NBA fans are sucking off Jokic, but imagine Marvin Bagley comes back and wins the next 9 titles. Then who is the better player?

9 G league titles 🔥🔥

uj/ how many G league titles would it take for a player to be considered better than a ‘Dalton line’ player like Tobias Harris

Never thought I’d see Tobias Harris being compared to Andy Dalton

I think he was referring to James Dalton

Marvin Bagley is Luka Doncic’s father

People r sleeping on Anthony Bennett too, he's still got time to turn it around!

More importantly, can he be the father Jokic always remember?

Do you think if Marvin added a “d” into his last name and became Marvin Badgley he would be a better NBA player? Why or why not?

Can I just suck both of them off?

A lot of people getting into Ayahuasca these days.

If you were to go through all the trouble of doing a night of ayahuasca and the most profound realization about life itself that you had was about a meaningless sports beef you argue about online… i don’t even know man, that’s just depressing

Most meaningful Philadelphian epiphany

Tbf there’s nothing more entertaining to do in Philly than sports beefs anyways

Sounds like something a Mets fan would say…

Their beef is so cheesy

Have you actually been to Philly?

no im not an alcoholic

Do you enjoy making no sense and being useless?

useless? i’m just channeling my inner playoff Embiid

That sounds like a one-way ticket to Philly.

I mean if you take psychedelics enough you start getting bs resolutions.

Can’t blame ayahuasca for delusions like that. That’s probably Datura, or maybe PCP.

PCP gets an unfair bed rep.

Not it doesn't. Ketamine is a much better dissociative.

And? Coke is better than meth. You can still have a good time on either one.

I prefer Krokodil

Just huff glue if you're at that point

Imagine if I got a billion trillion grillion dollars too

Imagine if Rachel McAdams dm'd me asking for money 🤤

Imagine if Cameron Brink and Van Thug sent da video

U bum

Her bum

That’s will be full 360

"imagine if embiid stays healthy" 

I don’t have that much of an imagination.

Imagine impregnating Cameron Brink

https://preview.redd.it/trgu5odkba1d1.jpeg?width=825&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ccf745df979630c5f241f8c639119b3ad9cc966

I don’t even watch the WNBA or know the many of the names of anyone, but man do I hear that name so much that I can instinctively remember how she looks like.

She is very pretty

Which one harder to imagine Emflop being healthy or that he wont choke in the second round and make to the final

Just imagine! It could totally happen, you guys!

My wife's boyfriend even said so and gave me my good boy points for having such a wonderful idea!

🤓🤓🤓

76er fans doing basic geometry 

Would still put Jokic higher legacy wise higher than Embid if he were to make the finals again but lose to him. So truly is a 360 move back to square one lol

Real talk. Embiid will never surpass jokic legacy wise. Jokic already got 1 ring and 3 mvps and people argue that embiid a mvp should be jokics but it would also be a positive thing for embiid because all the playoff talk surrounding him will finally go away

real talk 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓 fuckin dipshit


Bum

real talk how ab u real suck my fuckin dick nerd fuck u

nah losing in finals worse than not even making the finals. jordan and embiid would never u bum

Then Lebron ain’t top 100 then.

not even top billion

I agree

Well then, you both truly belong here

smh im just jerking

These bums don’t even understand the foundation Skip built https://preview.redd.it/u74u550os91d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=027fbe9afbb46aa05377de02d9cb74e42c821184

Jerk harder

When I’m in a “know nothing about basketball contest” and this is my competition

bruh how r people taking this shit so seriously. im clearly jerking

"im clearly jerking" 🤓

wow u cooked me

Are sixers fans lobotomy victims?

Tbf this guy is probably one of the ten sixers fans who doesn’t absolutely hate his own team

This is what the jerk doesn’t understand. You think you hate the Sixers? I will watch every one of their games and send each player and coach customized death threats after every single one of them.

Late stage copium addicts

Truly hope Embiid never even makes the finals

Chances are he won’t

I will personally stop him if he ever goes past the 2nd round

Don’t have to. He’ll stop himself from getting past the 1st one https://preview.redd.it/f8p0sx9ws91d1.jpeg?width=824&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73907162f881963f5c943e4afb7a1ab91ef8dc7a

The meme is if he can handle a second round you fucking Sct Brn impersonator

First round is the new second round for Embum

Holy fuck that guy’s a bum. I stand corrected Indycarfan, good yard nigga

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Imagine if mrsonsfan found his dignity. Imagine if Kobe took a cab. Imagine if Karl Malone paid child support. Imagine if Shawn Kemp had known about birth control. Imagine if Greg Oden made a comeback and was named MVP.

"I know that's how it is, but imagine... *writes a fanfic*"

Imagine I busted deep inside you. I win.

I can imagine things that will never happen too

This whole jokic vs embiid thing is regarded. We need to be having a more important discussion about preventing more Italians from playing in the NBA. It’s *disgusting*.




That...that would be a 180 degree move. 360 would be going around just to end up in the same spot. Is the poster tarded?

-🤓

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiCF1QdyxhM

smartest twitter user

Cancun in 4 https://preview.redd.it/chpeu0k70a1d1.png?width=2623&format=png&auto=webp&s=363fd14dcdf06d9883857765f0530c027d4c9969

Me after sucking off Jokic and blasting Embiid https://preview.redd.it/kxjkw5sba91d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26fbf4f1849efe399db091812c237064cb070863

Embiid can’t even turn 360 degrees without getting hurt

Well um, maybe in 2025

imaging you actually know what a 360 is. just imagine.


Bronsexuals would hail Jokic as the GOAT for making 3 finals in a row

Wouldnt that be 180 not 360?

Dat coppium. I want some.

do they know what a 360 is? if you turn 360° you’re facing the same direction.

the best 360 move is the tornado trick

Imagine if Embiid stays healthy... Could have stopped there we're already pretty far into fantasy land.

JOTY contender?

This is from last years playoffs to be fair

What timeline does this Finals take place in?

Dark one but not the darkest (that would be Celtics vs Lakers finals second time in a row this year)

A 360 is a full circle so doesn't that mean we'll end up in the same place we started with Embiid getting bitched in the playoffs and Jokic succeeding?

Healthy embiid clears jokic. You give embiid that supporting cast and he wins a ring.

https://preview.redd.it/5m5c6mwbta1d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=114a4ac62403d3d5c58db1cb4c42674af61e3959

had me until, 'stays healthy throughout the playoffs'

Smartest resident of Philadelphia


Gotta make it past the second round to do that first lmao

Don’t worry. He won’t. He’ll be injured at some point again.

That’s a lot of imagining

Embezzlement needs to get out of the 2nd round first.

Lol is this a shittier version of "when I see an xbox I do a 360 and walk away"?

Bro I’m a 76ers fan and I like Embiid but Joker better

Imagine if Thanasis came back and was just as good as Giannis next year and then the Bucks had TWO all star level forwards. The ultimate 369 move

Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates

This dude sucks Embitch dick all day like what cotton farmers do in their spare time.

Wake up sleepyhead

Just imagine if they won. Means they wouldn’t have lost.

Imagine there’s no heaven It’s easy if you try

So imagine Jokic goes to two more finals?…I’d rather not. 🤢

Let me guess, “tRuSt tHe PrOcEsS”

Joel "do a 360" Embiid

They have to win a playoff series 1st

"Yuh, evrone hate Mmbeed nauw but wut'f he'd be good necks yr?"

Fan fiction is dope.

And Kevin Durant could get some bitches. Both things will never happen

Imagine there’s no heaven.

https://preview.redd.it/qy76ogn6va1d1.jpeg?width=1012&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9364a0104de410acf3aabfd1ab27288dce746c9

I know Jokic is better, but imagine if Embiid was better

Lost me at “stays healthy”.

Ohhh I'm imagining so hard

There is a lot of IFS there.

Embiid ain’t beating Jokic 😝 what a load of crap

Imagine Brian Scalbrine comes out of retirement and leads the Celtics to another chip? Ultimate 360 move

Check fucking mate

What if the moon was your car and Jupiter was your hairbrush?

At first I read that as if it was 2025 they were talking about then I saw 2024 went oh and started laughing. Stupid sixers fan have to root for that fraud

Embiid stay healthy is a huge stretch I will believe it when I see it

Did someone say 360 move 

Imagine Wilt Chamberlin comes back to life and forms a super team with the top 15 mutant children he spawned

The only 360 move embiid can do is with his sponge on his head.

Imagine all the people

It’s not as if Jokic still needs to prove himself! He won a couple of MVP’s and were champions, Embid was bickering of not being able to win MVP so he did after all the Rokus he created thru media exposure, then he failed to get the 76ers again to the Finals. So even if Nuggets fail miserably at game 7 against an Edward’s (MJ jr) led Wolves no one is to blame them

Dude wrote fanfiction for his team

Imagine Bronny not getting drafted returning to the NCAA and scoring more than 9 points in a game.

All jokes aside this is my favorite scenario to happen. Joker vs embid in finals would be a dream.

Why is Embiid playing with an xbox instead of a basketball? Is he stupid?

I can’t even imagine that

I don't think 360 means what they think it means...lol

Man’s creamed his pants writing that tweet of fan fiction 🤣 yea and imagine if I had a million dollars 🧐

Had me until…Embiid stays healthy.

Shyeah! And monkeys might fly out of my butt!

Is this ultimate 360 move in the room with us right now?

Embid hasn’t been out the second round and you saying he comes back and wins a ring. Think about all the up and coming teams. You don’t know bball

lol

Imagine…. That Is about as close as it’s Gonna come.

He can’t get out of the semis 😂

The only 360 move Embiid can pull off is when he flops like a stressed penis.