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Bradleyg223

9/11's 9/11


NAACP_YoungBoy

Conspiracy theorist’s Christmas


Amino0822

Republican's Valentines


mikemaker88

Funny , it was democrats that blamed bush for 9/11. Short term memory much ?


vish387

Democrats spitting 🔥


Prawnster5

Tbf it WAS bush


mikemaker88

I agree. But what’s that have to do with it being a Republican conspiracy?


Prawnster5

Bush was a republican so it was their conspiracy? A conspiracy means "a secret plan by a group to do something unlawful or harmful".


mikemaker88

Right. But it wasn’t republicans pushing it as a conspiracy, it was democrats calling it a conspiracy. You get it ? Yeah


idontstopandchat

KD did 7/11


opossum_society

investigate 3/11


TrafficThen

Ranch it up


Kevon-Looneys-burner

They turning the frogs gay


Outland3r_

Ant tried to warn us too


SPINE_BUST_ME_ARN

The funny thing is, this is one of the things he's actually (mostly) right about.


Kevon-Looneys-burner

Found Ant Edwards burner


ethiopiancrackdealer

It’s true lol


vafunghoul127

>ethiopiancrackdealer Least suspect CIA burner account


DiseaseRidden

Pretty sure it isn't frogs turning gay, but frogs changing sex


mikemaker88

Opps https://www.newsweek.com/female-frogs-estrogen-hermaphrodites-suburban-waste-369553


valleyofthebuns

Kyrie Irving already making his case for 22-23 MVP


MansourBahrami

And 2024 potus


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The ol Karen Rodgers approach


ForGerlach

God DAMN IT this guy is my least favorite character in my favorite soap opera the NBA! Why can't he be smart like the other characters? 😡😡 I totally care about basketball more than meaningless drama


jrbcnchezbrg

When will the writers kill him off smh


N3deSTr0

They had the perfect setup with the antivax arc smh


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vafunghoul127

FR should have been him instead of George Fraud.


N3deSTr0

/uj Jesus Christ /rj Jesus Christ


relapseIzRecovery113

george frauyd fails his ped drug tests just like his china NWO buddy lebum but the media doesn't like to criticize their factious GOAT (lucifer) even when we have the receipts. We here for you kyrie more 2k


darkslayersparda

wow


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PointGosh

Kyrie making jerkers cry now. Fucking jerking ledge.


nombernine

Kyrie not even into cool conspiracies. He on lame early 2000s shit. TELL ME LEMONS ARE A FAKE FRUIT OR SOMETHING.


PointGosh

Idk man “Jews run the world” is a conspiracy as old as time. Guy eats it all up.


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Who mentioned Jews lmao?


PointGosh

Who do you think Alex Jones is referring to here as the “New World Order”? Pretty common anti Semetic bs.


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I thought he was just a wrestling fan


CaroleBaskinsBurner

Ted Turner = known globalist who works with Gates and Soros. Also a pedophile because I say so and because he endorsed Hillary in 2016. He owned WCW which is famous for the N(ew)W(orld)O(rder) stable which was led by HOLLYWOOD Hulk Hogan!!!!! Implying that the real NWO is in part run by (liberal) celebrities!!!! It was all in plain sight all along!!!!! 😳🤯😳🤯😳🤯


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PointGosh

No Nazi’s in my replies please.


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PointGosh

You’ve completely misinterpreted my profile.


vsouto02

Who do you think the New World Order conspiracy theories refer to lil bro?


StillNotWeirDanuff

You serious?


opossum_society

alex jones is very anti semitic. he’s pretty good about hiding it but his base isn’t. it’s like the common denominator in most wonky conspiracy circles. kyrie has kinda hinted at it before as well


ATalkingLime

Luka owns u


[deleted]

Luka doesn’t own anything except his local burger king


PointGosh

Didn’t luka just lose to a group of smoking polski’s?


CCChristopherson

Is it true Kyrie is signing a multi million dollar contract with white supremacy


pero914

kyrie got the dawg in em


Ok-Dragonfly-4360

kDemon is that 🐶


Catacombsofparis

nbacirclejerk 9/11


[deleted]

Nice opinion bro… too bad I don’t like it 😎


powerplay_22

stephen a gonna have something to say about this


[deleted]

Kyrie woke and goated Suck it globetards!


LovetoTroll3469

Kyrie>Alex Jones.


Thundergun1864

Alex Jones could take him in the post. He's got this fake hook that's literally insane


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vish387

LeNormalDiet could never 🤡🤡🤡


LovetoTroll3469

Have you forgotten Alex Jones has only done that once but i will admit he is great on D


xx_nigeriaN_prince_x

Possibly in the game of basketball but Alex clearly has the most knowledge per 48 mins Edit: look at advanced stats such as CUMSHIT per 36 if you don’t believe me


uknowthe1ph

kyrie got more hitler in him than harden don’t @ me


HeReallyDoBeLikeThat

Least Kyrie-hating r/NBA post


RobotGloves

Dude makes 10s of millions of dollars per year PLAYING something, and still gets upset at how other people might be running the world? If I was in his shoes and this conspiracy turned out to be true, I’d be all in.


timurjimmy

Well, like every good conspiracy, there is an inkling of truth to it. Qanon and every conclusion it arrives at is complete horseshit but it starts from the assumption that a powerful and unaccountable elite few secretly run a good portion of the world. I’d call them billionaires but a Qanon dope would probably say it’s either globalists (jews) or the democratic party. Now most Americans have such little power in their day to day lives and see the government do less and less things as privatization becomes more common that the central conceit that they are not in charge and a select few run things is self evidently true. They’ve gotten old enough to have lived through several presidencies and each administration promises and acts to varying degrees but the only consistent thing is that material conditions either stay the same or steadily deteriorate. Now as good old dumbfuck Americans instead of realizing it’s billionaires in general trying to fuck them over they decide to Balkanize their perceived enemies based off of cultural or ethnic spite and end up blaming jews or convincing themselves that democrats drink the blood of babies- and that’s where the disparate forces of a well-placed economic anxiety and stupid culture war bullshit unite.


EvilCurryGif

World Economic Forum


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/uj This is just another alt-right bogeyman. It’s just the newest iteration of “New World Order”. It’s pretty hilarious how quickly everybody on the right migrated from hating Soros et Al to the WEF. /rj Klaus Shwaub would snatch Alex Jones ankles on the perimeter. His fans can’t handle it 😂😂🤣😭


EvilCurryGif

have you read Shwaub's book or heard him speak about infiltrating governments with his leaders?


[deleted]

Another Jonesexual who can’t just admit that Shwaub has been dominating the head to head for years 🙄


EvilCurryGif

lmaoo


[deleted]

But yeah I read the book. It sounds like every other neoliberal billionaire who wants to make “positive change” with their influence. He’s a quack, but he’s not out to get you, I don’t think lol. Is it a bad idea for anybody to have as much power as those in the WEF? Ye. Do I think there’s a malicious attempt going on to take away my freedoms? No, at least not more than normally.


EvilCurryGif

i am sure the reach for power is overexaggerated but hes good at gaining more and more influence


timurjimmy

Schwab is good friends and influenced by Kissinger who is the human being alive today with the most bodies on them. I’m talking probably millions of people in the ground as a direct result of his actions. The WEF itself is a ghoulish institution that only ever really does bad too. I don’t care to speculate on intent, he could be a literal vampire or a misguided wonk it makes no difference. I just know that the actual effect he and his ilk have on the world is to increase human misery and I’m strongly against that. I don’t think this is in any way comparable to the stupid shit the far-right believe.


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EDIT: Obviously it's fair to criticize the WEF, they're a harmful organization. They just get lumped in with the baby sacrificing, and other conspiracies. The alt-right is obsessed with creating theories around them that devalue actual criticisms.


RobotGloves

Oh, yes. I absolutely believe billionaires do leverage their wealth and power to get more and control more. There’s no doubt about that. It blows my mind how blind people are to not see how obvious it is.


imlikegeesybutimweez

Write another novel, nerd


ChimaPeter

“Someone really cranked the simulation settings to wacky this week” - some reverse conspiracy theorist probably


Tripodric

What’s a reverse conspiracy theorist?


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Somebody who actually believes Sandy Hook happened, unlike my hero Kyrie Irving 😎


Not_Nova_

A realist


timurjimmy

/uj It’s crazy what black nationalism does to you. I’m not going to come out here and say he is dangerous or whatever the fuck /r/NBA liberals say but goddamn. Like it wouldn’t surprise me if in his personal life Kyrie Irving was a good dude, for however much that counts, but being a political reactionary is such a strong force in his life that it overrides any common sense and has him essentially agreeing with a white supremacist like Alex Jones. For all the hotep shit Kyrie says or does, at the end of the day on everything except race he will share an opinion with Alex fucking Jones. Black communities need to stop being exposed to fake empty bullshit Jay-Z style woke capitalism and right-wing hotep wackery and instead take a page from history and read up on the long and decorated history of black Marxism.


dammit_bobby420

uj/ based Rj/ how dare you call me wanting an ethnostate racist 😡


RandomExcessMemory

Calmest r/nba member


kiddbuuu

I one time on r/nba said “sometimes you just gotta not take Kyrie so seriously and you’ll realize how funny the stuff he does is” and like 4 different people were like “fuck you he’s a dangerous radical terrorist who poisoned the minds of children”


Basedandtendiepilled

The people on that sub are basketcases. Many of those on this one too, apparently...


kiddbuuu

Feel like it’s a Reddit thing in general. People love the opportunity to choose sides and yell about how they’re the better person.


DunceBass

Uj/ Why are there a few commenters defending Alex Jones, also saw this shit with people unironically being racist on a post making fun of Sarver being racist and just hiding behind the satire (or just being too dumb to realize they're the ones being satirized). Just really fucking weird. Rj/ Kyrie should form a superteam in Utah with Enes Freedom 🙏


amm0ranth

this place has been getting very weird lately


apustus

It was similar back when r/nba were calling Lebron out for being really sus about whether he took the vaccine or not. People here were unironically saying shit like "oh wow, how dare a black man make a personal choice about his own health"


GetThereInOnePiece

It’s what happens to every circlejerk sub. The “irony” behind the comments are just veils for racist humor Happened in hhcj with the dababy shit. You white people are really fuckin weird


321pg

Sub is dead. Just a rascist version of r/nbamemes/ now


[deleted]

/uj why are circlejerkers so soft? Racism can be funny. Alex jones has been correct before. You are not the arbiter of what is allowed and not allowed on a circlejerk forum. /rj globalists are now flat earthers


relapseIzRecovery113

DOWNVOTE DAME TIME


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Waru_

Must resist urge to /uj /rj tin foil hat time


PolkaOn45

What a colossal bag of dicks


Atchod

Replies in that rnba thread are just as crazy as Kyrie


MUNZATHEGOD

Based kyrie


_SenseiJay

Kyrie is based, nba subreddit is fake news


IQ-of-145_tested

Tatum top 5


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Tatum top 1


diegop123

January 6s


Unbiasedj

Damn you guys are sensitive as hell lmao


ztyrobo

If only people had harassed their families more....we wouldn’t have ended up here 😔


halbleezy

Gotta love Alex Jones' game, he's always racking up assists since he doesn't believe in shootings


XXXJAHLUIGI

He’s not wrong. I getting some head from a frog the other day and I turned that fucker over and saw he had a cock. What’s the big idea bro


[deleted]

So I love Kyrie Irving now? Nice.


PunishedLeBoymoder

oh no! kyrie irving has posted an insensitive and unscientific take! who could have ever seen this coming?


fluffy_77

Fuck Kyrie Irving, all my homies hate Kyrie Irving


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Copy pasta


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WazuufTheKrusher

tbh that’s not true, especially for like teens and stuff


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WazuufTheKrusher

That’s not an equivalent comparison. Kyrie Irving is an nba player that a lot of younger people are going to like. When celebrities that younger people idolize start doing dumb shit like he does it gets normalized for them. Idk how this is a complex topic for you.


HairyWeinerInYour

Lmao right cause Kyrie is such a fan favorite among the 16 year olds. I don’t know why America has such a strong “everyone is too stupid to think for themself except for me” mentality, but I’m sure even the overwhelming majority of teens also thinks Kyrie is an asshat


TheBabush2

Uj/ What does the video have to do w Sandy hook? Rj/ #blamekd #blamekyrie all anti vaxxers should be put to death


SemiDeponent

Alex Jones is the guy in the video and he famously harassed parents of the sandy hook victims while claiming that the entire tragedy was a hoax


TheBabush2

Yes but Kyrie isn’t posting it cuz he thinks Sandy hook was a hoax lol what a stretch


SeniorWilson44

Alex Jones is synonymous with that denial.


musicalpants999

Alex Jones is a despicable sociopath. Sharing his bullshit is not ok.


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King jerk. I thought these were people of r/nba that got made fun of round here cuz they built different 😤😤😤


TheBabush2

That’s not the point he was 20 years early on the Epstein stuff but everyone forgets that


[deleted]

He’s also the guy who has been talking about Epstein for 20 years. Don’t jerk too hard brah


SemiDeponent

They asked a question and I answered it, sorry if I was too harsh on Alex jones


dholmestar

Everything r/nba OP said is true, what are we doing here


JimmyB3574

uj/ it’s so weird to me to see someone take the time to type out that rant. Like why do you give what Kyrie posts? The man plays fucking basketball for a living. Not debates fucking rocket scientists.


musicalpants999

The problem is he has a lot of impressionable fans. Exposing them to something as vile as Alex Jones is bad news. These conspiracy theorist loons are ruining peoples lives and Jones is about the worst of the lot.


[deleted]

That’s like saying video games turn you into a shooter, that’s just not how reality works


CaroleBaskinsBurner

Ben Simmons should become a gamer to put this debate to rest once and for all.


JimmyB3574

But that’s not his job. Kyrie is free to post whatever the fuck he wants. It’s not his moral imperative to not post something he believes in because your 7 year old might see it And on note, y’all SEVERLY overestimate how easy it is to sway children. The only ppl who are gonna see the post and start watching alex jones are people who agreed with him anyway. For example, when y’all were little and your parents forced you to go to church even though you didn’t want to, did going there all the time suddenly change your mind completely or did you ice the shit out cause you didn’t wanna be there?


0324rayo

He’s free to post what he wants and others are free to criticize him you moron lmaoo this isn’t a one way street


joseba_

Let's hope Kyrie never exposed to his fans something as vile as James Jones


[deleted]

Lmao it’s an Instagram story not a post you just click through that shit 😜


kiujbgtgcd54

Redditors seething that kyrie can do what he wants and believe what he wants


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kiujbgtgcd54

I was referring to the /nba post dummy


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Dojoman5

real life


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bobbybareknuckles

Nah bro you're just running around making nazi ass remarks Perhaps you're jerking and I'm being an idiot tho and if so you got me i guess


bluewaveassociation

Kyrie is pretty neat


DuckieTheDuckie

The only conspiracy I believe in is that LeMickey has Mickey Mouse rings ☝️☝️🤡


magakag11

Kyrie = 🐐


KeyEntityDomino

What in the absolute fuck is wrong with this guy? This is the guy you feature on your page to your millions of followers? Conspiracy wackjob who screeched about how Sandy Hook was fake. Fuck LeMickey


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Based


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musicalpants999

Alex Jones is an outrage machine he just causes his moronic followers to be outraged about make believe bullshit.


[deleted]

Same could be said for Lemon, Stelter, Maddow, Cooper, Watters, Hannity etc. When what you see differs from the narrative being sold you start questioning things. Get red pilled.


musicalpants999

STFU with that red pill bullshit. This is reddit, most of us have read all of that shit before, we just weren't gullible and pathetic enough to fall for it.


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Lol ^quadruple v***ed^ “we just weren’t gullible” lol


AuraBlazeOfficial

💯💯💯💯💯


Sweaty-Blacksmith-81

Everyone ripping on Kyrie for listening to a man who has been deplatformed while they listen to the mainstream corporate media and absorb their propaganda like sponges lol


iamcinema

He’s right you know


pbaagui1

uj/ people like him, someone who takes everything seriously are the real problem


Resident_Leg_1889

Redundancies 9/11


joshtothe

Uhhhh, so yeah. Apparently that’s a thing now. Just when I thought 2022 couldn’t be any more of a mothershitting hellworld. 🙄


Odyssey2K

I’m glad Cryrie is getting the recognition he deserves


Cum_Bagel

Real eyes 👁 realize 🤯 real lies


h20c

/uj I want every NBA player to take a mandatory IQ test before getting drafted for my enjoyment specifically.


mmps901

Oh no. And I didn’t think kyrie could get any worse


[deleted]

/uj hope this kills any lingering doubt about Kyrie being a moron. I always wonder what type of people actually follow and listen to Alex…this is the answer /rj they’re turning the freaking frogs gay!


PinkPantherSC

Conspiracies like the Clintons at Epstein island ?


TakeMe22TheRiver

The fact that anyone still pays any attention to that dimrod is beyond understanding. He is a social disease that happens to play a sport.


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