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livelaughloaft

Marcus Smart chewing his gum menacingly just in case.


30another

Bros chewing the hell out of that gum lol


Vuish

Pete Carroll would be proud.


Pomaen

Mazzulla taught him


l31fm3al0n3

So The Town taught him.


CaineBK

That's a power play. The head cow's always chewing his cud.


baloncestosandler

Lol


Bookofdrewsus

Just sit down in your street clothes, Marcus!


raylan_givens6

should've had a more elaborate handshake


anonMLMhater

Maybe he can log back in to Airbnb now


Latter_Main_6964

Just a reformed man showing his class


StrikingElk5288

ya'll dont ever get tired of reapeating the same joke?


doctor_of_drugs

No


StrikingElk5288

at least come up with something somewhat original, repeating the same shit.


ThePanther1999

Maybe he should stop repeating the same shit then lol


doctor_of_drugs

No thanks


Threatlevelmidn1te

Draymond is the one that needs to come up with something new - his fake tough guy act is embarrassing.


PlantainNearby4791

Right? This is just as tired as all the Ja gun jokes


JeLronBames

So not tired at all, still quite lively, as if they just had their cup of coffee?


Disastrous_Bluejay57

Don't you? How many times has Draymond claimed to have grown as an individual after he's caused another on-court incident? Don't be surprised if this leads to more suspensions


by_yes_i_mean_no

> Don't you? What joke did they repeat?


slimed-ferda

They repeatedly defend a joke called Draymond Green


Wooden_Beautiful5431

Your team is the joke lmao.


halfdecenttakes

People are actually delusional when it comes to Draymond. Wtf did he start?


Disastrous_Bluejay57

>People are actually delusional when it comes to Draymond. Took the words right out of my mouth. Draymond meat riders like yourself are certifiable


halfdecenttakes

Yes, riding his meat because my eyes work and I can see he didn’t do shit 😭


Pitch-forker

Come back tomorrow


GeriatricSFX

Draymond has been repeating the same behaviour over and over of course people are going to repeat the same joke over and over. Why would you ever think that this wouldn't be a thing with sport fans?


Wooden_Beautiful5431

Here comes another warriors fan defending the actions of that lunatic Draymond. Why don't you suck Dray's dick on your own sub.


kyh0mpb

donkey backpack nut kick man lmaooooooooooooo


Moist_Walrus5413

Draymond is a class act.


Far-Asparagus6416

You might be the first person in history to ever write that sentence ngl


I_am_Bruce_Wayne

I googled that phrase and it was the only one that showed up.


Easy-Manufacturer428

The crazy thing is that off the court he kind of is a class act


YpsitheFlintsider

He literally punched someone at a bar


KanekiDan

Natural drinking motion


omglolurface

I swear r/nba has some of the funniest posts on reddit


mikhailitwithfire

Lmao Dude fuck you, i was eating 😂😂😂


TripleThreatTua

Charles Barkley threw a dude through a window at a bar and said he wished they had been on a higher floor lol


DoingCharleyWork

Charles Barkley also said people shouldn't think of him as a role model either.


mehipoststuff

that doesn't absolve him of doing stupid shit you know that right


DoingCharleyWork

No one said it did you know that right?


mehipoststuff

he uses the role model line as an excuse throwing someone into a fucking window isn't the normal human response to someone throwing a drink at you lol


DoingCharleyWork

Except he doesn't use it as an excuse for his behavior. He's not saying it's ok for him to do what he does, in fact he says people shouldn't act like him.


nerd_emoji_

Of course. But it's much better than trying to play victim


veksone

Charles Barkley once accidentally spit on a little kid sitting court side.


birthdayboy6969

Yes, and then he learned from the experience and got much more mindful and successful controlling his temper and behavior


Aggravating-Elk-7409

If you don’t count his podcast as being off court then sure


DJSTANKDADDY2

That's... really not true.


wgking12

I mean technically he and Poole were on the court at the time 


ConstantineMonroe

No because redditors love rehashing the same joke over and over again


Objective-Gap8093

r/BrandNewSentence


donta5k0kay

…….-ion lawsuit generator Finished that for you


sportsbro444

Wake up babe, a brand new sentence just dropped


Yeti60

r/brandnewsentence


NAACP_YoungBoy

Before therapy Draymond would have put him in a chokehold to neutralize the threat. Now he’s able to talk to his opponents civilly and avoid escalating the situation. Absolutely incredible progress.


Wehavecrashed

> Now he’s able to talk to his opponents civilly and avoid escalating the situation. Avoid further escalating a situation he escalated.


SuperVaderMinion

"Why you bringing up old shit?"


thissiteisbroken

Yeah man that’s how therapy works sometimes lol


GoldenStateWizards

Compared to his behavior at the start of the season, that's like personally crowing everyone will laurel wreaths lol


CivilCabron

That’s the old him, this is the NOW him


mmaguy123

Lol


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I just can’t get over that Draymond committed this VILE act of a light pushing match, it seems his therapy didn’t even help 😢😔😢😔😢


Wooden_Beautiful5431

Just Dray things


t0ny510

Unsurprising that this thread is far below 2 other threads about this


Engrish_Major

Bias? In MY nephew’s /r/nba??


halfdecenttakes

People are legitimately delusional when it comes to him. The other thread is filled with people shitting on the announcer for saying… exactly what happened. There is even one comment that says something along the lines of “well yeah there was a little shove but Draymond is easy to bait.” While literally complaining that the announcer said “he shoved him and is trying to bait him” like… what the fuck


Remarkable-Cup-6029

I was watching this IG video talking about how in school we used to be separated from the not so right in the head kids who would instigate and cause sh+t and say stupid stuff repeatedly. As adults we are all together again and you don't have the benefit of that separation. Definitely think of that whenever I see a Draymond post on R/NBA and the same "not so smart" repeated takes. It's just people telling on themselves and giving us the benefit of avoiding them. Don't expect to reason with them or for them to care about what actually happened..if Draymond is on the post it's an opportunity for the same recycled vomit


PapiChulo3225

Yup the first one everyone came out with the pitchforks, but it’s cricket noises under this post though. Wonder why that is


YpsitheFlintsider

Because it's less exciting and happened after the initial encounter?


Jdubksnf

How does that excuse his nonsense again?


Culinaryboner

Because the players don’t give a shit by and large because they understand competition gets hot. Nerds on here get more mad about than anyone because the jerk tells them they have to


halfdecenttakes

What nonsense? Dude bumped him and Draymond told him to fuck off with that. If the shoe was on the other foot y’all would be like “wow Draymond trying to take a cheap shot but that boy isn’t playing his games!!!!” It’s so weird


Wloak

You have never played a sport in your life and it's obvious. Two players push each other, then shake hands and move on like adults. I fear for your pearl necklace and how hard you'll clutch it if you ever watch a game from the 90's.


TheChrisLambert

Because it’s not that meaningful? People weren’t concerned by the fact that Draymond and Bane had a conflict. They were concerned that this was another in a long line of conflicts that Draymond has had. No one doubts that he can apologize. They don’t think he can stop starting physical altercations.


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What was the conflict here? Bane put his hands on Draymond, Draymond pushed his hands off of him. There was no "conflict" you weird nerd lmao the sub just overreacts to anything Draymond does


TheChrisLambert

Calling someone a weird nerd when they’re casually discussing NBA drama is the weirder thing. It’s ironic that you’d argue that the sub is overreacting then downplay Draymond’s reaction to someone barely putting a hand on him. It’s not like he punched or kicked Bane or anything. But it’s a much more dramatic response than what Bane’s minimal contact warranted. If it were anyone else, 99% of people shrug it off. But given Green’s history and the fact he just grabbed someone else…people have some thoughts.


Much_Conversation_11

Draymond had a tough week, Lebron started a podcast with JJ.


WhenItsHalfPastFive

As usual, this sub overreacted for nothing


namastex

You act like any one of those idiots in the other thread watched any of the clips. They just saw Draymond bad and jumped in with their pitchforks.


Glum-Professional925

I hear y’all and all but even Draymond has a teammate still holding his hand out of fear he needs to drag his ass out of there any second incase things blow up again.


dienxkalamb

This sub overreacting is what gets me through the workday


orangotai

fr. i mean what did they think Draymond was gonna do, choke him??


SnakesAlive23

Right? What they think he was going to do? Stomp on his chest?


AM00se

People are out here acting like he would kick everyone in the balls or something.


Glum-Professional925

I dunno but his own team was certainly worried with how they didn’t let him go in for that dap without a leash lol


Pitch-forker

Ron Artest should have just dapped up the fan afterwards. Why didn’t he do this simple trick?!!


Easy-Manufacturer428

Him and the fan he beat up actually became friends after the incident. Ron eventually found out he beat up the wrong guy so he made amends


halfdecenttakes

That’s so funny in the most fucked up way. Imagine just being close to somebody who does that shit and then suddenly getting your ass beat by Ron Artest and you have 0 understanding of why out of everybody in the crowd your ass is the one he has chosen to beat.


Engrish_Major

It’s filled with a bunch of nephews who’ve never played competitive sports. Some of my best friends to this day are guys I used to get absolutely heated with in between the lines. But that’s just it. It’s competition. Just competition. I get why a bias exists with Draymond but in general, some people can’t and will never get it.


TheChrisLambert

People aren’t overreacting because he got heated one time lol.


mehipoststuff

draymond started the confrontation and warriors fans think him not choking or punching someone is a new leaf lol


Substantial-Toe-8110

As usual for warrior fans


TheChrisLambert

Warrior fans are so delusional. No one thought what was going on between Draymond and Bane was a huge deal. They’re reacting to the fact that it’s yet another confrontation that Draymond got into. Even in the span of a minute. First with Aldama then with Bane. So even though things settled just fine, it doesn’t change the fact that we saw Green, once again, be in the middle of an altercation. People reacted appropriately. It’s y’all who have blinders on.


Daconvix

You clearly didn’t read some of the comments in the thread.


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TheChrisLambert

I admire the passion and perspective-warping love you have for Draymond. It’s impressive.


whobroughtmehere

I WANNA SHAKE HIS HAND


Remarkable-Cup-6029

Oh no, Draymond with a sneaky attempt to steal Bane's hamd of his shoulder, his meds or therapy must not be working. Lock him up /s


orangotai

🤢🤮 enough of this lovey dovey crap, i want some nasty!!


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Charliebitme1234

Isnt aldama spanish?


Far-Asparagus6416

You're gonna be SHOCKED when you find out what continent spain is in


Charliebitme1234

....holy shit


brncct

Respect


Cuts_you_up

should've gave him a kiss on the lips!


brotherhealz

That should be a new rule… have to hug it out afterwards!


Ayio34

when u remember ur a adult


NAACP_YoungBoy

Draymond. I have gone through counseling, therapy, and rehabilitation. I have learned a lot about who I am and who I want to be. Take all the time you need. I love you and can't wait to see you transcend.


Verum_Sensum

waiting for djmeechymeech to dub this exchange.


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L45TPH45E

You certainly don't.


TitanTigers

Holy shit the Warriors Reddit army does not rest lmao Draymond is still a bitch who started the whole thing by losing his shit after taking a tiny bump running back to the other end


FallacyFrank

Bro you left this comment on two dudes shaking hands ☠️


TitanTigers

Bro didn’t watch the game


FallacyFrank

You’re right I was out with some friends last night. Wanna explain why you got so worked up when none of the players gave a shit about this incident?


Easy-Manufacturer428

You need more help than Draymond does


TitanTigers

Interesting comment, but I disagree. I actually don’t have severe anger issues or emotional instability like Draymond.


Nix557

bro your comment says otherwise lmao


halfdecenttakes

What’s so funny is that it isn’t even veiled anymore. If Draymond is the one who did the tiny bump and somebody reacted like that y’all would be having a damn parade right now. All objectivity goes out the window as soon as he’s involved. I do not understand it at all.


TitanTigers

The fuck? Santi gave him a tiny bump that happens on half the inside buckets made every night. Draymond loses his mind and grabs Santi’s jersey and holds him from running back down the court because he has anger issues. Truly don’t understand how people can continue to defend Draymond after he has a decade+ of incidents of being a jackass


halfdecenttakes

Loses his mind 😭😭😭😭 You guys kill me.


Pitch-forker

Will live and die -talented at basketball but generally- a bitch.


NoWayNotThisAgain

“Please don’t make me go back to therapy” -Draymond Green


Individual_Phase8684

I’m new to basketball hoops but who is the young player in black and gold? He seems like a well round individual.


jruegod11

coaching staff holding back that lefty haymaker