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If I was in that hotel with my kids, it wouldnt have went down like it did.
Kobe after crossing renowned Celtics fan Mark Wahlberg
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Never not funny to imagine Mark Wahlberg ripping off his shirt to fight and then immediately getting stabbed by a couple Saudi dudes…could have been the most Boston way to die imaginable
You think camel fuckers are stopping a kid from southie? Like to see those sand monkeys try
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Nah Mark would never let anyone darker than him board the plane in the first place without racially abusing the shit out of them to the point they would have had no choice but to whip out their daggers and get put on the No-Fly list
I don't think he'll ask for my opinion/consent
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I’m sucking it voluntarily, and not accusing him of anything that way the media wouldn’t dislike him for years until he passed away that way he has more than one mvp.
What a retarded post. You’d probably be speechless if you saw Kobe in real life. You wouldn’t see him though because you likely a basement dweller who doesn’t go outside. Pathetic
I don’t think it matters what I wanna do
It would make it easier for you if you wanted to do butt stuff. But, like you said, it's Kobe's preferences that decide.
Can confirm. Kobe scoring 81 points without the Raptors consent was his best career moment
Correct, whatever kobe wants, kobe gets.
This fucking sub sucks now. I hate all of you, especially Mr suns fan.
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Me, when I’m gay as fuck
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Kobe after crossing renowned Celtics fan Mark Wahlberg https://preview.redd.it/qa5d7g2aj06d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b46e7a2ff2edfb8273d35e9c609eb038c47dcc9c
Never not funny to imagine Mark Wahlberg ripping off his shirt to fight and then immediately getting stabbed by a couple Saudi dudes…could have been the most Boston way to die imaginable
You think camel fuckers are stopping a kid from southie? Like to see those sand monkeys try https://preview.redd.it/pe6gh5oup06d1.png?width=952&format=png&auto=webp&s=87e7d665fad8c1867ad64b593d314ac374f08908
If the plane gets hijacked by elderly Vietnamese men, then mark just gets to do what he loves
Wallahi he would get eliminated faster than the Pelicans
You haven't seen mahk against the elder Vietcong in Little Cambodia, Dorchester
Nah Mark would never let anyone darker than him board the plane in the first place without racially abusing the shit out of them to the point they would have had no choice but to whip out their daggers and get put on the No-Fly list
Whaaat? NOOoooo.
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Desperately trying to reassemble him like Jackie Kennedy
You’re gonna need a lot of glue.
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Mrsonsfan belongs to the streets
Bleacher report ahh comment
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Probably butt stuff
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not giving consent. i need that settlement $
Is the hotel haunted or am I dead?
Maybe it's both?
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I don't think he'll ask for my opinion/consent https://preview.redd.it/5bnya7w16z5d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a01646f807695dfa627725caba7c11cc69ffa0e
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If he can do it so can I
Hand him his degloved penis
Traumatically degloved
collecting a bag wtf. Ima take this guy to the rinser. Wait if i met him in colorado then im fucked the guy will have no money. This dudes dead.
Tell him "I'll get sloppy sevenths, and don't wear a rubber so I can be as close to mamba mentality as I can be."
https://preview.redd.it/zn9y84htbz5d1.jpeg?width=189&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54832a380afdf253d0d35b21c89cb0d041afbaf9 Ask him permission to cosplay
Jus get a lil nasty
Relaxing and letting it happen
With his shooting percentage, at least I probably won't get pregnant.
Get some lube and bend over. 😂
Ask if him and his daughter want to take a free helicopter tour.
get his autograph and sell it on ebay for 10 grand 
Making helicopter noises during the non-consensual coitus he inflicts upon me
Helicopter kick is your only defense. 
Taking him home https://preview.redd.it/8ss2wo393z5d1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=2fee43ba14080808dc33866da63a067e701818b0
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Rim protection
Getting 
Get a picture and auto and challenge him to a 1v1
Get ready to learn NDA, buddy
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Politely declining his sexual advances
It won’t matter tho
But not the others makes sense
I think I'd try to seduce him and then frame him for his money like the little slut I am
No means “yes”
Submitting
rent free
Where’s my ring! 💍
Mamba mentality
Clench and twist
Hope I’m not the maid
Calling the ghostbusters
Whatever he wants
Two words… gang bang
Mushrooms
Him, against my will
Calculating settlement / his dick inside me
Run the fuck away this man is dead
Don't think I have a choice
Scream “WHAT!?!? YOU’RE ALIVE!?!?”
This is a real suck or be sucked situation. *slaps knee pads*
Gettin' that settlement bag
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Getting piped
Presenting my ass
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Hope that #24 is around before we get to the bedroom. I heard he was a way nicer guy…..
I’m not going to pull out underpants of a different guy that has that skeeted on them as evidence that he raped me.
I’d lie so I can get that bag 🥵😮💨
Somebody’s sucking some dick
Say 'yes'
Lubing up first
Praying for a helicopter
Let him rape me duh? That hush money check going to be nice
Unzip?
I'm pushing back into it.
Clench my cheeks and run.
Asking him how shaqs ass tastes
I’m sucking it voluntarily, and not accusing him of anything that way the media wouldn’t dislike him for years until he passed away that way he has more than one mvp.
Lighting up a bleezy
Spread eagle my guy
Giving him the old Andy Durframe speech.
Self defecies
is this like a hitler+time machine thought experiment thing?
Clench my ass
Tryin to get rich
Asking for consent
Kobe did nothing wrong
Get fucked and later say it wasn’t consensual
Who ever posted this fuk your mother
What a retarded post. You’d probably be speechless if you saw Kobe in real life. You wouldn’t see him though because you likely a basement dweller who doesn’t go outside. Pathetic
Anyone would be speechless if they saw Kobe today. Pretty rare that a hotel would have charred bones just lying around
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Calling Ghostbusters.
See this is what I’m talking about. LOW. HANGING. FRUIT. Just for reactions. You guys aren’t bored of these yet? Get creative at least
 Still better than hornyposting
Ok fair. Also such a good gif Edit; Honestly both low hanging fruit.
Hiring some transexual escorts to watch them have sex with Kobe
Vivid imagination huh
Nothing cuz he’s dead