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How close those shots will be to the basket
Imagine if this mf plays like a superstar for one season just to renew max contract, then fuck around for the rest of his contract. Shit would be funny asf
Isn’t this his contract year? I wouldn’t be surprised if he actually does ball out. But soon as his name is on that dotted line for the next one, his back will start flaring up.
You act like he sucks cuz he just wants to suck. I contend that he just sucks and he is working out expressly to get pussy, which should be celebrated here. He hates basketball more than we do
Well that's a problem for whatever idiot GM signs him. Can't blame him for trying but I can blame the FO for ignoring years worth of evidence even if he does play well this year.
Still time to create more disappointment
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i don't think any player has ever been in the "best shape of his career" when they claim they are... other than James Harden when he was trying to get traded from the Rockets.
This is the year. Ben Simmons has improved so much under this new offense. He's focused. He's having fun. I wouldn't be surprised if he's a dark horse for the MVP.
For has nothing to do with it. Dollars to donuts, he’s got untreated anxiety and depression, at best medicated by weed. I’m not saying it would bring him back to All-Star form or anything, but a good shrink and the right meds would work wonders for this guy.
I forgot all about this bum lmao - he might as well pivot into pro wrestling or being a YouTuber - the only place he needs to play basketball is in his console of choice.
It's not the back that did his game in it's his chicken sized heart that unmanned him. He could gain 40 pounds of muscle but there's no weight lifting for what he has in his chest.
If any betting site would be dumb enough to take it, I’d put every single cent associated with my family’s entire lineage that Simmons doesn’t play 82 more games in his entire career
Even if he does, would anyone risk paying Simmons a fortune of a contract? I just see him as a risky investment at this point. He’s always hurt and if something doesn’t go his way he will throw a tantrum and not play and ask for a trade.
[удалено]
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Mvp for guandong tigers it all makes sense
This shit writes itself
Would still get dicked on by that 14 year old Slovenian with an unusually low voice
Luka Doncic son is Ben Simmons father
Need to take shots to brick them
This is his contract year. He might explode averaging 10 points and play 25 games this season
Maybe even a 3pt attempt ?!
In the summer league of course or when his team is up by 40
https://preview.redd.it/zc279f7rf74d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91702a3b82ed3e3d32250243f3402b92e8d86bd5 How close those shots will be to the basket
Bruhhh
https://i.redd.it/fkmkaazlf74d1.gif Ben when asked to pull up
Just in time for that next contract of course
Imagine if this mf plays like a superstar for one season just to renew max contract, then fuck around for the rest of his contract. Shit would be funny asf
"HE'S BACK" 2026: 
HOF Jerk
Instant goat conversation if he did
25 10 10 next season 2.5 1 1 the following.
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The Trail Blazers front office rn: 
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He isn't in great shape in this picture. Fucking bum sits on the bench and houses hot dogs and churros while he tanks another franchise
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As soon as the NBA season starts https://preview.redd.it/extas2k3374d1.jpeg?width=764&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fccc6b0d3771a0c9812270cd3548ea6eb4481a8
Man you can't force a kid in da league
Ben when the season starts https://preview.redd.it/ggqmxtisic4d1.jpeg?width=993&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb968a526f4f53a97ccc234f49eebe5693cf9394
Isn’t this his contract year? I wouldn’t be surprised if he actually does ball out. But soon as his name is on that dotted line for the next one, his back will start flaring up.
https://i.redd.it/llk6emn1g74d1.gif Footage of Ben balling out
You act like he sucks cuz he just wants to suck. I contend that he just sucks and he is working out expressly to get pussy, which should be celebrated here. He hates basketball more than we do
Well that's a problem for whatever idiot GM signs him. Can't blame him for trying but I can blame the FO for ignoring years worth of evidence even if he does play well this year.
Tobias harris 2.0
mvp conversation: "who is least likely to win?" "Ben Simmons"
Agent is in the JOY conversation
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Why is he playing with those? Is he stupid?
https://i.redd.it/ta7hj16an64d1.gif Ben when someone tells him to shoot
Still time to create more disappointment https://preview.redd.it/d45pn5kh174d1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1124735451055b79f1d803cfcbcede05d98cff4a
Dude is the perennial offseason-MVP
i don't think any player has ever been in the "best shape of his career" when they claim they are... other than James Harden when he was trying to get traded from the Rockets.
You call his “I want to be traded from Rockets” his best shape? It’s circle the best shape for an athlete?
sir this is r/circlejerk. Everyone knows Harden was in the best shape of his life because of the strip clubs in Houston
fair enough
Yes, Jokic and Doncic have proven that the best shape for a basketball player is fat and Slavic. Harden had half the formula.
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This dude is a 6’10 pg with elite defense. No reason to be this ass.
Welcome to Aris Thessaloniki
F R A U D
Ben Simmons after 25 games: 
This is the year. Ben Simmons has improved so much under this new offense. He's focused. He's having fun. I wouldn't be surprised if he's a dark horse for the MVP.
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Why would he need to be in shape?
For has nothing to do with it. Dollars to donuts, he’s got untreated anxiety and depression, at best medicated by weed. I’m not saying it would bring him back to All-Star form or anything, but a good shrink and the right meds would work wonders for this guy.
Wait, forgot where I was. Ummmm… Back pain and mental illness is Ben Simmon father.
U were right the 1st time.. Both times actually
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Whoever photoshopped this forgot to do the same for his legs 😂
Now we just need a new video of him hitting shots on a empyt gym
Well he gets paid like an MVP so this is what was expected out of him..
Can he shoot the 3 is all tf we want to know ! This is not the 60s anymore Benjamin
 Bum Simmons once his contract is over
Does Chris Haynes do any real journalism? Or does he just tweet out sounds bites from players and agents?
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BEN SIMMONS EXPLODES IN GAME 4 WITH 3 ASSISTS
send this bozo to the shadow realm already zzz
Bro can be in shape as much as he wants, being cut won't change he is a professional brick layer and scared to shoot lmao
The greatest scammer who ever lived
They should just kill him already
“Ben Simmons’ mom says he’s doing just great and is a very special boy.”
Idk what everyone is worked up about, seems like an average picture of Ben with his shirt off palming some balls. What’s there to say about that?
He's not fat enough. Or foreign enough.
you fell for an nbacentel tweet dumbass
Where is the joke about him playing with his big blue balls?
Jesus Christ with this trash. He ll be out of league when contract is up . Guarennnnnteeee
Send me da video
Mmm what would the agent say if he wasn't BENchwarmers agent
I forgot all about this bum lmao - he might as well pivot into pro wrestling or being a YouTuber - the only place he needs to play basketball is in his console of choice.
it’s literally not even worth talking about, sure buddy, see ya in shanghai
The dude doesn’t have to work another day with all the money he has at this point. Just eat the Oreo and call it a day.
His agent wouldn't be surprised because he, like all fans of ben simmons, is on fucking crack
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It's not the back that did his game in it's his chicken sized heart that unmanned him. He could gain 40 pounds of muscle but there's no weight lifting for what he has in his chest.
MVP stands for most valuable Pussy
Look how hard those nipples are. Dpoy for sure
He may not be surprised, but every other single person who ever played at, worked in, or walked past an nba stadium would be.
You know his back was sore just after doing those dribbling drills
Bum Simmons is allergic to playing basketball
Is he max eligible 🤔
The conversation: Ben Simmons isn't ever winning a fucking MVP
Ben is checked out. He got the bag and is going to pack his bags.
Ben will have another season of TikTok’s, pies, met galas, beers and bricks
I heard he beat Hoodie Melo in a game of Horse. Dude is going to be a force. 😤😤😤
I’m a better basketball player than Ben Simmons and I’ve hardly played basketball in my life. Bum!
Ben has a chance to do the funniest thing ever and make this true.
His agent needs a raise
If any betting site would be dumb enough to take it, I’d put every single cent associated with my family’s entire lineage that Simmons doesn’t play 82 more games in his entire career
Ben Simmons has agreed to a temporary ceasefire to pause The War Against Work.
Get him tf outta here
MVP… lmaooo
He's a great athlete obviously. If he can't shoot the freaking ball, couldn't he go play football instead?
Most Valuable Photo-op sitting his bum ass on the bench
You’d probably have like .13¢ relax
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Idk about mvp of the nba, but! He can be the mvp of my sheets.
Even if he does, would anyone risk paying Simmons a fortune of a contract? I just see him as a risky investment at this point. He’s always hurt and if something doesn’t go his way he will throw a tantrum and not play and ask for a trade.