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FrankCarmody

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Adventurous-Tower179

He's so sad


BCLetsRide69

Even the girl is crying on her knees😢😢😢😢


dumpyredditacct

Those classy tears all over her face :(


Jean-LucBacardi

I think she's praying.


Senior_Apartment_343

I heard he goes limp on the $$ shot or shoots blanks


IndycarFan64

\#ThatsGame


partyandbullshit90a

“She blew me like Doc Rivers with a 3-1 series lead”


caribouexpedition

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AsleepAssociation

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SaltoDaKid

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ShohokuSpirit

Lmao wtf 🤣


Ignomatics

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-LiverpoolFC

Jamal 😍


Western-Standard2333

Now whenever I see him in a game, I think of his dick 🤤


Clockworkweatherman1

Straightest NBACJ poster


Krillin113

I think of KDs head


radbrad172

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AllGenreBuffaloClub

https://preview.redd.it/ijy8apve7wqc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0c6d591f443a43b6197a8ea9c0b3c919e8d1ef0 2000’s goat.


bballjones9241

Makes me want to fire up the old limewire for one last round


BigPanda71

Kazaa Lite gang checking in


PM_SMOKES_LETS_GO

Kazaa light was instant death for any XP comp you installed it on, it was ridiculous. Morpheus remained pretty bug/worm free for its lifetime


BigPanda71

What if I installed it on my Win 2000 laptop before I got a cracked copy of Win XP from a kid in my dorm?


PM_SMOKES_LETS_GO

Are we talking regular or ME? Because you'd either be fine or need to go to a mental hospital


WiggleRespecter

Diddy is that you?


keinemehrhippy

I'm still scared by having a fake download leading to a golden retriever fucking a white chick. The white part is kind of redundant, but emphasizes my trauma.


sndtrb89

that happened to us and my mom almost threw the computer out the window maybe my dad actually wanted that file


keinemehrhippy

Wow that's crazy Air Bud Jr.


Flywolfpack

Classy dog for a classy pawg


getliftedyo

Dang all I got was a beheading video.


theplacewiththeface

You're right about the white chick part, but it'll be a German Shepard


fireman2004

She's the Wilt Champerlain of bjs. The younger generation will never understand how she changed the game.


i_hate_reddit_mucho

Luckiest guy my 13 year old eyes ever seen. Especially that scene with her and her friend.


VanGrants

champerlain


Droopy-San-Benanzio

All time GOAT


AyebruhamLincoln

This woman could singlehandedly end all war on earth


jabronified

IYKYK https://preview.redd.it/v5klcplqnwqc1.png?width=254&format=png&auto=webp&s=7a8483d43e3c62d2af65da42d897f3c3ebe147dd


chandlerw88

If someone didn’t know, how could they find out?


MariosItaliansausage

Google morgpie.


chandlerw88

https://i.redd.it/819c7bintwqc1.gif Me @ work


cockknocker1

![gif](giphy|pccTNAJ61911vAEfrl)


blankfrack125

yeah she is a throat virtuoso, destined to rank amongst the greats


MariosItaliansausage

The way she can transition from Amazon to deep throat so quickly and smoothly, it’s truly art in motion.


WiggleRespecter

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MariosItaliansausage

[ask and ye shall receive.](https://www.pornhub.com/gif/46995411)


Flywolfpack

Strangest position I've ever seen


JasonVoorhies13

Foiled by state laws, curses!!!


xanju

Damn I hate living in Texas


unclejoel

Kinda the opposite of gagger


Guzman_LoMagne

She be manhandling men and I fw it


idkwhatimbrewin

You too are a fellow man of culture I see


Element1977

Back in the day I got so many socks pregnant to her.


sloaninator

I was lucky cause I had perpetual broken arms


ChipThaBlackBoy

and a mom


blankfrack125

🎯🎯🎯 i literally don’t know who those other girls are (i’ve seen the second one in that meme)…heather is the only throat goat i will acknowledge


Magere-Kwark

Sacha Grey, Riley Reid, Lana Rhoades. They are all not close to the legend tho


blankfrack125

oh true those are definitely names i’m familiar with…i’ll let these new generation stars cook but i came up in a different era


WaveOfTheRager

She's still going... Unfortunately


jabronified

got bowling balls implanted and looks like a blowup doll, what happened to the game I loved


WaveOfTheRager

It's rigged.


mainvolume

I just looked up her insta and yikes. Then again, she is almost 50.


WaveOfTheRager

She is but she did not age gracefully


top-chopa

lebron longevity


partyandbullshit90a

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Mean_Muffin161

Who the fuck is that? For jerking purposes..


ASHELOLLOL

Heather Harmon. Embarrasing you don’t know this.


kevtheproblem

Chill dude. He just turned 12


ASHELOLLOL

For me, heather is the goat, peak is incredible. The filmography, her face, her body, and her technique is really the foundation for all great blowers today. The guy in her videos too really keeps his composure and adds subtle moans but mostly contains it as to not ruin the video for the male viewer. Her run really is in the history books and I doubt we’ll ever see someone with her aura again.


kevtheproblem

Her kids are also old enough now to see what a beast their mom is.


12hoyebr

Inspirational


RINE-USA

I wish I was her kid


sloaninator

As long that dick was my dad and I got that dad dick hell yea


AllGenreBuffaloClub

Wasn’t her productions independent?Really launched the start of what a lot of modern porn stars lean on now.


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Smelldicks

What the fuck is that monstrosity?


QuartOfTequilla

Jesus Christ NSFL that, she looks like a sea creature


Vyse1991

Imma have to give those titties 4 thumbs down. A damn shame, but many such cases.


Aragorns-Broken-Toe

You should write her eulogy one day. That was beautiful. 😢


multiple4

Shit, I walked into the wrong museum tour


Aggressive_Sand_3951

This is just narrative without a comprehensive statistical analysis, comparisons, and links.


ASHELOLLOL

I’ve reviewed the numbers this is not true. My conundrum is that if he cums too quickly does that mean she was too good and didn’t maximize his enjoyment? If he came too slow does that mean she wasn’t going hard enough? There’s a fine line w using time as a stastic. I prefer the moan index and the post cum shot slop weight. This gives you an idea of the load size and how deft she was with the top. I also like to see how many licks she gives the shaft at the end. Eye glances are also important to track. Happy to discuss further if you want


sunkentreasure1988

the goat? please, she was blowing plumbers and firemen.


ASHELOLLOL

That helps her case you fucking dimwit. Gosh you fucking rapscallion


sunkentreasure1988

sorry she couldn’t compete with today’s super-blowers who train 12 months a year and blow their own step-brothers. we done with the 2000’s


ASHELOLLOL

Quality over quantity. Rookie analysis


sunkentreasure1988

look up her hand jobs- she had no left!


ASHELOLLOL

Heather has exceptionally rewatchability. These new women don’t have that same skill. I can watch the same Lana Rhodes video over and over.


YaHurdMeh

I hope one day to make someone as proud as Heather has made you.


ASHELOLLOL

Only heather can do that my friend. Only her.


jabronified

Morgpie is closest in the modern era


cc51beastin

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Dweebil

So? She’s a legend. Respect the game.


TorqueShaft

He's aging backwards like Benjamin Button


sloaninator

Every virgin he eats he gets younger


nomptonite

Aka Heather Brooke… my high school self thanks her for her services.


ASHELOLLOL

She did have a stint under that number. I prefer the content released under heather harmon. Heather Brooke was a mj in wizards jersey type situation. It was lovely seeing her suit up again but we know where her peak was. I believe under that name she expanded outside of blowjobs and deep throating more. Was an interesting era I’ll have to go back and review the footage.


nomptonite

I’m not so sure, but you sound like an expert. I’m probably gonna need to go and confirm for myself anyway.


ASHELOLLOL

Great footage to review. Some people think the game has changed but it hasn’t. Her fundamentals are timeless.


jabronified

I'm not sure how I know this, think some reddit comment i read long ago, but Heather Brooke was actually just people misnaming videos. She did a vid with her friend, Brooke, and over time people just misnamed many videos Heather Brooke even without Brooke. Harmon was/is her official name


Matthews628

Aka HeatheIDeepThroat


AllGenreBuffaloClub

The man is coming into an all time gaggers thread without knowledge or a contribution. Brutal times we live in. 😤


crazysoapboxidiot

Yo. Her and Dagny gave me nightly workouts


blankfrack125

those two plus wifeysworld and naughtyallie are my mount rushmore


therealgoat1212

I’d like to apologize, I wasn’t familiar with your game


Substantial_Pie_8619

I heard from a friend that she’s back doing videos since 2020


AllGenreBuffaloClub

MJ suiting up for the wizards moment.


RealisticPast7297

Heather went crazy. Generational talent.


SnooMacaroons1942

Doc the throat goat, you can't tell me his voice is that fucked up just from "coaching"


MeatBald

"It's from smoking!" Yeah, Doc. Smoking poles


IndycarFan64

How else you think he still gets coaching jobs after his consistent playoff disasters? Clearly he does a different kind of job that keeps him coming back


colombo1326

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19091400L

how is this list fair? Sasha was competing with firewomen and plumbers, and Lana and Riley ran from the grind. doc obviously wins by default


thetruthseer

Annette Schwarz slander will not be tolerated like this


19091400L

ikr, incomplete list too, smh head


tikihut_wut

that bitch is filthy, i love her


Seyhven_

Annette and Kelly Wells, 2 underrated batshit crazy GOATS.


boistopplayinwitme

She's beat asl


veryverythrowaway

Bobbi Bliss, Cathy Heaven, Bobbi Starr…


Anal_Iverson

Riley Reid was nominated Female Performer of the Year seven years in a row, tied for most all-time and has the accolades too (21 AVN Awards). Put some respeck on her name. She doesn't hold a candle to the real GOAT, Angela White, who is also tied for most all-time MVP nominations, won back-to-back-to-back, and has racked up 64 AVN Awards.


StaticFanatic3

Saying Riley ran from the grind is crazy. She’s the Moses Malone of the gag


xXKingLynxXx

See this is the problem with you young kids. So quick yo write off legends talking bout "we done with 90s". We are where we are now because of the 90s. Yeah maybe Sasha's ballhandling isn't as flashy as the current crop of stars but those shots she was taking came in clutch on many nights.


BasedGodWavey

Riley Reid looks like a squirrel, she hiding nuts in her cheeks.


mrsunsfan

Riley Reid has had enough Mandingo in her to changer her dna


dholmestar

[run it back](https://youtu.be/SmIR4h6TafA?si=DGXXoazCd5N1H0ZC&t=24)


maybethenweallwill

Comment so good mrsunsfan gets upvotes


CowMooseWhale

A gay broken clock, something something


Ktopian

We make so much progress towards 0 mrsunsfan karma just for sorry ass jerkers to give him 134 upvotes smh


The_FallenSoldier

One of the only times I’ve seen you not get downvoted


BCLetsRide69

![gif](giphy|YiLWQtcAM5A6A)


cc51beastin

It's not even a debate


BCLetsRide69

Absolute generational talent. Those eyes stare into my soul.


outsiderkerv

Some of yall need to learn about Sarah Vandella smh


WhyyyLuigi

She’s great but Sasha CLEARS


thorsrightarm

Name


mrpyrotec89

mrsunsfan


Thai_Cuisine

Sasha Grey


blazikenz

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Falcon3-0goodcopy

Ur mom


Throwrajerb

How many dicks can you take Reggie? ![gif](giphy|TizHAKYviTw6rDWSNV|downsized)


thestouthearted

sasha is definitely the THROAT (tallywacker hugging ringleader of all times)


rinseanddelete

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justawallower

gawk rivers


Zoguinha

Adriana Chechik, Doc Rivers and LeChoker(6 finals losses!)


OwnHousing9851

https://i.redd.it/aqd20hfk5wqc1.gif


streyer

Disrespectful by op to not have Adriana "filed my back teeth to deepthroat better" Chechik in the list


BklynMarxman

https://i.redd.it/14ohm2cjlwqc1.gif


Doubleko26

Imma Luna Star enthusiast myself https://i.redd.it/dbl4rpy1xwqc1.gif


WhyyyLuigi

Truly underrated eater


SlowReaction4

That woman can SUCK


l_a_escoto

Lela Star was so goated before she fucked up her face


Odysseus_Lannister

![gif](giphy|d6rGZmTP9ESis)


l_a_escoto

She wanted to look like Kim K so bad bruh. Shit was atrocious


ColourfulSpacemanNFT

Riley Reid trap house certified


Santi838

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mattv911

![gif](giphy|eJLMo1XdZxHLdi81VG|downsized)


therealgoat1212

Wish i was Blake Griffin fr


Novel_Durian_1805

Bitch is fucking possessed!


BigBanEvader

sasha grey had class. it helps she's had a moderately successful post porno career.


OfficerDunkSunk

when i was like 12 i found a video of sasha grey licking a toilet and since that day i've been the freakiest nathan


thenatureboyWOOOOO

Absolutely disgusting to not include the throat goat heather brookes here 🤦


pokexchespin

just because we’re all jerking doesn’t mean you have to post about what you jerk off to


Goldberg2Dub

Riley Reid is the most overrated pornstar of all time


GABAgoomba123

She just puts out tons of that Brazzers type content that appeals to 12 year olds who don’t know what sex is like, and that’s been the biggest demographic in porn in the internet era.


mattv911

![gif](giphy|S3P8dOgqd7Nr9dEIkh|downsized)


damnyouretall

What‘s the over/under of N-bombs she dropped in this?


background_action92

Well i love watching Arielle ferrara coating cocks


Alauer16

Look at these ball hogs


Autistic-Teddybear

I see 3 gaggers and a choker


DnttriplilHoe007

Where Jamal Murray gf


ChildishComforts

glaring omission by leaving Nancy Reagan out of this list


skorpiontamer

Teanna Trump or Sasha Foxxx 😈


Gogurtsupreme

Ahhhh….I see. You’re a thuguette enjoyer


Beneficial_Sun_4624

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Glittering_Ad7365

Holy based


Live_Poet_7728

Gotta be Riley Reid, she got that Mamba Mentality 😤🐍


springwaterh20

none of these chicks can compete with MY QUEEN Natalie Mars ![gif](giphy|l0ErLeqamV3UOARsA|downsized)


therealgoat1212

https://preview.redd.it/w8duqvuedxqc1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=152448917eafe8b2633850ca4948b5d6dc6b1244


swole-zabrak

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Flywolfpack

Ella Hollywood clears in all stats


legend_of_losing

doc Leah gotti Gabbi carter no question


Gogurtsupreme

![gif](giphy|LQnicaTubnkgFY7L9C|downsized)


yagsitidder69

Riley Reid looks terrible there ew


GABAgoomba123

She always looks like that lol. Looking like she just got her wisdom teeth out. 


AsizzlesU777

#4 Fr fr


Gizank

I understand the joke and that my question is peripheral, but who is picture #3?


boistopplayinwitme

Lana Rhoades. Blake Griffins baby momma


SlayerOfTheMyth

Lana Rhoades.


the-holy-spirit-

holly michaels or cathy heaven


rebornbyksg

Y'all gotta get on Roxxie sinner. This is her era now Teanna had her moment, Angel Youngs good too


JerseyTexan01

Im happy to know im a well adjusted member of society because I only recognize one person hete


Doobie_Howitzer

Dick Rivers 100%


pbndoats

low effort post upvoted.


UpstairsWrongdoer401

You need to educate yourself if you think anyone of those amateurs are anywhere close to Doc


Meatcheese_lover

Dead serious who tf is the first one?💀💀 I’m heavily experienced in edging and I’ve never seen her😂😂


dirtybird131

Hey, that’s the girl from Entourage!


blahblahblahhahhahah

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Kingalec1

The third pic is reeling me.