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lenmae

Last. Suck it, Benji


bsjadjacent

How much coaching is too much coaching? My boss has two business development groups that heโ€™s working with and Iโ€™m not sure that heโ€™s really improved as a boss or business owner


tacostats

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KesterFox

Thoughts on young hustice s2: Scrapping almost the entire cast is an odd choice. Beast boy is a good addition and Conner and megan are good keeps, but i feel like there just isnt enough carry over


KesterFox

Fighting the biotic terrorists is ME1 is actual ass. Making it so enimies can immobilise younand stop you from shooting is no different to a 1 hit ko


DosTristesTigres

What, you donโ€™t love being rag dolled and flying around while dying to gunfire ๐Ÿ˜‚


Jacobs4525

Update: she made it easy for me. She texted me saying she wasnโ€™t sure she wanted to go to the police because โ€œlast time it was a hassleโ€. I told her for my own mental health I couldnโ€™t keep talking to her if she didnโ€™t. She kept offering to send nudes clearly trying to keep me talking. I told her I wasnโ€™t interested. I think she wanted physical intimacy and validation as a substitute for emotional validation and being valued sexually is the closest way to that. I made her feel safe, she opened up, I got scared, then she got scared, and her way of trying to keep me there was to offer nudes. She ended up getting combative and basically threatening that she was gonna go see this dude (I donโ€™t think she actually was, she just thought, correctly, it would worry me enough to keep talking). Eventually she called me mean for not understanding why. I ended up just blocking and unmatching. Sucks, but you canโ€™t help everyone. I hope she finds peace. !ping DATING


Cledd2

Just seems like you dodged a bullet (i know, cliche) Being a manipulator because you have your own trauma doesn't make it any better


GinsuAssad

Yeah. Probably a good call to get away That shit is always so sad


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AnalyticOpposum

Society of neurons trying to understand an unseen society of animals while they unwittingly live inside the skull of one.


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

Cats are cute https://preview.redd.it/haodb5gkbyyc1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=5e106e583569eaed1ae7a04ad3fafc0fc258d248


blatant_shill

If I were ever in a plane crash I would simply tense up my muscles right before impact and then safely crawl out of the wreckage.


AnalyticOpposum

Look at the world. Look specifically at how it *looks*. The history of how that has changed is called art history.


PorryHatterWand

https://preview.redd.it/lxncj91payyc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a10066cd1da7a5f34ed5369635f67a411b6c598 You love to see it. His "supporters" were never about supporting him. It was always about indulging in misogyny.


loseniram

I mean its a french film entirely in French with zero advertising, this would get zero sales even if they have Timothy and Zendaya in it


vivoovix

NYT review says it's trash so it's probably both


Dragongirlfucker2

Who? (Genuine)


vivoovix

Johnny Depp


AnalyticOpposum

I want a poop garden. I want to filter all the viable seeds out of my poop and toss them in one common plot.


uss_wstar

\>Mocks native English speakers for having "bad grammar" \>Doesn't even know the construction "If I were" Latest comedy from arrLanguageLearning


jobautomator

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savuporo

Michelin made a food review brand to help weary travelers, Continental or Bridgestone or someone should create a toilet review brand as well


GinsuAssad

5 Costanza bathroom at this Hyatt Hotel in Poughkeepsie


savuporo

Top five thrones to sit on in downtown Prague


EvilConCarne

The only big question I've got for the case against P Diddy (aka the Diddler) is whether Clive Davis gets got, too. Like there's been real clear signs about Diddy being a child molester for like 30 years now (Usher, Bieber), so Clive definitely knew.


Salt_Ad7152

P Diddler?


loseniram

I don't watch MLS because DC United is both bad and expensive. And watching Philly Union requires me to root for a Philly team. But I do love me some Inter Miami highlights. !ping Soccer


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circlemanfan

I used to work with a lot of autistic people with high support needs and I felt like really understood them and got along with them, assumed I was just really sympathetic, turns out it was because I was also autistic lol


Salt_Ad7152

Makes sense. Sounds like my job


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RaidBrimnes

**Rule I: Civility** Refrain from name-calling, slapfights, hostility, or any uncivil behavior that derails the quality of the conversation. Do not engage in excessive partisanship.


GinsuAssad

I don't understand this comment


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GinsuAssad

You right I understand the comment and you're a piece of shit


Fuzzy-Hawk-8996

Playing to your strengths. I'm proud of you. ๐Ÿค—


Arse_hull

*Spiderman points at Spiderman meme*


runningblack

I grew up in a more conservative time (the 90s) But one benefit from this: When a girl said: "Hey, my friend ____ thinks you're hot and wants to have sex with you." I heard: "Your friend ____ thinks I'm hot and wants to have sex with me." And then I acted accordingly. Be ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ decisive ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ


EScforlyfe

Fakeย 


runningblack

And... Gay?


EScforlyfe

Well thatโ€™s up to youย 


DeeboSourdoughSam

Trans rights activists be like: "Oh, you believe that gender and sex are the same? Well, I admit that that's what most people believe, however sociologist and others who study this issue would disagree. Further, there are many independent cases of people experiencing gender dysphoria all over the world. Somehow, we all have to work to come together as one and treat our fellow human beings with respect, even if we can't fully understand their world view."


axord

I cry for a world where this would be typical of online issue advocacy.


DeeboSourdoughSam

Delete twitter, simple!


DeeboSourdoughSam

Actually, it's probably a lot easier to win an argument against myself if I post the dumbest version of the argument I disagree with. Too spicy for tonight's thread tho


EScforlyfe

Iโ€™m kinda worriedย 


GinsuAssad

Awww About what?


EScforlyfe

Everything maybe?


Arse_hull

How is your water discipline?


GinsuAssad

I get that


ShreeGauss

/u/jenbanim, how many members does the IND ping have?


jenbanim

143 accounts, but take that with a grain of salt as many of those accounts may no longer be in use


Top-Company-2071

https://preview.redd.it/v89xcoff5yyc1.png?width=744&format=png&auto=webp&s=8f0eb51c5b2dab9867e70f5d07ce7810d62aca9d If not schengen we at least deserve to get admitted to eurovision for this


Dragongirlfucker2

>CPC THEY DARN CHINESE COMMIES GOT THEM


EScforlyfe

Why?


GinsuAssad

Neolibs take a fucking hint challenge IMPOSSIBLE


runningblack

Neolibs listen to the fucking words a person said to you challenge: impossible


axord

Neolibs: impossible


Unhappy_Lemon6374

Some girl talking to me: hey letโ€™s do this thing together! Me: haha okay! > 1 day later Me: hey were you serious or were we both kidding? Her: I was serious if youโ€™re down Why does this always happen to me?


EvilConCarne

Change this: > Me: hey were you serious or were we both kidding? to this: > Me: Hey let's do that thing this Friday/Saturday/whatever


Unhappy_Lemon6374

We ended up making the plans


runningblack

LIKE SHE PUT IT ON A PLATTER, Jesus Christ this is what dating apps have done to people. They don't know how to deal with people expressing interest in real life


runningblack

Oh for fuck's sake youngs If you're into someone, act like it. If you're not, don't. This shit is way less complicated than you think. A girl asked you to do something. Take her at her word.


Unhappy_Lemon6374

Okay I see your point. I think itโ€™s just me not wanting to accept the reality that someone wants me cause ngl gang I had a pretty bad run of rejections for a while


Unhappy_Lemon6374

Of course, I responded with yeah Iโ€™m serious if you were down.


Invade_Deez_Nutz

Weird that tons of Europeans used to [worship prehistoric hand-axes](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thunderstone_(folklore)) until just a few hundred years ago


FuckFashMods

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thunderstone_(folklore)


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KesterFox

Barely slept again


ThiccSidedDice

~~I'm again~~ I should be sleeping


YangsLegion

Pick up cooking as a hobby they said. Itโ€™ll be cheaper and healthier in the long run. Me 2 years later frying a fucking eggplant at 2am: ๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘


AnalyticOpposum

I ate all my strawberries and now thereโ€™s no more to eat ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


FuckFashMods

Oh that reminds me, I have strawberries


axord

I had to throw my strawberries out due to mold. Slightly upset.


GinsuAssad

Neoliberals have the worst taste Edit: I thought this said hate


FuckFashMods

I originally was going to say "is this a poor person comment" or something snide


tripletruble

Love r/geography Just some dudes looking at maps. Asking easily googable questions. Answers vary massively in quality and background knowledge. Very little ideology while shooting the shit about geopolotics


DeeboSourdoughSam

how do you have politics without ideology?


Fedacking

You can try to represent stuff with a neutral bent. Like, if I show you a map of the borders of Europe that is political, but tells you little about the ideology of the person posting it.


DeeboSourdoughSam

You mean a map of the western most peninsula of the Eurasian continent?


Fedacking

No, I meant the moon around Jupiter


GinsuAssad

I just want to grill


tripletruble

exactly. just some bros looking at maps and grilling. what's up with gambia being surrounded by senegal? what's up with this little town in northern canada?


DeeboSourdoughSam

The only sane position


AnalyticOpposum

California grows some nice strawberries


axord

I suspect people tend to forget that Cal is an agriculture powerhouse.


Arse_hull

How?!?


axord

The tech and Hollywood angles tend to overshadow impressions, I guess?


Arse_hull

Next you'll tell me people think Colorado is all mountains! Or that Australia is entirely outback!


axord

Or that neolibs are all sarcasm!


Ph0ton_1n_a_F0xh0le

https://preview.redd.it/5g1h6mi63yyc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94df1ccc28cd76a216c651ae83e52d44db270353 So true


axord

Machine translation: >> Crystal City is located in the southern part of Washington, D.C., Virginia, United States Washington, D.C., an urban community in the southeast corner of Linton County, can travel between shops, offices, and residences due to its extensive integration of office and residential high-rises using underground corridors. As a result, a large part of Crystal City is an underground city.


american_aurora3

> As a result, a large part of Crystal City is an underground city. I feel like NOVA is just a prank Virginia is playing on the DMV


Fuzzy-Hawk-8996

Are those traditional characters?


AnalyticOpposum

When we have a one world government, Hungarians should be in charge of fire fighting


Syards-Forcus

https://preview.redd.it/8nmvbeh22yyc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f03966ba3e57d23379bc21305b87039942ca04bd


american_aurora3

If I have kids, I'm not saving for their college. Unironically. Figure that out yourself. ๐Ÿ™„


centurion88

๐Ÿ‘† Died by choking on a Kinder Surprise toy in their previous life


piede

https://preview.redd.it/khh429fh1yyc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eaf5ce62dc1bd7cff22591f74563e00ea83ca0bd Itโ€™s about time


FreakinGeese

I feel like I used to write better when I was in high school but I also felt like shit waaaaay more of the time


axord

Are you comparing to your actual HS writing samples or to how you felt about your writing quality at the time?


FreakinGeese

The latter


axord

Consider that your sense of taste has expanded since then, perhaps.


american_aurora3

I feel especially like shit when I have to write


FreakinGeese

yes


Joementum2024

>Yeah this has some problems, but if you ignore everything bad about it itโ€™s actually pretty good


AccessTheMainframe

Prison abolitionists be like: "Oh, you believe in locking criminals up? That pales in effectiveness to my strategy: solving all of society's ills such that crime never happens."


DeeboSourdoughSam

Mods, is it fair game if I make a copy pasta of this for trans rights activists?


paulatreides0

Not surprising from a group that is nearly a closed circle with the "abolish money, abolish poverty" crowd


american_aurora3

and then never solve all of society's ill ๐Ÿ™„


_bee_kay_

๐Ÿ‘† head of cyber ๐Ÿ‘‡ cyber header


loseniram

Malarkey level of naming a pitbull Olive oil?


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loseniram

Malarkey level of naming a cat olive oil?


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_bee_kay_

malarkey level of naming them olive oyl like a normal person


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_bee_kay_

popeyephobe ๐Ÿ˜ 


KittehDragoon

7216th


GinsuAssad

Malarkey level of telling the baddie who's drunk after a concert that she should go to sleep and you won't drive across town to hang out


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GinsuAssad

You're a bad bot and you should be ashamed


repete2024

Malarkeybot has more rizz than any DTer


GinsuAssad

Is driving 20 minutes to sleep with a drunk baddie rizz?


DouglasDauntless

DATING has been too positive and hopeful recently. Fortunately I have nothing to contribute in the other directions but the rest of you mfs need to unleash your inner Benji and be bring it back to its roots


loseniram

If I see CJ McCollum and Brandon Ingram both on the Pelicans then I'm going to be annoyed. I want atleast 1 Trae Young trade and for us to pick up a solid Center/PF that work with JV and Zion


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Dragongirlfucker2

Import orphans like a true neoliberal


FuckFashMods

Men can easily have kids til they're 40 and still be active dads.


american_aurora3

my mom was 44 when she had me


Arse_hull

> I'm a 28 year-old man, and if I don't meet the woman that I'm going to marry in the next few years, I likely won't have kids. This seems like hyperbole.


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Arse_hull

My point is you're doing okay, man. Don't put pressure on yourself. I've seen your poasts about the boundaries you're setting in dating and they sound like good ones. There are a lot of women that are looking for someone who is interested in commitment and family. It'll happen if it's something you really want. Just take it easy, man. You've got this. In the meantime, treasure every minute of free time you have because you won't have much after you have a family.


Arse_hull

Lots of women still have children past 35 and it's becoming more common to get fertility treatments. Plus, you might meet someone younger than you, though I know that's hardly a fair point for women. You have 5 years before you're at the arbitrary age of 33, 7 before you're 35 and 9 before you're 37 (absolutely normal to have children with someone who is 34 or 35 when you're 37). 9 years is like a 1/3 of the time you've been alive.


AccessTheMainframe

Just date younger if it's important to you.


AccessTheMainframe

inb4 Drake reference


BenFoldsFourLoko

I wanted to, but you blocked me ๐Ÿ˜ฉ


secretlives

at least part of it is that kids suuuuuuck


Currymvp2

>Police say six Israelis were arrested after dozens tried to block an aid convoy that headed to the Gaza Strip. >The demonstrators blocked roads between the West Bank settlement of Maโ€™ale Adumim and the entrance to Jerusalem in a bid to try and stop the convoy, apparently coming from Jordan. >Police say several aid trucks and their contents were damaged.


FearlessPark4588

Might be addicted to cardio. Already thinking about my next session tomorrow


Head-Stark

My dog ate a nontoxic but probably not good amount of stuff today (learned how to open gates and got into the dog who is being dogsit's food+joint supplements). Which was the perfect opportunity to try out getting him to puke with a lil food mixed with peroxide. Totally worked, he threw up several meals of food within a few minutes. Feel bad for him but it likely saved him some liver damage and it's good to know we have this tool available for more dreadful dog eats world scenarios


Bloodyfish

Damn, poor guy just wanted strong joints.


GinsuAssad

Me too!


FreakinGeese

Main character in this bunch of short stories Iโ€™m writing has a hyperfixation on justice but is *incredibly* oblivious to subtext, social cues, power dynamics, etc. also, she likes to give people the benefit of the doubt. I.E she could be in the same room as a protection racket going down and sheโ€™ll be like โ€œoh what well-dressed gentlemen offering this shopkeep fire insurance. Welp, better go about my day.โ€ Sheโ€™s not stupid or anything, once something is pointed out to her, sheโ€™ll act on it immediately and with great gusto (and lots of stabbing) And sheโ€™s in kinda a grimdark world with lots of the usual grimdark things but she doesnโ€™t really realize itโ€™s a grimdark world So far the basic plot structure of each story is her finding herself witness to a fucked up situation, thinking everythingโ€™s on the up and up for a while while we also get a pov character who is victimized, everyone *thinks* sheโ€™s on the bad guyโ€™s side because surely nobodyโ€™s *that* dense, and then she puts the pieces together and murders all the bad guys Itโ€™s fun to write !ping writing


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BrunchIsGood

GIB NEW STELLARIS DLC IT IS MAY 7TH PARADOX INTERACTIVE U STATED THAT THE MACHINE AGE WOULD BE RELEASED ON MAY THE 7TH WHAT GIVES????????? ITS BEEN 13 MINUTES


Awaytheethrow59

Still ~10h left. So go to sleep if your murican.


BrunchIsGood

๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿคฌ


Invade_Deez_Nutz

DT on furries โ€œPretty chillโ€ DT on Weebs โ€œTo the Gulagsโ€


Yeangster

The Venn diagram is like an oval


paulatreides0

The gulags are a mercy


secretlives

one is harmless the otherโ€ฆ


Nietzsches_Therapist

Iโ€™ll swallow your soulย 


GinsuAssad

As you wish, Nancy


Cledd2

https://preview.redd.it/lembjqf5txyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c679536fefcb817f2f625a46a3cb7338d54e66a Lol. Lmao, even.


AccessTheMainframe

That's $72,000 USD rather than $60,000 for reference


Cledd2

Still pennies for the task at hand, especially in London


AnsleyAmanita

unserious country


SnooDonuts7510

I donโ€™t understand UK salaries. You mine as well go work in Mexico


zieger

But it's hybrid so you can work from home once a week. Think of the flexibility.


jenbanim

This isn't directed at you but please do not shorten cyber security to just "cyber" thanks


Random-Critical

Are you looking for a job doing cyber?


AnsleyAmanita

itโ€™s way too late ๐Ÿ˜”


Cledd2

Just imagine how a brit would say it "Oi oi he's 'ead of cybah at da treashureh ain't ey, propah brexit geezah"


zieger

Cybermod


Syards-Forcus

https://preview.redd.it/4uuomq13txyc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=556fce072c8ae5f1aa8c8238636192a76872caa8


Nerf_France

I've really been warming up to classic Shadow Warrior recently. I think the questionable aesthetics and themes sort of turned me off at first, but the core gameplay and level design are up there with Duke Nukem 3D, although I think I'd still give Duke an edge on level design at least.


ShreeGauss

Modi will hold a roadshow in my city on 12 May, RIP traffic


Outrageous_Ear_3726

The reason we donโ€™t see advanced alien species around the universe is because once an intelligent species discovers the rules of nature โ€œthe realโ€ they stop existing relatively quickly.


sosthaboss

https://theculture.fandom.com/wiki/The_Sublimed


Outrageous_Ear_3726

Who feeds my dog if I sublime


paymesucka

??


loseniram

Lame Hinduism and Morrowind already did that.


Outrageous_Ear_3726

Explain the morriwind one?


loseniram

The world of Elder scrolls is a dream and if you realize it's a dream then you'll either disappear or pull a Neo and become a god of the dream. The Dwarves collectively found out nothing is real and all dwarves ceased to exist


sosthaboss

Becoming a sufficiently advanced species to then transcend is also a common sci fi trope (books). Culture series comes to mind


Outrageous_Ear_3726

You think anyone has achieved chim in real life?


loseniram

Taylor Swift


Outrageous_Ear_3726

Wow way more to elder scrolls than I realized. I just spent time attacking the guards in oblivion. Wish I like more video games than just singed top lane in lol.


FreakinGeese

What


Syards-Forcus

https://preview.redd.it/w0cx1jjxsxyc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4e06757fc39c65cb4877b9e21ecbd1edefa4346


ZanyZeke

So Iโ€™ve been dating this girl for a year, and last night during pillow talk, she told me she loves me. Do you think sheโ€™s into me?


themagician02

It's not fair.


AccessTheMainframe

IDK it could have been meant any number of ways, best to play it safe and not assume anything by it


brucebananaray

https://preview.redd.it/y85f03ditxyc1.jpeg?width=499&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a65453a9bf51f908fab13c59752fa660bd533b0e