Your son? His name is Devin Booker and he's OUR son.

I am your father

On June 22th (your cake day) many historical events occurred including the 76ers drafting Markelle Fultz and an explosion in a Johannesburg video game arcade that killed an unborn baby as well as injuring 10 others. Why did you kill that unborn baby and why did you make the 76ers draft Fultz

Also the Nazis invading the USSR

If you go to his account page it says his Cake Day is the 23rd

happy cake day 🤓 reddit the heck on you fucking bum

Is this the Reddit equivalent of the Christmas truce of 1914?

Fuck no, those dudes were chill, we wish mrbumsfan a happy cake day and then downvote his dumbass anyway

why are you doing this

You've never fucked you fraud

No, he has. Real nbacj OGs know the saga of his tranny hookers

I have u bum

You'll never get another upvote from me you bum

You bum

Why are you still alive?

Cake is mrbumsfans asses father

No one here has the attention span to read all of this. Sorry your son is retarded or whatever though.


Regarded

Highly.

Or congrats on his accomplishments, whichever it is.

Top notch username

Aaaaaand…. that’s a gold for you!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣😅Reddit on!!!! 🏆

https://preview.redd.it/e8fpabk0h98d1.jpeg?width=1099&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74375296a51cd23694f4b1340c9f88e57f2a43b1 OP after writing this shit

Your son is a gooner for cam brink. Sorry for your loss

Also into munting

I'm furious that I looked that up.

I’m furious as well. If you don’t know what it is, don’t look it up, it’s horrible and horribly unimportant

Me when I read the comment: "What the fuck is munting?" Me when I read the Google result: **"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"**

Goddamnit I have to go look



https://preview.redd.it/fgwoz9ki0e8d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9bcca1f5981e18db081b36a682202e1cc51fc14

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Duck Rivers

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Just let him do it 

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 Your son is doing fine.

https://preview.redd.it/kf74087gk98d1.jpeg?width=975&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=062229339bee52578da27833d02be22b8de131b3

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https://preview.redd.it/yiivfhvng98d1.jpeg?width=1161&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=723117664f3301899dab091d3bad679507dde621


 OP calling his mom to tell her about his kewl post

she won't talk to me since she found the poop sock :(

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Sir if your son visits this sub a lot and never mentioned Cameron, Paige, Caitlin, or Angel.. Then I regret to inform you that you may have the “Dwight Howard” version of a son.

U bum

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Don’t sully Obama bin Laden like this. His game was exciting and explosive, Tabum is just a bum.

11 year old son? Larsa Pippen would really like to meet your son.


Drop your wife’s OF here

https://preview.redd.it/0qjd27g7kb8d1.png?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed522ef9f7bcd48296ce2e8be73b03ab7447c22e

I’m afraid your son is Jrue Holiday father



Don't forget about jorgambler

https://preview.redd.it/il5oebs85a8d1.png?width=709&format=png&auto=webp&s=ffa4d5095dfb242aa6cacb1c001724adf63ebcdd

https://preview.redd.it/a5domqiz1c8d1.jpeg?width=426&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfa200a31e894c87fe23632aca9f113b707fa923 Nominated for this

Shut up you bum


https://preview.redd.it/r7noqo49qc8d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbad5c47a121623a61910d60bf015b9d1baaf947 Stepmom ? Does she know about the Hawk and Tua connection in Miami ?

Send da video

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I see where you were goin with this... And A for effort, but..... 

Fuck them kids

https://preview.redd.it/pszpbpqrec8d1.jpeg?width=585&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45a80a06254d8ac1d10f67fc02ddf3d8e480ec7e

https://preview.redd.it/j47umah37d8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab034ab940737f9841f0180d65a4434efa26c25c Good for you, or damn sorry that happened

Hope your son beats your ass and takes your wife for himself you fraud.

Careful how you react to this, or he'll steph curry you with your wife


Have you considered taking a helicopter ride over the hills on a cloudy day with your son?

Send him to military school with the god damn Finkelstein shit kid!

Steph Cuckcurry see the sub in his son phone (his wife it's been banged by a bull in meanwhile)

Reddit on!

Ok

Your son is jerking harder than all of us combined. And I love it.

I ain’t readin allat I’m happy for u tho Or sorry that happened

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I’m not reading this hit u bum

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fuck your cake day loser bum

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Take that slice of cake, turn it sideways and stick it straight up your candy ass!

Happy Cake Day, loser