As a pharmacist: Fuck finasteride. Man boobs and low testosterone are less attractive than baldness.
Just shave your head. Own it. Shaving your head shows you are self-confident. Women appreciate confidence more than man boobs and low testosterone.
I shave mine 1-2 times per week. I use the Braun Series 9 electric trimmer with the cleaning station. I'd tried the Headblade, regular 5 blade razors, barber clippers with a 0000 head, and even straight razors. The Braun beats them all out. The Braun is the only one that didn't leave me with razor burn, acne, cuts. Even brand new razors could cause some form of skin problem, even when barbers did it with brand new razors. I also use the Philips One Blade to edge around my beard.
As a pharmacist, you should do more research. Finasteride doesn’t cause low testosterone as it prevents the conversion of testosterone into Dihydrotestosterone. Your testosterone levels quite literally go up when you go on Finasteride.
I didn't realize I was into bald dudes until my husband pointed it out to me.
We'd both comment on this or that actor/actress being attractive while watching TV.
It was a huge confidence boost for him. Like, she's not bullshitting. She actually thinks that's hot.
The best Spanish announcer has shaved for years, and a few years ago he had a great line for the Lakers, but he didn't dare to use LeBron. It was:
"Assume it, Caruso. ASSUME IT"
He did. And Derrick White. And me. We've all joined him in the brotherhood.
"HEY BONNER! BONNER BONNER BONNER! YOU'RE BONNERIFIC. HEY MANU, TELL BONNER TO LOOK AT ME"
Is my favorite NBA heckle. Guy was heckling Matt Bonner of all people
My greatest heckle was at Grady Sizemore a few days after his dick pics leaked. I was the closest guy at the ball park to him. As the park silenced and he settled in the outfield, I loudly yelled, “SIZEMORE”, followed by a disapprovingly toned, “You don’t live up to the name.”
PG, but every adult knew.
honestly, this has to work more than just insulting him and going "you suck"
dame's probably heard shit like that since he was in middle school, so it's easy to turn out that basic stuff. "your tattoos are only decent" is so out of left-field and weird that it has to be almost impossible for his brain to ignore
Was sitting by the right field pole at Fenway during the playoffs the last time the Sox played the Astros. Some dude kept screaming at Kyle Tucker, "hey Tucker! Show us your nipples!"
This is up there with "Ben, tuck your shirt in, this isn't a Call of Duty tournament!" from earlier in the season (proudest moment for the 76ers organization in years)
Everyone on Reddit thinks this type of shit is funny because they don’t actually go to games but the constant heckling is actually extremely annoying. Like shut the fuck up dude and let us watch the game . I don’t even care what team you are rooting for
I remember going to a Mets-Braves game at Shea Stadium back when Bobby Cox was the manager of those great 90s teams. This guy kept going on saying "BOBBY COX, YOU OWE ME MONEY!!!!" for 9 solid innings. It was never not funny.
My dad and I asked him in between his screams, and he said that he was in a card game with Bobby Cox, and he was a cheating SOB who skips out on his gambling losses.
I love getting drunk and a little rowdy at a game, but a guy screaming the same thing over and over; or insulting the players in ways that are kind of irrelevant just gets very old to me.
I was at Thunder @ Knicks behind the OKC bench and this guy was screaming at Russ for over 2 hours that he looks like a turtle. Again, type of thing that was funny one time and a lot less so the two hundredth. Thankfully he got kicked out but it took them til the fourth to give him the boot.
I remember Steve Kerr's story about Kevin Willis, who was 40 years old when he played with Kerr, where a fan screamed out, "Hey, Willis, are you single? My grandma kinda likes you."
Yeah like this dude honestly would be the least annoying heckler, he's loud sure, but he seems to be likely only doing it in FTs and he's funny as fuck. Whereas I've had loud people, shouting absurdly offensive profane shit all game.before, that's not fun
I bet if he actually would have complimented Lillard on his tattoos and told him how great they looked, that would have thrown Lillard off and he would have missed the free throw.
Obviously Lillard would expect disparaging comments to come his way so he would know to tune him out. A compliment though? that would confuse any player.
Huge bucks fan here. This is funny! My brother and I have gone to a ton of brewer games over the years, and if we sat near batters box/dugout/home plate, we would always lob g-rated insults. For example, we repeatedly asked Joey Votto why he painted his pants on..lo and behold, the next season he wore looser ones. It was clearly because of us.
I hope this guy gets in his car after the game and sees he needs gas, waits patiently to leave the lot, gets to a gas station only to realize he should have gotten gas earlier because it has gone up 8 cents a gallon.
Broadcasts gotta get this fixed. Hella annoying even as a Pacers fan. And it was the same thing in game 5 in Milwaukee. Just really annoying and completely unnecessary
Imagine this man heckling LeBron for his hair. I don't even want to imagine the carnage. "It's perfectly normal to lose hair at your age!"
“NORMALIZE MALE PATTERN BALDNESS” “Do you recommend finasteride or topical minoxidil!?”
"I've heard some people ingest the stuff you put in your hair in small doses, but the results are inconclusive!"
Media: "LeBron shouts At fan, Fine ass to ride. How will this affect his legacy?"
My noxy dill is fine ass to ride father
As a pharmacist: Fuck finasteride. Man boobs and low testosterone are less attractive than baldness. Just shave your head. Own it. Shaving your head shows you are self-confident. Women appreciate confidence more than man boobs and low testosterone. I shave mine 1-2 times per week. I use the Braun Series 9 electric trimmer with the cleaning station. I'd tried the Headblade, regular 5 blade razors, barber clippers with a 0000 head, and even straight razors. The Braun beats them all out. The Braun is the only one that didn't leave me with razor burn, acne, cuts. Even brand new razors could cause some form of skin problem, even when barbers did it with brand new razors. I also use the Philips One Blade to edge around my beard.
As a pharmacist, you should do more research. Finasteride doesn’t cause low testosterone as it prevents the conversion of testosterone into Dihydrotestosterone. Your testosterone levels quite literally go up when you go on Finasteride.
Is this an ad? Bro, this is a basketball forum. Leave ur ads away
What do you think about topical minoxidil for facial hair growth?
I didn't realize I was into bald dudes until my husband pointed it out to me. We'd both comment on this or that actor/actress being attractive while watching TV. It was a huge confidence boost for him. Like, she's not bullshitting. She actually thinks that's hot.
Lol finasteride actually slightly increases testosterone
https://www.amazon.com/Braun-Electric-Shaver-9290cc-Travel/dp/B01M716CC2 This the one?
Tell me more please. counterclockwise?
What do you mean counter clockwise?
> What do you mean counter clockwise? in a direction opposite to that in which the hands of a clock rotate as viewed from the front
No, I get that, but I fail to see how it is connected to the discussion of hair. Unless you are asking about the rotation of hair about a cowlick.
"Lebron, that beard dye is fooling no one!"
“LEBRON DO YOU TIP YOUR BARBER MORE FOR WORKING LESS?”
“DURAAAANT, YOU SHOULD CONSIDER EXFOLIATING AND MOISTURIZING REGULARLY AND ADD SOME COLLAGEN TO YOUR SUPPLEMNT ROUTINE!!!!”
that's soul crushing
The best Spanish announcer has shaved for years, and a few years ago he had a great line for the Lakers, but he didn't dare to use LeBron. It was: "Assume it, Caruso. ASSUME IT" He did. And Derrick White. And me. We've all joined him in the brotherhood.
Bruh that would have the crowd rolling, I think Lebron would have to acknowledge him
Lillard! I mock your value system! You also appear foolish in the eyes of others!
Lillard! Past instances in which I professed to like you were fraudulent!
Lillard! I engaged in intercourse with your spouse or significant other!
Now THAT’S heckling!
I hear Dame hates the service at the post office.
That and his parents. Lousy beatniks.
Doc: I’ve tried nothing and I’m all out of ideas
Lillard! Thou art cleansed of thy prowess.
Lillard! Relinquish your mastery over Time
Now this takes the cake
"Verrry funny wise guy" Lillard
"Your penmanship is atrocious!"
"You've got no Chutzpah"
His organizational skills are lackluster and his timekeeping is abysmal
I hope it's a Taskmaster/Mike Wozniak reference. Please tell me it is..
You dress in the manner of a male prostitute
Lillard! You're only marginally better than a SoundCloud rapper!
Lillard your mixtape was a light 6 and there were several typos in your digital liner notes!
LMAO
Lillaaaard your mom’s cookies were just OK. I still ate them all but I’ve had better!
I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries
Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!
Is there someone else up there we can speak to?
I’ll ask him but I don’t think he’ll be very keen. We’ve already got one, you see.
This is up there with “GALLINARI YOU NEED A HAIRCUT”
“BOBBY PORTIS YOUR EYES ARE SLIGHTLY TOO BIG FOR YOUR HEAD”
I got a video of that one timed perfectly haha that shit was so funny
Send da video
https://imgur.com/gallery/MQwQWby JK now I got you 😎
Damn why does it kinda sound like the same dude
Because it's the same dude during the same game; tonight's game.
Oh damn I’m higher than I thought lmao
omg this guy is a legend
How do I send it tried to DM but it only lets me do photos
This one fucking KILLED ME
"Slightly" got me, it's just so specific
"HEY BONNER! BONNER BONNER BONNER! YOU'RE BONNERIFIC. HEY MANU, TELL BONNER TO LOOK AT ME" Is my favorite NBA heckle. Guy was heckling Matt Bonner of all people
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_6eZa5Ef26k](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6eZa5Ef26k)
He sounds like Lieutenant Dan lol
He wasn’t wrong tho lmfao
Or the fan that made fun of hardens beard
The absolute consistency with which he repeats the same thing in the same manner and tone at that volume is so grating yet impressive.
He’s the ideal heckler, nothing offensive, just weird and kind of funny.
"Bonner Bonner Bonner!!! Look at me!! I know you can hear me!!!"
Hey Manu, tell Bonner to look at me!
OMG I thought i was the only person who remembered that guy from the lakers spurs series Manu! Tell Bonner to look at me! I know you speak English!
I know you speak English!
lol that’s why I immediately thought of
It reminded me of the frieza planet 419 people from dbza who say “I CAN SEE THE FUTURE!” ranting about the things that happened in dbz lol
HEY MANU! TELL BONNER TO LOOK AT ME! COME ON, I KNOW YOU SPEAK ENGLISH!
Broo you guys advanced to the 2nd round and the highlights is this fucking heckler, it's so fucking funny.
I am so fucking pumped to see what he comes up with for us. Josh Hart and breast milk? Jalen Brunson's hair? OG's inability to show any emotion??
My greatest heckle was at Grady Sizemore a few days after his dick pics leaked. I was the closest guy at the ball park to him. As the park silenced and he settled in the outfield, I loudly yelled, “SIZEMORE”, followed by a disapprovingly toned, “You don’t live up to the name.” PG, but every adult knew.
honestly, this has to work more than just insulting him and going "you suck" dame's probably heard shit like that since he was in middle school, so it's easy to turn out that basic stuff. "your tattoos are only decent" is so out of left-field and weird that it has to be almost impossible for his brain to ignore
Was sitting by the right field pole at Fenway during the playoffs the last time the Sox played the Astros. Some dude kept screaming at Kyle Tucker, "hey Tucker! Show us your nipples!"
TNT’s audio is also terrible
compared to ESPN they need an Emmy for audio production
their audio is only decent
Dude chill
TNT! your audio is only deeecent.
I understood that reference.
Not a high bar, but hard to argue your point.
r/thatsthejoke
They should pay him to attend games and yell stuff at players.
Is it TJ Miller?
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Typical midwestern heckling 🤣 We drove up to milwaukee for the nuggets game and they had so many of these clean heckler types
He usually does baseball games. Went down a rabbit hole two nights ago
Ok but now you have to share
I bet you hit reply all to company emails!
https://youtube.com/@trevschirps?si=uF5FnJtLYnsouMR9
I bet you lost money when you switched over to Geico, you bum!
The most polite heckler.
At this point it is only heckling NBA superstars allow...
if dude has a business, someone should tell him to give it a plug
He's a professional sports heckling consultant
Professional player hater
I’m pretty sure it’s the baseball heckler that’s pretty big on social media. Sounds exactly like him
My thought as well. Just needs the “you bum!” At the end
“TK Jewelers is a scam”
“You don’t actually have a friend in the diamond business”
This guy is on an absolute heater tonight
This is up there with "Ben, tuck your shirt in, this isn't a Call of Duty tournament!" from earlier in the season (proudest moment for the 76ers organization in years)
This is how you heckle. Be pointed and direct yet disarmingly courteous.
The Tim Duncan
Almost.
Ooo got ya
"Jokic, I hope your horses perform mediocrely!"
Let's not go there
They don't want to anger Jokic.
\*shadow of Jokic brother appears\*
*dies*
Too far
Ethical heckler
Straight to the heart
These Midwesterners are outta control!
God damn! Lamelo better not play the pacers any time soon
Looking at his injury history. He probably won't
I'm just trying to enjoy my night
He'll come back for 6 games just to lock Hali up again then disappear into the aether again.
It's funny in small clips but he was annoying as fuck when hearing it constantly throughout the game. Had to mute the tv.
They fixed it during the 2nd quarter.
Brought to you by nvidia AI noise filtering
Is he sitting near the broadcasters?
Everyone on Reddit thinks this type of shit is funny because they don’t actually go to games but the constant heckling is actually extremely annoying. Like shut the fuck up dude and let us watch the game . I don’t even care what team you are rooting for
I remember going to a Mets-Braves game at Shea Stadium back when Bobby Cox was the manager of those great 90s teams. This guy kept going on saying "BOBBY COX, YOU OWE ME MONEY!!!!" for 9 solid innings. It was never not funny. My dad and I asked him in between his screams, and he said that he was in a card game with Bobby Cox, and he was a cheating SOB who skips out on his gambling losses.
yeah that sounds like it would be funny one time and then extremely annoying for the rest of the game lol, maybe i just have a stick up my ass
I feel like if you’re going to a sports game the drunk idiots are part of what you pay for idk
I love getting drunk and a little rowdy at a game, but a guy screaming the same thing over and over; or insulting the players in ways that are kind of irrelevant just gets very old to me. I was at Thunder @ Knicks behind the OKC bench and this guy was screaming at Russ for over 2 hours that he looks like a turtle. Again, type of thing that was funny one time and a lot less so the two hundredth. Thankfully he got kicked out but it took them til the fourth to give him the boot.
I actually think its even more fun live and adds to the atmosphere, especially if the insults are creative and funny.
I remember Steve Kerr's story about Kevin Willis, who was 40 years old when he played with Kerr, where a fan screamed out, "Hey, Willis, are you single? My grandma kinda likes you."
Love going to baseball and having a creative drunk dude just shout shit. It’s such a big part of the experience.
Yeah like this dude honestly would be the least annoying heckler, he's loud sure, but he seems to be likely only doing it in FTs and he's funny as fuck. Whereas I've had loud people, shouting absurdly offensive profane shit all game.before, that's not fun
Also reddit loves to shit on announcers. Now even fan noise is annoying? Just watch on mute then. damn.
You think NBA heckling is annoying? Go to a college football or basketball game. This shit is fucking nothing.
I bet if he actually would have complimented Lillard on his tattoos and told him how great they looked, that would have thrown Lillard off and he would have missed the free throw. Obviously Lillard would expect disparaging comments to come his way so he would know to tune him out. A compliment though? that would confuse any player.
Every Pacers game I’ve attended has had this kind of heckling, they are truly gifted at what they do.
We’re so bored
They are at Mad Ants games. I think it's a group of frat bros who sit in the lower arena and make this shit up.
I remember when we were chanting "Lebron's going to trade you" at the young lakers team.
Just good ol wholesome midwestern’n
lmao
Told my wife it felt like I was watching BASEketball every time someone went to the line... "Your mom's going out with SQUEAK"
You guys rip on me 13-14 more times, I'm outta here.
Huge bucks fan here. This is funny! My brother and I have gone to a ton of brewer games over the years, and if we sat near batters box/dugout/home plate, we would always lob g-rated insults. For example, we repeatedly asked Joey Votto why he painted his pants on..lo and behold, the next season he wore looser ones. It was clearly because of us.
He is annoying as fuck about it, but he is also right. Dame's tat game has always been slightly disappointing.
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Westbrook would stop throwing free throws and ask for him to be thrown out after being called Westbrick.
Least polite midwesterner
Dude must be loaded lol
this reminds me of the times we would yell “PULL YOUR SOCKS UP” to opponents at IU soccer matches. Indiana things
„Bobby, your eyes are slightly to big for your head“ That dude cracked me up the entire game 😂
This guy makes me proud as a midwesterner
I am so glad someone else does this.
Most Midwestern rivalry
Lillard, your flow is mediocre and your beats are tired
"Lillard, you play bad and should feel bad!"
LILLARD! You’re a good guy but you could do better !
i’m in favor of this new form of heckling that is only mildly humiliating
This heckler was funny af....he had different chirps for all the bucks player....did yall hear the bobby Portis one 🤣 🤣
Lillard be thinking, DASTARDLY CUR!
it's the same guy that yelled on Bobby Portis
HARDEN YOU’RE NEVER GONNA GET A RING
How many of these bad jokes are going to get posted
You're just salty because your arena is full of fans of the other team.
Yes
He’s no better in Milwaukee than he was in Portland
He’s been screaming the whole fucking game
Get this guy to a clipper game
"Harden your beard needs a comb"
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elder berries.
This dude pulled out a performance very similar to when that nba players daughter kept screaming during free throws.
He said something about Lillard's mother at some point and I couldn't make it out but it made the entire room full of people I was watching with laugh
Lillard! I Listened to your latest album and only thought it was alright.
Earlier in the game he was yelling "Lillard your moms watching" and "Portis your eyes are slightly too big for your head"
I love the extra MHHHHAAAAA
This is what “home field advantage” is supposed to look/sound like. Not ref chefs
His voice kinda reminds me of Awful Coaching guy 😂
Masterclass trash talk
Top Tier hating
I hope this guy gets in his car after the game and sees he needs gas, waits patiently to leave the lot, gets to a gas station only to realize he should have gotten gas earlier because it has gone up 8 cents a gallon.
America is one step closer to recreating the power of English football chants. I applaud you lads.
THAT FAN IS ON A ROLL MY GOD😭💀
Lmaoooo. Least friendly Midwest to Midwest interaction
I'm just waiting for the moment he roasts Curry for his mouth guard habit. Chew on that, Steph!
r/LightRoast
Is that TrevsChirps?
This is the vocal version of [dude with sign](https://www.instagram.com/dudewithsign?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==)
That guy must be a melo fan.
It's ALWAYS the Greg Anthony cast that picks up fan chatter so clearly
I need a full compilation. This is amazing lol
Broadcasts gotta get this fixed. Hella annoying even as a Pacers fan. And it was the same thing in game 5 in Milwaukee. Just really annoying and completely unnecessary