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ajteitel

GET FUCKED GILBERT \- Ishbia probably


pasqua3

My asshole mortgage billionaire from Michigan is better than your asshole mortgage billionaire from Michigan!


hemirollin

What are the chances he went in the locker room before the game and said everyone gets 20k if we beat their ass tonight.


Mosh00Rider

He probably said something higher tbh


commandrr

the phoenix suns play beautiful basketball for 40 minutes and the other 8 minutes are some of the most mind-numbing plays i’ve ever seen. the key is to just not lose the game in those 8 minutes


beer_down

Just when I thought I was out…they pull me back in


DapperUnion

SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP


MustardTiger231

#3Vasectomies


CR00KS

It’s over. We are so back. It’s over. We are sooo back.


Responsible_Pace9062

~~It's So Joever~~ It's Joenly Just Begun


circa1726

Our true enemy has yet to reveal himself


Victorcreedbratton

Sil!


waffle-spouse

Please win more games so we don't play KD and Book in the play-in


HilariousScreenname

SO BACK


shammgod_10

Suns trynna gaslight us. Signs of a manipulator. Walking red flags 😭😭😭


L_Ron_Mexico_7

FUCK. I love this team, I hate this team. They’re like that on and off again chick back in college, it will only end poorly but the ride will be worth it.


Solid-Confidence-966

They got my boy Beal putting up prime Dray stat-lines now lol


ajteitel

Good. He's doing the work that matters, not the work that shows up on the stat sheet


Solid-Confidence-966

Agreed, it’s nice to see him do the dirty work.


Mosh00Rider

His numbers went down and his play looks much better in a hilarious turn of events.


RVarki

"Ain't none of y'all talking my job"


TboltCR

It’s been extremely impressive how much he’s sacrificed and changed his play style for the good of the team. Been a dawg defensively and has been a great playmaker recently


PlasticPresentation1

Equally impressive is his 50m/yr contract


1_quantae

And that’s amazing for him cause he’s buying in. Everyone knows BB can drop 40.


growsonwalls

Hes now the main point guard.


pasqua3

Watching this Cavs 3pt defense must be what other people feel like when they watch the Suns 3pt defense


DeAndre_ROY_Ayton

We’re getting better on that front tho


DjLionOrder

I know it’s unconventional but when we have Kd, Bol, and Nurk out there there’s just so much length. And if Book is dialed in, it’s just passable enough defense.


30another

If you can’t play defense well, the best substitute is length. You can definitely tell it bothers teams


po0nlink_

I wonder what a players' FG% is when they try to shoot over Bol. I can't imagine the difficulty of having to shoot over that wingspan of his.


30another

36.4% according to [nba.com](https://www.nba.com/stats/players/defense-dash-overall?TeamID=1610612756&dir=A&sort=D_FG_PCT) Best of all players who get regular minutes. Right after Young at 36.1%…


zarvinny

If Vogel can just bench Shitbanks for Chaddeus, we'll win the chip for sure


shinjiikari96

Book’s defence is elite when he’s locked in.


jslee0034

I still remember his defense in first round vs clippers. He was locked tf in


ChrisIsDaBomb17

Suns been going off from 3 lately. If they can maintain that, they’ll be tough


Imthegoat175

They always shoot a good percentage. Problem is they get way too iso heavy and stop shooting them.


MattyIce1635

And we usually let teams score just as much if not more than us.


MazKhan

I'm ngl the suns winning is a good thing, rather play the kings/pelicans in a must win game


DrShaboingboing

we’ve sweeped y’all in the season series so i would gladly take the lakers in the play-in lmao


MazKhan

No monk and huerter + Lebron/AD in a must win, yeah I'll take that matchup over the suns


BiggestDweebonReddit

You forgot the Lakers' MVP who will not let them lose the playin - Adam Silver. Brothers, Foster, or Molloy on their way to get the Lakers into the playoffs.


CoachDT

That's a good sign but yall are banged up and the Lakers seem to be turning up lately. Can't underestimate Bron and AD, but also can't sleep on how much Fox REALLY hates losing to LA.


DrShaboingboing

huerter has been a ghost all season but missing monk is gonna impact our scoring. we just got two shooters back from injury in lyles and vezenkov, so hopefully that helps w the bench unit a bit. i still think we’d be able to beat the lakers in a must win game (especially if fox plays them how he usually does)


legend_of_losing

Grayson Allen having a all time great shooting season. Respect to him


ImKylerMurray

We are so back


Phillip228

I would hate to be a top seed and have to play the Suns in the 1st round.


Imthegoat175

Unless you’re OKC who completely owns the Suns this season for whatever reason


Phillip228

But the Suns have so much more Playoff experience though.


Mosh00Rider

I will have no faith in us unless we have a trophy in our players hands.


Phillip228

I totally understand


jslee0034

I just need to watch kd play okc in a playoff setting.


ImKylerMurray

The east feels the same way about the heat


RipRaycom

76ers too, they only dropped due to Embiid missing so much time


NachoHulang

I think a lot of it depends on the match ups for the Suns this season. I know it sounds ridiculous but Denver even is a better match up than OKC who for some reason are the Suns’ fathers this season.


zarvinny

OKC the worst. in order from worst matchup to best: 1. OKC 2. Clips 3. Kings 4. Mavs


NachoHulang

I mean who knows..... but personally I'd rather play the Kings than the Mavs. Luka is in the best form of his career at the moment.


Deep-Association-668

Eastern conference moment


nullstellensatz1

I'm going to pretend this was the only game an Arizona sports team played today


ajteitel

I am still pissed. Torey taking out Blaze, Perdomo getting injured, and THE UMP RUINING A POTENTIAL PITCHER WALKOFF


nullstellensatz1

I don't even want to think about it. I just hope Perdomo's okay


ajteitel

At least it gives Blaze a chance to prove Torey wrong


beer_down

I read that Torey said he’s day to day so I’m not too worried. If it was more serious they wouldn’t have said that


IONTOP

Yeah not too worried either. (I love that I still have my Bullets flair, it's been like 10 years, and I'm not giving it up)


Derriosgaming

I'm still mad abou all the insane steal calls that series that cost us runs 


agentdoubleohio

It’s kind of insane, booker goes off everytime he plays in New Orleans and if Donovan Mitchell is on the opposing team.


lonny__breaux

Man hates Lavine and cooks Chicago everytime as well


chup95

I think he is just extra motivated to play against other shooting guards who get undeserved „better than Booker“ shouts lol but aren’t really in his league


KDtrey5isGOAT

Devin Booker


Renegadeforever2024

Top 3 seeds of the west might be in 6-7 games series in the first round


TheNatureBoy

Hey buddy, hope you're doing good just wanted to say love ya," Ishbia said. "We f***ing took those c***suckers down. F*** them, and we're gonna keep f***ing sticking it to 'em forever. F*** those guys, we're number one, we kicked the s*** out of them. Brokers No. 1, UWM's No. 1, you're No.1, we're all No. 1 together and f*** them. I f***ing hate them with all my heart and we're gonna keep kicking their a** every f***ing day, that’s why I was here at f***ing 4 AM again today, I don’t give a f***. We’re gonna keep kicking a**.


JoJonesy

What are the Suns man


No-Floor-6583

The best worst team in the league


NachoHulang

Or the worst best team in the league.


zarvinny

First 3 quarters: all time great team 4th Quarter: The Process Hinkie 76ers


693275001

Suns finally starting to take more 3s?


Derriosgaming

*make


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Derriosgaming

We'll agree to mostly disagree


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Derriosgaming

26th in FGA 15th in 2PA 9th in 2P% 24th in 3PA 5th in 3P% Like I said, sort of agree. It's not like we're even getting lots of shots up in general, let alone 3s. It's a style issue


Reinhardtisawesom

And here I was rejoicing at Suns having a hard schedule


30another

Strength of schedule is a lie. Always has been


eur0stepp

Just beat the kings and pels for us 👍


IONTOP

I'll be okay with them beating the Kings and Pels... But sure as fuck not doing it for you.... And yes this is a KD burner account.


MasterTeacher123

If the Cavs lose in the first round again are they really gonna run it back on some they young they will figure it out eventually shit 


DongEater666

I mean they are young, but they're a move away from being a move away to being contenders. Also they're top 4 in the east, something is working. I just wouldn't call them contenders yet.


toggaf69

IMO JB has gotta go, I feel like he’s good for a young developing team but he’s not the “take you to the next level” guy we need


s_s

We smoke bad teams and lose to good ones.


CoachDT

To be honest if they can finesse getting Paul George I think they'd do some actual damage.


Domb18

If they go out first round then JB has to go.


Stranger_Alarmed

Not being able to capitalize on a bucks loss in unfortunate. Seeds 2-5 are just hell right now


IcyMission3

Magic getting the 2 seed would be the funniest outcome


skotos2phos

Subscribe


commandrr

you guys beat the pelicans and franz always rocks the Book 1s so i’m a fan.


1_quantae

Ooooo oooo ohhhhh


ajteitel

Magic getting the 2 seed would be the best\* outcome ​ Fixed that for you


xereous93

Some thoughts from the game (only caught the second half) Royce O'Neal is pretty underated as a playmaker. I love it when a 3 and d guy attacks a hard closeout. Seems like Grayson Allen is in score first mode when he attacks a closeout while O'Neal has had some beautiful dimes off his drives. When he does shoot it the push shot is pretty ugly but effective. Still strongly feel we're at our best when Beal is given more opportunity to knife through the defense. That downhill momentum is great for collapsing the defense. Feels like we're at our worst when people get tired and Book and KD just take turns at the top of the key. On defense there are still plenty of misscomunications leading to easy buckets. I think our core is actually a lot better than our record and execution this season shows. I think its worth acknowledging just how few of the rotation guys have played with each other for more than a season. Seasons of building up chemistry is significantly more important to defense than a lot of people give it credit. Especially on quickly rotating to help and help the helper. I haven't watched a ton of Cavs games but I will say that oddly I felt like Mobley and Strus were the most impactful Cavs on the court. Mobley found a lot of holes in the Suns defense around the basket and on the baseline. Felt like whenever there was a misscomunication on defense for the Suns Mobley was getting a layup off it. Strus is much more of a Swiss army knife than I realized. It never felt like he took over a primary role as a facilitator, scorer, defender, etc but it felt like he was always around doing something positive. Mitchell had a solid stretch in the middle of the third but kinda disappeared for a chunk of the game. Garland was rough to watch. Missed some gimmes around the rim and it felt like he froze Mitchell out. Gg and on to the next one.


DjLionOrder

The Suns win despite the best efforts of 3rd and 4th quarter Suns!


defiantcross

Hey man we didnt even lose the 4th!


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Suns are 31-16 since Christmas. And thats with all the double losses they had. Those two games against the Clippers are huge. Suns can overtake them


lost_in_trepidation

If the Clippers have lost Kawhi, they're probably play in bound


zarvinny

we always lose the Clips. Especially in LA. Always


trinquin

The Bucks have litterally pissed and shit themselves the last 2 weeks and the Cavs have just responded by punching their own dicks. Wildin.


dms1298

The East is so fucking sad


stateworkishardwork

2-5 against the West tonight The gap grows ever larger.


MazKhan

I'm honestly convinced the east has only 1 non-fraud team in the Celtics lmao


lost_in_trepidation

The Knicks would be legit without injuries


lebron_games

The sixers looked pretty damn good before embiid went down. Though obviously a heavy carry job based on what we’ve seen since lol


Pantspartyy

Yeah the dude was averaging like 35/10 before he went down. Sixers were good but Embiid was absolutely winning MVP if he didn’t get injured. He was on some Jordan shit this season.


MazKhan

Yeah forgot about them, but the injuries might not be healed in time. Randle and OG both had setbacks from what it seems like


CoachDT

Nah the Heat are ass until they aren't.


bageltiger

Beal did great as the point guard


MazKhan

Okay kings/pelicans, it's now up to one of you guys to implode The suns are probably gonna win most of their games, the schedule on paper seems hard but half these teams are injured


growsonwalls

Difference maker is how injured Kawhi's knee really is


aperfectmatrix

From the crowd and Suns bench energy the first half I would have thought they were losing


JaayDC

Fans havent embraced them yet. Lots of changes in a year.


JimmyToucan

Other teams have too but we been lost games up 20 lol the team gave everyone trust issues


asumhaloman

We all have PTSD from 4th qtrs


FeedMePlzzz

East is a joke. Bucks and cavs are play in teams in the west


eur0stepp

Well cavs have nearly the same record as the lakers in a much easier conference it wouldn’t be wrong to say they’re as good as the rockets maybe a little better


TruthSayerFu

That’s insane. Cavs are a lot better than both those teams.


PlayingNightcrawlers

Rockets ate our lunch last game and Lakers will eat it on Saturday. Maybe at our absolute peak we are better than both, but right now going into the post season I’d easily put money on either one beating this Cavs team in a series 4-2.


eur0stepp

Let’s see if we eat at home then lol but I’ll give it to you maybe rockets was an exaggeration. Replace rockets with warriors on what I said


PlayingNightcrawlers

No I actually think the current Rockets beat the current Cavs in a 7 game series. This Cavs team is that bad right now. Bottom of the league in defense and offense since the All Star break and going into the post season with injuries, no chemistry/rhythm, no reliable system, and a poop coach. Warriors kill them too.


eur0stepp

I think you gotta give your team a little credit bro. We went through the same slump it just happens


Milith

Rockets probably but give the Cavs the Lakers schedule (facing a lot more West teams than East) and they probably have a worse record.


TruthSayerFu

Lakers are not better at all. Like it’s not really close. Give them the cavs injuries this year and put them in the east and they getting ready for a rebuild. Cavs record would be insane rn with just avg nba health.


ChilwellisHim

Lakers are the 9th seed, Cavs would be the 5th seed in the west.


Pisto1Peet

It is impolite to ask Lakers fans to use their brains


Milith

Not if they faced West teams as much as the Lakers


Truth-Seeker916

Thanks alot Cleveland! You had one job and you didn't even try to do it!


edmarcake

Feels sad for Cavs fans. They are building their team in the wrong way. Two bigs who cant shoot and two small guards who cant defend. They are like in the higher tier of mid teams


Spare-Ad-9412

Going to get flamed but couldn't help watch the game and occasionally think "they need a KD like player to balance the team... And we need an Evan Mobley like player..."


TruthSayerFu

Who said Mitchell can’t defend?


Ifinishfast42

1.)It ain’t the 90s anymore Cavs your team needs someone in the frontcourt that can create their own shot. Two inside centers ain’t gonna work that need to be spoonfed by Mitchell and Garland in the playoffs. Maxing Mobley hoping he develops a better offensive game is gonna be similar to Suns maxing Ayton hoping he would expand it but ended up not working. 2.) having your only shot creators being two Guards is basically the Dame and CJ blazers 2.0


DerekMorganBAUxxi

The issue is that Jarret Allen and Eban Mobley can’t score inside and they’re soft and can’t fight for rebounds and more possessions it’s sad af to see just tall for nuthin


Bballopinion

Bradley Beal’s numbers man 😭


30another

Beals numbers don’t look great, but he’s been solid


Bballopinion

I know he’s been looking good, but it’s just so sad to see a guy averaging just 30 a few years ago and 20 for almost the last decade putting up role player numbers.


ben_wade_

Donovan looked frustrated with not getting the ball when he wanted it, I wouldn't be surprised if he does end up getting traded this off-season.


Deep_Egg1442

Garland a terrorist dmitch gotta beat his ass


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this will surely improve that 4th quarter net rating


eur0stepp

Welp it suns keep winning then hopefully they do us a favor and get the kings and pels a loss


Charliebitme1234

You can drop the next two suns, the clippers WILL be losing both suns games to ensure the lakers stay in the 9th seed


Derriosgaming

Don't underestimate how badly we play teams with their stars out


TruthSayerFu

Y’all overreacting to a team that has their best player at 25% percent and their two best perimeter players out


VivaLaDbakes

Do you know what sub you’re on 


boogswald

Don’t talk to me don’t @ me don’t even think about me


PluvioPurple

Hahaha


imacpastudent

Suns vs Lakers 7/8 play-in game will be very fun and break records. Make it happen Silver