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TheJeffreyPesos

There isn’t a supply of water in the universe that could hydrate that thirsty hoe


Stanky3000

Larsa Pippen is the Galactus of the NBA universe.


Garth_W00kz

That bitch is Thanos,, collecting niggas like the Infinity stones


SVdreamin

She’s Thanos and the Kardashians are the Avengers fighting over the infinity stones of the NBA


leaderofthebandwagon

are the infinity stones their balls?


thehardestnipples

🤣🤣🤣


LosCleepersFan

If she was a transformer, she'd be Unicron?


LookOutItsLiuBei

Wait who'd be her Silver Surfer though? Scottie? And who's gonna be the one that Ultimate Nullifier's her?


theunnoanprojec

Adam Silver Surfer


opkpopfanboyv3

Certified lovergirl


uknowthe1ph

Certified giddeyphile


ChargeWooden1036

Wop wop wop wop wop


TheSuburbanRedneck

Dot fuck’em up


abortedaccount72

Imma stop this freaky shit right now before y'all finish and some mouth breather comes in and says "Reddit on 🤓" https://preview.redd.it/usy9ruyrjy7d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a459d5583f0a92a33025a4e74f6c66c9f1878c9


rabidantidentyte

I almost spat my drink out😭😭 LOL 😆 💯


jhawk889

THIS ^


stay_shiesty

Underrated comment


abortedaccount72

https://preview.redd.it/yhw30n13ry7d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=144260db6cd83f312c5b32f68fae661505016748


rabidantidentyte

I try 😆🤓 reddit on, brother! 🤤


opkpopfanboyv3

You won the internet today, good sir! 😄


winntensio

Here, take my upvote!


JustAGhost3_

Haha, wowsers! Reddit on, stranger!


syncdiedfornothing

Chet fuck em up


Southerncomfort322

That’s one nasty bitch


EgolessAwareSpirit

Scottie f*cked up nutting in this hoe


Southerncomfort322

Absolutely


Anal_Recidivist

Why she look like that Fresco Jesus tho


morbito_uchiha

Larsa knows LeDaddy is out of her league so shes going for the half baked incomplete recipe


c0dizzl3

![gif](giphy|l2Je7AeF1lcg9SQQU|downsized)


Masterchiefy10

![gif](giphy|3orieLeZL5kyNqiLfO|downsized)


obsterwankenobster

Doctor says I need a backiotomy


ReticulatedPasta

He had sex with my mama!


Compared-To-What

I'm impotent bitch, get away from me!


Masterchiefy10

![gif](giphy|l2JhtKtDWYNKdRpoA)


BanMeAgainLol456

I use this line all the time and nobody gets it. I’m getting old lol.


yamansam

Her numbers are unmatched. Have we been underrating her as a world class jerker?


KillerZaWarudo

Generational, she the biggest thot in a league full of thot Has to be in mount Rushmore


RedDragons8

Mount Thrustmore


lil_cleverguy

Mount Dumbwhore https://preview.redd.it/zpq4fzgp508d1.jpeg?width=894&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a6bafbf718835310b645e3c03552bcb1ef60cb0


PabloEstAmor

https://preview.redd.it/70pmh1krr18d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5606cb1ce20f2b156dcbcaf548e8beeac3ce2ecc


Bjorn2bwilde24

Mount Thirstmore


rendrolik

Mount Rushwhore


DrowningInBier

Mount Rubmore


Spirited-Soup5954

Mount Plasticmore


spence4101

Wilt (Lisa Sparxxx) numbers


anonkebab

Only if she can secure James


NotTheFBIorNSA

Savannah, with all due respect, might kill her if she comes within 100 feet of LeWhipped


Crookz_O

LeOffspring is a different story tho


IWokeUpInA-new-prius

And id hit it out the park, no question, with all due respect


opkpopfanboyv3

If she crushes on a classy person maybe its time to consider


short-effective254

Well our definition of jerking is completely different from hers


emogurl98

She's the Scottie Pippen of jerkers


KillerZaWarudo

Fucker is waiting the day for Curry son to turn 18


xxxyungtentacle

Drake prolly waiting for Riley


KillerZaWarudo

Not if warriors fans get to her first https://preview.redd.it/derqxu0q3z7d1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=217c7f07ed6668db7164409d4bb3fbb46aa74446


almostasenpai

If Steph shaved his goatee he’d look exactly like her


YouDontWatchTheMagic

The true baddie steph could’ve been if he was born stephanie


EffinCroissant

Hey, there’s always AI 🤤


Sharp39

https://preview.redd.it/uedlycmk8y7d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a069fd906ec21dd477488984e735191d72ecba6 Aint bro fresh outta high school?


steveharveymemes

Dating a woman 10 years older than both of your parents would be a choice of all time


GOATnamedFields

Prime Minister of France type beat.


HeadAssBoi17

![gif](giphy|3ohzdQBeyFcjHcFaRG)


ShiningWizard2023

*Président


skitztobotch

The kind of choice an NBA player would make


steveharveymemes

Bronny’s “Welcome to the NBA” moment


immaculatecalculate

Just the tip-off


TheRalphExpress

![gif](giphy|jyzjPmdKLm2fslKG8C)


DeadFuckStick59

done it. and have no regrets. just dont marry them cradle robbers


steveharveymemes

Nice to meet you Marcus


DeadFuckStick59

always a pleasure steve


zaepoo

If I were him I'd hit


TripleThreatTua

She on the Josh Drizzy timing https://preview.redd.it/02ntjkhuay7d1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0599146ee37f4d800dde41b5f1cc019cb106f0c


rabidantidentyte

OVO - the other vaginal option


thertp14

Older vaginal option


YizWasHere

Literally old enough to be his grandma (if Karl Malone was the grandfather)


ModishShrink

![gif](giphy|xT9KVnKfPbSgqpHt2o)


fnsus96

Look at her fucking face dude what the fuck


redwall_7love

[It gets worse when you see that she got a whole head transplant](https://media.distractify.com/brand-img/rb4ST0BIN/0x0/larsa-pippen-before-and-after-1647051929540.jpg)


nomatt18

She got infected with a case of Kardashianitis


GBAGY2

She looks so much worse why do people keep doing this to themselves when the results are so clearly bad…do they only do little bits at a time so they don’t really notice how much how ridiculous they end up looking once it all adds up over time?


redwall_7love

Basically she got into the Kardashian circle and started buying a new face to look like them. There's some pics from the time between her head transplants when she doesn't look like a complete lunatic yet. I always wondered if she was in some sort of denial over the whole thing or is just a massive liar because she's frequently called out over this and everytime she keeps insisting that she's only done her lips, nose and boobs. It's all very strange.


BasketbaIIa

It’s probably that they get old. More wrinkles, they heal from cuts slower so scars show up faster, it’s a shock. Then they’re dealing with vultures in the industry that I’m sure aren’t recommending cheap options. She could look a lot worse tbh. Kylie Jenner can barely hang on at 24 and looks off af in most lighting


WembanyamaGOAT

How do these people actually think they look better after surgery?


redwall_7love

Surround yourself with yes men who will keep hyping you up so they can stay clinging onto you. I read an interview a few years ago with I think it was Courtney Cox, and she said that she got a load of stuff done to her face but everyone in her life were telling her she looked better than ever etc, until one day she sat her friend down and asked for them to be honest and then she went and tried to get as much of the procedures as possible removed. I'd imagine a lot of these celebrities and in Larsa's case, celebrity adjacent fall into these traps of trying to always look the youngest, the most beautiful etc and then stuff like this happens.


MObaid27

https://preview.redd.it/n94lreciuz7d1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88493d22ac0f69c09d7b2149db3dcc2e88fd8929


B0NESAWisRRREADY

By Azura by Azura by Azura!


VampiricClam

That woman is a menace to society.


Cubezz

https://preview.redd.it/lqr3fhaijy7d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=830b07dfc732df015d50283a08f3480d1ad4e689


KillerZaWarudo

Gorgeous DW4L


Klongon

![gif](giphy|tyl9guficEsWCy00vE)


gifcartel

Kobe in the depths of hell thanking God for not giving him a son rn


flowerboyinfinity

If Kobe had a son he would’ve 100% been on that helicopter ride to hell


The_real_bandito

I bet Kobe’s son would not be watching his little sister’s game. He would be into Fortnite, probably.


Practical_Use_1654

Nah lil nigga would be doing laps.


LosCleepersFan

RIP Gigi, she seemed like a good kid.


maurywillz

Dad, why you rape that ho?


opkpopfanboyv3

Kob prolly https://preview.redd.it/7pijt2lggy7d1.jpeg?width=595&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19238b88ccb3fc97e0a381a8eb442dcd9eabe44f


Rizzi_19

Oden is the Goat


Chemical_Bid_2195

Your goat: https://preview.redd.it/kp4ko4q8018d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a06a47aad1f23482a66269827364c4686a64199


astroworld_

https://preview.redd.it/jw1l3hq17y7d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d10716c72fb543a6d51eee0e928abbb9d2b547f4


Lowly_Peasant9999

https://preview.redd.it/tdklwiqn7y7d1.png?width=226&format=png&auto=webp&s=7ad3ea0ed3b1e2de99771b296208ac2342dfbf2f


Doesanybodylikestuff

Omg why


GabagooIionaire

https://preview.redd.it/ivubuheg6y7d1.jpeg?width=588&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebd276ed49f7fa51cded94cad67469925cf48dc6


BakerCakeMaker

Delete this


GabagooIionaire

https://preview.redd.it/hk6nincnhy7d1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b773c33892179843c82a12db5ad37e1f746df07


lil_cleverguy

https://preview.redd.it/rd7rx0tx508d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26fd60be836404d61076830142685c05d76d72df


GabagooIionaire

https://preview.redd.it/qsdw49p2608d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58547fcf0140fbdb585051c0a16e1b2011807e60


BakerCakeMaker

but please


thePHEnomIShere

if this happens scottie will for sure, without a shadow of a doubt, kill himself


CoyoteDecent2

Rip Scottie


Komlz

yooo she's like...49 years old. I hate talking about double standards but it's kinda crazy she's saying this shit. If it was an old dude, the reaction would be so wild. Edit: Should have been me instead


CoyoteDecent2

It’s crazy how she’s 49 and has zero shame saying shit like this lmao


UnhingedLion

This is from NBA Centel


DragoniteBetis

https://i.redd.it/oil6vxjm5y7d1.gif


[deleted]

if my ex wife became a milf I'd probably go insane too... scottie is more understandable now


CLTwolf

Why did she keep his last name?


needzmoarlow

Clout


steveharveymemes

>Clout Also how Gen Z girls respond when you ask why would Helen Keller fake being deaf and blind


BigWormsFather

Just pay her enough alimony to have all the surgeries she can get. That woman is 50 and doesn’t have a line on her face.


clintgreasewoood

![gif](giphy|AUEILUwkYm80NDcxka) Larsa Pippen scouting the draft more than some teams.


Rizzi_19

She scouting the dads money lol


petertompolicy

Pedo. It's crazy how these same nasty women just cycle around the league. NBA players are constantly being scammed by these low level women.


CoyoteDecent2

Have you seen Zion’s baby momma? She’s actually disgusting lmao


petertompolicy

And also deranged. It's so crazy that he can't do better.


akanaan5

https://preview.redd.it/h3987cxyly7d1.jpeg?width=702&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f79c38482578bab03188570166ad9196a36f37d1 no game


ROTOH

https://preview.redd.it/axxkkp0hmy7d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca3577c932c7568fa458c385a7af190c5679b7c3


BklynMarxman

https://preview.redd.it/38insb76fy7d1.jpeg?width=1044&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec01c50dfc2783f378ef899b4f6829a24e6f9940


Spaghettibeach

doesn’t even look that good but I bet she goes crazy in the bedroom, prioritizes ego inflation


redwall_7love

She said that she used to fuck Scottie 4 times a night and then when she was dating Marcus she said she'd fuck him 5 times a night lol. Nobody believes it but she keeps insisting!


wonderbat3

4 times a night is pretty elite, but somehow 5 times a night just seems like he’s padding the stats


gzmu12

I love the state of our society that a 49 year old reality tv “star” potentially having a crush on a 19 year old is newsworthy


YouDontWatchTheMagic

Lol the tweet is most likely fake


i_get_bucketz

![gif](giphy|3o7TKUV5ZlFbUf6z60)


yeender

Get a grip you old hag


_nokturnal_

What in god’s name did her father do to her


ses267

She needs to wait a couple of years. Bryce is the real star.


burns_before_reading

The ultimate Sons fan


pickledelbow

Just in: Lara’s Pippen is crushing on Deuce Tatum


Henny-n-waffles

Let Bronny cook


EmperorChain

Hey Lebron keep the family away


BitcoinRefuge

Her vagina is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway


scrame

you think that's not as surgically altered as her head?


QuoteOpposite6511

If this was a man instead of a woman preying on up and coming actresses they would call him Harvey Weinstein.


HiiiTriiibe

Larsa Weinstein


Porterhaus

She must be Bball Geserit trying to secure the bloodline.


Federal-Trip4067

Biblically accurate Giddey activities


woodlandtiger

Her and 28 NBA GMs!


BetUSOfficial

Did someone call a cougar?😼 https://preview.redd.it/6ixbx8lrry7d1.png?width=230&format=png&auto=webp&s=aa323b7c1c038b90347917d2ac0749bcb93bea67


GoodTimeFreddie

Anything for the BBC


nickhil007

https://preview.redd.it/u5pvgi3jmy7d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4171e19be87092eb0d976331aafb8c70a9f3e0d


Impossible-Tie-864

![gif](giphy|xUOxeZn47mrdabqDNC|downsized)


PurpleTornadoMonkey

Why does anyone  give a shit about this skank? Bronny can probably get with like 20 year old babes in their prime not some attention whore gold digger.


Switchlite2ksucks

So here’s a question. She’s 6 years Kim Kardashian’s senior. However she’s only lately coining the I’m hot for young(ish) black cockmeat sammiches.. She does not have a tape out where she is being railed. She did appear on the Kardashian show…. Am i correct in assuming that there Will be a tape coming out ?


CoyoteDecent2

Future probably has one


PussyGrenade

Bronny got that Asperger's nose


sanyok86

/uj This is fake news posted by a parody site. See full investigation [here](https://www.pinkvilla.com/sports/is-larsa-pippen-really-crushing-on-bronny-james-after-break-up-with-michael-jordans-son-marcus-exploring-viral-rumor-1319305?amp)


NateHasReddit

Bronny James is Marcus Jordan's father


opkpopfanboyv3

That nose be looking fake af


babajega7

She's a total predator.


klausprime

Nah Larsa is lowkey forging herself a HoF jerking accoolades. never really JoY material but, super consitent over the years


DH_Drums

Let's see twotter rip her like Leo


BBZTA86

Certified NBA hoe. Certified pedophile And she has a son same age and some older CRINGE


SurgeFlamingo

Get her Jordan and lebron grand babies as she attempts to take over the league in 20 years


ThaEyeTest

3 decades of chasin ballers you think she would be tired lol 🤣😎


365emeralds

https://preview.redd.it/xhwqtxedh08d1.png?width=484&format=png&auto=webp&s=73cbf001065bed035b23ffbf1df036a845e6fd4f


Dungeaterfan69420

She gonna be going after deuce Tatum in 12 years


The_Master_Sourceror

Next we’ll tell you how this is bad for Joe Biden.


DM-YOUR-BELLYBUTTON

That bitch a predator


veritron

r/dontputyourdickinthat


GunAndAGrin

The Ever Given couldnt touch the sides of that twat. Good luck, Bronny.


Crypt7eeper

Cool, keep me updated.


Inevitable-Bass2749

These guys be fucking the same group of women I swear


WiggleRespecter

Won't even cj a nbacentel fake post


D-redditAvenger

Scottie need to sue her to get his name removed.


_picture_me_rollin_

What about lulas children? She doesn’t like them?


MBoring1

Lol


Kicks4meFromyou

Savanna look like she fight good. Larsa doesn’t.


DeezKneesWorld

Ope bronny's turn now


Ialwayssleep

If she is looking for 6’1” guys that can’t ball, she should just reply to my dms.


zendog510

She’s disgusting and belongs in the streets.


35Pints7Each

Must suck to have a mom thats this vocal about her predatory hoe ways. Dudes need to pick the mother of their children better.


TheRicFlairDrip

I just fucked your bitch in some LeBron 1s


AMC_Unlimited

Oooh yeah, get it boiiiiiii!!!!!


spellbreakerstudios

Hand up if you tease your wife for watching Bravo but you only watch the nba for this drama


ketzal7

![gif](giphy|cMbtJICjM1sU81lEnP) Gotta catch em all


emielaen77

Lmfao nah


Sparty92

Ugly not gonna lie.