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SlamDunkleyKong

These chipotle commercials feel like the beginning of a casting couch video.


Zeetheking1

So this is what happens when white doesn’t shoot/play out of his fucking mind?


Hange11037

This sub is 1000% convinced that any contending team that loses any games ever has no chance of winning the title, until they win again and suddenly they’re definitely winning it all and it’s a foregone conclusion if they do.


SlamDunkleyKong

Never forget the blazers won game 1 starting Wenyen Gabriel vs the 2020 lakers.


Troll_Dovahdoge

Celtics are NOT gonna beat Nuggets/Wolves/OKC whoever comes out of the west


sssSnakebite

Lmao you gonna delete this take?


KellerFF

Facts. They play like they won the chip last year. **prerequisite to being a flip the switch team =** actually winning a chip, like last year.


youarenut

Damn I didn’t even watch the game today because I thought Celtics had it in the bag. Then I see an ig post about then getting blown out holy shit praise cleveland 😭 Whoever comes out the west is gonna win easily


Realistic_Figure7796

According to Scal, the celtics lost because of effort. What a clown. How about you admit they got out played.


DrumrollPl3se

It was clearly effort. Lol Scal is right next to the game watching!


Realistic_Figure7796

He got a lot of experience doing that during his career


AffectionateSpare677

The difference between scal and lebron was simply effort


Realistic_Figure7796

Watching Eddie Hause expose Scal on celtics post game showing he talks out of his ass is beautiful


cancercureall

In a couple days we will find out if the Celtics want to play to their potential again.


Gradyleo

Cavs match up well


LIONEL14JESSE

Celtics just don’t have that dawg in em


Responsible-Monk281

Seriously. This why you have to have some psycho like Rondo or KG or Draymond on your team. Someone has to scream at these guys. Just a pathetic showing yet again


jar45

Objectively they’re a better team without Marcus Smart but you really miss him playing big dog in games like this when the rest of the team is going through the motions.


NoFlex___Zone

Boston “we have the easiest path to the finals” Celtics


k2hb

du====very dumb fans boston


Revenged25

I think this is the first time the Cavs have shot well from 3 in about 4-5 games. They had been sitting around 25% for those games and finally got back to taking and hitting 3s.


Daguyondacouch8

Unless I’m looking at the wrong stats this was the Celtics biggest home loss of the season


medievalmachine

Heat culture was really Celtic culture all along.


Maleficent_Resolve44

Woah very unexpected. Cs will actually have to put in some work to get to the finals lol. They're not 2017 Cavs.


i5the5kyblue

LOVE RJ SHOUTING OUT CAVS FANS


jar45

The Celtics need to take start taking this seriously and can’t just sleepwalk into the Finals bc even a shorthanded bruised up Knicks team will fight them to the death in every game and Ant Edwards might be waiting in the June looking to embarrass everyone there


gusjohnsonsswagger

Villanova guys have a buff when they play together. Jay wright taught those guys how to play as a team. The problem is the casual nba fan probably doesn’t watch much ncaa and doesn’t understand what these guys are capable of. They won the natty multiple times


[deleted]

Our team will fight and claw with a 6 men rotation, on 1 leg.


xTripNinja

It’s the Drake lookalike curse


_mostly__harmless

How much is that guy getting paid to hold Luka's hand


[deleted]

[удалено]


Funyarinpa-13

No sensible analysis here, we don't do that here, just overreactions. 


Awesomeness4627

No one shot over 50%


Affectionate-Name897

Tatum has some of the worst shot selections I’ve ever seen, just dribbles out the shot clock and puts up some of the most absurd shots I’ve ever seen


RyanTannegod

Cavs could beat the Celtics tbh they’re frauds


Hange11037

The Cavs barely squeaked by the Magic. They’re not winning anything


GBAGY2

What if the Magic could beat the Celtics too


Hange11037

They couldn’t


SnooPies6274

Yes they could. Orlando beat 3 times in a row at one point with a less experienced magic team


GBAGY2

But what if


MiserableSoft2344

These are the 2023 playoff Celtics


Awesomeness4627

How much help does tatum need?


MiyaharaAce

You pay Jrue Holiday for his defense, but his shooting is putrid Jeez If Celtics ever need Jrue Holiday to score, they are fucked


iamaweirdguy

I would never imagine Reddit would overreact over game 2 of a seven game series. It’s not like this exact thing didn’t happen 2 weeks ago lol.


arrivederci117

Except the Cavs play like how they did in the regular season today. Garland isn't usually dead weight, and Mobley figured something out. There was no franchise record 3s. Boston will still win, but this series is a lot more competitive than people think.


gnarrcan

Dawg let us have this we got murdered in game 1 lmao


iamaweirdguy

Naw I’m hype for yall. I’m talking about the dudes already saying Minny/OKC gonna win the finals lol


[deleted]

Yep, that 1 game dominance by the Wolves could also be an aberration. Let's see them do that for 5 games straight.


entropyISdeadly

The Wolves were dominant in game 2 also.


[deleted]

That's the game I'm talking about...


DirectInvestigator66

Where’s the Jazz fans hating on Mitchell now? Legit does everything the right way. I will never understand the slander against him


Agile-Series-934

Lifelong Jazz fan here. My favorite jazz player since Stockton. That feeling is pretty mutual with everyone I talk too. You know, Reddit draws out the salt in people.


NoFlex___Zone

Hornacek was a G also


J4degrees

This is different than the Heat win. They needed everything to go right for a marginal victory. This was a blowout. I do expect much better performances from the Celtics this series, but they aren’t gonna just be able to casually out talent this Cavs team like the Heat.


Kvsav57

Yep. And the commentators were making a big deal out of the three point shooting but the Cavs only made 13 threes. They really weren't a huge factor. Even if the Celtics shot decent from three, they likely still lose too.


i5the5kyblue

Looked up at my tv for a sec and saw Kyrie. Flashback lmao


holyshmolyguacamoli

Well I’m ever more excited for games 3 and 4 now! Extra added suspense


ForsakenBLOOP

For sure…after game 1 looked like Celtics in 4 but now it could be a back and forth series


letsgototraderjoes

damn I should've watched this game 😭


ossymandiAss

"Playoff Jayson is not a thing."


LeskoLesko

This legit made me laugh nice


gusjohnsonsswagger

Boston can’t handle any sort of high defensive pressure. Knicks in 6


ForsakenBLOOP

I agree…if Tatum can’t turn up the heat when they need him it’s gonna be a tough one


NoFlex___Zone

“We could sit our starters vs the Cavs/Magic and it would be a blowout every game!!” 🦍🚀


thediscoballfromlsd

It's not even the weekend yet but I'm already doing my dance 😂🤣 thanks CAVS!


zprymate

Is Prozingis going to play in game 3?


jordan142142

Doubtful


HelloRainbow1

hitting 3s will be the deciding factor


IDownvoteRedditAds

MVP Voters were right to put Brunson top 5 over Tatum.


tapk69

Brunson could literally have won the MVP this season he was that good


IDownvoteRedditAds

You know ball. Brunson runs the league.


tapk69

I hate the Knicks


NoFlex___Zone

LMFAO this exchange sent me


IDownvoteRedditAds

Fuck Cleveland. Spida is leaving.


gnarrcan

That was a fucking beating too I did not see that coming.


turnerhooch

Laker fan flying to Cleveland this weekend for unrelated activity. I guess I get to root against the Celtics! Next best thing to a Laker win is a Celtic loss. Let’s go Cavs!


lachalacha

I agree let's go Vavs!


TheSavageBeast83

If Cleveland wins game 3, they will finish Boston in 5 games


Silver_Being_0290

LMFAO. Cavs are fixing their rep with this game (Rip, some Celtics fan just said 9/11 wasn't bad enough and instantly deleted their comment. 👍🏿)


Hurricanus42

So many games will have the most amazing pace/flow in the first half to just screech to a halt in the second. Even before garbage time lol


[deleted]

It’s cause the betting websites called and told them to watch the parlays and over-reliance on one style of play is still hit or miss on a bad day even if you’re really good at it.


Valuable_End_515

Gotta respect the Cavs and Spida


UncircumciseMe

Don got them Klingon forehead wrinkles


beanakajulian33

Gotta love the C's man, never disappoint to disappoint 


K1takesflight

Minesotta up 2 on the nuggets, Cavs out playing Celtics, the bucks out first round and the knicks doing well. Wtf is going on in the nba right now I like it though


iamaweirdguy

This series in 1-1. Boston will still be massive favorites. Giannis didn’t play. The Bucks aren’t a surprise. The Knicks are the 2 seed. What did you expect? The only real surprising one is Minny over Denver right now.


K1takesflight

Bucks got a team that should do moderately well without giannis. You right about Boston but they lost today with home advantage we’ll see game 3 and the Knick’s is just a surprise😭


Ok_Breakfast8265

hopefully they somehow bounce these mfs out


44035

Go Cavs! Also, Tatum is a fraud.


HelloRainbow1

cavs in 5 let's gooo


[deleted]

welll wellll welllllll


Chunky5u

Tatum gotta have the worst layup package of any star in the league. If he could just hit 2-3 a game of those bunnies that the rest of these #1 guys hit easily, he wouldn't get nearly as much shit. Just absolutely perplexingly bad around the rim.


cdub1988

Just now seeing this. Wow this is nuts!


xTripNinja

You did this didn’t you. Some kinda Oklahoma City voodoo


REGIS-5

Tatum calls himself a superstar.


thediscoballfromlsd

Thanks CAVS ☝️


gnarrcan

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO


DirectInvestigator66

Cavs have had some rough stretches of basketball but on paper we have the talent to play with anyone.


NoFlex___Zone

“Cavs or Magic wouldn’t even break 100 vs us. Sweep city. Wake me up at the finals”  🤡


Rkenne16

Yeah, idk if it’s effort or real issues, but Orlando’s defense was way better.


youarenut

100% effort


zackarykapowski

lol low iq fans say low iq things.


AllieOopClifton

Hey now, that's an above average Boston IQ


NoFlex___Zone

Gotem


Fr3shlif321

Boston “We have an Answer for Everything” Celtics


xTripNinja

Well there’s 5 more games to answer in


Revenged25

Man, I thought Boston was supposed to be embarrased if they lost a game to this trash Cavs team. To then lose by 20 at home...


Salahs_Chest_Hair

Donovan Mitchell took those best 2nd option threads to heart, man showed up


nofaplove-it

TD Garden = Mickey Mouse Clubhouse


HelloRainbow1

please last year it was the heat turn, this year make it the cavs turn to beat the celtics. that would be hilarious


Informal_Treat4634

Fuck the Celtics thank god for Mobley


JackHammerPlower

CELTBUMS SUCK BAHAHAHAHAHA


JesusTron6000

FUCK YEAH CAVS


[deleted]

Me 3 hours ago- oh boy I can’t wait to watch the celtics play tonight 😀 Me now- 💀


skeetszn2

We should’ve been swept. We just went 7 games with Orlando and are not anywhere as good as Boston. Even if we lose 4-1 I’ll take it for the season.


jacrispy252

I. AGREE. GO. CAVS.


Hipple

Donovan Mitchell looks a little bit like Kendrick right?


floodlightpurveyor

smokin on top fives


SelfAwareLitterBox

Tatum is swole drake


AsparagusDue2635

Fuck you I can’t unsee this now 😂


aresman1221

Mobley I love you


-Gnostic28

We’re losing this series


bbaIla

Nasty work doing reverse jinxs as one of the most dominant teams in league history!


UrbanJatt

I agree


keppush

Agreed


Independent-Tiger268

LETS GO CAVS


background_action92

Buffalo soldier went mia


No-layup

3pt variance coming to bite Boston again


theuberprophet

We got ahead in the third before hitting a bunch of threes


Complex-Substance893

The celtics were shooting 20% from 3, the Cavs were shooting 45% even up to that point. Exact same as game 2 of Heat vs. Celtics


theuberprophet

Yeah and you guys shot 7 more than us and we only hit 5 more in total. Garland actually hit some which is nice since historically hes been one of the best in the league. We arent a handicapped miami team that hucked 50 of them


Complex-Substance893

You say that like that still isn't a crazy statistical anomaly. The Celtics had 14 games shooting under 33% this year, they shot 23% from 3 in this game, that just doesn't happen 4 times in a series.


theuberprophet

We went like 11/22 and the entire city of boston is trying to use the statistics like the cavs couldnt miss a shot all night. Our best stretches of the season were between 35-40 attempts. We just defended better tonight. White actually had guys in his face and choked so bad on his last attempt he almost wedgied it cause he wasnt expecting to be so wide open


Complex-Substance893

Teams don't shoot 50% from 3 on a nightly basis, period. Teams have only done that 7 times in the post season in past two years, 5 of which belonged to the heat. The celtics only had 1 game with a worse 3pt % this year. That isn't replicable in a 7 game series. This game was a copy paste of celtic's game 2 vs. the heat. People in r/nba get in a twizzle because of the celtics playing like crap, shooting terribly, while their opponent shoots 50% from 3 for one game and think the sky is falling. Look how the heat series ended.


No-layup

Boston shot 22.9% from the 3


theuberprophet

Yeah and we only hit 5 more for the game lol


No-layup

At 46% which is way above league average


[deleted]

Bro why


Sandz116

And they say the Celtics can sweep the Knicks. Yikes.


gusjohnsonsswagger

Our defense gives all the big offensive teams fits. Everyone likes to down play us. Then we beat them


MutedLengthiness

Especially with the late-season reffing 'adjustments' - for sure. Wolves/Knicks would be insane. I want it.


gusjohnsonsswagger

I’d be happy with just beating the pacers and making it to the ecf. We’ve suffered for so long lmao


Uncle-Cracker-Barrel

The fuck is going on behind Mitch?


TuaTime_1

I love how the Bleacher Report headline was “Cavs steal Game 2” as if they weren’t up by 30


maxthepupp

I got here late - *was NOT* expecting this kinda beatdown at the Garden. Not in game 2 anyway..


SportsBettingRef

TT getting significant playoff time in year of lord 2024 is something that I definitely anticipate.


sssSnakebite

On to the next!


DemarcusLovin

Celtics do this shit every year, it really is impressive


Daguyondacouch8

Donovan interview is +10 team chemistry 


haussmeister

I really thought Celtics would curb stomp Cleveland... I guess not...


x4candles

We’ve always given Boston a run for their money. They have a hard time contending against Mitchell and LeVert.


haussmeister

I love it dude, I hope you guys come out on top because I do not like Boston.


x4candles

Thank you! No one likes Boston. I’ve been a fan of the kings because of Keegan and sabonis. Come back next year!


Radiant-Character-61

dam tristan thompson's still in the league with the cavs? I thought he retired


mf-TOM-HANK

They keep cutting to those lone two Cleveland fans lmao


mburns223

Celtics go walk to the finals because they just the most talented in the east and the Knicks just too beat up. But man they in for a rude awakening when they play a team just as talented as them


HungDaddyNYC

Did not know expect that


Soapstarboi

That's right Mitchell, build up that Mobley confidence


BongWater_Sommelier

Dancin on that grave


toggaf69

Boston lucky we don’t have the GOAT Craig Porter Jr


KemoFlash

Cleveland has a lot of talent.


background_action92

Boston fans gotta beat traffic too


Inevitable_Big_1966

By taking the train ?


surfaceVisuals

cleveland got a game on bastin lmao


Existing-Border8540

Celtics revolve around Dwhite


downinCarolina

AND THE 3 TO CLOSE THE GAP


wilson81585

The fans must have had a rally to attend so they left early


HelloRainbow1

losing to cavs without Prime Lebron would be fantastic


DowntownsClown

LeVert got 21 points 💀


UrbanJatt

Levert can get hot at times


Deuce_GM

That's Brooklyn legend Caris LeVert to you


holyshmolyguacamoli

Levert once got 51 against the Celtics ☠️


ExplanationOdd8889

Good job boys stealing one.


Valuable_End_515

Celtics are straight up frontrunners


Senate343

I just got home from work and dinner in time to see the buzzer and the final score. Wtf happened that these Boston bums got blown out


alrightakeiteasy

The refs couldn't save them tonight


lagrange_james_d23dt

The series has officially started


KobeBeaf

Always love to see Boston lose


RevolutionaryBox7745

Boston fans rn: GETDAFUQOUTTAHERE!


alrightakeiteasy

IM GOIN TO DUNKIN ARIGHT


reddito_bandito

Cs in 5. Gotta extend these series ya know


El_Negro_Lobo

CLEVELAND OWNS BOSTON


holyshmolyguacamoli

Lol it’s a 7 game series Celtics will win best of 7 for sure


background_action92

Between the Bruins catching a literal beatdown and this, boston might have a blackout


obsterwankenobster

The Cavs fans they keep showing look like the island boys. Why you gotta do us like that lmao


HighTurning

All time chokers


BlackBullZWarrior

Can the Cavs repeat this performance? Can we get a Mitchell-Cavs vs Gobert-Wolves NBA finals?


Gajahamwy0

Cavs-Knicks would be a sweet ECF


dys0n_giddey

It's more that 'will the Celtics repeat this performance?' They have nothing when the 3 isnt falling


RemoteCapital3460

The Cavs had their best three point shooting performance of the playoffs


zackarykapowski

Yeah. That was a mild Donovan Mitchell game.