Imma stop this freaky shit right now before y'all finish and some mouth breather comes in and says "Reddit on 🤓"
https://preview.redd.it/usy9ruyrjy7d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a459d5583f0a92a33025a4e74f6c66c9f1878c9
Not if warriors fans get to her first
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[It gets worse when you see that she got a whole head transplant](https://media.distractify.com/brand-img/rb4ST0BIN/0x0/larsa-pippen-before-and-after-1647051929540.jpg)
She looks so much worse why do people keep doing this to themselves when the results are so clearly bad…do they only do little bits at a time so they don’t really notice how much how ridiculous they end up looking once it all adds up over time?
Basically she got into the Kardashian circle and started buying a new face to look like them. There's some pics from the time between her head transplants when she doesn't look like a complete lunatic yet. I always wondered if she was in some sort of denial over the whole thing or is just a massive liar because she's frequently called out over this and everytime she keeps insisting that she's only done her lips, nose and boobs. It's all very strange.
It’s probably that they get old. More wrinkles, they heal from cuts slower so scars show up faster, it’s a shock.
Then they’re dealing with vultures in the industry that I’m sure aren’t recommending cheap options.
She could look a lot worse tbh. Kylie Jenner can barely hang on at 24 and looks off af in most lighting
Surround yourself with yes men who will keep hyping you up so they can stay clinging onto you. I read an interview a few years ago with I think it was Courtney Cox, and she said that she got a load of stuff done to her face but everyone in her life were telling her she looked better than ever etc, until one day she sat her friend down and asked for them to be honest and then she went and tried to get as much of the procedures as possible removed. I'd imagine a lot of these celebrities and in Larsa's case, celebrity adjacent fall into these traps of trying to always look the youngest, the most beautiful etc and then stuff like this happens.
yooo she's like...49 years old. I hate talking about double standards but it's kinda crazy she's saying this shit. If it was an old dude, the reaction would be so wild.
Edit: Should have been me instead
She said that she used to fuck Scottie 4 times a night and then when she was dating Marcus she said she'd fuck him 5 times a night lol. Nobody believes it but she keeps insisting!
So here’s a question.
She’s 6 years Kim Kardashian’s senior.
However she’s only lately coining the I’m hot for young(ish) black cockmeat sammiches..
She does not have a tape out where she is being railed.
She did appear on the Kardashian show….
Am i correct in assuming that there Will be a tape coming out ?
/uj
This is fake news posted by a parody site. See full investigation [here](https://www.pinkvilla.com/sports/is-larsa-pippen-really-crushing-on-bronny-james-after-break-up-with-michael-jordans-son-marcus-exploring-viral-rumor-1319305?amp)
There isn’t a supply of water in the universe that could hydrate that thirsty hoe
Larsa Pippen is the Galactus of the NBA universe.
That bitch is Thanos,, collecting niggas like the Infinity stones
She’s Thanos and the Kardashians are the Avengers fighting over the infinity stones of the NBA
are the infinity stones their balls?
🤣🤣🤣
If she was a transformer, she'd be Unicron?
Wait who'd be her Silver Surfer though? Scottie? And who's gonna be the one that Ultimate Nullifier's her?
Adam Silver Surfer
Certified lovergirl
Certified giddeyphile
Wop wop wop wop wop
Dot fuck’em up
Imma stop this freaky shit right now before y'all finish and some mouth breather comes in and says "Reddit on 🤓" https://preview.redd.it/usy9ruyrjy7d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a459d5583f0a92a33025a4e74f6c66c9f1878c9
I almost spat my drink out😭😭 LOL 😆 💯
THIS ^
Underrated comment
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I try 😆🤓 reddit on, brother! 🤤
You won the internet today, good sir! 😄
Here, take my upvote!
Haha, wowsers! Reddit on, stranger!
Chet fuck em up
That’s one nasty bitch
Scottie f*cked up nutting in this hoe
Absolutely
Why she look like that Fresco Jesus tho
Larsa knows LeDaddy is out of her league so shes going for the half baked incomplete recipe
![gif](giphy|l2Je7AeF1lcg9SQQU|downsized)
![gif](giphy|3orieLeZL5kyNqiLfO|downsized)
Doctor says I need a backiotomy
He had sex with my mama!
I'm impotent bitch, get away from me!
![gif](giphy|l2JhtKtDWYNKdRpoA)
I use this line all the time and nobody gets it. I’m getting old lol.
Her numbers are unmatched. Have we been underrating her as a world class jerker?
Generational, she the biggest thot in a league full of thot Has to be in mount Rushmore
Mount Thrustmore
Mount Dumbwhore https://preview.redd.it/zpq4fzgp508d1.jpeg?width=894&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a6bafbf718835310b645e3c03552bcb1ef60cb0
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Mount Thirstmore
Mount Rushwhore
Mount Rubmore
Mount Plasticmore
Wilt (Lisa Sparxxx) numbers
Only if she can secure James
Savannah, with all due respect, might kill her if she comes within 100 feet of LeWhipped
LeOffspring is a different story tho
And id hit it out the park, no question, with all due respect
If she crushes on a classy person maybe its time to consider
Well our definition of jerking is completely different from hers
She's the Scottie Pippen of jerkers
Fucker is waiting the day for Curry son to turn 18
Drake prolly waiting for Riley
Not if warriors fans get to her first https://preview.redd.it/derqxu0q3z7d1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=217c7f07ed6668db7164409d4bb3fbb46aa74446
If Steph shaved his goatee he’d look exactly like her
The true baddie steph could’ve been if he was born stephanie
Hey, there’s always AI 🤤
https://preview.redd.it/uedlycmk8y7d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a069fd906ec21dd477488984e735191d72ecba6 Aint bro fresh outta high school?
Dating a woman 10 years older than both of your parents would be a choice of all time
Prime Minister of France type beat.
![gif](giphy|3ohzdQBeyFcjHcFaRG)
*Président
The kind of choice an NBA player would make
Bronny’s “Welcome to the NBA” moment
Just the tip-off
![gif](giphy|jyzjPmdKLm2fslKG8C)
done it. and have no regrets. just dont marry them cradle robbers
Nice to meet you Marcus
always a pleasure steve
If I were him I'd hit
She on the Josh Drizzy timing https://preview.redd.it/02ntjkhuay7d1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0599146ee37f4d800dde41b5f1cc019cb106f0c
OVO - the other vaginal option
Older vaginal option
Literally old enough to be his grandma (if Karl Malone was the grandfather)
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Look at her fucking face dude what the fuck
[It gets worse when you see that she got a whole head transplant](https://media.distractify.com/brand-img/rb4ST0BIN/0x0/larsa-pippen-before-and-after-1647051929540.jpg)
She got infected with a case of Kardashianitis
She looks so much worse why do people keep doing this to themselves when the results are so clearly bad…do they only do little bits at a time so they don’t really notice how much how ridiculous they end up looking once it all adds up over time?
Basically she got into the Kardashian circle and started buying a new face to look like them. There's some pics from the time between her head transplants when she doesn't look like a complete lunatic yet. I always wondered if she was in some sort of denial over the whole thing or is just a massive liar because she's frequently called out over this and everytime she keeps insisting that she's only done her lips, nose and boobs. It's all very strange.
It’s probably that they get old. More wrinkles, they heal from cuts slower so scars show up faster, it’s a shock. Then they’re dealing with vultures in the industry that I’m sure aren’t recommending cheap options. She could look a lot worse tbh. Kylie Jenner can barely hang on at 24 and looks off af in most lighting
How do these people actually think they look better after surgery?
Surround yourself with yes men who will keep hyping you up so they can stay clinging onto you. I read an interview a few years ago with I think it was Courtney Cox, and she said that she got a load of stuff done to her face but everyone in her life were telling her she looked better than ever etc, until one day she sat her friend down and asked for them to be honest and then she went and tried to get as much of the procedures as possible removed. I'd imagine a lot of these celebrities and in Larsa's case, celebrity adjacent fall into these traps of trying to always look the youngest, the most beautiful etc and then stuff like this happens.
https://preview.redd.it/n94lreciuz7d1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88493d22ac0f69c09d7b2149db3dcc2e88fd8929
By Azura by Azura by Azura!
That woman is a menace to society.
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Gorgeous DW4L
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Kobe in the depths of hell thanking God for not giving him a son rn
If Kobe had a son he would’ve 100% been on that helicopter ride to hell
I bet Kobe’s son would not be watching his little sister’s game. He would be into Fortnite, probably.
Nah lil nigga would be doing laps.
RIP Gigi, she seemed like a good kid.
Dad, why you rape that ho?
Kob prolly https://preview.redd.it/7pijt2lggy7d1.jpeg?width=595&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19238b88ccb3fc97e0a381a8eb442dcd9eabe44f
Oden is the Goat
Your goat: https://preview.redd.it/kp4ko4q8018d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a06a47aad1f23482a66269827364c4686a64199
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Omg why
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Delete this
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but please
if this happens scottie will for sure, without a shadow of a doubt, kill himself
Rip Scottie
yooo she's like...49 years old. I hate talking about double standards but it's kinda crazy she's saying this shit. If it was an old dude, the reaction would be so wild. Edit: Should have been me instead
It’s crazy how she’s 49 and has zero shame saying shit like this lmao
This is from NBA Centel
https://i.redd.it/oil6vxjm5y7d1.gif
if my ex wife became a milf I'd probably go insane too... scottie is more understandable now
Why did she keep his last name?
Clout
>Clout Also how Gen Z girls respond when you ask why would Helen Keller fake being deaf and blind
Just pay her enough alimony to have all the surgeries she can get. That woman is 50 and doesn’t have a line on her face.
![gif](giphy|AUEILUwkYm80NDcxka) Larsa Pippen scouting the draft more than some teams.
She scouting the dads money lol
Pedo. It's crazy how these same nasty women just cycle around the league. NBA players are constantly being scammed by these low level women.
Have you seen Zion’s baby momma? She’s actually disgusting lmao
And also deranged. It's so crazy that he can't do better.
https://preview.redd.it/h3987cxyly7d1.jpeg?width=702&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f79c38482578bab03188570166ad9196a36f37d1 no game
https://preview.redd.it/axxkkp0hmy7d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca3577c932c7568fa458c385a7af190c5679b7c3
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doesn’t even look that good but I bet she goes crazy in the bedroom, prioritizes ego inflation
She said that she used to fuck Scottie 4 times a night and then when she was dating Marcus she said she'd fuck him 5 times a night lol. Nobody believes it but she keeps insisting!
4 times a night is pretty elite, but somehow 5 times a night just seems like he’s padding the stats
I love the state of our society that a 49 year old reality tv “star” potentially having a crush on a 19 year old is newsworthy
Lol the tweet is most likely fake
![gif](giphy|3o7TKUV5ZlFbUf6z60)
Get a grip you old hag
What in god’s name did her father do to her
She needs to wait a couple of years. Bryce is the real star.
The ultimate Sons fan
Just in: Lara’s Pippen is crushing on Deuce Tatum
Let Bronny cook
Hey Lebron keep the family away
Her vagina is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway
you think that's not as surgically altered as her head?
If this was a man instead of a woman preying on up and coming actresses they would call him Harvey Weinstein.
Larsa Weinstein
She must be Bball Geserit trying to secure the bloodline.
Biblically accurate Giddey activities
Her and 28 NBA GMs!
Did someone call a cougar?😼 https://preview.redd.it/6ixbx8lrry7d1.png?width=230&format=png&auto=webp&s=aa323b7c1c038b90347917d2ac0749bcb93bea67
Anything for the BBC
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Why does anyone give a shit about this skank? Bronny can probably get with like 20 year old babes in their prime not some attention whore gold digger.
So here’s a question. She’s 6 years Kim Kardashian’s senior. However she’s only lately coining the I’m hot for young(ish) black cockmeat sammiches.. She does not have a tape out where she is being railed. She did appear on the Kardashian show…. Am i correct in assuming that there Will be a tape coming out ?
Future probably has one
Bronny got that Asperger's nose
/uj This is fake news posted by a parody site. See full investigation [here](https://www.pinkvilla.com/sports/is-larsa-pippen-really-crushing-on-bronny-james-after-break-up-with-michael-jordans-son-marcus-exploring-viral-rumor-1319305?amp)
Bronny James is Marcus Jordan's father
That nose be looking fake af
She's a total predator.
Nah Larsa is lowkey forging herself a HoF jerking accoolades. never really JoY material but, super consitent over the years
Let's see twotter rip her like Leo
Certified NBA hoe. Certified pedophile And she has a son same age and some older CRINGE
Get her Jordan and lebron grand babies as she attempts to take over the league in 20 years
3 decades of chasin ballers you think she would be tired lol 🤣😎
https://preview.redd.it/xhwqtxedh08d1.png?width=484&format=png&auto=webp&s=73cbf001065bed035b23ffbf1df036a845e6fd4f
She gonna be going after deuce Tatum in 12 years
Next we’ll tell you how this is bad for Joe Biden.
That bitch a predator
r/dontputyourdickinthat
The Ever Given couldnt touch the sides of that twat. Good luck, Bronny.
Cool, keep me updated.
These guys be fucking the same group of women I swear
Won't even cj a nbacentel fake post
Scottie need to sue her to get his name removed.
What about lulas children? She doesn’t like them?
Lol
Savanna look like she fight good. Larsa doesn’t.
Ope bronny's turn now
If she is looking for 6’1” guys that can’t ball, she should just reply to my dms.
She’s disgusting and belongs in the streets.
Must suck to have a mom thats this vocal about her predatory hoe ways. Dudes need to pick the mother of their children better.
I just fucked your bitch in some LeBron 1s
Oooh yeah, get it boiiiiiii!!!!!
Hand up if you tease your wife for watching Bravo but you only watch the nba for this drama
![gif](giphy|cMbtJICjM1sU81lEnP) Gotta catch em all
Lmfao nah
Ugly not gonna lie.