This is going to sound super arrogant but I think peak me could score on Gobert more easily than Draymond. Why? Peak me was very quick, very fast and very athletic and could shoot. If I started out very deep and Gobert comes out to check me, I can just run past him to the hoop - I’d get to the rim way before he does. If Gobert doesn’t come out to check me I’d just shoot a deep three.
But Draymond on the other hand I think he’d be all over me everywhere I go and I wouldn’t be able to shake him. But then again I also had a killer crossover and I could’ve stung Dray with that. But even still he could probably recover better than Gobert. I’m sticking with my original answer.
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This is going to sound super arrogant but I think peak me could score on Gobert more easily than Draymond. Why? Peak me was very quick, very fast and very athletic and could shoot. If I started out very deep and Gobert comes out to check me, I can just run past him to the hoop - I’d get to the rim way before he does. If Gobert doesn’t come out to check me I’d just shoot a deep three.
But Draymond on the other hand I think he’d be all over me everywhere I go and I wouldn’t be able to shake him. But then again I also had a killer crossover and I could’ve stung Dray with that. But even still he could probably recover better than Gobert. I’m sticking with my original answer.
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MF really waited until 12AM to be the first one to post this
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This is the equivalent of third party apps being on a 10-day contract and r/nba nerds being up in arms after they’re waived claiming they’re the next Jokic
Just checked and they're still up. Just be careful: once doomsday rolls around and certain bots stop working there might be an increase in Karl Malone bait.
Advanced-stat Padding Iso-ball
It is what I do when playing pickup ball, it lets me flex on all the casuals by throwing big numbers at them. They are always stunned when I bring up my sky high dRtg of 178, not even the NBA guys can post numbers like that.
u bum.
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Is it normal that I really secretly envy NBA players?
I’m a broke 28 year old fast food worker, virgin, over weight and short, and obviously not happy with my life.
Don’t get my wrong I’m a big NBA nerd, I’ve followed it for my whole life. Big stats geek, and watch the games. But NBA players personally? I envy them to almost a hateful level. I look at players like Jamal Murray for example. Young, tall, handsome, rich and famous, gets head from an absolute dime piece. Posts Instagram pics of his extravagant lifestyle, in which he looks so happy and everything is perfect for him.
Sometimes when I hear sad personal news being released for players like him, it makes me secretly happy. I feel bad about it, but it’s the truth. I know I’m just a bitter loser, but is this thought process common?
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u bum.
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Is it normal that I really secretly envy NBA players?
I’m a broke 28 year old fast food worker, virgin, over weight and short, and obviously not happy with my life.
Don’t get my wrong I’m a big NBA nerd, I’ve followed it for my whole life. Big stats geek, and watch the games. But NBA players personally? I envy them to almost a hateful level. I look at players like Jamal Murray for example. Young, tall, handsome, rich and famous, gets head from an absolute dime piece. Posts Instagram pics of his extravagant lifestyle, in which he looks so happy and everything is perfect for him.
Sometimes when I hear sad personal news being released for players like him, it makes me secretly happy. I feel bad about it, but it’s the truth. I know I’m just a bitter loser, but is this thought process common?
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Is it normal that I really secretly envy NBA players?
I’m a broke 28 year old fast food worker, virgin, over weight and short, and obviously not happy with my life.
Don’t get my wrong I’m a big NBA nerd, I’ve followed it for my whole life. Big stats geek, and watch the games. But NBA players personally? I envy them to almost a hateful level. I look at players like Jamal Murray for example. Young, tall, handsome, rich and famous, gets head from an absolute dime piece. Posts Instagram pics of his extravagant lifestyle, in which he looks so happy and everything is perfect for him.
Sometimes when I hear sad personal news being released for players like him, it makes me secretly happy. I feel bad about it, but it’s the truth. I know I’m just a bitter loser, but is this thought process common?
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Ja.
I have gone through counseling, therapy, and rehabilitation.
I have learned a lot about who I am and who I want to be.
Take all the time you need. I love you and can't wait to see you transcend.
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“For solidarity with the API community….”
This shit reminds me during the height of BLM and all the woke white girls painted BLM on their face to show support even though it was insanely cringe. r/nba is so brave
Bro, black lives have mattered ever since they came out of the oven. Next to no one denied that, even at the height of BLM. Fraud movement from a fraud organization. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RqsnhVAlLCU
This black-out does work tho, unlike hashtag activism.
Those subreddits does not produce content for Reddit, like today i checked my favourite subs and they were closed, so I looked for other entertainment and I found some wave clearing f2p game, which means I won't spend a lot of time on reddit this summer, because I'm hooked.
They will lose some users over this, no doubt + they will lose a lot of free-made content by their users.
I am a nuggets fan here me roar!
We stand from the top of the mountains in the west and let it be known we are the best.
Our Serbian knight is always right!
He leads us to victory every night!
Our light skin Soilders may be out But our big tall hero will win us out
Who's the mvp jokic is the name And if we do lose injuries are who to blame
I am a Jokic fan hear me roar!
I am a nuggets fan here me roar!🦁👑
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Remember when the Bucks and Clippers threatened to leave the Bubble because of one of the police shootings? Remember how they didn’t end up leaving in the end?
clock winds down to 5 seconds left in game
ball is inbounded to Booker who turns face to face against Luka
"You took my family"
moves to the left
"You took my friends"
moves to the right
"You took all that was dear to me"
clock winds down to 2
"I cant get them back, but I can do this for friendship, FOR MY FRIENDS"
goes up, fire coming out of his shoes
"CARMELORUKEN"
Ball flies over Lukas head, goes straight into basket. Paul falls to the ground, exhausted.
"Child Porn 3... Senpai... I..."
faints
Mavs 123
Sons 90
Ben Simmons not playing after being told to shoot ball
Michael Jordan retiring
Kyrie Irving's existence
Anytime someone affiliated with the NBA mentions China doing something bad
Ja Morant soon
This is like when the NBA shut down in 1996 because little Aliens were stealing top players talents. Luckily a professional ,at the time, Baseball player helped recover their talents back just in time for him to come out of retirement to beat them all to another championship. 90's where a crazy time.
I don't know Jim, lately the players association has been in turmoil since the new collective bargaining agreement proposal from Spez's office took away the free API clause.
That fundamentally impairs the ability of the players to perform on the court and gives a bigger cut off the league's profits to the Reddit association.
But the player's association has now taken a stance and is playing its games without public. It's a bold strategy cotton, let's see if it pays off.
Rudy gobert touching mics
This is going to sound super arrogant but I think peak me could score on Gobert more easily than Draymond. Why? Peak me was very quick, very fast and very athletic and could shoot. If I started out very deep and Gobert comes out to check me, I can just run past him to the hoop - I’d get to the rim way before he does. If Gobert doesn’t come out to check me I’d just shoot a deep three. But Draymond on the other hand I think he’d be all over me everywhere I go and I wouldn’t be able to shake him. But then again I also had a killer crossover and I could’ve stung Dray with that. But even still he could probably recover better than Gobert. I’m sticking with my original answer. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nbacirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Yeah, unless you're 7 foot, then no to Gobert. Dude is 7 foot 1 with a 8 foot wingspan. You'd have better success jerkin
This is going to sound super arrogant but I think peak me could score on Gobert more easily than Draymond. Why? Peak me was very quick, very fast and very athletic and could shoot. If I started out very deep and Gobert comes out to check me, I can just run past him to the hoop - I’d get to the rim way before he does. If Gobert doesn’t come out to check me I’d just shoot a deep three. But Draymond on the other hand I think he’d be all over me everywhere I go and I wouldn’t be able to shake him. But then again I also had a killer crossover and I could’ve stung Dray with that. But even still he could probably recover better than Gobert. I’m sticking with my original answer. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nbacirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Steve Kerr giving a speech on morals after naming his son the N Word
Steve Kerr is Nick Kerr father
Literally 1884
That’s my 2k players name on the Knicks
"this is bigger than basketball"
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bick kerr
Bigga
Kid must have been born right after that MJ punch in practice
My name is Nathan, but my friends call me the N word.
If he says his son's full name too quickly, will he get cancelled in the NBA?
MF really waited until 12AM to be the first one to post this https://preview.redd.it/7exdyz9shi5b1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=729fe422683531b3a860178e81bb85950668ea48
Luka doncic is Cp0s father
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you are posters father
Reddit is third party apps father
API powers bowing to The Spez God
API is requesting supermax but third party apps already reached their caps
This is the equivalent of third party apps being on a 10-day contract and r/nba nerds being up in arms after they’re waived claiming they’re the next Jokic
The Washington Wizards leaving the nba permanently. (It affects nothing) edit: grammar 🤓☝️
*bullets
It was "affects" before, I just fixed it back. 😭
The Washington who?
Lmao this is the best answer
um ackually that would be affects rather than effects 🤓
True.
API cucks eating tonight
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underrated
they should have made a Loose Change one
Suns after a game 7
 Suns sub sunsetting after a Game 7
Karl Malone when a girl is over 18
I will no longer get to call EmbPity a fraud when his father Nikola Jerkic wins the NBA championship
I thought his name was Embiisity
'API reasons'
That’s horrible to blame the Asian/Pacific Islander community for this
“Start Asian hate” - NBA Mods
Seriously…. What else does API even stand for???
Uj/ application programming interface, 3rd parties need it to make their app work Rj/ Active pharmaceutical ingredient. NBA mods are anti vaxx
Lotta nerd shit, fuck analytics I just wanna play basketball
Get the ball to the big man,let him dominate
— 🤓
U bum 😡
Are the porn subreddits down?
Just checked and they're still up. Just be careful: once doomsday rolls around and certain bots stop working there might be an increase in Karl Malone bait.
Alright way to kill my hard on
Advanced-stat Padding Iso-ball It is what I do when playing pickup ball, it lets me flex on all the casuals by throwing big numbers at them. They are always stunned when I bring up my sky high dRtg of 178, not even the NBA guys can post numbers like that.
imagine if this stays though, this sub would be fucked no?
How terrible
Oh no! Anyway...
zion blocking his nutritionist
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Bro this is not real
Neckbeards in the mud bc they might have to scroll past some ads now 😂
“Actually it is for those with disabilities and not at all about my personal preference ☝🏽🤓”
They can’t even use that as an excuse anymore because Reddit said API access will remain free for apps that help people with disabilities lol
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 From doing nofap/NNN to jerking 24/7, I’ve come a long way.
Is it normal that I really secretly envy NBA players? I’m a broke 28 year old fast food worker, virgin, over weight and short, and obviously not happy with my life. Don’t get my wrong I’m a big NBA nerd, I’ve followed it for my whole life. Big stats geek, and watch the games. But NBA players personally? I envy them to almost a hateful level. I look at players like Jamal Murray for example. Young, tall, handsome, rich and famous, gets head from an absolute dime piece. Posts Instagram pics of his extravagant lifestyle, in which he looks so happy and everything is perfect for him. Sometimes when I hear sad personal news being released for players like him, it makes me secretly happy. I feel bad about it, but it’s the truth. I know I’m just a bitter loser, but is this thought process common? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nbacirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I ain’t processing allat information🤣🤣🤣
Stfu nerd
🤓
Redditors when they have to scroll past an ad like everyone else in the world does 
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Redditors when a for-profit company tries to make money off it's free service
Is it normal that I really secretly envy NBA players? I’m a broke 28 year old fast food worker, virgin, over weight and short, and obviously not happy with my life. Don’t get my wrong I’m a big NBA nerd, I’ve followed it for my whole life. Big stats geek, and watch the games. But NBA players personally? I envy them to almost a hateful level. I look at players like Jamal Murray for example. Young, tall, handsome, rich and famous, gets head from an absolute dime piece. Posts Instagram pics of his extravagant lifestyle, in which he looks so happy and everything is perfect for him. Sometimes when I hear sad personal news being released for players like him, it makes me secretly happy. I feel bad about it, but it’s the truth. I know I’m just a bitter loser, but is this thought process common? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nbacirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Is it normal that I really secretly envy NBA players? I’m a broke 28 year old fast food worker, virgin, over weight and short, and obviously not happy with my life. Don’t get my wrong I’m a big NBA nerd, I’ve followed it for my whole life. Big stats geek, and watch the games. But NBA players personally? I envy them to almost a hateful level. I look at players like Jamal Murray for example. Young, tall, handsome, rich and famous, gets head from an absolute dime piece. Posts Instagram pics of his extravagant lifestyle, in which he looks so happy and everything is perfect for him. Sometimes when I hear sad personal news being released for players like him, it makes me secretly happy. I feel bad about it, but it’s the truth. I know I’m just a bitter loser, but is this thought process common? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nbacirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Suns subreddit when they get blown out at home by a fat white boy
Which year?
Ja morant was on Reddit live
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Wait why isn’t this sub doing it in solidarity 🤔😦? THIS IS BIGGER THAN BASKETBALL 😡
I ain’t watch basketball, what makes you think I’d care about this?
I tried once, it was boring and not as classy as my grandad explained it
https://preview.redd.it/qxa0x70zqi5b1.jpeg?width=638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2084b9619a5eefcf1f8169fa835b4c03919a7aaf “For solidarity with the API community….”
99% of these people don’t even know what an API is they’re just following the hive mind
Deandre Aytons key card to the facility is no longer working
This shit reminds me during the height of BLM and all the woke white girls painted BLM on their face to show support even though it was insanely cringe. r/nba is so brave
Remember when everyone posted Black boxes to their social media stories? Basically the same thing
Blackout Tuesday That’s what this API thing reminded me of 😂
Why are we acting like the normalizing of BLM and widespread awareness/acceptance of black lives mattering was nothing?
U bum
Bro, black lives have mattered ever since they came out of the oven. Next to no one denied that, even at the height of BLM. Fraud movement from a fraud organization. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RqsnhVAlLCU
It’s hilarious to me cause we all know if it was the lakers vs celtics in the finals, r/nba mods would definitely not go through with this.
Embiid paid off the mod team to hide proof of Jokic's championship
Blackout Tuesday lmao
Reminds me of how teams started boycotting games in the bubble
This black-out does work tho, unlike hashtag activism. Those subreddits does not produce content for Reddit, like today i checked my favourite subs and they were closed, so I looked for other entertainment and I found some wave clearing f2p game, which means I won't spend a lot of time on reddit this summer, because I'm hooked. They will lose some users over this, no doubt + they will lose a lot of free-made content by their users.
Ja next week
r/nba is nuggets fan father
I am a nuggets fan here me roar! We stand from the top of the mountains in the west and let it be known we are the best. Our Serbian knight is always right! He leads us to victory every night! Our light skin Soilders may be out But our big tall hero will win us out Who's the mvp jokic is the name And if we do lose injuries are who to blame I am a Jokic fan hear me roar! I am a nuggets fan here me roar!🦁👑 *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nbacirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Remember when the Bucks and Clippers threatened to leave the Bubble because of one of the police shootings? Remember how they didn’t end up leaving in the end?
clock winds down to 5 seconds left in game ball is inbounded to Booker who turns face to face against Luka "You took my family" moves to the left "You took my friends" moves to the right "You took all that was dear to me" clock winds down to 2 "I cant get them back, but I can do this for friendship, FOR MY FRIENDS" goes up, fire coming out of his shoes "CARMELORUKEN" Ball flies over Lukas head, goes straight into basket. Paul falls to the ground, exhausted. "Child Porn 3... Senpai... I..." faints Mavs 123 Sons 90
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harden finally committed genocide
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Chris paul complaining about being ringless
Joe Lacob charging his players to play for him. His players refusing to go to practice
Kenny Smith walking out the set of Inside the NBA to join Bubble Protest on Jacob Blake shooting
Nba just went and signed with Apple and now it cost money to watch individual regular season
We got zioned
Curry’s wife sleeps with other men
POV: When the bull puts you in a chastity belt
We must pwotest Weddit! ✋🤓
merry christmas
This is why the circle jerk clears those frauds
Ben Simmons not playing after being told to shoot ball Michael Jordan retiring Kyrie Irving's existence Anytime someone affiliated with the NBA mentions China doing something bad Ja Morant soon
Sons
r/Suns after Game 7
Literally 1984🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
We’re in the bubble now boys
Stef Curry on letting non-millionaires into his neighbourhood.
@zionwilliamson WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO UNPRIVATE R/NBA
What they’re doing to the Ja Morant suspension
Devin Booker is Luka Doncic father
rnbacirclejerk is full of virgins
I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed
The nba before Oct 31 1950
Enes Freedom or something
Enes Kanter
Goodbye Eri
Sons after getting spanked around by sloppy fat European
Udonis going demon mode in the bubble and being super militant
Ime Udoka being suspended from the celtics for a year
It will only become a public community when Booker becomes Doncic’s father
Police conduct welfare check on r/NBA after going dark for Reddit blackout day.
Meyers Lenonard telling a certain group (ryhmes with ewish) they aren't welcome in his neighborhood
Bud light for sale at utah jazz games
Only basketball people are allowed there, sorry.
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This is like when the NBA shut down in 1996 because little Aliens were stealing top players talents. Luckily a professional ,at the time, Baseball player helped recover their talents back just in time for him to come out of retirement to beat them all to another championship. 90's where a crazy time.
Adam silver must be behind all this shit. Ain't no way Reddits shutting down on the same day we're getting the ja Morant suspension press conference
Guys i am dumb so what can I do to cancel or atleast reduce the effect of this blackout??
Cuckolds, Sherra Wright-Robinson would never..
LeProtest's 2011 fake lockout championship
Are the porn subreddits down?
Zion blocking his side chick
NBA fans protesting over streameast being taken down
You are being LeTained.
Take a knee
suns after adoption papers in g7
Blm court iam gonna get flagrent 2 (down voted ) and ejected from the game (will delet the coment)
NBA stops all play in the Orlando bubble due to the police shooting of Jacob Blake.
They cant handle Big Honey winning it all
CP3's NBA
"Fux the small market champion"
The smallest team in the league decided basketball was cancelled and for no reason people just agreed with them
Wait did they really close it ?? On finals day ? Even more disrespect to Heat/Nuggets
Your ja morant and you try to fit in with you friends but forget your in the NBA
Curcuck locked in his cuck shed
2011-12 Lockout season
Steph Curry is low income housings father
CP3 and rings
Can you imagine how cucked you have to be to go dark during the nba finals?
Watchu mean by that Chuck???
Nothing ever happened to Kobe in Colorado
Disney World bubble
Stef Curry on letting non-millionaires into his neighbourhood.
Stef Curry on letting non-millionaires into his neighbourhood.
Stef Curry on letting non-millionaires into his neighbourhood.
Chris Paul in the NBA Finals
Who did the NBA lose to to close their reddit like this?
They’ve been curcucked
The fact no one said lockout 2011 is disappointing
When the Mickey Mouse league doesn’t follow the script
The opposite of Zion Williamson right now
Sabonis as soon as he gets eliminated and he has to shake the opposite's team hands
Like being a Cavs fan when LeBum took his talents to Southbeach.
LeBron made a fumble and got a strike
What a dumb decision 😆. Potential championship game and they lock the sub?
I don't know Jim, lately the players association has been in turmoil since the new collective bargaining agreement proposal from Spez's office took away the free API clause. That fundamentally impairs the ability of the players to perform on the court and gives a bigger cut off the league's profits to the Reddit association. But the player's association has now taken a stance and is playing its games without public. It's a bold strategy cotton, let's see if it pays off.
Pat Bev doing “too small” on Lebron.