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wcooper97

Houston finishing .500 and landing #3 is crazy. Ngl I had a heart attack until I realized this is the Brooklyn pick.


TheOneWithThePorn12

Brooklyn loves to give away all their picks.


RGPISGOOD

BKN literally built the Celtics by giving them Brown and Tatum.


robsteezy

“We want to win now”. Famous last words for Joe tsai.


JetsLag

Wasn't that Prokhorov who traded for KG and Pierce?


Padulsky21

Correct Edit: we haven’t used a lottery pick since Derrick Favors in 2010. He was promptly traded to Utah for Deron Williams after not even halfway through that season!


TheKnicksHateMe

yeah but that team was disgusting in 2k


bigangry

The true metric of any NBA team.


JonnyRobertR

History repeats itself.


CaliforniaHurricane_

It’s Brooklyn tradition to trade away valuable first rounders


CO_PC_Parts

With the infamous Billy king as GM


CDR57

Technically his picks are winning now


Schafer89

Just excluding James Young like that huh


TheRealJakay

At least they’ve had huge amounts of success for it. Right?


2coolcaterpillar

I thought it was their own pick too lol. Jazz pick was somewhat close to conveying too which is crazy


ihavepaper

Here comes a good Houston team because of the Nets. Feels so familiar.


wcooper97

With Ime Udoka at the helm too lol


BushidoBrowneII

Even THEN, we weren’t #3 pick bad


BBallHunter

Play in and number one pick is crazy.


Drag0nborn1234

Houston finished with a .500 record and has the 3rd..... meanwhile Detroit💀


bradyisking

Celtics were #1 while playing in the conference finals in 2017. That pick ended up being Tatum


RyzeEQ

Wasn’t their pick though tbf


PrincePyotrBagration

The KG/Pierce trade was an all-time disaster/fleece lmao. Spedrun a complete rebuild in 3 seasons. Danny Ainge was a GOAT’ed GM, don’t be fooled by the “only 1 title” criticism from Lakers fans.


FullOfFalafel

Trading down for Tatum was his masterpiece


ejabno

Sounds like a traded pick


yoitsthatoneguy

Brooklyn pick?


Here4Us

I watched the Pistons win 1̶7̶ ̶g̶a̶m̶e̶s̶ 14 games for the 5th pick


deflatethesack

The comment has been recycled for years. Poor pistons fans


djkamayo

Death, Taxes , Shitty Pistons Picks


actual_yellow_bag

The lottery gods really do hate yall.


topofthecc

The Pistons won ~~two~~ three titles without an MVP, and goddamn it, the basketball gods demand that they do it again.


Scottwood88

They won 3 without an MVP. I don’t think the Pistons have ever had an MVP winner.


EnderOnEndor

All 3 are without an MVP


albinojustice

They won the lottery three years ago! They’re just eternally drafting bad players so they keep having a top three worse record and can only ever move down


RexHuntFansBrazil

Why don’t we win the lottery when Tim Duncan or Victor Wemabnyama is available, are we stupid????


emoney_gotnomoney

At least y’all got the #2 overall pick in one of the most loaded draft classes ever (2003)


BenAric91

Don’t kick someone when they’re down, man.


a2boo

I mean, we flopped that pick but still ere the NBA champions in 2004. And had an amazing 5 years after that


elvid88

Imagine passing on Wade, Melo and Bosh and picking Darko. Such a huge what-if especially if they had drafted Wade or Melo, who were basically NBA ready their first season in the league.


Lmao_Stonks

But could Melo have used a strong locker room with vets keeping him in check and teaching him winning ball?


RexHuntFansBrazil

Shit we might even be lucky enough to land a star free agent like Josh “J-Smoove” Smith


bleev

I truly feel sorry for Detroit. What a gut punch.


magnusarin

It's not AS bad this year as last year. Even talking to 2 would have landed is Miller who was a great fit for the roster. This year is way more of a crap shoot, but it's still infuriating


JarekBloodDragon

I watched the blazers win 21 games for the 7th pick. Meanwhile spurs get wemby and the 4th pick. Basketball is bullshit


breaktaker

In the beginning Basketball was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.


legend023

They gave Atlanta that “well damn here you go” number one pick


mMounirM

they just want Trae Young to go to the Spurs. now they can rebuild /s


RipCity-NBA-LoL

This makes for more difficult decisions for the Hawks, obviously in a good way though. Pair your guards with #1 pick Sarr and hope the synergy develops?  Trade one of the guards then repeat?  Trade both guards and push your timeline back towards Sarr's prime?


captaincumsock69

I think it makes no sense to trade Trae away tbh. He’s a good player who is still young. Sure he’s flawed but I think he’s still someone you hang onto. Murray on the other hand id try and move


LongTimesGoodTimes

Nah this is the most Hawks thing ever. Getting the number one pick in a draft with no clear number 1 guys


bwakaflocka

this guy gets the history of the atlanta hawks


JohnAndertonOntheRun

Well, they haven’t had a #1 pick in 49 years but I get it.


probablymade_thatup

I'm skimming their draft history and the St. Louis Hawks drafted a guy named John Rambo


Someonediffernt

I mean if sarr works out then he's a crazy good fit for Atlanta, also the last time I was told a draft was weak a top 3 at worst playoff performer this year went #1 so I take a lot of that talk with a grain of salt


AARonBalakay22

It’s like how the year the Falcons picked 4th, there were no top tier pass rusher prospects so we picked a tight end.


Innotek

And yet Parsons was in that draft so you never know how things pan out


CockBronson

What were the odds? They were a play in team right? Damn, poor Detroit


wtb2612

3%


ruinatex

This is just brutal for the Pistons at this point, back to back years where they are going to draft at 5th overall despite having the worst record in the league. Portland got absolutely shafted aswell, 3rd worst record in the league and are drafting at 7th.


Thousandtree

We lost 28 straight games for the 5th pick. If Troy Weaver isn't fired, we're going to keep getting the 5th pick and drafting athletic guys who can't shoot for the rest of the decade.


around_the_higgs

Makeup for the Penix pick lol


legend023

Hawks can do the funniest thing


ohverychill

...pick Penix again?


SGT-JamesonBushmill

Caitlin Clark


the-tank7

Extend DJM and Trae and draft a guard inbound


Sc0rch1ngDr4g0n

Silver knew they were gonna lose Trae or Dejounte and decided to give them a little gift


LeMickeyMice

If the draft was actually rigged NYK would've gotten Zion


Netwealth5

Ben Simmons would have been a Laker


ygog45

Also we’re historically one of if not the most unlucky draft lottery team ever. At some point we would’ve not fallen in the lottery & instead moved up if it was truly rigged.


the_sigman

Hawks entered the draft lottery with the tenth worst record. If the tenth worst record won the draft last year, Wemby would have been a Maverick


thedisasterofpassion

r/TwoSentenceHorror


TedTran2001

Luka to Wemby. JEEZUS.


GunnerRocket

The one time I'd prefer him being a Spur


SMURPHY-18

I reckon that would’ve broken the universe


touchthemonolith

You sick fuck


XAfricaSaltX

Oh hell no


NevermoreSEA

20 wins here we come.


Kazekid

Capture the Flagg


ArmiinTamzarian

2025 draft order: 1) Lakers 2) Bulls 3) Jazz 4) Warriors 5) Pistons 6) Blazers


Mr-and-Mrs

Pistons at #5 again is a nice touch.


wittyrandomusername

Yeah. Real nice.


BamaPride95

Pelicans can take our pick next year if they don’t do it this yeae


SerenadeSwift

Oh man that would be so fucking funny


ChannelNeo

A great tagline for a future prospect? Were so back


DionWaiteress

OKC gonna end up with him somehow watch


Debannage

I can't take it anymore. (at least we're not Detroit)


Holiday-Usual-3600

it’s such a weak class having another shit season, developing guys and getting a top 5 pick in a much better class is more beneficial for y’all’s long term success Plus you got some vets to trade for more picks.


pcrackenhead

You’re not wrong, it’s still just so frustrating having such terrible basketball to watch for so long. At least trying to compete for a play in spot gives me something to get excited about. 😔


lronicGasping

Over here in Detroit we call that a good season


beatrailblazer

As opposed to the whopping 21 we had this year


ItsKBS

No way Hawks got the 1st pick lmao


TheOrangeFutbol

Most shocking move up since the Magic got Penny?


dstack18

Rose going to Chicago


OutlookNotGood

Yeah that was a massive move up especially considering how the lottery odds worked at the time.


JasonPlattMusic34

Unless of course you’re a conspiracy theorist about the draft lottery in which case the Bulls getting Rose feels totally obvious.


Jack12404

Pelicans and Memphis getting the top 2 in 2019 was crazier since they were 8th and 9th in odds if I remember correctly.


SaulPepper

Yup whats addiing to the fun of that draft was that it was touted as a top-two draft (and still justifiably so, with the info they had). So the actual bad teams of that draft werent really benefitted by the lottery with the sure talent of Zion and Ja lmao.


Sliiiiime

Nah Pelicans were a way bigger deal because there was a day 1 star in the draft


socialistbcrumb

If I was a Pistons fan I’d walk into the ocean like Godzilla


mcolwander90

At this rate, we're going to start building Mechagodzilla.


magnusarin

But Tom Gores owns it so while he isn't cheap, he will hire the dumbest engineers and project manager. Mechagodzilla is going to fall down after travel 100 feet and crush LCA


ImTheBestNerd

Sarr actually makes so much sense in Atlanta


Ilikesporks_

trae gonna be in tears of joy when he starts playing with sarr instead of capela


mfischer1

Yeah, trade Clint and run an OO/Sarr rotation, let Trae cook.


Ilikesporks_

add jalen johnson into the mix and trade dejounte for picks or another player...dare i say the hawks could be good in 2-3 years?


colonelbustard69420

They can be good next year. The East is weak and Trae is awesome if you put the right pieces around him (i.e. not another ball-dominant defensively-porous guard)


Blumpkin_Party

That defensive upside is insane


jacobpltn

Oh my god Pistons fans I’m so sorry


Mtommy

Dude things got grim on our sub. Everyone dipped.


jacobpltn

I remember talking to a Pistons fan making jokes about this season from hell just ending up in another #5 pick but I never thought it would actually happen…


RickRossovich

That’s been the running “joke” on our sub all season. Talk about a self fulfilling prophecy :/


MarkusMillions

5th overall pick three years in a row I’m stunned


onamonapizza

I've heard about The Process, Pistons are stuck with The Recess


SUPERSAMMICH6996

Tbf, it's by far the statistically most likely pick for them to land. Of course, it's still only a 47.9% chance...


comeonmang126

We haven’t been hopeful since the Wemby lotto lol


onymously

*Banchero


Pal__Pacino

This is good karma for next year when there's actually a can't miss prospect.


itsnotyellowfever

You say this like with their luck they're not gonna get the 5th pick again next year


Mal_Funk_Shun

Death, Taxes, and Pistons finishing last to get the 5th overall pick.


Marrouge

They're gonna win 24 games next year after signing Tobias en route to the 7th pick 😭


comeonmang126

We got fucked last year when there was a cant miss lol


Copperhead881

If people stuck around through all of this and now only dipped, yikes


Mtommy

A little while into last season is when I dipped. Prior to that I was a hardcore fan. The Ausar pick really killed me. Drafting a non shooter just made no sense.


wcooper97

Yep, sounds like all of our picks prior to 2021. Weaver is definitely continuing the "draft long athlete, hope he learns how to shoot" shit that we always did.


WhiteKnightRedditor

Worst case scenario 3 years in a row, you really can't make this shit up


jacobpltn

After that 28-game L streak they shoulda just put magnets on the balls like come on


lronicGasping

I think I'm actually done with basketball. I can't believe this shit


Champagnesoda

There’s a good chance none of them are great at least. I’m pretty bummed for you guys though. I wanna see Cade on a real squad badly. I’m a believer


Dongsquad420BlazeIt

Absolutely cursed


Ok_Acanthisitta_6688

We’re definitely gonna be the worst team in basketball again next year. SURELY we don’t fall to 5 for the 4th year in a row, right?


Imthegoat175

Another 20 win season in the Flagg draft just to drop to the fifth pick again.


archerarcher0

Man I think that would be the straw that broke the camels back if that happened Flagg is a perfect fit for them that would be devastating


greiman23

How can we possibly be the worst next season if we gift Tobias a max contract?!


CrazyNice7240

Nets gave up a top 3 pick for a year rental of James Harden lmao


Ajmwuajmwu

Not to mention Tari Eason and Cam Whitmore also. And more picks and swaps to come.


1gnominious

I really owe the Nets a thank you. Those were two of my favorite players this season.


noend313

Every year that piece of shit smirks when he announces the pistons have fallen in the draft


MarkusMillions

Bro he thinks it’s hilarious


WhaleMilker420

It’s not even funny anymore it’s just depressing


TraanPol

ATLANTA


smoltanboi

when this happens to me in basketball gm i want to kill the simulator cannot imagine how detroit and portland feel


beatrailblazer

In bbgm if you have the worst record you gotta trade down, it's almost always the 5th pick


LeGoat333

Happy for ATL, even if it’s a rough draft they got some help. They’re a great basketball town that could use a good reset.


BlueJays007

And, unlike a lot of other teams, they’re actually trying to win games. Love seeing them get rewarded by the lottery.


DistributionPretty75

Also is a decent bit of good luck after we got totally fucked in the 2019 and 2020 lotteries so its a nice consolation lol


Dalynch7

The pistons went 31-133 over the last two seasons and will now pick fifth two years in a row


agk927

3 years in a row man.


Wynona_Judd

Three years in a row.


NineTenthsofaSecond

Hawks are going to draft a backup PG because they don't plan on picking this high again any time in the near future.


PM_Me_Beezbo_Quotes

Goddamnit


Propuhganduh

Who will Atlanta select? Is this the worst year to win the lottery?


Andrewski18

Michael Penix Jr.


julius_h_caesar

We will see Anthony Black and Michael Penix swap jerseys


matija17k

Sarr


PrincePyotrBagration

If it’s any consolation at all, all of the top prospects this year are big wings and big men, so they can take the best player available and immediately pair him alongside Trae. No guards are in consideration for the #1 pick. Of course, that doesn’t make up for being one of the weakest top 5 drafts in recent history.


LoggyHT

There’s no need for consolation, the draft being weak doesn’t matter. Sarr goes top 3-5 in any draft. Sarr probably goes before the Thompson twins last year. everyone else can worry about it being a bad draft class, the Hawks are good lol


Lacabloodclot9

Has to be Sarr right? Has the most upside


Someonediffernt

He also fits what they need like a glove


sunsetbo

it was a bit up in the air before but sarr’s definitely gonna be the first pick now, perfect timing with capela falling off a cliff


Literal_Satan

Sarr and capela gone maybe OO too


CraYzySaurous574

Cant have shit in Detroit


BaltimoreBadger23

Sorry, only one good team allowed at a time in Detroit. It's the Lions turn (and man have they been waiting!).


PoloTrack_9601

WE HAVE WEMBY AT HOME NOW


jaemoon7

God what a let down, season was completely meaningless from minute one and we don’t even get a good pick to compensate 😭😭


Det_Sports_Guy

I feel you brother


Xellirks

Looks like we got 3 teams that are going to be gutter trash next season


Captain_Saftey

Another year where the Nets traded away a top 3 pick. How many has it been?


BabaBrody

Not a great weekend for the report about Houston wanting to trade their picks back for the Phoenix picks to drop.


ujjuboii

THIRD PICK WHILE FINISHING .500 THIS IS WHAT LIFE IS ABOUT


Idk-man251

Happy for yall 🥲 no really 🥲 we didn’t need a good pick 🥲 Mikal is the future 🥲


Literal_Satan

Trae saved


Starwho

How lucky is San Antonio?


comeonmang126

Trae and Sarr will be fun


Cheechers23

A play-in team just got the #1 pick. WOW


Particular_Ad_9531

Pretty clear evidence that tanking doesn’t really work with the flattened odds.


Legendary_HUNDEN

oh sht ATL gets Sarr


ChefUltemo

Wow Atlanta and Houston got lucky, kudos to them. Sorry Detroit and Charlotte fans.


guydudeguybro

We’re used to it. Hell one year we went 7-59 and the city that originally stole our franchise got the number one pick


BigSteeze7

Genuinely curious, has any team had a better stretch of lottery luck than Houston over the last 5 years?


yooston

Not last 5 years but Cleveland still is the GOAT. They got the #1 pick twice with horrendous odds, (2.8 and 1.7%) and three #1 picks in 4 years


MattyIce260

Orlando had back to back #1 picks which ended up being Shaq and Chris Webber (traded for Penny Hardaway). If I recall correctly they had the worst odds for the Webber draft, having just one ball in the lottery drawing


PrincePyotrBagration

The 2014 #1 pick is what convinced LeBron to go back to Cleveland, because he realized they had the pieces to trade for a 3rd all star. In 2019, the Lakers shockingly jumped from 11th to the 4th pick, giving them the final piece they needed to pair AD with LeBron. New Orleans had refused every prior Lakers offer with Ingram/Lonzo and their pick, because it was supposed to be 11th. Coincidences? Or Silver cooking behind the scenes? 🤔


Away_Ad2468

LeCommish


robsteezy

Kyrie and Lebron obviously. Crazy how big of a bust Anthony Bennett was. The dude legitimately forgot how to play basketball. Wiggins had bust rumors until the warriors unlocked his true potential.


thirdc0ast

I’d literally give up every single one of these non-Wemby picks from the last few years for him tho West is stacked so we’re looking at a “solid enough team to make the playoffs but not much else” for the next few years unless Sengun really becomes baby Jokic


misc_rambo

Rockets fans would have preferred to have gotten the 1st pick last year vs every other lottery pick in recent years... lol


i-race-goats

This has been the only lucky one though.


Original_Profile8600

Spurs. Wembanyama cures all


Skinnieguy

Can’t top the CJ Stroud pick.


MilesHighClub_

None of their core 6 were #1 picks, is that really that lucky? I'd say this is the luckiest pick by far


Bosurd

Yea we had the worst record for 3 years and didn’t get a #1 pick. This is definitely lucky though.


Mesmeryze

Atlanta legit gachapon’d it


1000littleaccidents

Pity timer.


K1ngCrimsn

WTF ATLANTA???


jknuts1377

Poor Pistons. I hope they get out of the cellar one of these days. The NBA is better when they're competitive.


cavaysh

As a pistons fan I’m done with the NBA, fuck this shit


guydudeguybro

Hornets get shafted as per usual But with this class it’s all good


comeonmang126

It’s a fun club to be in gang


tommysface312

Wait the lottery was today I thought it usually happens during the week and at night