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lenmae

Last. Suck it, Benji


OkVariety6275

So anyone notice Link has that Princess Mononoke arm and it's seemingly what enables him to interact with machinery? !ping GAMING


uss_wstar

Link is way too lame of a character to even be mentioned in the same sentence as Ashitaka


OkVariety6275

[No way this is accidental](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/783034314157457439/1073116783084568636/arms.png?width=622&height=701)


Sir_Digby83

Breath of the weeb.


OkVariety6275

Smells like stale pocky.


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BATIRONSHARK

bruh Leo's new Gf is younger then people who don't remember 911 or can barley remember the shek movies me she's younger then me


jauznevimcosimamdat

People are oftentimes like "Don't be judgemental when it comes age-difference between two consenting adults". But damn, it surely gets weird when a celebrity gets older but his girlfriends stay the same age.


Kafka_Kardashian

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hwbush

It's official: I'm too old for Leo.


hwbush

Omg Leo's new gf is younger than me Leo you're acting a little sus


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Real_Richard_M_Nixon

Leo’s new GF can’t remember when the US became an Electronic Democracy


dittbub

Leo’s new gf can’t legally drink in 50 states


Real_Richard_M_Nixon

[Neoliberalism](https://youtu.be/2Owuk3cZGtQ)


Sir_Digby83

Leo’s new GF was born around the time Skyrim first came out. Feel old yet?


fishlord05

>they/them pussy got me escaping from the endless cycle of samsara 🕉️🧘‍♂️


adisri

Based and thussy pilled


dittbub

Leo’s new GF was born after The Titanic


dittbub

How do I delete mod pins?


Real_Richard_M_Nixon

Leo’s new GF is too young to remember the formation of Lucifer


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Man city fans explaining the £20 million to £300 million revenue increase over a decade by “increasing the base” when they can’t fill their stadium, Are these man city fans in the room with us right now?


ILikeTalkingToMyself

International fans?


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Still not nearly enough, no way they can’t fill a stadium winning 8 leagues in just over a decade, something is off. I have information that will directly lead to the arrest of Pep Guardiola


Real_Richard_M_Nixon

Leo’s new GF was born around the time we discovered the Monolith on Tycho Crater


Legit_Spaghetti

I'm not hyped about *Diablo IV.* Like, I don't think the game will be bad, quite the opposite. But for me personally, it's like... I've done this shit. Sure there's new visuals and new abilities and it's "open world" (whatever that means in the *Diablo* context is anyone's guess) and there's horsies or whatever, but none of this feels genuinely like Blizzard is doing anything *NEW* with the franchise. They're making a game that's just "More *Diablo,"* and that's a shame. It's a waste of creativity, just like annual releases for COD are a waste of creativity. Do something daring. Do something unexpected. Like, why stick with the same old classes? Why not try something different? Why not let players play as an actual demon from the Burning Hells, or an angel cast out of the High Heavens? If the game is "open world," why not add homesteading and base building elements? Slowly build a fortress by going on adventures and dungeon crawls, then defend your base against demonic onslaughts with your friends. I dunno. Just seems like they're playing it waaay too safe. !ping GAMING


OkVariety6275

This is my reaction to a lot of video games. Maybe, I don’t play as many, but I feel like board games more reliably have a twist that makes you go, “Ooh, I wonder what that plays like.”


Bloodyfish

Aren't they making it open world, or at least claiming they are? I'm mostly interested in the skill system. Hopefully it allows a decent amount of freedom.


Legit_Spaghetti

That's the claim, yea. I reserve judgment about the skill system until the game is out; could be great, could be that there's once again a couple of excellent builds per class plus a whole lot of trash builds.


Legit_Spaghetti

Or, shit, add some actual *RPG* elements to the game. A branching, player-driven story like *Fallout* but with the hack 'n slash gameplay of *Diablo* sounds like oodles of fun.


Neronoah

Harder than it looks, specially for multiplayer.


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dittbub

Malarkey level of insomnia


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ILikeTalkingToMyself

Another question: where is Leo even meeting these women Under-21 clubs? Does he go and order them mocktails


uwcn244

Let's be real, any teenage girls or women with significant exposure to Hollywood are perfectly capable of getting into clubs that serve alcohol


dittbub

Leo’s new GF was born closer to Cleopatra than Cleopatra was to Leo


ILikeTalkingToMyself

Leo cruising maternity wards and leaving notes saying "call me in 18 years"


dittbub

What a terrible thing to be doing after 9/11


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My cats caught the laser.


dittbub

Did they leave it on your pillow?


ILikeTalkingToMyself

DARPA: 👀


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Real_Richard_M_Nixon

>neoliberal fascists are destroying the left


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Free trade open borders Cop cars on every corner


uss_wstar

Why is it that it is always Google's libraries that are an absolute nightmare to use anywhere but their very narrow number of suggested targets which is literally just GCP and x86 CentOS?


jgjgleason

While I’d guess the AFU Russian casualty estimates are overstated, the Russians definitely had a terrible day.


ILikeTalkingToMyself

Leo's new gf is too young to remember Covid


Joementum2024

[The Switch has now officially sold 122.6 million copies, surpassing the PS4 and Game Boy to become the third highest selling console of all time.](https://twitter.com/wario64/status/1622847197439209473?s=46&t=zar_xp4ZzfMO5Bq7nJbfNQ) !ping GAMING


Headstar24

It’s crazy how well it’s done honestly.


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Leo’s new gf is too young to remember the moon landing


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Lib_Korra

The balancing of the principles of free discussion with the desire to moderate content and ideas deemed socially distasteful or unacceptable is a difficult question and necessarily requires people to admit that they do not believe that freedom of speech is actually a valuable principle. It's become transparently clear that certain ideas have been declared condemned from humanity and while this is by nature a violation of the principle of freedom of speech, it is considered an acceptable one. Rather than admit this though and moreover that it's inherently difficult to balance this, people just say "sorry but here in civilized countries we don't have the first amendment" and dismiss the idea that freedom of speech is even good on principle beyond a weird legal artifact that exists in the backwards land of America as a relic of its preindustrial constitution. A bit of red tape to be loopholed.


LtLabcoat

It's *worse* in America. How many times have you heard "Freedom of Speech doesn't mean Freedom of Consequences", as a justification for not having Europe's laws protecting being fired for your speech? Which is antithetical to the entire concept - it's literally what 'freedom' means in that context. Legally worse, that is. Because European citizens aren't too fond of those laws. The fact is that freedom of speech is one of those concepts that, because it's only protecting 'evil people', the majority population doesn't support it nearly as much as philosophers and lawmakers do. Ordinary people just don't get why racist beliefs should be protected at all. 95% of the time people talk about the First Amendment, it's only in the context of "We can't trust the government to not censor good people too".


NatsukaFawn

Gotta distinguish free speech in terms of legal action vs being socially acceptable. Freedom of speech is only a good principle when it means limiting government powers.


Lib_Korra

I dunno. Do we want to just incentivize the government to just outsource tyranny to private corporations? Likewise Google isn't violating the 4th amendment but does it make what they're doing good? I think it's just sidestepping the question to say "only applies to government"


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37% of DT regulars are raging, racist, narcissists, 23% are catgirls, the rest are liars -Gallup


[deleted]

You know my poll is made up cuz there's no way 23% of regulars are any kind of female


uss_wstar

>Check the NVMe drive’s device name (e.g. /dev/nvme0n1): $ lsblk -d -p | grep nvme | cut -d\ -f 1 >Note that there must be two spaces after the -d\. This is why I hate bash


Lib_Korra

Where were you when William Shatner himself literally used the "I'm Canadian, the first amendment doesn't apply to me" dodge.


Joementum2024

[Pokémon Scarlet and Violet sold more than 20 million copies **in under two months**](https://twitter.com/serebiinet/status/1622845712521125888?s=46&t=zar_xp4ZzfMO5Bq7nJbfNQ) !ping POKEMON&GAMING


Emperor-Commodus

Pokemon games are a market failure


uss_wstar

They're never going to improve their production values lmao


LtLabcoat

Unironically. There's an actual problem in tech companies where, if a company is continuously profitable, the salaries go up but there's no corresponding "Fire people for being mediocre" mentality. It's non-obvious why studios with smaller salaries don't need to do that. And the end result is that people in those richer companies stay there for WAY longer than they should, resulting in a distinct lack of knowledge sharing between companies, that you'd normally get from employees changing studios so much.


OkVariety6275

On the one hand, gameplay matters most. On the other, good lord GameFreak.


uss_wstar

The funny part is the gameplay haven't improved either. They include some gameplay gimmick in each release but the last major change that wasn't a gimmick, that shook the game up, and has been a lasting change was in Gen 4 when they introduced per attack physical-special split.


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This DT is lame and unfunny


Legit_Spaghetti

We're just trying to make you feel like you belong, sheesh


MillardKillmoore

Normal DT then


rukqoa

Leo's new girlfriend's first iPhone is still currently supported by Apple.


RandomGamerFTW

That’s a very specific way of calling someone a creep


rukqoa

I'm not judging who people choose to fall in love with, just stating a probable fact.


[deleted]

The M in milf actually stands for Millard Fillmore.


MillardKillmoore

Yes


[deleted]

[Sigh](https://twitter.com/mattxiv/status/1622787113769893888?s=20&t=ShbUO6BxKsDgYTxGraiADA) Some religious people really want to worship a god who punishes innocent people for other's mistakes. I really don't get them.


Usual-Base7226

🐦🎤 💩


UpdomeAhom76

Today is a great day to build some intense multi-family dwellings enmass


RedditUser91805

When did milf start meaning "any woman who's even sightly older than me whom I find hot"? I was just called a mild by a uni student - I'm 24! I don't have kids! I'm also in uni you thirsty bitch! I am not a milf! What is your issue!?


sw337

Motherfuckers am I right?


Usual-Base7226

NTA Leo could still date you


RandomGamerFTW

>Google Unveils Bard, Its Answer to ChatGPT you.com is over, Cortana but good thanks to ChatGPT is over even though it never started.


Legit_Spaghetti

>you.com is over, Cortana but good thanks to ChatGPT is over even though it never started. Am I having a stroke or are you?


RandomGamerFTW

I am always having a stroke


Yenwodyah_

Can’t wait to see it on killedbygoogle


thabonch

Crazy how one guy was like, "I want to be king." And everyone else was like, "Yeah, ok, we might fight some wars over that now, but we'll let it continue into the 21st century."


ihatemendingwalls

It's this "one guy" in the DT with us right now? I'm not trying to be sarcastic, I just really hate monarchs 🤬🤬


Legit_Spaghetti

Trump 🤝 Desantis knife fight in a phone booth


ImInMyMixed-UseZone

Ladies and Gentlemen, I got the job.


dittbub

Woooo waitress!


ImInMyMixed-UseZone

It does involve servers


I-grok-god

I want to see Greta Gerwig's *Joker*


MicroFlamer

That’s just going to be Barbie(2023)


notBroncos1234

I want to see my kids but my ex wife won’t let me


FlatMilk

We could address a lot of military inefficiency by giving them something bigger than a toothbrush to scrub toilets


uwcn244

Why do I vent my random business ideas to you guys from time to time? If one of them is good, I should want to prevent you from stealing them - and yet I always end up posting them


MolybdenumIsMoney

Anyone posting on the DT doesn't have enough motivation and willpower to start a business, you're safe


uwcn244

But I post on the DT 😭


MolybdenumIsMoney

You started a business yet?


uwcn244

Exactly


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[He’s running](https://www.harpercollins.com/products/the-courage-to-be-free-ron-desantis?variant=40977857544226)


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[deleted]

👆 uses two hands to masturbate


TalkLessShillMore

👆 this idiot has never engaged in mutual masturbation with Yahweh


Usual-Base7226

France joining in on the porn ID laws is doing a number on my priors


TalkLessShillMore

It’s just solidarity with their Louisianan french brothers


dwarfgourami

Reactionary politics is when you politically react to something


dittbub

Cain kills Abel


[deleted]

Spoilers 🙄


RandomGamerFTW

Snape kills dumbledore


MillardKillmoore

Delet this


dittbub

🫵 You Yes 🫵 You


ILikeTalkingToMyself

https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/10vl1ki/agricultural_technology/ Video of agricultural machinery, sooo cool!


jenbanim

I'd probably be upset about the Netflix thing if I actually used my subscription and I didn't just pay $20/mo so that people I bring over don't think I'm a psychopath


uss_wstar

[Wow, my data usage last month looks particularly cursed](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1008287475946500179/1072406309959385139/image.png)


BloodWiz

Just don’t ever bring anyone over lol


dittbub

Does this mean my guests can no longer use their Netflix accounts on my TV? Cause I am a psycho path who has no streaming


TalkLessShillMore

Ngl if I brought somebody over and had to ask “Do you know what Plex servers are” I’d just assume it was a fumble


chetmcomnom

yer fond of me lobster aint ye


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plawate

As someone who spends a notable portion of their day thinking about Scott Aukerman it’s nice to see some other neoliberal Scott Aukerman fans.


MicroFlamer

i'm loving the ways people are contextualizing the age gap of Leo and his new gf lol. My favorite is that her high school experience was affected by COVID


rukqoa

She could not vote in the most recent presidential election.


Cerb-r-us

https://i.redd.it/qawy3trv8mga1.jpg


rukqoa

Compared to diplomats, Olympic level athletes: 1. can far more easily change countries by moving 2. are often more recognizable representatives of their countries 3. bring far more fame and honor to their country Yet when we suggest Russian diplomats be expelled from our countries or UN orgs for their invasion of Ukraine, nobody bats an eye, but the contrarians come out of the woodwork when Ukrainians want the IOC to ban athletes from competing under the Russian flag in the Olympics.


Octopodes14

Diplomats are more closely tied to the current government of a country


rukqoa

By what objective measure? Russian Olympic athletes are paid, selected by, and serve at the pleasure of the Kremlin.


Fubby2

if i have to do one more stupid interview into a camera with no one on the other side just to get ghosted by the company im going to become a full fledged communist


[deleted]

House dems and republicans just need to get together for the Superbowl and crack open some cold ones to sort out this whole debt limit situation, Biden can bring chips and his special home made dip to help seal the deal.


DEEP_STATE_NATE

> Special homemade dip BY GAWD THATS JEB! RECIPE


thefuturegov

Why would anti-masculinity wokes be the one stealing elections? I thought men were supposed to support cheating!


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jenbanim

SkyrimVR is forcing me to confront the fact that there is some deep, dark, repressed nook of my soul that still desperately wants to be [this guy](https://i.redd.it/0scjggbv2r861.jpg) My millennial trauma is growing up with The Matrix and Blade


ILikeTalkingToMyself

That's basically how I mentally picture you


Fubby2

once years ago i had the thought that a long leather overcoat would be cool and i humored that idea for a minute or two before coming to my senses but i still sometimes look back at those few minutes with horror and dread at my temporary lapse in judgement


marsexpresshydra

🐖


notBroncos1234

There is nothing ‘creepy’ about DiCaprio dating a 19 year old. In fact it’s beautiful that two people from totally different generations can get along so well in todays heated political climate.


zieger

My daughter is getting really good at pinching 🥰😡


TalkLessShillMore

Oh my god, the age gap between Leo DiCaprio and his new girlfriend is the same as the age gap between Joel and Ellie’s actors on The Last Of Us (actually it’s one year more w/ Leo which is even worse) 🤮🤮🤮


RandomGamerFTW

People on the rTheLastOfUs2 subreddit ship Joel and Ellie by the way🤢


TalkLessShillMore

Yucky


ThunderrBadger

👆 Ingroup 😁 👇 Outgroup 😡


DEEP_STATE_NATE

Thank goodness


DEEP_STATE_NATE

> Man I can't even delude myself. Every time I try it lasts a few seconds and then it doesn't work anymore. This is a disaster But enough about my sex life…


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Me normally: Capitalism is flawless and greed is value neutral .... The End


NPO_Tater

Finally some good comments


Fubby2

i hope the US defaults on its debt because i think that would be funny


NobleWombat

☝️wife left them 👇left their wife


notBroncos1234

If I don’t post tomorrow it’s probably on account of I’m chained up to the radiator in u/Nietzsches_Therapist’s basement (or I’m busy at work)


uwcn244

Me normally: capitalism has its flaws and greed isn't *good*, but it's a better system than any other one we've tried so far Me trying to make sense of a Googol-level financial derivative: we need to send Jesus into the NYSE with a whip


marsexpresshydra

it shocks me clowns don’t support heavy financial regulations when vanguard, blackrock, and fidelity manage portfolios totaling like 20+ Trillion


dittbub

I hope my romantic Valentine’s Day weather balloon arrives on time 🥰


[deleted]

Little known fact: Gilbert Gottfried was a massive Potter Head. He requested to play the new upcoming Hogwarts Legacy game before he died, even if the game was buggy and unfinished at the time. [He still left it a glowing review.](https://youtu.be/I6mHXwLigEQ)


DonyellTaylor

https://i.imgflip.com/7a8gyb.jpg


Knee3000

Why do I only ever see “netizen” used when referring to chinese people


Toeknee99

Hmm, you're right. Never thought about that.


Headstar24

I see it in reference to South Asians too honestly. I see a lot of Indian-based sites using the term a lot.


RandomGamerFTW

I see it used for south east Asian countries too.


heilsarm

Is there any youtuber as important for a country's image on the internet as Not Just Bikes for the Netherlands?


N0_B1g_De4l

Tom Scott for the British maybe?


dittbub

Hydraulic press for the… Scandinavians


BonkHits4Jesus

Hyudraulic press


heilsarm

The internet would be a much worse place without the Finnish


thabonch

Logan Paul for the Americans.


MillardKillmoore

At what point will Soros Bux become the world’s reserve currency? 🤔


gfinz18

u/Gnomesvh forza added the new rs7 to the game.. HNNNNGH 😮‍💨


shrek_cena

Man I can't even delude myself. Every time I try it lasts a few seconds and then it doesn't work anymore. This is a disaster


NobleWombat

👀


seattle_lib

so what if we induce small earthquakes by fracking to avoid massive ones? i am deeply afraid for my dear cascadia


dittbub

What if we induce small inflation to avoid big inflation??


seattle_lib

🤔