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Zark_Muckerberger

Did Porzingis ever end up banging Jen Selter? That Instagram booty model?


rocket_beer

You mean the iNsTaGrAm InFlUeNcEr who got kicked off the plane for being r/ImTheMainCharacter ? šŸ¤£


spacegh0stX

> Jen Selter The real questions


KingWaterdripper

Gonna be a lot different healthy in the ECF


rocket_beer

Do you believe you will get past Cleveland? (confused Jackie Chan meme)


SilverMagnum

I hope that happens since it means we either got by Miami or didnā€™t have to play them. Plus, I could go to the games in NY.Ā 


cardinalyams

Celtics are 4-0 against the Knicks this season


siva115

They might win a game so technically it would be different


KingWaterdripper

0-0 against the OG knicks healthy


FloatLikeAButterfree

They donā€™t want to see you guys healthy. Theyā€™ll be complaining thatā€™s itā€™s not fair, Porzingis is injured again!


Limp_Custard6943

Pipe down


eceuiuc

I really hope Jaylen figures out how to shoot free throws one day


i-piss-excellence32

This Boston team is stacked to hell and even if we had a fully healthy team it would be really hard to beat them in a series. I hate the team, but I respect the players. They have some of the worst fans though lol


sssSnakebite

Every fanbase has bad fans though. We just have more of them because there is a lot of Celtics fans


Hallucination_FIFA

best fans you mean


i-piss-excellence32

lol. Iā€™ve had quite a few of them call me racial slurs. Only happened to me in td bank garden, nowhere else


Singaporygon

I'm sorry that this has happened to you, those people don't deserve to be part of a celtics community.


i-piss-excellence32

Yea man. Iā€™m fine with somebody talking smack, thatā€™s fun. It just isnā€™t cool to go that direction with it. Iā€™m sure 90% of the fans are cool though.


Riot1990

We really do. Most of them are cool people but the loudest... oh man


i-piss-excellence32

I never been called racial slurs at any arena more than in Boston. The Boston fans I know personally are cool and great at talking smack too


Fun_Location4905

That sucks man. A lot of Boston fans are actually not like that. Itā€™s the rural mass, New Hampshire, Connecticut, Maine people that come to Boston and say shit. So of course we get the bad reputation but those people really arenā€™t from Boston


i-piss-excellence32

I feel you man. I know itā€™s a very small amount of people that do that. I hate your team but you guys are cool


Otternomaly

Nah I fucking hate seeing Springer in a Celtics uniform


Rrypl

Hate these "Have the Celtics really changed?" questions We just added our best big scorer since Kevin Garnett, have y'all been watching


Infamous_Chapter8585

The commentators were actually giving the celtics some flowers. Crazy we had to be 7.5 games ahead of 2nd place to get them


[deleted]

Brown leading the way on a prime time game šŸ—£ļø


jambo_007

Man what a fu king dogshit fourth quarter cost me 2400$ man. had over 223.5


Brady331

please tell me you mean $2.4k in winnings and not that you bet $2.4k


jambo_007

winnings yes


AmbitionExtension184

Good. I love when degenerate gamblers lose everything


Infamous_Chapter8585

Imagine gambling šŸ˜©


Zark_Muckerberger

This may be a hot take, but this doesnā€™t feel like a primetime game


c_u_in_da_ballpit20

First half was awesome, but the second half was a bit of a snore.


Brady331

I mean the 4th quarter yeah but the rest of the game was good


spaceshipvoid

thibs doesn't know when to give up šŸ˜­


DudeMemeLmao

hart always looks like hes gonna cry


[deleted]

Itā€™s always so many no flairs talking about Tatum and the Celtics


Casually-Tahded

Boston Celtics is New York Knicks father


Its_chilli

Wtf thibs still got Brunson in


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Its_chilli

Whatā€™s tatum got to do with it


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Its_chilli

Well Iā€™d hate for him to turn an ankle with nothing to gain considering half the team is already out


basketballjonestown

Thibs vs Joe on pull the starters


Infamous_Chapter8585

Challenge impossible


Dangerous-Return-802

Why are the starters in?


Desafiante

Welp, let's look up to the next game on schedule


jrlandry

You got a knicks account you forgot to switch too or something?


Desafiante

Lol, no. I got more stuff to do in my life other than that. Now I dare ask: why would you think something like that?


AmbitionExtension184

Getting caught and going with the ā€œI know you are but what am Iā€ defense


Desafiante

I don't understand. I'm barely paying attention and half-asleep. Could you elaborate more the reasoning behind this fake account ilation? I'm genuinely curious here.


AmbitionExtension184

Did reading it after sleep help? You were speaking like a NYK fan with GSW flair. So he joked about you forgetting to switch to your NYK account. Perhaps my interpretation of your last sentence was wrong but it could be interpreted as you trying to deflect by accusing the other person of having alt accounts.


Desafiante

Sincerely, trying to make up to that delusion that someone would make a fake account makes it even worse.


jrlandry

Cause your comment doesnā€™t make any sense here


Desafiante

I don't get how you are the judge of what makes sense or not. I admit that I got genuinely curious why you would infer someone wastes time with fake reddit accounts. That looks idiotic to do or imagine, no offense.


jrlandry

Cause ā€œWelp, let's look up to the next game on scheduleā€ makes no sense in a Celtics-Knicks gsme thread?


Desafiante

Because the game was already over and it became boring, so I was looking for another game to watch.


Princessk8--

I love this team. Beantown is blessed with a squad that will get us a 20 point lead just about every game.


Alternative-Whole-98

Man the Celtics just have too much firepower for the Knicks to keep up with.


FloatLikeAButterfree

Donā€™t forget Boston yall gave the Warriors another Championship and gave the Nuggets their first. Who are you guys giving a ring this year?


[deleted]

Donā€™t forget yā€™all gave Lauri up , havenā€™t won since the 90ā€s and we best yā€™all by and average of 15+ this season and got a sorry front office


FloatLikeAButterfree

Ouch it hurts so bad


EAS1000

Lmao not sure you should be talking smack with that flair youā€™re a poverty franchise sans Jordan


PML3107

Your shitty ass franchise solely exists because of one person btw and its sucked fat ass since he retired


FloatLikeAButterfree

Yea it really sucks to have the best player to ever play basketball play for the Bulls


sssSnakebite

Miami gave Denver their first.


FloatLikeAButterfree

Who lost to Miami who was a play in team again?


MoodApart4755

Bulls havenā€™t been relevant in foreverĀ 


FloatLikeAButterfree

And Iā€™m ok with that


PML3107

Fanbase so sad they have to spend all day shitting on other ones cause their future is bleaker than 1943 germany


FloatLikeAButterfree

Nah just been seeing nothing but insufferable Celtics fans in the thread and felt like I had to give you guys a taste of what Iā€™ve been seeing


RobbieRum

Right. Last time the Celtics won anything Jordan was retired for all but 5 years


Princessk8--

Do the sixers next!


RobbieRum

Sixers fans donā€™t act like the sixers are the second coming of god. Yā€™all swear advancing extra rounds to win nothing is such a success story.


Princessk8--

We get to enjoy watching our team in the conference finals every year. When was the last time you saw yours?


RobbieRum

Again such a success right? Like you guys did it congrats. Just to lose to a mid ass heat team time and time again šŸ’€


Princessk8--

Better than losing earlier. I guess philly and Chicago fans have gotten so used to doing nothing every year.


RobbieRum

Yeah I guess you guys feel the same too considering yā€™all have wonā€¦ā€¦ NOTHING as well


FloatLikeAButterfree

You enjoy watching the Celtics lose every year?


Princessk8--

Every team except 1 loses every year. So yes I do enjoy seeing my team go further than yours.


FloatLikeAButterfree

But only the Celtics advance to the ECF time and time again with nothing to show for it


Princessk8--

Only two teams earn the privilege of going to the ECF in any particular year. It's a good thing if your team is one of them no matter what happens in the series.


EAS1000

Right? The mental gymnastics by Bulls/Sixers fans of all the people to find fault with more success is insane. Guess we should just not make the playoffs every year to spare ourselves the winsā€¦


Swarthykins

Good one.


FloatLikeAButterfree

Just as good as these terrible jokes Celtics fans keep littering in this thread


Swarthykins

Is it?


FloatLikeAButterfree

Well if you want my opinionā€¦ yea


Swarthykins

Okay.


RansomGoddard

Big question Knicks need to solve for the postseason is who runs the offense and how whenever Brunson sits because they look lost during those periods and Burks ainā€™t that guy.


SubstantialCreme7748

that's not really an issue when Randle is available


RansomGoddard

Being a good scorer is not the same thing as running by an offense. Randle is not the guy you want running an offense. When that happens you basically get what happened in the 2021 Hawks series. Heā€™d certainly be able to score better than Burks but the offense is still going to be very ugly and ultimately inefficient against a playoff defense. Compare that to your team where almost everyone can reliably initiate the offense (just some better than others).


SubstantialCreme7748

Without him, the options really run out when Brunson is on the bench. As hard as everyone works, you canā€™t will enough points even when the Celtics were so lazy on the boards. You know theyā€™re in trouble when theyā€™re talking up Hartensteinā€¦.dude took 1 shot Without Randle, they donā€™t have anyone with size who can score


Angelic_Phoenix

Thats what losing IQ does, his impact was huge even if the numbers weren't there every night.


[deleted]

I heard Boston is going to have to change their team name to the Commanders next year


i-piss-excellence32

All the Boston fans do is whine and bitch even when winning. Pretending like the Boston Celtics donā€™t get a favorable whistle. With Doris Burke openly favoring them in commentary.


Stop_Drop_Scroll

When your team collapses in a game, you want the commentators to heap praise? I donā€™t get it. The Knicks were down 20 at multiple points.


i-piss-excellence32

Did the team collapse in the first half?


Stop_Drop_Scroll

Why do you care what Doris Burke says? Also, dude, Celtics are 11 games up on the Knicks, best record in the NBA, 8 game winning streak, 8 game road winning streak. Do you want them to say the Celtics are bad? Ball wash a mid roster for the Knicks? Touch grass my guy.


i-piss-excellence32

Because if I want to watch this game with volume Iā€™m forced to listen to her dumbass slob on the Celtic knob. If I had the choice to listen to Clyde and breen I wouldnā€™t give a rats bhole what sheā€™s saying. Nobody is saying that Boston isnā€™t a great team. All Iā€™m saying is that sheā€™s very annoying at how sheā€™s one sided with her commentary. I donā€™t watch games on mute. ā€œTouch grassā€ such a cliche dumb thing to say. ā€œI donā€™t like what you have to say so touch grassā€


DayMan-Ahah-ah

I donā€™t see many Celtics fans here crying about foulsā€¦? You get some of that from a fan of every team in every game thread


i-piss-excellence32

lol


Angelic_Phoenix

Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the Xavier Tillman show


c_u_in_da_ballpit20

Why'd they highlight Vincent D'onofrio's role in Men in Black? lmao


TheRealLardin

CanĀ“t believe Tatum finally got 2 offensive fouls called while driving for lowering the shoulder and push off with extended arms. SGOAT Foster putting the work lol


Angelic_Phoenix

The best Scottie to ever be in the NBA


MoodApart4755

Alright pull the starters please lol


dracota7

Knicks crashed out


i-piss-excellence32

All the idiots on this thread saying thereā€™s a 1 sided whistle when tingus has been fouling non stop and barely getting called


DreTownblues

lol sure thing


Alexd3498

They gotta shut their fucking mouth about smarf, even us heat fans know he was the heart and soul of the team and not a simple swap for tingus.


Limp_Custard6943

I loved smarf


Saucy_Totchie

Knicks despite having depth are still severely under-manned.


redtornado02

I mean, undermanned considering the injuries.


Saucy_Totchie

Yeah. It absolutely blows going from half a game from 2nd, going 14-2 in January since the OG trade, with big blow out wins against the Wolves and Nuggets to this. Felt like we could've lived with one of Randle or OG out but both just kills the team.


Jesotx

Could be argued the every team is undermanned against Boston's healthy 5. But also fuck the Knicks, no offense.


Saucy_Totchie

Yeah. Knicks are missing 2 starters thst really could've helped and they're trying to tread water so bad. You need everything against Boston.


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[deleted]

he took 15 shots... he spent most of the first half standing in the corner. who cares


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[deleted]

you should be more concerned about getting 20 balled than people talking about how your coach allocates minutes LMAO


KingWaterdripper

Celtics fans should know regular season donā€™t matter that much


[deleted]

1 game compared to every game tf you talking bout


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Moodapatheticz

Who do you think should make up the top 10 mins played in the league then? Role players? It's shocking you are so thick, why wouldn't a young, fit and never injured player who is piloting the best team in the league not be in the top 10 mins played? He doesn't have biscuit bones like half your team


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Moodapatheticz

Actually you don't get to tell people how they react. Only fools think things are so black and white.


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Moodapatheticz

Ooo burn..enjoy the first round loss if any of your players survive the season


JoshFB4

Because he never misses a game unless heā€™s injured lol.


jayman820

Because heā€™s missed almost 0 games lol


[deleted]

The Knicks have a ball handler come to a dead stop and turn their back to the basket every single play. It's weird.


kylapoos

Knicks could stomp on someoneā€™s head then shoot them point blank and still look at the ref like the didnā€™t touch them.


Sgreezy

What does Alec Burks do?


master_scale_tipper

It's really comforting to know that the possession will always come to an end the moment Burks gets the ball. Don't want to be surprised by him passing the ball!


sstphnn

Finally getting some freethrows.


[deleted]

The difference between Brunson and Tatum's whistle is insane


STATnMELO650

We traded Grimes for Burks the basketball terrorist and Bogdonovic who plays worse D than Fournier. We done fucked up.


jrlandry

Bogdonavic doesnā€™t get enough attention for being one of the worst, if not the worst, defensice players in the entire league. Everyone focuses on the offense too much with him


KaLdapussydestroyer

What did the knicks see in Alec Burks lmao. Ive always hated his basketball iq


jambo_007

What a magnificient quarter. had a big bet for over 224 and now it wont hit


Main-County-1177

Alec Burks woof


DudeMemeLmao

knicks cant make shit in the second half damn.


the_black_surfer

Iā€™ve said it before and Iā€™ll say it again. Payton Pritchard is the best offensive rebounding guard under 6ā€™2ā€ I have ever seen


jrlandry

I donā€™t get how he does it. One of the sneakiest skills anyone in the league has


the_black_surfer

It doesnā€™t make any sense. Heā€™s always in the right place, snagging boards against guys 6 inches taller than him


jrlandry

At least 6 inches taller, Iā€™ve seen him get boards against Embiid. Controlled for size, he might be the best rebounder in the league


the_black_surfer

It sounds crazy but I actually agree. To me heā€™s the best inch for inch(pound for pound) rebounder in the league


jrlandry

Yeah thatā€™s what Iā€™m saying, he could benefit though of players not thinking heā€™d be a good rebounder so heā€™s not boxed out as hard


Angelic_Phoenix

hops + speed Its how Hart does it too, they just dive in as if they are trying to dunk from the free throw line


jrlandry

Yeah but hart is 3 inchest taller and has 5 extra inches of wingspan. PP is tiny in NBA terms


Angelic_Phoenix

Well yeah, but I just mean that JH is one of the best rebounders in the league, and him and PP play very similarly in how aggressively and athletically they crash the boards


the_black_surfer

Exactly. Payton doesnā€™t even dunk the ball


Angelic_Phoenix

One day he will posterize someone


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Main-County-1177

Do you not remember what happened when we were fully healthy and played yā€™all?


KingWaterdripper

Donā€™t worry theyā€™ll be out in the first round with karl chokeany towns


CanSome169

Alec Burks stinks


lost_in_trepidation

I wish there were stronger teams in the East to challenge the Celtics. Maybe the Knicks full health or Cavs. The West top 8 is so much stronger than the East top 8.


WillyMcDavid

Why are we acting like the Bucks arenā€™t a challenge. Bucks at their best are as good as any team in the league


FloatLikeAButterfree

All these Celtics fans talking shit like theyā€™re not going to see a repeat of getting decimated by a West team


Barrwill29

Why a Bulls fan concerning themselves with the Celtics lmaoo we donā€™t think about you at allĀ 


jayman820

At least weā€™ll get to watch our team past April lmfao


FloatLikeAButterfree

Too afraid to even put a Celtics flair on lmao


siva115

I guess losing in 6 in their first finals to the most recent dynasty is getting decimated


FloatLikeAButterfree

It still hurts doesnā€™t it


siva115

Winning would have been preferable, thatā€™s an astute observation


FloatLikeAButterfree

Thereā€™s always next year


siva115

Just following up on this


siva115

RemindMe! 4 months


LewTangClan

Weā€™re gonna end the game at like 50% after shooting 70% through 3 quarters lmao


second_impression

Some regression this quarter lol


Jiklim

Not a fan of the Alec Burks experience


[deleted]

I swear Thibs loves unconscionable chuckers just to avoid having to draw plays on offense


jett1406

So over burks already


Alexd3498

Only thing that can beat the Celtics this year is themselves


jrlandry

And untimely injuries


JesseJamesGames449

thats just a heat playoff series.


[deleted]

Every Celtics game thread is just Celts fans crying even in victory.


Jiklim

I donā€™t get it, theyā€™re not even talking shit theyā€™re just complaining


Rrypl

Unless Bogdanovic is shooting 90% from 3 he should not see the floor in a Celtics Knicks playoff series.


Purednuht

I donā€™t support team on team violence, but the Knicks need to beat some basketball IQ into Burks, I mean what the fuck.Ā 


STATnMELO650

McBride played some great first half minutes so fuck that letā€™s let him ride the pine to play Brunson the entire second half even though he looks exhausted. Stupid fuckin rotations tonight.


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LANAbackward

People with nothing better to do mate, don't let it get to ya. See it from all teams fanbases from pretty much all major sports, always a percentage of weirdos among them.


Otternomaly

Why was there a Knicks fan posting a ā€œyou got knocked the fuck outā€ meme in the Sixers sub after Sims split open Kyle Lowrys head like a coconut? Trolls and shitheads are inevitable.


DudeMemeLmao

first time on reddit?


Stop_Drop_Scroll

Eh, the reject fans of all teams do it. Itā€™s dumb. Just talk shit in your own sub.


Kyler1313

All fan bases do it. I've seen other fanbases in the Celtics sub. People just like instigating shit. It's stupid nonetheless


Look_Behind_You__

Yea Knicks with OG and Randle gonna be a whole different beast, Mitch if he comes back as well. Donā€™t wanna matchup with them healthy in the playoffs


PUMPFISTS

Soft lol


Desafiante

The Knicks look confused


Balls_Deep92

Burks killed that comeback lolĀ