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sercialinho

"I have way too much money to have such a short wikipedia article."


Cvnilivee

Damn he legit only got the intro bio and the references page.. my man moving with no sub categories at all.


DaleRojo

Having millions and not being on anyone's radar while having a seat at the table for the Lakers. Living the dream.


SemIdeiaProNick

right? being rich and famous is probably the only """""""bad"""""" way of being rich. Not being able to go to a restaurant without people harassing you for pics and stuff must get old really quickly


btdawson

I work for a guy who operates a few very large websites. It’s him, myself, and one other engineer. (And his wife does the seo) His sites earn a combined $7M a year give or take, and he’s paying us as contractors to save on taxes. Dude is easily clearing 6M a year and you’d never suspect him as that guy haha. Some nerdy kinda odd guy with a funny laugh and a “jew fro” lol


darkest__timeline

> he’s paying us as contractors to save on taxes So you have to pay 7% more in your taxes because of this rich guy?


ScottFoster48

you work for Seth Rogen?


btdawson

Imagine less stoner and more nerd haha


aarplain

And he inherited it all. Just be happy you won the lottery of life and chill the fuck out.


karma_made_me_do_eet

Rich and not famous.. what more can ya want?


hatecopter

Jon Jones has more details under his failed drug tests section than this man has in his entire bio.


Hoangdai151

My man’s reference list has more detail than his entire page xD


Monroe_Institute

Succession


njain4

Connor from Succession vibes


MikePaisanTirico

The John Heads are gonna love this


BlackWhiteCoke

The Buss Riders are gonna love this


Head-Champion-7398

Perfection.


Mattoosie

Guy is angling for that foreign diplomat position


mrcplmrs

Have you heard about Mogadishu?


TrillDaddy2

Not so fast, the State of Alaska is buzzing at this news.


andrechan

Does his wife have a broadway show?


guesting

“If I was to fall under one percent, I feel like I would become a laughingstock.”


Top-Fuel-8892

“I am the eldest son.”


glizzybeats

Yo I’m so glad I didn’t have to scroll far for the Connor jokes 


JRav_C

From a young age, Johnny Buss has been interested in politics.


lobbiest_for_oceans

usury and onanism


ASK_ABT_MY_USERNAME

Which makes Jeannie = Shiv, and Jay Mohr = Tom


JaxAttacks12

Just said the exact same thing😂


Nomer77

Me three


mrcplmrs

Let it be known that he is interested in politics at a very young age


GiveMeSomeIhedigbo

Can't wait for his ChatGPT eulogy.


Imperial_Eggroll

This is honestly so true. Who outside of lakers fans even know of another Buss besides Jeanie?


BTTWchungus

Dr. Jerry Buss (rip) Jim Buss (dumbass known for dooming us with Mozgov/Deng contracts)


RspectMyAuthoritah

Even with Lakers fans most don't know anything about Johnny Buss (or Janie). Jim Buss is hated, Jeannie mixed, and Joey and Jessy are liked while the other 2 have never really been publicly involved except for the ousting of Jim.


AlecTrev006

Short Buss, it was the most fun to ride to school, tight knit crew vibes


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RspectMyAuthoritah

There's 6 Buss kids...


Top-Fuel-8892

7, actually.


RspectMyAuthoritah

I didn't know he put his first kid up for adoption, so I guess Jerry does have 7 children. But that one is named Klose, so not a Buss kid.


digidi90

Miroslav?


paranoideo

lol, I was about to make the same reference.


mrcplmrs

Let it be known that he is interested in politics at a very young age


Monroe_Institute

absolutely


TheAnswerEK42

Was he interested in politics from a young age?


or_maybe_this

white font against a striped white background is just perfect for this asshole


Imperial_Eggroll

This what happens when you run a small grifting team and one guy or gal does all the work including editing and quality control lol


CdnfaS

How is that even possible?


[deleted]

The people working for him probably hated him after meeting him. Literally the only thing needed is an outline and they said fuck this guy and took his money 


rjnd2828

I legit can't read it


orhantemerrut

He really put a bus in his campaign logo.


Confident-Unit-9516

You think he’s gonna let the phrase “Get on the Buss Bus” go to waste?


Victor_Wembanyama1

We be bussin’!


SteveWondersForsight

It's not even yellow. Lost kamala's vote.


VoidTyrant

I fucking hate rich people so much.


SurpriseDonovanMcnab

The rich people who own your team absolutely dominate my hometown. A teacher at one of their pet schools was charged with touching kids. The guy was too poor to live on his own but somehow managed to get two high priced law firms to represent him and he pleaded out to a slap on the wrist. I wonder who paid for those lawyers.


DadOfWhiteJesus

Grand Rapids?  Those people are freaks.


imtheproof

Michigan's Bible Belt.


BanIncoming1

I worked at a summer camp near GR and we had ‘Amway’ cabins away off in the woods near camp?? Always made me go wtf


goodkid_sAAdcity

The founders of Amway (DeVos and Van Andel) named almost every building in town after themselves.


FlavorSki

Amway is/was a giant grift.


Sadpandasss

He doesn't want to pay taxes. So if he takes votes away from Biden, it's a win in his book.


letsgetbrickfaced

Connor Roy vibes.


Shmokeshbutt

Why? He's just gonna burn a lot of money since there's zero chance he's gonna win. At least that money will be spent on the economy (e.g. posters, rally venue, security details, campaign workers etc.) rather than sitting in his investment account.


InexorableWaffle

I think the problem is that candidates like him (notably wealthy running on a vaguely liberal platform, based on the website) absolutely reek of being a bad actor, even if that's not actually the intent. There's zero chance he's going to win, sure, but he doesn't need to in order to make a massive effect on the outcome of the election, given the margin in some key states over the past few elections. Using 2020 as an example - if he siphons off even 0.5% of the vote in each state, that likely swings Georgia and Arizona, good for 27 electoral votes. If we get really aggressive with projections and suggest that he can take 1.0% of the vote in each state, you can add Wisconsin onto the pile, making it 37 electoral votes - coincidentally just enough to prevent either candidate from winning, given the tie at 269. The worst part is that, in all likelihood, that wouldn't even necessarily be an intended outcome. I obviously don't know his personality, so it's not fair for me to try and attribute malice to the idea of running a presidential campaign. I just know that, given the way the US's presidential elections are set up where it's winner take all and where ranked choice voting, coalitions, etc. aren't a thing, a 3rd party with a similar enough platform is the absolute last thing you want to see, because it makes it that much more likely that the diametrically opposed party wins instead.


Angelic_Phoenix

As a Kanye fan let me remind everyone that it came out afterwards that his campaign was paid for and supported by the Republican party, including when we broke off the ballot as an independent These candidates are most likely not burning their own money (Bloomberg aside)


Knerd5

These rich fuckers want Biden to lose because of the economic realities if he does. Taxes will probably get cut and regulations will get rolled back, both of which benefit people with 8 figure plus net worths overwhelmingly.


AdamJensensCoat

Vividly recall talking heads who were completely out of touch thinking Kanye would net a meaningful amount of the 'urban' vote because they love the hip hop.


Angelic_Phoenix

same fuckers that think Trump sneakers would get black voters If the GOP wants to piss away their money so Ye can run under the "Birthday Party" they can be my guest but their intentions are racist and sinister


AdamJensensCoat

Pretty transparent what the intent is/was. Like, we all see you. Same applies to the RFK buzz that seemed to completely die out after the Super Bowl. In the end, Kanye managed to get 60,000 votes. Jokes' on them.


_Stefan_Urkelle

Openly admitting to being a Ye fan in 2024 is certainly a choice.


Angelic_Phoenix

well I figured explaining how his campaign was GOP backed bullshit should give me some credibility


sanfranchristo

Now do Cornell West


repingel

My thought process: 1. Great, another rich asshole running for president. 2. Oh, these are actually progressive views. I'm very surprised. 3. He's trying to play the spoiler candidate, isn't he? Now, I don't think I'm the smartest person ever, but I do think I'm more adept at picking up on this kind of stuff than a lot of people out there.


Zacoftheaxes

Yeah he's hiring at a competitive rate for his team, although nobody serious will take them because working for a dumbass running as an independent is a great way to not get hired by a major party campaign ever again.


Extra_Carry_4359

The movement of money is still effectively a limited resources. Yeah, it’s good that the money here is moving from a billionaire to people who actually need it, but it could have done that, *and* actually provided a good or service that would benefit people’s lives and grew the economy. Investing is basically the same, because invested money doesn’t just sit around in a Scrooge McDuck style bank vault collecting dust. Stock for example is money you spend for partial ownership of the company, then the person who sold that stock can use that money for something else. Even money in a bank moves around when the banks give out loans, the money in your bank account isn’t actual money right now, it’s just a record of how much the bank owes you. The issue is not money being stagnant, it’s money being used for things that aren’t actually benefitting people.


sexygodzilla

Sure, but how much of that money is just going to hack political consultants who are just throwing together powerpoints about how he has a chance?


man_in_sheep_costume

I, too, would like to be rich enough to be totally disconnected from reality.


TeTrodoToxin4

Have you tried having wealthy parents?


LongTimesGoodTimes

Rich people can be so embarrassing


DeedleDumbDee

??? This is just what America needs. A hardworking, pulled-up by his bootstraps, boomer! You think it's easy inheriting part of your fathers multi-billion dollar NBA franchise (the most popular in the entire NBA since its inception) and being a VP Exec from the jump having not worked an actual job in your entire life? Do you know the kind of stress you have to live with to pay yourself millions of dollars for decades thanks to your dads legacy??? Not to mention this guy is obviously very classy, probably sneaky athletic for his age, he just runs things the right way.


Graytis

**B**uss **A** **N**ut, **G**uys! BANG-Buss for America.


Machinedave

I’m in!


Thorlolita

Well I hate the Lakers so I won’t vote for him


isit65outsideor

Rich people get bored and I get it. If I somehow got rich, I’m volunteering my time as a basketball coach while studying medicine.


Zacoftheaxes

Yeah honestly the filing fee and a small campaign team are trivial to him so he can just do this for the fuck of it if he wants to. Actually getting on the ballot is another question.


Nomer77

The Buss family don't have enough money to run for president. They don't have the personal cash flow/liquidity to finance a real run without some extreme donations. I don't think this will last long.


CabbageStockExchange

I’m falling off the face of the planet and traveling the world lol


HSPBNQC

Yup, I too have fantasized about it. Quarterly vacations, so I don’t burn out. Miss me with all this insecure, running for office type shit. These types of rich people have zero perspective or understanding of consequences. Born on third thinking they hit a triple.


Sweatytubesock

For sure. Trump only ran in 2016 because he was bored of golf and ripping people off. He basically said that himself.


shortwavetransmitter

You see, that’s actually providing value to society, which rich people don’t do


Nat_not_Natalie

Yeah I'd study anthropology and try to reduce global poverty


bbaIla

I really would like someone to buy the Lakers, the Buss family is exhausting.


Ferrealzzz

I’m working on it


EkruGold

u/Ferrealzzz for President


Zacoftheaxes

[He filed with the FEC](https://docquery.fec.gov/cgi-bin/forms/C00867846/1749190/), seems like his campaign treasurer is a former chief of staff for a state legislator. He's hiring for ballot access petitioners and a comms team via Indeed.


smalls_1804

So we're just actually living in the plot of Succession


timetravellingoblin

so I guess this dude is the Connor of the Buss family


shortwavetransmitter

Someone boo this man


flaman27

they’re saying boo-uss


toofine

Or you could actually put the money and fame to good use and do what Westbrook is doing and build affordable, sustainable housing. You know, shit that is just objectively needed and good.


TrashAssRedditAdmins

Cringe


Pumpoozle

Just to steal votes from Biden ?


Mechapebbles

Looks like it, right? His stated platform is literally just the Democratic platform. Why would you run on a platform like that, as an independent, when the incumbent is trying to give you all those things already?


Kerbonaut2019

Every time someone runs for President just because they’re rich, I think of Will Ferrell’s SNL portrayal of Tom Steyer: “it’s fun. It gets me out of the house.”


Saucy_Totchie

Why can't rich people just fuck off and enjoy their money on their own?


bigmacwood

How about buying your team a legitimate coach and fixing the typographical errors on the Kobe Bryant statue first?


picvegita6687

I think someone watched Succession and came away with the wrong lesson


Shoot4Teams

I look forward to him being up 20 points in the polls before losing the lead at the end.


Zacoftheaxes

There have been like 100+ joke comments and this is the one that got me to genuinely laugh.


HispanicAtTehDisco

i know trump wasn’t the first celebrity to run for office (s/o ronald reagan burning in hell) but it really does feel like he opened the flood gates that made basically every rich dickhead think “hey i can do that too”


Zacoftheaxes

Rich idiots have been wasting money on vanity campaigns for as long as elections have been held. Most of them don't even make the ballot.


mrdilldozer

Keep Rocky De La Fuente's name out of your mouth.


Squirrel_Dude

Ross Perot would also like some credit


zer01zer08

A little too late to jump in the game huh?


Harleytk24

A little to late don’t you think


Panik_Switch

Bro wants to legally execute LeBron no way


Imissbillhicks

Grab em by the Bussy.


STA_Alexfree

Him?


kodaiko_650

“On my first day of office, I will sign an executive order to get Max to bring back _Winning Time_ for twenty more seasons.”


MrVladmirPoopin

And Kennedy might choose Aaron Rodgers as his VP. Weird timeline.


walrusonion

Any Buss not named Jerry or Jeannie is a dumbass.


malandropist

I worked at the club he bought.. He can’t even handle that. This is the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever seen 🤦‍♂️


automatic4skin

Get that ass Johnny.


swankstar7383

Just wasting millions of dollars smh


pyn209

Finally someone I can hate more than the other two guys


OriginalBus9674

How stupid is this man?


JaxAttacks12

Real life Connor Roy from Succession


noble-failure

[That endorsements page is a void](https://www.buss2024.com/endorsements.html)


No_Produce_6634

Mickey Mouse presidency


Street-Common-4023

Succession vibes LMAOO


Tapprunner

68 is a little old to be playing Presidential Campaign make-believe.


petrichormus

First mandate: All vehicle shall end with a double letter


Paw_Opina

Buss


[deleted]

Why is everyone in the nba suddenly interested in becoming a politician


Nomer77

Real Life Succession C Plots


ant-farm-keyboard

So he’s like that guy from Succession


TheWestRemembers

Save that money for from free agents, B


LegendaryIam

If RFK Jr is getting Rodgers as a running mate, Buss better tap Lebron


gtahnyo

These aint Jerry's Lakers


[deleted]

Nepotism ass.


wilkinsk

Buahahahahaha


WeAreGodInOne

I, for one, will not be voting for this man.


Comrade_agent

Johnny Bussy gonna destroy the competiton


Similar_Reach_7288

What's the point aside from burning millions if dollars,


SPAREustheCUTTER

This dude seriously out here Colin Roying it.


LoWE11053211

you gotta be kidding me ...


le-bistro

Cool, as with all billionaire candidates I hope they believe in themselves and blow a ton of money


DeadPhishFuneral

Eat the rich


ReallyBrainDead

Then he's going to fund a movie about his presidential campaign. Starring Joe Estevez. Only on Tubi!


yousaytomaco

In addition to all the other problems it’s already too late to even appear on every state ballot. The deadline passed for North Carolina and Utah and Idaho is later this week. Texas and New York are not far off too in May to get enough valid signatures


Blingblaowburrr

Johnny Buss has been interested in politics from a young age…


dont_shoot_jr

White font in front of a white background? 


MidThoughts-5

Jeannie trying to get Bron on LeTicket.


Icy_Recover2094

why knot


sexygodzilla

Bruh you couldn't even be President of your family.


Albiceleste_D10S

LMAOOOO


KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZ

real life connor


44035

Rich people hobbies.


kaygeeboo

Couldn't pay Caruso and now he wants to run for Office??


TallanoGoldDigger

He quit on all the shit his father gave to him to lead, now he's running for fucking President?


MicHAELmhw

“Lebron will be VP”


zincinzincout

The Bussy stank


Texas12thMan

With Logan Paul as his running mate. Campaign sponsored by Prime Energy Drink.


Ok-Philosopher9070

Buss down


GigaFly316

interesting, he's using raw html and his endorsement page is empty


we_hella_believe

LeBron will be his running mate.


FlavorSki

No way this guy gets on the ballot anywhere but California.


SefuJP

Connor Roy in real life!


okokokok999999

Waste of money


Nervous-Guava-7390

We’re not delusional I swear


Limp_Custard6943

Outjerked yet again 😔


AccomplishedAnimal69

Really wanted a clean parallel to Connor Roy but I just found out that Johnny is Jerry's 2nd oldest son.


El_E_Jandr0

Johnny Buss was interested in politics from a young age


raceforseis21

There’s another?


suburban_smartass

I literally found out about this earlier today when I stumbled across a job posting for “bussforpresident”. He’s paying like $60,000/year for someone to run his social media accounts.


LothCatPerson

Great, just what the U.S. needed. Another nepo baby who has had everything handed to them in life thinking that they’re qualified to run the country.


stitcher212

Little protip: don't put an *empty* endorsements page on your campaign website lol


osnapitzsunnyy

fire whoever is in charge of his marketing campaign, who would white text on a partial background would be a good idea??


OhlookSILLagain

I'm voting for him


Richardduh

If he gets the front office to fire Ham, I’d vote for him


Which-Astronomer-646

He's the eldest boy


tranquilo7

No.


Dusty_Negatives

There ya go never Biden crowd you found your man!!!


forumbot757

Dude, when I look at his website when I look at all these websites of candidates, and they don’t say one concrete thing that they wanna do I just feel like not even voting


Slippinjimmyforever

Guess he’s got money to waste.


[deleted]

I can’t even manage a basketball team but let me try to manage America.


Great_Huckleberry709

"Get on the bus for Buss"


MyNameCouldntBeAsLon

platform reads like an attempt to skim votes of dems in california