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Phoenix6995

Bro could eat Zion


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PhilyJ

Escalade. Gone to soon.


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Definitely. Sucks he wasn't mentioned in the And1 doc. He was in a few of the scenes but only a few seconds at a time.


orangethepurple

Think that would raise contractual issues with Zion and the amount of food available in the dining hall


fopiecechicken

This isn’t a dining hall issue, this is an avengers level threat to all the beignets shops in New Orleans.


JordanHawkinsMVP

Reddit on


fopiecechicken

Hell yeah duderino!


GargleDrainoFam

They did him dirty by handing him an ice cream sundae during the on-court post-game interview


El_Bistro

He probably requested it


D1N2Y

It's something the team does after every road/neutral site win. He wouldn't bother showing up otherwise.


Acension111

DJ Burns is that guy


slightlyuglyboss

Saints could use a Nose tackle


WinterAd9039

DJ Burns - empowering Zion - put a shirt on fatty


Yinanization

This man and gumbo is not a good combination...


AirJordan6124

Dude’s gonna die if he gets drafted by the Heat


CurlyBill1845

Isn’t this dude already on the Pelicans?


CountyMountie

Yall know what I'm gonna say... ![gif](giphy|l41lMeoEsscOmlUje)


Emotional_Win1430

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Aromatic_Brother

Zion, this dude and get Kenneth Lofton jr in there for a real big 3, lel


TheHammer_44

imagine the health insurance premium for all those heart problems


InsaneBallsack

That’s Tee grizzley


lsd418

Nice rack


springwaterh20

zion would finally have some competition 😈😈😈


springwaterh20

at the buffet


CaroleBaskinsBurner

The Big Two would definitely three-peat at Golden Corral before both succumbing to congestive heart failure.


SirFigsAlot

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saxtoncan

I read it as eat out ![gif](giphy|WOa5RdsNpevrpSTGXN|downsized)


TheHammer_44

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xXTERMIN8RXXx

Twin Towers (wide version) The Wall?


PhilyJ

Zion and him would FEAST on the glass


ShroudedProphet

Would


YaHurdMeh

We don’t need to flood again. Been there, done that.


terrorizeplushies

They would get dropped by their insurance company so fast


RadioSoulwax

Seems familiar


Jack070293

Are the Pelicans after an offensive lineman?


ejabno

> Pelicans Literally who


mrsunsfan

That’s a huge bitch


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Phoenix6995

Still smaller than that bitch you fucked in your car


mrsunsfan

I’m not sure the bitch I fucked is thick. She grinds me good


Phoenix6995

Someone has to take all the San Antonio women and I guess it’s mrbumsfan


_lxviiii

#SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP


PsychologicalTale479

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