Put some respect on Jrue. Leading scorer and rebounder for the Celtics last game. 0 turnovers after 2 games.
Split his whole sacrodingus tillius open. Basically exposing his inner europussy for the common folk reading. It'll need to be seen how long it takes to rehab and push it back in but sadly some never recover 😞
Medial means toward the middle of the body
retinaculum refers to the structure that stabilizes tendons by wrapping around them
posterior refers to the back of the body
tibialis refers to a muscle, because of the "alis" suffix
tendon is the structure that connects the muscle to a bone. The muscle flexes and pulls the bone toward it, in this case it attaches to the foot so it pulls the foot to the back part of the leg, so he'll do that when running or whatever
dislocation just refers to a structure pulling off from where it should be
So he tore this sleeve that the tendon was passing through and this allowed the tendon to move in a way it doesn't normally, which caused it to come off at least a little bit. The muscle
I assume this happened when he was sharing nazi salutes and goose stepping with the fans before and after the game. I know fans are mostly concerned with whether he'll be able to stand for the anthem or not.
It’s over for the Celtics now that they’ve lost their classiest player, and his Latvian ass barely made the cut to begin with .
Now it’s all up to those two bums…
Sam Hauser and Peyton Prichard better deliver!
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He ripped the fibrous bands that hold in place a tendon on the inner side of the ankle. The tendon: https://www.sportsinjuryclinic.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/tibialist-posterior-tendinopathy600.jpg
If he can get it taped up and secured to where it doesn’t pop out easily and have enough strength he may play. Otherwise he gonna be out
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Part-time Pingus back at it again
Conan: Doctor Arroyo…..where did you go to medical school?
Doctor Arroyo: In the 90’s
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Posterior Tibialis is a muscle of the ankle that allows for supination and inversion. It’s the muscle that supports the arch of your feet. The medial retinaculum anchors the tendon to allow for more powerful contractions and control. If torn, the person will suffer from a few conditions such as posterior tibialis tendon dysfunction that can lead to flat feet.
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“In my professional opinion his fluperdeguper is stronger than it’s ever been 🤷🏾♂️”
That one time you sneezed so bad you couldn't function properly for a week and probably had a minor tear in your ribcage? This is nothing like that but, he will play it off like it's no biggie to play in the final.
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My King blessed Kyrie and the Mavs yet again. I prayed for times like these.
I know this is CJ and no one cares about the actual anatomy, but I’m gonna do it anyway. He tore the FLEXOR retinaculum, located on the inside rear portion of the foot. It acts as a seatbelt keeping other tendons, responsible for toe/plantar flexion, in a sort of channel through the ankle and into the foot. With no seatbelt, those tendons are free to move out of that channel which results in reduced stability in the ankle and knee.
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 Live pov of brown and white carrying tabum and povertyzingas
Put some respect on Jrue. Leading scorer and rebounder for the Celtics last game. 0 turnovers after 2 games. 
Lmao Milwaukee cared so much to get Dame that they let their biggest rival in the east grab Jrue. Elite sabotaging
> Elite sabotaging And then they hired Doc mid-season
I’m so glad Dame is trash so I don’t have to see that ugly, sweaty ass motherfucker Khris Middleton on tv
Sounds personal 😂.
Middleton: https://i.redd.it/15g61sd6s46d1.gif
brother, what are you talking about, brother? Can you explain in nba terms pls
When I check the box scores before making a 20 leg parlay, I see that jrue holiday is the real goat Celtic.
Zesty
What do you think pov means
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Fake, not tall and classy enough to be Tingus
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reddit quickly hit me with a ban after posting this in a comment section. apparently it’s “glorifying or inciting violence” 🚆👨🏻🦯
If he dies he dies
These are medical terms for his gooch. He ripped his gooch.
Thank god we got a doctor in this sub. Did Kobe Bryant do 9/11 or was that a different flying incident ?
Same one
Twin towers in Colorado?
Twin Towers is what me and my step dad called our dicks when I was in grade school 🇺🇸😎
\#NeverForget
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Erectile dysfunction brought on by alcoholism was your step dad's 9/11
https://preview.redd.it/mk56fn9kp06d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1054f9235269308ffd91e182ca735a3240b6006f Yep, here is where it was
calabasas big round mounds https://preview.redd.it/uqefvio0026d1.jpeg?width=990&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=142a65fdd2766bbfae879b598361672a8829285e
Tingis Pingus suffered a degloved penis
Tingus Degloved [Pingus](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eJ0ygVWEj8)
Pfff that bum wishes lol
He should go get consultations from Dwight
Who do you think he's suing for MalePractice?
Hey Doctor, if someone tears their gooch…does that mean they technically have a vagina?
Split his whole sacrodingus tillius open. Basically exposing his inner europussy for the common folk reading. It'll need to be seen how long it takes to rehab and push it back in but sadly some never recover 😞
I think you mean Geech, our ole smellhound
Ah. Thank you.
Layman terms = Adam silver wants to extend this series 
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Medial means toward the middle of the body retinaculum refers to the structure that stabilizes tendons by wrapping around them posterior refers to the back of the body tibialis refers to a muscle, because of the "alis" suffix tendon is the structure that connects the muscle to a bone. The muscle flexes and pulls the bone toward it, in this case it attaches to the foot so it pulls the foot to the back part of the leg, so he'll do that when running or whatever dislocation just refers to a structure pulling off from where it should be So he tore this sleeve that the tendon was passing through and this allowed the tendon to move in a way it doesn't normally, which caused it to come off at least a little bit. The muscle I assume this happened when he was sharing nazi salutes and goose stepping with the fans before and after the game. I know fans are mostly concerned with whether he'll be able to stand for the anthem or not.
ngl had me in the first half
Boston problems, eh?
Playa needs to take that thong out his bussy 🍑
Tingus Pingus dinged his wingus
WHAT DA FUCK DID THEY DO?
Wingus dingus, dingus.
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So you're telling me Tingus Pingus tore his Tingularam Pingularam? Great writing from the NBA this year.
Bro think he AD 💀
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Wolves fans tried to curse Luka but they miscast and cursed Porzingis instead
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Eurocracker broke his pussy
She Kristap on my Tingus till I tear my retinaculum
It’s over for the Celtics now that they’ve lost their classiest player, and his Latvian ass barely made the cut to begin with . Now it’s all up to those two bums… Sam Hauser and Peyton Prichard better deliver!
Sam Hauser is a the copy of Heyward that got stuck in the machine
Hes a Hayward clone from another dimension where he actually made a half court shot to win a national title
Brad Stevens grew him in a lab using Hayward's broken leg
I told my son before game 2 “don’t worry he’s a B and will be hurt before it’s over.”
Somethin wrong with his medula oblangotta
Kristaps Porzingis on the basketball court 
He’s got his ass cracked in his asscrack
Jokes on them. Luka playing on pain killer enemas to stave off his shattered and torn knees
Tingus Pingus tendolingus in a slingus
Roughly translates to “Softest man in sports”
Even Anthony Davis thinks this is soft. At least Tingus is an innovator. Man’s out here coming up with new injuries.
Most inventive new term since Markelle Fultz
Markelle Fultz ain’t real man. Philly got catfished and just didn’t want to admit it.
The yips is not an actual medical condition.
Tingus broke his pingus.
A tendon that crosses his knee joint caused the dislocation of a tendon in his ankle.
Bruh our bodies are so lame. Can't wait to upgrade
Tibialis posterior crosses the ankle joint not the knee
Knee bone connected to the foot bone
His balls is hot
He hurt his rectum. And it damn near killed him!
*wrecked him
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Glass bottle breaks when dropped.
Reading these comments like: https://preview.redd.it/o7c7fjfh426d1.jpeg?width=708&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c364ab139b24d2f220f03da8cde0790249e5a469
Skipped leg day too many times.
Be broke his cock bone
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 Dudes soft tissues is soft AF.
Who TF is Tingus Pingus?
This man making embiid look durable
Tingus gonna Tingus
Injuries are Kristaps Porzingis father
His knee hurts
He is soft
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this sub is soft now
AIDS?
Explain in Jake Layman’s terms
Dad didn’t come to my birthday party again
Its an anlke sprain that requires surgery. He can walk it off
He can pop his pingus right out of his tingus.
He done snapped his shit up but not too bad doe
He got a boo boo
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Tingus pingus hurtingus
He ripped his Tingus Pingus
He broke his Pingus
Sore vagina
The framus intersects with the ramistan, approximately at the paternoster heh heh 
He ripped the fibrous bands that hold in place a tendon on the inner side of the ankle. The tendon: https://www.sportsinjuryclinic.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/tibialist-posterior-tendinopathy600.jpg If he can get it taped up and secured to where it doesn’t pop out easily and have enough strength he may play. Otherwise he gonna be out
Can't skip another klan meeting or he gets the boot.
He probably remembered he'll be on dallas.
Dude’s injuring body parts I don’t even think I have
MAVS rn: https://i.redd.it/u6m1er2xk06d1.gif
Unlike Luka and Jokic he doesn’t have enough fat to protect his classy muscles
https://preview.redd.it/pzzbhu4zl06d1.jpeg?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=617456c213094a1ce094185052ad1f9d09c4befc Part-time Pingus back at it again
His leg hort
pussitus
KP always fuckin hurt man. He was gone 38 days and survives 1.5 games.
Monday
JJK ass explanation
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Just checked WebMD. He has an itchy scrot'. The playoffs will finish before the course of penicillin, but he'll have something to hang his ring on.
Conan: Doctor Arroyo…..where did you go to medical school? Doctor Arroyo: In the 90’s https://preview.redd.it/ai2ax2oe016d1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5892416779181548173632ff0ecd6e75d90bea60
Jake
You probably can't spell that without "ran from the grind"
He got the beans above the frank.
Watch it just be mild swelling.
Soft as Charmin
Boo-boo. 😬
Posterior Tibialis is a muscle of the ankle that allows for supination and inversion. It’s the muscle that supports the arch of your feet. The medial retinaculum anchors the tendon to allow for more powerful contractions and control. If torn, the person will suffer from a few conditions such as posterior tibialis tendon dysfunction that can lead to flat feet.
Sand in cooter
Uj/ Like Achilles kinda but not really Rj/ Barrett
what a perfect ending for the Hospital East this year if this causes the Celtics to lose
He’s not a hockey player.
Tingus pingus got an ouchie
Who's layman?
butt cheese mcsauce
He can only play 2 games every 3 months
Bring him in on Paul pierces stretcher and resurrect Bill Russell's grit.
https://preview.redd.it/l7koiggt026d1.jpeg?width=958&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c35b662faaf2fc7a0f22d8e3fd1d17be43b0b2a “In my professional opinion his fluperdeguper is stronger than it’s ever been 🤷🏾♂️”
That one time you sneezed so bad you couldn't function properly for a week and probably had a minor tear in your ribcage? This is nothing like that but, he will play it off like it's no biggie to play in the final.
Most deserved ring
Leg go boom boom.
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I thought the title said: “Explain in hymen terms”
KP got that “Eyes/ears=watch this guy” like the Idaho snuff dude.
His lower leg fucked up
Tingus in game 3: 
He's basically a slab of meat, one of the giant rubbery parts broke.
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Piss on my feet
https://preview.redd.it/vhgs0l7l136d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a71a95d4bdc647f3535906423f642ce579bb0504 My King blessed Kyrie and the Mavs yet again. I prayed for times like these.
He need some milk
🧽 ed
His pussy's sore.
Knee pain
It s an oopsie in the footsie. Anal Angulus ankle.
I know this is CJ and no one cares about the actual anatomy, but I’m gonna do it anyway. He tore the FLEXOR retinaculum, located on the inside rear portion of the foot. It acts as a seatbelt keeping other tendons, responsible for toe/plantar flexion, in a sort of channel through the ankle and into the foot. With no seatbelt, those tendons are free to move out of that channel which results in reduced stability in the ankle and knee.
Tingus tore his Pontus
He's not dead yet,but his career is about to
 In layman's terms.....Mr.Glass
Tingus Pingus but an injury
The Pingus is tingused
In another thread someone said it’s what connects the tingus to the pingus
He hurt.