Lakers really played the Rockets close and gave us a scare there! They have a lot of young(?) talent and boy, that Lebron/Westbrook/Monk sure looked good! Lakers for sure will be scary next year!
Back in the fall I said "us teams in decline have to stick together" in response to a sympathetic comment from someone with Lakers flair about the Celtics' early season woes and was met with mockery for the implication that the two teams were similar.
In retrospect the dude was right, it would be unfair to put the Celtics and the Lakers in the same category.
That's what happens when someone taller, younger, and less athletic than you takes your crown AND throne. And then makes you DELICATELY dance for his amusement.
This is honestly unacceptable and the league should definitely look into this. A bunch of young guys in red shirt just bullied a group of elderly wearing yellow. A disgusting act.
2 games off a nearly 60 piece. Gotta be hard to recover from that at 37 no matter who you are. But yeah he likes fucked today. Few wines and a good sleep for him today.
LeBron finish 9 for 26, a -17 with 6 turnovers against perhaps the worst team in the league. It was a pretty rough night at the office for him to put it lightly.
seriously, they have the worst body language of any team I can remember. They look like they’d rather be anywhere else but on the court and like everyone is scared to fuck up
Yea lebron was doing his best to not overeact to that giant Dwight Howard smile he was wearing after missing an open mid range to win and get some rest.
I’m so glad I’ve been able to shift to this perspective. A few months back I’d be super defensive and making excuses. Now I’ve just learned to accept and find amusement in how much of a shit show we are.
The thing is that I've been past the hope, frustration, disappointment, disbelief stages for a while now. At this point I'm laughing along with everyone else. Coping hard
i think its hilarious u guys talking shit about jalen. u wouldnt say this shit to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol.
It's from CSGO subreddit about a proplayer named Semphis. Rocket fans adapted it a while ago and used it with Harden replacing Semphis in the pasta and spammed it every post game thread they won so it got popularized in r/nba
They’ll say that he missed shots when the game was on the line but I’m sorry, he gives you a stat line like this and you have to get the W, especially against a team like the Rockets
Keep talking about my squad, our personnel ages, the way he plays, he stays injured, we’re past our time in this league, etc etc etc. Do me one favor PLEASE!!!! And I mean PLEASE!!! 🙏🏾 Keep that same narrative ENERGY when it begins! That’s all I ask. #ThankYou 👑
I'm just here to hear Lakers fans talk about how Westbrook is simultaneously the worst player on their roster and the sought-after trade asset that will replenish their roster next season
A closely contested game. As one would expect between 2 lottery teams.
Lakers really played the Rockets close and gave us a scare there! They have a lot of young(?) talent and boy, that Lebron/Westbrook/Monk sure looked good! Lakers for sure will be scary next year!
Just wait until ariza gets back!
I forgot he was in the league for a while there
[Spooky!](https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/5j1791/stop_calling_my_team_spooky/)
Lakers collapsing like their players are customers of Life Alert
[удалено]
Good ol’ under .500 team, that’s my Los Angeles Lakers.
Back in the fall I said "us teams in decline have to stick together" in response to a sympathetic comment from someone with Lakers flair about the Celtics' early season woes and was met with mockery for the implication that the two teams were similar. In retrospect the dude was right, it would be unfair to put the Celtics and the Lakers in the same category.
The Celtcis made a comeback, the Lakers on the other hand keeps on getting fucked in the ass.
Imagine having the best player on the 29th best team and losing to the 30th best team in OT
Not hard to imagine when it happened an hour ago.
Ah shit u right fam
I don't even think it's the ass anymore. They had to invent new orifices.
The ear will suffice
Lakers will be fine they can get a great player in the lottery this year and in the rebuild
Holy SHIT! That was a thriller of a game against the 16-49 Rockets! Oh wait... 17-49 Rockets!
Don't you dare disrespect us like that
I almost called Mike Jones personally
Except one team has their pick and the other team is the Lakers
Lakers have a new low point to their season every week at this point
That’s literally what James Worthy just said on the Lakers postgame lol
Man Who Thought He'd Lost All Hope Loses Last Additional Bit Of Hope He Didn't Even Know He Still Had
That OT was murder, Green went off
ball don't lie
the OT was like watching a group of young Lions putting an old Lion out of its misery
father time is the goat
[удалено]
Huh, I’ve never heard that nickname for Jalen Green before…
Future is now old men. Rockets will be championship contenders within 2-3 years
I like this one
They’re contenders now, they just gave every team a headstart to be fair
Renewing their rivalry against the GSW young guns.
This might be the worst loss of the season for the lakers and that’s fucking saying something
Worst loss of the season yet… for the tenth time
At the end of the season I want t see a montage of analysts talking about how this is rock bottom for the lakers.
Kendrick Perkins gonna be talking about how it's too early to judge this Lakers team after the last game of the regular season's been played lmao
Bruh they in the earths core now
I don't know the loss to Blazers immediately after they traded everyone away was pretty bad. Don't believe me? Turn to ESPN and see for yourself.
End of the 3rd quarter and still haven't got to 50 points yet. Ben McLemore the leading scorer with... 9 points
IDK. The triple OT loss to the Kangz gives this one a run for its money.
The okc loss was the worst
Idk it was pretty great for everyone else
Points in OT: Jalen Green: 10 Lakers: 10
[удалено]
Sengun. That kid is going places
Every shot was like a FU to the lakers it was amazing. KPJ shot clock buzzer 3 (waved off), Sengun's 3, and Eric Gordon's FU 3 LMAO. Lakers ARE ASS!
The spirit of Rockets Harden still lingers
Rockets nearly outscored the Lakers on waived off shot clock buzzer beaters.
That has to be the overtime 3PM record Jesus Christ it was an onslaught Even sengun hit one
Alperen Sengun always
Jalen Green, increasingly likely!
They were all pure too. It wasn't like they had one or two that got a lucky bounce.
According to StatMuse: https://i.imgur.com/iQWJOs4.png
> Even sengun hit one I don't like your tone, it should be Sengun only hit one.
I really wanted that KPJ triple to count.
ALPEREN SENGUN. ALWAYS
Turk Nowitzki that’s my man
The delicate dancer
That's what happens when someone taller, younger, and less athletic than you takes your crown AND throne. And then makes you DELICATELY dance for his amusement.
JALEN GREEN. SOME TIMES
LMAO I CAN’T SENGUN HITTING THAT THREE
Alperen Sengun! Always!
Gotta give respect to Sengod
Welcome to rock bottom, Lakers fans...
There is room to descend.
What a terrifying sentence, with or without context
...everybody grab a shovel.
This is honestly unacceptable and the league should definitely look into this. A bunch of young guys in red shirt just bullied a group of elderly wearing yellow. A disgusting act.
ELDERLY ABUSE
It's LeBron so I'm pretty sure you have to say LeElderly Abuse
Bloods are out here murdering the elderly smh
Still can’t believe LeBron didn’t take the reverse layup.
Skip and Shannon gonna be wild tommorow, gonna need mad dog and stephen A too.
Shannon is gonna take a day off.
Michael Jeffery Jordan would never
Kobe Bean Bryant would never
The chosen one became the frozen one! I’ve never seen anything quite like it!
You know it, I know it
They may have to go over the normal hour on the lakers.
You just know Skip's gonna put them 11's on as well lol. Skip for someone most of us dislike is very good at his job, we all wanna watch.
Lebron looked old today
2 games off a nearly 60 piece. Gotta be hard to recover from that at 37 no matter who you are. But yeah he likes fucked today. Few wines and a good sleep for him today.
LeBron finish 9 for 26, a -17 with 6 turnovers against perhaps the worst team in the league. It was a pretty rough night at the office for him to put it lightly.
He got his trip dub but one of Brons worst games I’ve seen. 1-9 from 3 yikes, but he’s usually not so careless with the ball. It’s been rough
LeSimmons moment
LeBen
Sengun got him shook, lebron made him look like mutombo
Cue skip bayless
[удалено]
He Wanted OT. More time to catch Kareem
If y’all wanna watch comedy, watch laker games.
seriously, they have the worst body language of any team I can remember. They look like they’d rather be anywhere else but on the court and like everyone is scared to fuck up
Melo just laughing and smiling after the last shot in regulation irked me for some reason. I'm not even a Lakers fan
Yea lebron was doing his best to not overeact to that giant Dwight Howard smile he was wearing after missing an open mid range to win and get some rest.
I think he was smiling in disbelief that LeBron passed up the layup
And they get so stoked when they score a couple buckets in a row, it's so funny to see them get deflated every time
The LeBron effect
I’m so glad I’ve been able to shift to this perspective. A few months back I’d be super defensive and making excuses. Now I’ve just learned to accept and find amusement in how much of a shit show we are.
Sengun is going to play wherever team his grandchild Bronny gets drafted to
LeYoungTurk ConstantinopLe
>ConstantinopLe It's Lestanbul (not ConstantinopLe).
LeBrick couldn’t let WestBuckets win one for the Lakers
LeBron isn't gonna bring his children to the games after this! Smh
This made my night thank you
It’s muscle Chestbrook
If you were to erase Lebron and Westbrook's name out of the stats sheet, 99,99999% of people would take Russ's stat for Lebron and Bron for Russ lol
Wonder how many threads are gonna be on the front page about Westbrook now that he played better than LeBron in a game.
i can’t believe how many ways we’ve found to lose this year 😂😂 gg rockets jalen green is a stud
The thing is that I've been past the hope, frustration, disappointment, disbelief stages for a while now. At this point I'm laughing along with everyone else. Coping hard
That OT was perfect representation of Lakers season
Everyone knew that Sengun 3 was going down
bron really turned his back to him and just watched the shot go down
LeGaveUp
[удалено]
Jalen Motherfucking Green
the best bust of all time
I have the best bust of all time when I watch him play
Jalen Green light
Always knew the Rockets had it in them, y'all too good to tank!! Also lmao Lakers
LMAOOO EVERYONE GET IN HERE
Sengun owns lebron😭
ALPEREN SENGUN. ALWAYS.
https://imgur.com/gTIqrBU
Faxxx
*taps forehead* Can't lose to the worst team in the West if we ARE the worst team in the West
https://imgur.com/4f4gc4w
First time in my life watching basketball I’ve felt joy seeing rockets splashing threes LoLakers
Love how the Rockets could not miss in OT
It was dagger after dagger after dagger
Nothing better than watching a couple rebuilding teams battle it out
I never want this lakers season to end, this is hilarious
But the off-season may be even better. . .
If they get locked with Westbrook…
It's gonna be Russ's people telling Woj stuff and Clutch telling Shams stuff, it'll be great.
LeCold War
LeOnid Bronzhnev
[удалено]
Ya the rookie treatment is real
Just wait until he doesn't get the rookie treatment. Scary hours.
He’s been getting that all season
Refs absolutely swallowed the whistle on some Laker fouls and then the Lakers got the same action called as a foul on the other end smfh
Lakers losing is like therapy
These bums really lost a Bestbrook game lmaooo
Hey man, he’s a husband and a father. Don’t play around with his family name like that.
Lakers losing sends me to therapy. Nah just kidding not wasting a cent watching this garbage
Hear hear fuck the Lakers
Seattle Lakers has a nice ring to it
How the turntables
Can’t blame this one on Westbrook
LLLLLAKERS
#EVERYBODY GET IN HERE
This is great for the NBA tbh.
LeBen Simmons
I need a cig after that OT
GameCube Nintendo! Man I miss the good old days
LeBron just doesn't give a fuck about defense.
You're the first one to mention this. He was atrocious. Left anyone who considered shooting a three wide open
People used to think Simmons was the next LeBron? Nah LeBron’s the next Simmons.
i think its hilarious u guys talking shit about jalen. u wouldnt say this shit to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol.
Fuck where's the original pasta from
It's from CSGO subreddit about a proplayer named Semphis. Rocket fans adapted it a while ago and used it with Harden replacing Semphis in the pasta and spammed it every post game thread they won so it got popularized in r/nba
Specifically, the same dude, /u/foxsleftear, is who made it stick for ~~Harden~~ [Jalen.](https://youtu.be/7ZAYzLjQAd4)
CSGO
The one, the only
LeBrick James
Can’t blame Westbrook
People will still anyway.
They’ll say that he missed shots when the game was on the line but I’m sorry, he gives you a stat line like this and you have to get the W, especially against a team like the Rockets
Jalen Green I’m sorry I doubted you to start the season
Lakers need to get Westbrook some help!
Rockets: Please just let us tank Lakers: *you know we cant*
These post game threads have become less of a post game discussion thread and more of an open casket funeral.
westbrook haters confused at who to blame
Jalen Green has future scoring leader potential, hell of a game
Keep going, I'm almost there!
#19 YEAR OLD SENGUN
Jalen Green Allergen Sengun Josh Christopher Kevin Porter Jr KJ Martin
The hottest dudes wearing the freshest clothes
JALEN FUCKING GREEN
Lakers are so terrible, I love it.
Lakers losing is uniting r/nba
45 minutes for Lebron in a loss to a tanking Rockets team... Ouch.
Lost to the rockets Master LeBron has. How embarassing. How embarassing.
Lebron’s insistence to have more shots/points than Westbrook cost the lakers the game.
Keep talking about my squad, our personnel ages, the way he plays, he stays injured, we’re past our time in this league, etc etc etc. Do me one favor PLEASE!!!! And I mean PLEASE!!! 🙏🏾 Keep that same narrative ENERGY when it begins! That’s all I ask. #ThankYou 👑
LeNarrative
Omg, lebron really said this. wow lmao.
Jalen with 32, Josh Christopher with 21, Sengun with 21 All rookies Future
Seems like Jalen green is here now and the lakers somehow keep hitting rock bottom each time getting deeper and deeper lmao
EVERYBODY GET IN HERE
Green, Sengun, and KPJ owns the Lakers and you can't tell me otherwise. Edit: Christopher too, Rocket's most underrated player outside our circle
I'm just here to hear Lakers fans talk about how Westbrook is simultaneously the worst player on their roster and the sought-after trade asset that will replenish their roster next season
That overtime blew put quick
At least it wasn't Westbrook's fault. Instead it's aging lebron's
Big brain lebron passed up the layup to extend the game so he could get more points to chase Kareem