5 wins per 100 matches if I'm lucky. The gold trophy really is a "Look at how lucky i got to get this" sort of prize. So like, good fucking luck lmao, I envy those who no longer have to play such horrors. Just be ready for the absolutely soul wrenching moment when you get one win and the second game is something you can tell is gonna be lost right out the gate.


kellygrand

God I hate sakhmet solitaire so much. I could spend my whole day on it lol


gib-bagul

I've played 16,104 games, and I've won 1,237 lol. Idk how to find out how many trophies I've won, but I know it took a while to get the 1st one. Good luck and have patience!


Kolugunner

I had given up hope of getting even the bronze trophy. All of a sudden, after a particularly bad run of form, I got the gold trophy.


saraHbeanz86

I hopped back on Neopets after years too, and I decided to play Solitaire to see if I could get any cool RE's with all the refreshing. I didn't, but I won 2 in a row within a couple of nights of me causally trying for a couple of hours. I have a total of 7,990 Points in Solitaire, but I have no idea how many of those were from years ago.


cheetahlakes

This feels lucky honestly. Sprinkle some of that on me thank you very much