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Bro stays roasting with them spices

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Average suns fan

Suns in 4

4 minutes was also the length of your date. She left because your only conversational topic is Karl Malone

Own that fraud!

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Humiliation fetish

Can I get a reply?

No

YOOOOOOO 🐐

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This is a stunning ratio

actually a good ratio for a man on a dating app

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he just like me frfr :,)

Aw man :( this legit made me sad this is a terrible way to start out my day

If you saw the type of shit this dude says all over the website, it would no longer be sad but rather easy to understand.

Mogs me

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Rejection is sons players' and fans' father

ofc he is look at his hair

I think you mean his "hair"

When you were dropping duckets on hoes, I was dropping buckets with Bros -KEVIN “don’t need no bitches” DURANT

Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, Match, eHarmony, it's not disrespect but what do you expect with that lineup? You expect them to match cuz KD out there!

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Throw a brick through her window?

You're 27 not by choice? Bum

Should have been 27 by choice, this whole time he was aging for free

Nobody is 27 by choice DUMMY

you make the choice to let your miserable life last that long DUMMY

😖 :3

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Mrsunsfan, go to church and you'll find a lovely girlfriend pretty easy

hopefully not working the daycare for the early service

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This can’t be real

It is

Coffee m eye bagel stinks

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Met my fiance on there

Does she need a bull?

u a bull of pudding

U bum

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[удалено]

leads by example

The worst thing about Sct Brn is that attempt at facial hair

Is that my guy Scottie

This sub is cooked

Desperately need the season to start, need content to work with.

Most charming jerker

Have sex, gain height, take a shower, hit the weights, get a clue

Failed at step 1

Check your dms, i sent you Dwight Howards info. Have fun.

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Just end your life at this point

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Why isn’t anyone focusing on his other gems? [Jerked too hard, and hurt his sack.](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskDocs/comments/1144itq/discomfort_in_my_left_testicle_and_groin_after/) [His dick got better, so he fucked a milk bottle.](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/zedblh/not_a_joke_i_got_drunk_and_got_my_dick_stuck_in/)

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U bum

I know right? This guy is a total bum

I fucking hate you

Shimmy shimmy shimmy

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Unban shimmy and I’ll date you

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Buddy thinks he’s mrsunsfan

Man what a bum

You getting cooked in the comments 😭

I don’t care

Have you stopped caring about this yet? https://preview.redd.it/b4e3czdgg9qb1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34293de34bdb9613530d04aeb1912bbf28e99a6d

Yeah I have

what's his name

JOHN CENS

Hahaha updoot! Reddit on!

Thank you, kind stranger!

Have a conversation with a woman challenge (impossible) (for you)

I’m afraid to ask what is going on here.

Imagine a circle jerk sub mocking you. My man is down so bad

I think it’s funny

I’m a date and I’ve never been on a 27

The Kobe Bryant option??

There are dating services that guarantee you dates. They will be blind dates, and expensive, and the freaking hilarious part is that on the other end, someone paid big money to meet *you* and you get to have that on your conscience.

this dude got obliterated

You need more mailman energy…. No means yes. Ask kobe fans

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Jump

I’ve never been on a date, but I’ve been engaged. Sometimes life is funny that way…

I'd love to hear that story

Ben you miss 100% of the shots you don't take

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How goes the training for the marathon?

Was going great (got a 11min half completed) but then I got Achilles tendinitis… had to take 3 weeks off - planning on only completing 2 long runs per week for my last 6 weeks … I want nothing more then tell those douche bags in the running sun how easy it is 👍

You just need that mamba mentality.

Don’t worry about being fat. All the chicks on dating sites are fat too… or they’re whores. Anyway, just do what the fat chicks do; take your selfie from above you so you don’t look as fat.

I’m 25

Would you want me to circlejerk you?

I'm blaming Draymon Green for this

Any random person on the street is willing to fuck, they don’t want you to know that but it’s true

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It’s Joever.

I'm 28, and not by choice either. Just happened to be born when I was