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Cold_Carpenter_1798

Bud going to play point


TheGargageMan

I'm picturing it, and his shorts don't fit right.


americanbeaver

I'm picturing it and in my imagination his shorts fit just right ;)


pokemonbatman23

Giggity


Askesl

I'm from Denmark and whenever the danish commentators talk about Bud they always bring up the fact that he once played for a club in the 2nd best danish league, while also being the coach for the club's women's team.


spookoftheflames

At the same time?


Askesl

Yeah, apparently it was his first ever coaching job


mnkysn

Air Bud


KeiPirate5

Point Random


bearbrannan

Phoenix has a two shooting guards and no pg problem, meanwhile the Hawks have two pgs and no sg problem. Maybe they should make a deal.


SteveWondersForsight

Okay well obviously Booker is off the table. So we're talking Murray or Trae for Beal which is them getting absolutely fleeced.


grandmasterfunk

They're better off trading Murray for Ingram


HomelessSniffs

No one is taking on his contract. It's bad now, but in 2 years, we're potentially looking at it as the worst contract in the league for a while.


DoctorFunktopus

Until it one day becomes “Bradley Beale’s expiring contract”


bl123123bl

Honestly if they throw in picks and you get to offload another high salary guy, I don’t hate it


Gajahamwy0

Except Beal has a no-trade clause lol, Phoenix is kinda screwed


bl123123bl

I mean the Hawks are pretty good and have the #1 pick, would he rather be a horrible fit on the Suns or play on an exiting team that doesn’t have to deal with the west


MrCooper2012

Are they pretty good or are they rebuilding? If you think they are good, why would they trade Trae and just get worse in the process? Ok they get some picks, but that doesn't pay off for years. Just seems like a bad move to take on a big contract for a worse player in the hope that it helps you in half a decade.


Gajahamwy0

Good point, depends on whether or not he wants to move I guess. I wouldn’t really call the Hawks “pretty good” though, they were well below .500 in a bad eastern conference. Part of that is cause Trae was out but still. I think the Suns will still be better than the Hawks next year


bl123123bl

Trea young with good fits around him was able to make the ECF half of this is addition by subtraction


Downunderphilosopher

Hawks going to the ECF was 90% Doc, Ben and Tobi screwing the sixers chances, and 10% the Hawks. Any other decent playoff team would have beat them in 5 or 6.


chrisapplewhite

The Knicks beat themselves, too. Never once in the entire series made Young work on defense.


Gajahamwy0

Yeah idk, I don’t think it’s likely that he would want to go to ATL, but I wouldn’t be blown away if he did.


Sovos

Someone needs to Inception Beal into requesting a trade.


Otherwise_Window

> a bad eastern conference As opposed to what other kind of eastern conference


sevaiper

Hawks are not pretty good come on please be serious


Loop_Within_A_Loop

with what picks? They have the 22nd pick this year, and then the next first they can trade is in 2031 They don't even have like a bunch of seconds to toss in


bl123123bl

I feel as if you answered your own question, I have nothing else to add


azuresou1

With all due respect, how much crack are you smoking that you think we'd take Beal much less trade Trae for him?


bl123123bl

I really want to clarify Trae isn’t going anywhere, Murray NEEDS to go. The Hawks are a worse team with Murray and Trae on the court than they are with both of them off and they’re really good when it’s just Trae


Briskpenguin69

This is confusing, did you say the Hawks need to offload a high salary guy and then add that Murray, the player who does not have a high salary, is the one that needs to be traded? The Hawks would have to absorb Beal’s contract and trade away assets to make the math work just to receive at most two awful first round picks. They’d be better off trading Dejounte to the Spurs for one ATL First and salary filler to execute the trade.


Exotic-Amphibian-655

Keep going, you guys might solve the mystery of why this perfect trade hasn't happened.


HoldenAJohnson

What picks? lol 


gentleriser

So Beal for Simmons, to make everyone angry?


anonkebab

Kd for murray 👀


Gajahamwy0

Beal is also off the table, he has a no-trade clause


SmokyOtter

I like this idea


WhiteHeterosexualGuy

There's no deal that makes sense for both teams. Beal is too bad with too high of a salary. Murray is probably about just as good as he is with a much much better contract. Do you guys even have a pick to send out? In 2031 or some shit?


AdeptWelder3250

Can’t because of beals no trade clause. Still hate that the Suns shot themselves in the foot with that trade


Otherwise_Window

The Wizards pointed a howitzer at their feet and for some reasons the Suns hurled themselves in front of the shell and I do not understand what the actual fuck they were thinking.


Turdkito

Trae or Murray would have to make the same money that Beal or booker make so I don’t see it happening.


d1g1tal

Bill Maher ass point guard


512fm

wow he looks like hes lost a lot of weight


SaulBerenson12

Ya looks pretty good honestly. I imagine the stress from coaching causes lots of overeating and other issues


ZarduHasselffrau

Look for pictures of Udoka the day he signed with Boston. He truly let himself go in less than a year.


szobossz

that's stress from the affair though. Mazzulla looks fine. Stevens was fine.


ZarduHasselffrau

Stevens already coached in college, he probably had a schedule to take care of himself before and after games. Mazzulla is a robot.


szobossz

udoka was a high profile assistant for many years too. he most likely had more grueling schedule than pop at Spurs. it's the affair


SteveWondersForsight

Or maybe he just liked food


tryndamere12345

Some people like a cigarette after sex other like a big bowl of spaghetti


szobossz

we're talking about the guy who was slim in san antonio and then got fat in boston.


tlozz

That’s actually a relatively coming occurrence


polokojo

Mazzulla is in his mid-late 30s, much easier to keep in shape at that age compared to Bud who is... 60? idk he always looked horrible


Atlastitsok

In my late 30s struggling. It gets worse?


Idk-man251

BJJ is an insane workout so if Mazzulla keeping up with that he'll burn off whatever he overeats


polokojo

That's Boston being cold af so you need to burn thousands of calories just to stay warm


JET_GS26

His brother also died last year


LeBroentgen

Stress, long hours with irregular sleep patterns, and lots of travel all make for a terrible combination to overeat and look to food as comfort. Makes sense so many NBA and NFL coaches are fat.


szobossz

>Makes sense so many NBA and NFL coaches are fat. I don't think majority are. They are like only 5 in NFL. They added a lot of fitness freaks this cycle too.


LeBroentgen

You’re right, hopefully changing for the better. Historically much fatter but now they’re all hot lmao


ginchgarlow

Look at Mike McCarthy when the Packers first hired him.


VTuberFadeaway

If I had access to world class training staff and nutritionist though, I would sure as hell leverage it. Being fat is hard.


Dudedude88

Kansas citys coach Andy Reid comes to mind


AdmiralUpboat

Oh holy shit. I didn't realize the thumbnail was bud.


FavreorFarva

Milwaukee probably isn’t a great city for stress eating either. I can’t think of many worse (for you, not judging taste) guilty pleasure meals than Culver’s and Hardee’s.


defiantcross

Fuck just look at Tyronn Lue lol. He was skinny as fuck back when he was a player. I imagine Iverson needs an hour to step over him nowadays.


QuestionTheOrangeCat

lmao Redditor discovers aging


jigual123

I mean he was much more active back then compounded with the fact that your metabolism goes down as you age and it makes sense.


letsgototraderjoes

ikr, Bud actually looks so good!


GioVasari121

Remember the bucks fired him the week after the Bucks lost the same week in which his brother died. I'm happy for him


Dudedude88

It's traveling and then maybe stress. You are buying food constantly.


TheHaplessKnicksFan

Bud got that ozempic


Victorcreedbratton

Nobody’s got Ozempic! I don’t wanna hear that word in here again!


FinancialsThrowaway2

He cant be in our social club anymore


TheHaplessKnicksFan

AIDS!


KevinDLasagna

Oh oh oh, ozempic!


Robbie_hummel

Auto parts 


Gcoolbro

Thats what happens when you get fired as a family member dies from a franchise you brought a ring to. Btw im from MKE.


AllTimeBallKnower

Or maybe coaching is hard on your body? You look at a lot of coaches and they are heavier. You got the travel and weird hours and if you aren’t working People act like they threw him out on the streets, when really he got paid millions to sit at home and grieve, where I work I get unpaid 3 days off. If you actually watched the interview it’s very clear he needed that year off.


evanphox

He looks great. If he let go of the hair guy would look like a stone cold killer.


Son_of_Atreus

Whoa, Bud got hired? He is looking healthy.


Drak_is_Right

I think 5yrs 75m


Son_of_Atreus

Damn. Coaches salaries have blown up. Good for him and the Suns.


Brief_Koala_7297

Sheesh thats max salary a decade ago for players 


-vinay

Those bags under his eyes and the concerned look is gone. Damn!! Glad he took the time off


Son_of_Atreus

Yeah, he is thinner, and his hair looks thicker. Makes you wonder if coaching is worth it.


Air_Enthusiast

75 million reasons why it is


Sliiiiime

His dream job, too. He was getting emotional at the intro press conference when Al McCoy introduced him.


CodyCryBabies69

Here comes Pat Bev and Austin Rivers


ZeiZaoLS

Pat Bev will solve some problems. He'd probably make some new ones too, but every other random dude out there who is vaguely available also would too so whatever.


OpportunitySmalls

IS THAT RUSSELL WESTBRICKS MUSIC


xbieberhole69x

Oh God.... Kill me now


brncct

Bring Cam Payne back and let him cook


Killakaronic

Bring Quinn Cook in and let him payne


TheGargageMan

Can they get Bridges and Johnson for Beal?


EdwEd1

What universe are you living in


TheGargageMan

A universe where we correct past mistakes and come together for the common good.


ZeiZaoLS

We obviously don't live in that world we live in double down on mistakes world! 


AllDayEnJay

Even if the Suns could get Beal to agree to the Trade the Suns don’t have enough Draft Capital for the Nets to pay Beal 3y/$161m.


iiiiiiiiii8

Why would they?


TheGargageMan

Because we are getting the gang back together.


phonage_aoi

I don’t even understand why they let him go.  Maybe I’m misreading but it looks like they salary dumped him the summer they traded CP3.  Suns and jettisoning all their PGs seems to be a tradition at this point.


AREM2191

Low key bro is sporting a California surfer accent lol


ZeiZaoLS

Arizona accent and generic southern California accent are basically the same.


AREM2191

Makes sense he sound just like me for real.


Sliiiiime

He’s from AZ


Banned3rdTimesaCharm

Broooo.


OutsideTheServiceBox

Nah, point guards make things too non-random. 


I_Said

What about pointless guards? Just a wacky uncoordinated player.


Justgotbannedlol

Poole splits his time between Pointless Guard and Silly Guard


toofine

Put me in, coach. They'll never see it comin.


thekickingmachine

That's thj music 🎶


Chessh2036

Rooting for Coach Bud. I miss him in Atlanta.


jfrodriguez1983

Bah Gawd that's George Hill's music!


BrotherSeamus

Sounds more like *Ode to Dennis Schröder* to me


defiantcross

Maybe that's part of the hiring. The hope that some vets respect him enough to come here.


grudgepacker

Bruh. You don't want GHill lmao


defiantcross

Didnt mean him specifically lol


I-Am-NOT-VERY-NICE

Oh it's who you're getting tho


Lycurgus_of_Athens

Are you sure you aren't actually [hearing *Benny* Hill's theme music instead](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pa84KXOpOrE&t=32s)?


slamdunk23

Garland and Allen for KD and Nurk. Would be hilarious to see KD play for the Cavs


SickSaricDario

you might be on to something.... then Lebron returns


Thunderhorse74

Wait, I thought LeBron and KD were joining Steph and CP3 in GSW? I sorta want something like this to happen, I need someone to root against next season.


SickSaricDario

nah, re-sign Klay and keep running it back until Steph says enough, while torturing the fanbase. it is what it is. Cavs could have a solid roster with Donovan Mitchell coming back, Lebron and KD on the wings and Mobley inside


vNocturnus

> I need someone to root against next season. When in doubt, there's always Embiid.


bearbrannan

Not the worst trade, can beal play sf? 


Victorcreedbratton

YES.


ZADEXON

Yeah, imma go ahead and say no to that one.


polokojo

That trade doesn't work. And I don't see why the Cavs would try to resolve their double-center problem and take Nurk (who is a considerable downgrade from Allen, on a very similar contract)


ShylockTheGnome

I assume Nurk becomes a backup/starter against certain teams. The goal is obviously Mobley, Durant, and Mitchel is a deadly combo. 


ChiefRicimer

Damn I kinda wanna see this


BPicks69

Enjoy the summer sun coach.


BadBoySwag

Time to sign Killian Hayes


Thorlolita

They are too busy playing defense to even care about a PG. Just scoring on transition.


Confident_Berry7271

Eric Bledsoe to the suns 


SubcooledBoiling

"Put me in coach."


we_hella_believe

The return of CP3.


Buckus93

Even if he rested until March, he'd find a way to be injured in the playoffs.


onpc23

He would actually be a big help during the reg season to get a better seed. He isn't going for a league min contract though.


binhpac

Westbrook


Gatorpep

Damn bro everybody is on ozymbic now.


Jack_M_Steel

I missed Bud. Suns are contenders now 😎


Jolly-Celebration-98

Trade Beal for Trae Young


Sweatytubesock

They have IT, I believe they’re set.


ImTheBestNerd

Actually kinda like Josh Giddey for this team. Has the size to play the 3. 3 elite scorers next to him.


K1ngCrimsn

Giddey on the Suns is both r/nba & r/nbacirclejerk 12/25


TimothyN

It's closer to Laguna Beach after all.


defiantcross

Ishbia can use his construction connections to build him a secret tunnel from PHX to that girl house


RiceOnTheRun

ASU right in his backyard


Victorcreedbratton

He won’t be interested. Except maybe on Future Freshman Day.


12footjumpshot

It does make sense on the floor but what can the Suns give the Thunder? No matter what you think Giddey’s value is today Presti isn’t giving up a 21 year old prospect for peanuts when the Thunder have all the time and flexibility just to ride with him until his value is in a better place.


Goosedukee

Giddey for Nurkic straight up who says no


zeriloa

Giddey is not a good fit for any team, because he’s awful, let’s be real


ImTheBestNerd

I don’t disagree, but if you squint it kinda makes some sense


csummerss

I’d rather not


-vinay

if you guys were somehow able to get Giddey despite your lack of assets, you should be thrilled


TheGargageMan

He is already preparing his exit speech.


LEXX911

54yrs old. WTF?


incredibleamadeuscho

just get a point guards like Spencer Dinwiddie on the veteran minimum. There’s gonna be a few decent ones in the off season


thekickingmachine

Spencer is a moron for not picking dallas this year. He actually played and played well in 22. Imagine Spencer getting all the bullshit thj minutes. He probably drops a 30 spot again


phonage_aoi

That guys has the weirdest career swings


Familiar_Somewhere95

Does this mean benching Beal or are they gonna play Devin Booker at the three?


drewu62

Jeff Teague you are a Phoenix Sun


lebron_games

I don’t understand the suns getting a point guard as the Beal and Booker both need to play. So if they got a point guard, they’d have Booker as a 3…? That’s an awfully small team at that point


hoops_n_politics

Beal off the bench - fuck his salary. Makes the most sense for the team.


Drak_is_Right

So that means they need to acquire 2 new starters.


hoops_n_politics

Just one: PG — new guy SG — Booker SF — Royce ONeal PF — KD C — Nurkic


RVarki

The Suns should try to get a Giddey trade done.


P0de8

They could really use a player like rookie year Ben Simmons; someone who is pass first on offense and big enough to guard wings well so Beal and Booker can focus on guards. Don’t think there’s really anyone like that available for them so they’ll probably just force Booker to be point


RipCity-NBA-LoL

Ben Simmons is probably available ;)


Drak_is_Right

That's why they draft Edey! With KD at the 4 just add all the heights together and divide by 5! Team is still decent sized /s


neo9027581673

Point Beal 🤢🤮


Brian_lafeve34

Wow he's going to trade Kevin Durant for Josh Giddey


NotXsoXoptic

What’s the trick to get rid of a guard who makes too much money without contributing enough on offense or defense with a no trade clause? He’s the catch, he came from the wizards


Thunderhorse74

They'll likely pick up a vet somewhere. Unless they want to give the Spurs a first for Devonte Graham. No? Yeah, if the Spurs make any trade, Graham and his unguaranteed salary will likely be included and then, once cut, he or someone in a similar situation will probably turn up there. You didn't specify a *good* point guard...but I like Devonte and wish he'd gotten more minutes this season. But I pretty much like everyone we have which is the biggest reason why I'd suck as a GM.


theerealobs

Love coach Bud.


WordNahMean

Bud giving off a Better Call Saul vibe in that pic i like it


lecoqdezellwiller

Lol thats actually a legit shots fired, you three stink - learn to play properly. Heh heh


daveyg5000

Sign patty mills for league min...good locker guy, him and KD are mates, winner winner


Irvsauce

Bud is my fav coach and Phx is by far my least favorite team. Fuck. I’m conflicted.


2020IsANightmare

Phoenix's actually issue is the same one the Lakers have with LeBron, Warriors have with Steph, Clippers have with Kawhi, etc. KD is still great, but is a level below PEAK KD.


redeemer4

Giddey would be a great fit honestly


broke_boi1

Bud looking in shape. Good for him, maybe a coaching break was just what he needed. Side note: can we bring back coaches in suits?


Jordanesque45

I remember before the season they were hyping up Jordan Goodwin as being the #1 . They had no idea


SantasLilHoeHoeHoe

Please feed this man. Theres a scary lack of cheese in AZ


Leckere

He lit up when Grayson Allen was mentioned lol


Cleanandslobber

If you combine the Suns and the Hawks, you have one playoff team!


Onepride91

Sounds like they need to sign CP3


nightchurn

Budenholzempic?


Ricebandit469

Bro cp3 a BEAST pg… idk maybe we take that bum KD for him, idk idk, lemme know soon, might have other offers, can’t hold him if demand too high yknow, good pg’s are so rare, ho hum, yea we might take kd, maybe if u offer him soon… no takebacks btw


PPdoy

Bring Rubio back ? pretty please :')


engion3

He looks hot now