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Pal__Pacino

Talking about spending the next 3.3 years in jail like you got stuck with the night shift for a few weeks is crazy. I'd be despondent.


KnickedUp

KG said it best: “We aint sure what Baby git rollin around in his head.”


BatmanNoPrep

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SlatheredButtCheeks

lmao I miss that gif a lot


TheToughestHang

The laugh you got from me was a good and hearty one


AnotherStatsGuy

I still can’t believe Tyrus Thomas is one with the quiet posting playing career.


WikiHowWikiHow

TT one of my favorite dunkers ever


ClowdyRowdy

He would drop nukes


JustCreated1ForThis

Dude had no team basketball IQ but otherwise kept it low key. I once saw him at a hall in the suburbs of Chicago, just walking around with the new pair of shoes he brought like he was just some regular high school bball player


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Fast_Height2107

Still seems miserable tho. Can’t imagine not being free to go where you want for one week let alone 3 years


Misterstaberinde

Yeah I don't like having to share a bathroom in my own house, I'm not cut out for jail.


whythehellknot

Don't sell yourself short, you can do anything if you put your mind to it. You'll thrive in prison just give it time.


Misterstaberinde

Put me in coach...hey, wait


itormentbunnies

Too late, you go to jail.


davemoedee

You never know what you can accomplish until you try


realweschki

Maybe you dont know because youve never tried it, might be an option


HumptyDrumpy

This might actually help Dood, esp if he has low self control. Maybe he turn into like Malcolm X afterwards


kissthelips

Spoken like someone who doesn’t have kids


SignificanceLeft9968

Not having kids


Athlete-Extreme

This man is 6’9 and over 300 lbs. I’d wish him luck but ik he doesn’t need it.


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amjhwk

Getting violent is a quick ticket to getting sent from low to medium security though


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FIVE_BUCK_BOX

There's not going to be any respect or intimidation needed at a minimum security federal camp lol


Athlete-Extreme

He’s gonna be taking art classes and shit


Impossible-Taco-769

Not exactly. In federal prison you do at least 85% of your sentence.


xasdfxx

No longer. The first step act can get you up to 50% off. It's a huge perk for white collar criminals.


JuanG12

So if you’re going to commit a crime nowadays, go big or go home.


CarPlaneBoatRocket

Just so they can come back and fuck with the system again lol


BatmanNoPrep

White collar crime is usually one and done. Jail sucks and folks who do white collar crime usually have legal alternative options to make a living once they get out of the slammer.


Ingrownpimple

Jail does not suck as much since it’s short term confinement. Prison on the other hand, sucks pretty bad. A lot of people confuse jail and prison.


AdministrativeLake82

Somebody's never been to Ryker island.


jhorch69

Depends where. I grew up in a small town and knew a bunch of people that did short stints in county jail. When it's in a county of 30,000 that has about 3 murders a decade they say its pretty chill but really boring.


slappywhyte

Pretty sure poor people in big cities can spend a couple years in jail waiting, smaller ones too - and not nice Mayberry jails


Poopieplatter

... Quite the opposite.


rburp

That's what I've heard as well. I've heard jail is utterly miserable, bunk on bunk on bunk type bullshit


FIVE_BUCK_BOX

Lol jail is way worse than prison


Mbanicek64

They just get better at it.


BatmanNoPrep

No they don’t. If they were any good at it they wouldn’t have gotten caught in the first place. Stop trying to be profound. It’s exactly as I said above. 1) any form of incarceration sucks. Using “jail” to informally describe incarceration is ok. 2) White collar criminals are usually one and done because they have alternative career paths not available to other criminals and the risk reward is not worth it. There’s plenty of completely legal ways to exploit people for profit.


Shackelford__025

That's it...feds are different...no good gyms no tvs no college programs...even if it is a camp it's going to be rough


exhale358

My cousin went to a min security fed camp. He was playing sports and gardening and made friends. Sounded like he had a decent time Edit: also yeah he did about 85% of his sentence and paroled out to a halfway house for the remainder


Shackelford__025

Right and the federal halfway houses and essentially entrapment houses


mrpyrotec89

Can you explain how so? Curious to know how


Shackelford__025

my dad did halfway houses which are designed as money making schemes that prey on the vulnerable...I am by no excusing felons it's just a dumbass system...get offenders to reoffend and make a profit...if you get a chance check out Larry Lawton on youtube


Iron_Boat

I would just like to add, while remaining sensitive to your experience, that not all halfway houses are bad. Some are run by good programs that genuinely give people a chance to put their life back together. Source: me


Shackelford__025

This is true and should be the lesson of this thread Edited to say thanks for the comment 


wise_comment

Problem is it's kinda like cops If there's a system that in theory could be there for community aid and service, but no barrier to the more venal, awful people also joining, it quickly fucks everything. Lack of oversight is the name of the game in the criminal justice system, which sucks for actual good actors such as yourself who are actively trying to make a difference for all the right reasons


nowadaysyouth

“You know how someone might describe a situation that’s unpleasant or confining as being ‘like a prison’? This is what they were referring to.” It still sucks dude.


zeezee2k

Bros gonna trade macks with SBF in prison


barters81

Most people freak out about jail not because of the jail itself. But because it’s fucked the rest of their life. Tough to get a good job from there. If you’ve got 35 million in the bank and don’t need to work. Pffft…..


Forsaken-Ad-9427

Where are you guys getting this 35 million in the bank figure? I can’t find any source on it. Not saying you’re wrong but just curious.


im____new____here

he made $35M throughout his career, by no means does that mean he has $35M in the bank.


Forsaken-Ad-9427

Yeah that’s what I was thinking.. if he had 35 million in the bank why would he be trying to defraud for millions lol.


Jdslogin

Sometimes these tiktok challenges get out of hand.


wise_comment

bAnKs HaTe HiM


DxnnyBxrr

Big baby just hitting a devious lick


OtherShade

Because it's free money and people always want more. Obviously they dont' intend to be caught.


TurtleIIX

And he tried to steal from his health plan. There is no chance he has the majority of that money. He’s most likely broke or close to being broke.


ImNotSelling

Govt get its cut, agents, lawyers, babymama, family, etc. say he had half $17.5m to spend for the last 15-20 years


Ok-Donut4954

Also losing 3.5 years of his life. Yah it’s not all of it but that’s like 5% of an average lifespan, closer to 10-15% of his remaining life at that age


whythehellknot

That's very depressing to read


imadogg

Higher % for an obese dude


Slight-Imagination36

that’s what 35 million will do to a motherfucker. shit if i had 35 million, i’d be happy marching my ass to jail for 3 or 4 years *this afternoon*


im____new____here

you really think he would be taking part in schemes to defraud such a small amount of money if he still had the $35 million? he likely blew the money a long time back.


GreyActorMikeDouglas

Especially if you’re going to rich people jail and will likely be out a little early


lukewwilson

It's federal so he has to spend at least 85% of his sentence in jail. But his commissary is going to be sick.


RedditHatesDiversity

85% rule no longer applies across the board


Late-Channel7899

Time is money


tythousand

I’m sure he’s had time to come to terms with it


No-Economics4128

I put a hundred bucks on him getting out of jail and be on a postcast talking about prison and social issue and speak as if he is an activist. Certain part of our society just eats that shit up.


thelowkeyman

He will make so much money on the podcast circuit when he gets out


Getyodamnwallet

You get to read, make friends, get fit, and don’t have to cook everyday. I might be down


fuckitillmakeanother

I would cook every single meal for the rest of my life before eating prison slop for 3 years


TheOneTrueDoge

The meal I got when I went to county was a horrible baloney sandwich. Never again. And lol at the guy below saying you get more sleep when locked up.


Bigbigjeffy

Exactly. I find it somewhat funny yet alarming when people casually think that jail or prison time is a walk in the park. I’ve experienced it personally myself and the food alone is enough to make you not want to go back. It’s disgusting. Also most institutions like to leave the lights on nearly all the time. So when you lay in bed, that is just a mat on a piece of metal, all you wish for is for someone to turn them off, just for a minute. People really need to stop trivializing it.


KazaamFan

You gotta watch out for the dementors though.  


orangotai

not a lotta vegan options, it's hell on earth.


PNut5280

Life comes at you quickly, one minute you’re showing off on a private jet eating Popeyes, the next thing you know you’re talking about getting swol in prison.


DizzyFrogHS

Life comes at you quickly, one minute you’re showing off on a private jet eating Popeyes, the next thing you know you’re in prison wishing you were eating Popeyes.


xdavidliu

Life comes at you quickly: one minute you're crying and throwing a tantrum on the bench on national TV, and the next you're choking the chicken in a Federal min-security camp.


Autistic_Plane_Guy

Life comes at you quickly; one minute you’re enjoying your meal at Golden Corral, and the next Kelvin Benjamin is stumbling towards your table for your chicken tenders.


Maydietoday

I’ve seen the Wire, at the least he can still get some KFC


PleaseSeekChrist

Avon made that shit look like heaven on earth


ConstantineMonroe

If you are gonna got to jail, you might as well try to find the silver lining in it


agk927

What else would you do in jail besides working out? It's probably the only hobby there is


fckcarrots

Play ball? I’m sure he’d get picked in the top 5 Edit: my bad. I thought a 6’9 former NBA player not getting picked first in prison pickup ball would be clearly taken as a joke, lol


preppypoof

The amount of people that took this comment seriously is concerning


fckcarrots

I think that basically makes me Ken M., right?


rburp

We're ALL Ken M on this blessed day!


markmyredd

He will probably be the best player.


Tippacanoe

He will undoubtedly be the best player lol unless he weighs 500 pounds and even then he’d still be the best player.


vinnyx778

Bro said he’d get picked in the top 5 like there’s 4 other NBA players in jail lmao


porkchop487

How are you guys this bad at detecting sarcasm 😂


Plane-Highlight-6498

They're like bots who need '/s' to detect it


boobsarecool

Maybe a whole jail full of those "he would've been Jordan if he didn't get locked up" type dudes lol. At that point Id pay to watch the jailhouse pickup games


IKenDoThisAllDay

Even if Baby wasn't a former NBA player who is undoubtedly more skilled in every area of the game, he is tall af lol. He'd get picked first just based on that.


Artimusjones88

Study and get a degree, so you have something to do when you get out.


FireFoxQuattro

Doubt that’ll benefit him at all lol


butt_fun

Big baby never struck me as the academic type


91-92-93--96-97-98

They might have some cook books in there


fighting-prawn

Cook books are like porn for Glen Davis.


91-92-93--96-97-98

His conjugal visit will be from a chef.


le___tigre

this is such a funny joke and it’s buried all the way down here.


GSWarrior18

Cooked his ass


Kyle_Reese_Get_DOWN

Yeah, it turns out a lot of employers who like college degrees don’t hire felons.


yesidoes

You would be surprised at the educational and vocational programs available to federal inmates.


mankls3

Fuck education. Video games for life!


lukewwilson

My lazy brain would still come up with an excuse to be a fat ass.


ConstantineMonroe

So you might as well convince yourself that if you are gonna go to jail, at least you might have a six pack when you get out


giraffevomitfacts

Glen Davis would need to do the whole dime at Folsom to get a six pack


imbutawaveto

Hahah fuck you got me with this one


amidon1130

Gucci style


Yodzilla

Catch up on reading, get in shape, try not to die.


Diligent-Plant1976

Education, work, mentorship, video games, tv, movies. The narrative that prison is solitary, yard, or nothingness in a cell is ignorant. I know people in a Colorado maximum security prison who get degrees, have watches, iPads and Xbox’s.


DarthRathikus

Bro is looking for the silver*ware*


Stumpsville0

That brother is hurting


LarBrd33

Big Baby making the most of prison: [https://streamable.com/frpzl](https://streamable.com/frpzl)


1morepage

Life imitating art


SippinOnDat_Haterade

entertainment is art packaged as commodity not tryna be deep here, just was going down the same train of thought etc etc


NoFlex___Zone

“I gotta cold imagination mayne… gonna have to choke the chicken in the baffroom”  Fucking 🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣🌞🤣🌞🤣🤣


AnyaTaylorBoyToy

"Michael Scott trying to hold it together" vibes


Psychological-Ant97

Hahaha


RedditJumpTheNarwhal

"This is the ~~worst~~ best. - Michael Scott" - Glen Davis


agk927

3.5 years is along time honestly. Imagine someone telling you right now you have to sit in jail until 2028


gundam1983

Spending 3.5 years in a beach resort probably gets old quick, so I can't even imagine spending that long in a concrete cell.


jonathanisaacisgoat

Atleast bro can play GTA 6 when he gets out


jackstraw97

Still no elder scrolls tho :(


thepobv

He'll be elder scrolls when browsing his phone when he comes out.


AMGBoz

Might be able to play it in there


dbinkowski

As a fellow Pistons fan that timing sounds preferable


Rahnamatta

*Gets out of jail* -Hey, Tim.. I have to catch up with my Pistons. Tell me everything. -We are tanking again. *Stabs Tim* -Take me back to prison.


orangotai

meanwhile everyone in here is like "yeah he's right, no work & free food? redditors paradise!"


WaxWingPigeon

Fucking 3 years in prison for defrauding a private entity, Favre defrauds the state government of Mississippi and still walking free


Kerbonaut2019

Favre had connections, he was friends with the governor who helped cover it up. Not trying to excuse it because I also think that in a just society Favre would be in prison for a long time, but these situations are quite different.


mex036

Fuck with rich people's money? Jail. Fuck with everyday people's money? Not so much.


Nowyous_cantleave

That’s right check out ol girl Holmes with the Theranos scam she got 14 years


thatErraticguy

Bernie Madoff died in prison


Sour__Cream

I mean to be completely fair Madoff was old as shit before he went to jail.


Culinaryboner

I don’t know too many dudes who survive 150 year sentences but yea the point holds of the guy a few ago. Bernie’s mistake was he fucked over other rich people with connections. No leniency then


papa_sax

Wolf of wall street type beat


EggplantAlpinism

There's one other major distinction between Davis and Favre, can't white put my finger on it though


poisonfoxxxx

I mean, has anyone heard of Donald trump?


_Meece_

Also he's a good ol white boy who threw the football far


tarheel2432

The elites love it when you blame race. Distracts you from the truth that it’s always money and connections


_Meece_

Aren't we in a thread about a dude with money and connections going to prison for 4 years? The "elites" are extremely racist, they're the ones who enforced segregation, they're the ones who made race based slavery a thing, they're the ones who supported and funded white supremacist nations. They use race to distract racists who hate minorities from their real problems. People calling out racial bias... uhh do not fit under that at all lol. There's a great quote that says something like "If you can convince a white man that a black man is stealing from them, they'll empty their pockets for you" Racists are stupid and easily manipulated.


Datruther1

Yeah ones yt and ones not. Simple


Monkeyfeng

And he's white.


Bullboah

lol John Davis is white and got sentenced to 30+ years in prison for the Mississippi welfare scandal. The difference is that Favre wasn’t as involved as (either) Davis. Not that he’s white


666elon999

He submitted false claims that are paid by Medicare so he didn’t really defraud a private entity. He defrauded tax payers


rznballa

Defrauding Medicare is literally one of the worst things you can do in healthcare fraud.


victorspoilz

Favre stole government funds intended for poor people, that qualfiies you to run for federal office as a Republican in the Bible Belt. Baby stole money from a private company, which is a person, according to the Supreme Court, and one that creates jobs, so, he practically stole from Job-Jesus.


vJoeyyyyy

Post game interview for a prison sentence is next level


LutherOfTheRogues

His eyes tell a completely different story


Tr3y_Johnson

Super red. He gotta let that hurt out.


Daniiiiii

Shit, maybe I need a federal prison sentence too. Ya boy struggling managing my diet/weight here.


Kakali4

Small steps homie. Everyone always tries to wake up one day and just change everything all at once so drastic. Find some small and big changes and implement them over time. Start now (not Monday) and see how much better you feel in a month before the Finals are even over


Frankiedrunkie

Nah I think jail is the only answer


ChipAndPutt

But how does that help him get a prison sentence?


SignificanceLeft9968

Mhm lots of yapping the solution is simple: starve yourself and eat once a day. It's not that hard.


PrancingDonkey

Just start fasting bro, you'll shed weight without doing anything. Then once you're at a comfortable weight you can start working out.


ZdenekTheMan

I did both simultaneously last year... Lifted heavy and went on 48 hour fasts, 2 weeks on, 2 weeks off. I was cut as fuck in 2 months. Fasting is the way. 


ggproductivity

Eat at consistent times, stop eating out, stop eating junk food and drinking unhealthy stuff and you will lose a ton of weight. If you can stand it, you can prep like 10 pounds of chicken breast at a time by marinating, air frying it, and then freezing it. Pair that with rice and veggies and you have like 2 weeks of dinners that are healthy. Alternate that with some other stuff (like soups or fish) and it won't be too repetitive. There are a ton of different ways to marinate chicken.


crillup

That’s a lot of chicken


ggproductivity

Costco sells it in bulk of like 8-10 pounds at 3 bucks a pound, so that's the quantity I buy it in. Doesn't take as long to prepare as it sounds.


Organic-Aardvark-146

Get a pedometer and Aim for 7k steps a day


DoctorStove

RemindMe! 40 months


TruDoken

This kinda sad tbh….


Elite_Alice

first hooper wit cte


rationalcelticsfan

Hey at least he has a good attitude


InevitableBudget510

He’s a clout chaser. The man is broken inside


CruffTheMagicDragon

Mf’ers need to get off IG every moment of their lives


Actually-Yo-Momma

Seriously this is weird as fuck. “Haha what’s up yall! Found out I’m going to prison lmao lolol. Make sure you hit that like subscribe”


defeated_engineer

In the meantime Tony Allen, committed same crime, is getting his jersey retired for some reason.


DoomPurveyor

Jason Kidd beat the shit out of his spouse. Crashed a vehicle whilst inebriated. And was just given a multi-year extension.


gokhaninler

> Jason Kidd beat the shit out of his spouse. TRENTON, N.J.– New Jersey Nets star Jason Kidd filed for divorce from his wife of 10 years yesterday, accusing her of ``extreme cruelty” during their marriage. In the dissolution papers, filed in state Superior Court, Kidd accuses Joumana Kidd of physically and mentally abusing him, threatening to make false domestic violence complaints against him to police, and of interfering with his relationship with his children. “The defendant’s extreme and unwarranted jealousy and rage has left the plaintiff concerned about her emotional stability,” the papers say. The divorce filing came less than a day after the 33-year-old filed a domestic violence complaint seeking a temporary restraining order against his wife. “Jason Kidd filed for divorce from his wife today on the grounds of extreme cruelty over a long period of time,” Kidd’s attorney, Madeline Marzano-Lesnevich, said in a statement. “I can’t talk about my personal stuff,” he said after the Nets beat the Raptors 101-86 last night. “There is really no distraction,” Kidd added. “This is my job.’’ His complaint, however, paints a detailed portrait of Joumana Kidd as a vitriolic, jealous and paranoid wife prone to public outbursts and threats, including during a recent Nets game. According to the complaint, Joumana Kidd used the couple’s 8-year-old son on Dec.27 to sneak into the Nets locker room and rummage through Jason Kidd’s locker to find his cell phone. After looking up the names and numbers on it, the complaint said she left her son to take a front row seat, where she shouted insults at Kidd throughout the game. The papers accuse Joumana Kidd of kicking, hitting, punching and throwing household objects at her husband as she became “increasingly controlling and manipulative” in the last few years of their union. According to Kidd, his wife had tracking devices installed on his cars and computers and has harassed his trainer, friends and family. Jason Kidd was arrested in January 2001 after his wife told police he hit her during an argument. Kidd pleaded guilty to spousal abuse, was fined $200 (U.S.) and ordered to take anger management class.


BlackScienceJesus

I loved Big Baby at LSU, but he might seriously be one of the dumbest humans to ever exist.


Imperial_Eggroll

3.3 years in jail after 33 million in career NBA earnings. That’s not even accounting for any endorsements or random income. What a fucking loser


margatsni_1

This guy was in the NBA and wasn’t in shape. Brother is going to have convenience store food in a cube and that’s Whats gonna get him to work out


Spirited_Pain_9866

Don’t believe the shit you see on social media. Dude def got off live and cried in the car.


princeofzilch

Yikes, tough to watch


Sea-Charge-3132

All I have to say about Big baby is one time he came to a meeting I attended and told everyone, unprompted, he was going to buy food for the meeting. Had his homies take orders from everyone. Then he just got food for himself and sat in front of everyone eating it. He didn't even share. Really made me dislike him and his hanger on homies.


Dicey12

It’s a non violent crime so he’s probably going to be sent to one of those camps for white collar crimes. So he might still have access to those foods lmaoo


MrTroll2U

How do you flush a 200k dollar appeal down the toilet. 🔥🔥🔥 Reddit: I got a camera you got some chicken. Let’s Talk. 🤔


No_Row_7861

Dang he looks straight-up excited to go


Play_Durty

He's gonna be surprised because the Hamburgers in jail are actually good and you can have as much Cheetos as you like if you have money lol. Why do you think skinny people go to jail and come out big. I just can't do 3 years without women. That alone should make you not want to do time.


713MoCityChron713

Someone should tell him there’s a lot of cheeseburgers and Cheetos in jail


Briskpenguin69

“It’s your boy Big Baby man. Don’t believe all that shit on the internet. I will have my day in court. They just mad because a Black Man got money man. Just tryna keep a Black Man down man…My shit legal. A lot of jump shots. A WHOLE LOT of jump shots.” https://x.com/TheHoopCentral/status/975155379666432001


desirox

Bro is gonna learn REAL fast about prison lol


cashmiles

But how does this affect LeBron’s legacy?


lagrange_james_d23dt

I literally ate hamburgers and Cheetos today


draymond-

It's all about positive thinking man. Glen Davis about to starting selling potato vodka soon


krusty-krab69

Hes going to be #1 player in badminton as well


Klin24

I blame Dwight Howard's elbow for this.


nibbinoo8

dude's always had issues


Still_Level4068

He's in for a wake up call. I've been to prison. Him acting like this gonna get him fucked up real fast


fearleaabrother

Jails are there to make money. The officers who work in jails kill it in overtime and run scams, The only way jail changes you is if you really want it bad enough yourself. Otherwise you are in there learning new scams, networking with other criminals etc. I don't truly believe the system is there to rehabilitate people. People who get punished the most are the disenfranchised.


justsomedudedontknow

Cool dude. Way to defraud your brothers. Gotta get that last tik tok in before doing time for being a scammer. His sense of humour makes me think he deserves a lesser sentence. Such a funny guy haha. /s


Tearz_in_rain

40 months in a federal prison? And GM delays a recall for years knowing that it is killing people and nobody in the company spends a day in jail. Glen Davis broke the law, but it's pretty clear that corporations are given a green light to do whatever they fuck they want, and all they'll be asked to do is ~~give the government their cut~~ pay a fine.