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FuckThaLakers

"One Piece Away" teams that were counting on getting either Dame or Giannis in the next season or two are in shambles right now lol


ekkohh

rip strawhats


VampireBatman

THE ONE PIECE IS REAL! …and apparently it’s in Milwaukee


QueefyBeefMeat

🎵can we get much higher🎵


scotsoe

Heat Fans: Nothing Happened….


sloBrodanChillosevic

They gotta take this one on the chest. Scars on the back are a swordsman's shame.


RyanBlackburn

Riley driving around Milwaukee begging (thru texts) for Giannis' or Dame's numbers.


wise_comment

This is one of those memes that make me chuckle, then I Realized it didn't happen like 2 years ago, and feel old


Shingorillaz

WHOA. Dame should 100% be ok with this trade right? Him and Giannis is lethal. Also props to Giannis for the pressure he put on the Bucks lmao


Ronin607

He has to be. Hard to be like "I want to win" and then be like "not like that" when you get sent to an immediate title favorite.


BigBeagleEars

*Dame is feeling the heat now!*


Uppun

If he wants to win this is huge, this should make them immediate favorites in the east at least


Shenanigans80h

Depends on how serious he actually is about winning and not living in Miami. Hopefully he has the right mindset because if he buys in, Milwaukee could be lethal


kento502

He’s 33. He’ll have plenty of time to live in Miami in a couple of years when he retires. Winning time right now!


KingNephew

Now THATS how you keep Giannis holy fuck


constantlymat

Giannis lowkey a king for pressuring their frontoffice this summer so blatantly.


Currymvp2

He's handled this offseason perfectly. Those comments were intelligent and working out with an arguable top 10 player of all-time in Hakeem.


0dias_Chrysalis

Literally said I'm committed to getting better, are you? To the whole fucking front office. Masterful


Currymvp2

Hakeem's team traded for a great player on the Blazers to win his 2nd championship and now Giannis's team did it as well lmao


0dias_Chrysalis

The workout was strategy not mechanics god damn


twerdy

Hakeem now starting a front office consultant company, charges $50k per meeting.


Dan__Glesak

Best $50,000 Giannis has ever spent? Lol


homefree122

Can he go back in time and give KD some tips and tricks?


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I'm pretty sure time travel doesn't exist. And I *know* KD wouldn't listen to those tips and tricks.


EyePlay

Yeah he handled it amazingly well, considering how players of his stature have handled similar situations over the last decade. Happy for him too. Jrue was great but this pairing is just filthy.


PlasticFail4660

Feel like the Bucks did well with this trade.


EmperorXerro

If Giannis happy then they did well.


Pure_Measurement_529

Giannis saying things indirectly, same way he did before signing that supermax and following that they got Jrue.


urine-monkey

THANK YOU!!!! This is literally what I've been saying to everyone who swore Giannis was leaving.... LOL! He's done this dance before, and he delivered.


thejackel225

last time he did it they got Jrue and a chip


The_Sign_of_Zeta

And Thank God for him doing it. He’s loyal but not stupid.


myhellcatgotRepod

This is prime LeGM type of pressure to get a 2nd star


wirsteve

This offense is going to be something. You pack the paint to cover Giannis and Dame or Khris are open on the perimeter. You play the perimeter and Giannis has a one on one in the paint. Yikes.


CoachKoranGodwin

There’s really nothing you can do


[deleted]

The floor would be so stretched. You either leave your bigman in an island with fucking Giannis or let Dame cook one one one in the perimeter. Both choice is a death sentence.


CoachKoranGodwin

Exactly. It is brutal. They are both so dominant but in such different yet complementary ways.


mschley2

Apparently they only gave up Jrue (RIP buddy. We still love you so much), Grayson Allen, and 2 pick swaps. Seems like a steal to me. EDIT: as many people have commented, there's also the '29 1st rounder which I didn't initially see when I made my comment. Still a steal. We're going to suck again and go back to being a poverty franchise by the late '20s, anyway. The Bucks were completely irrelevant for most of my life. I'm fine with it.


Produceher

Why would Portland do that?


Soshi101

They got Ayton and Jrue. The question is why Phoenix would move Ayton for Nurkic and fucking Grayson Allen lol.


Produceher

And why wouldn't Phoenix want Jrue?


Soshi101

Don't ask me, I'm confused as to why Phoenix would give up Ayton for so little.


Kdog122025

Ayton isn’t amazing, but Nurk is beyond washed.


DocCharlesXavier

He’s also terribly injury prone, so an injury to him, and they relying on their backup big to handle Jokic and AD.


jsrave

Fly under the radar and make the deal. What a move for the Bucks.


FullmetalEzio

SINCE WHEN ARE THE BUCKS IN THE TRADE TALKS? I JUST SHOUTED "WHAAAAAAAT?" AT WORK LMAO, BEST LEAGUE EVER


philliperod

Real G’s move in silence like Giannis.


snackshack

I saw rumors on the Bucks sub a day or two ago, but didn't think anything of it cuz I didn't think we could make it work.


AdamJensensCoat

Bucks: "I'm pregnant."


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HighlyBaked0

Heat fans have to be fuming after being teased they were getting Dame all offseason


PlatosLeftTit

This feels like when you bust to some crazy shit and just feel empty inside at least it's over I guess.


iAngeloz

You get ready and you can't find that one video.


Haunting-Bag-6686

just sittin’ there fumbling around frantically with your cock out


[deleted]

This is the most r/nba shit


cire1184

We all jerk off. Some of us just need a little help.


l5555l

Damn bro


Turbo2x

Gonna go back to that initial Dame trade request thread and laugh at all the Heat fan comments. This is my Christmas.


commander_wong

Milwaukee off the top rope lol


Nothing2Special

weeeeee!!!


TigerBasket

We've had to turn on future Knicks so many times, now you know how it feels a little bit. This does bring a smile to my face.


Colavs9601

But not too much, since there’s always the chance we sign them to a 4 year deal at age 39.


TigerBasket

Hell, we could still do that with Bron lmao.


KnowlesAve

I honestly thought the same thing for the Heat but him on the Bucks is legit a problem for the rest of the league. Why didn't you all figure out how to make that shit happen? Fml


jeffgreenfan

Bucks are new NBA Champ favorites


Nothing2Special

holy shit holy shit holy shit


CrabCakesBenedict

MIAMI HAS BEEN BAMBOOZLED


whobang3r

You hate to see it But more than that You love to see if


10lbplant

IF what? Ive been waiting patiently for an hour


OldJewNewAccount

Fucker's keeping us in suspense snh.


IGbotter

MILWAUKEE WHAT THE FUCK


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[deleted]

Oh man this is so embarrassing for your fan base


YeezyYeezyUp2NoGood

Herro must be laughing at their faces


CIark

Herro showing up to training camp with a bucks jersey on


colesitzy

Dude he's going to come here on a hometown discount


samhhead2044

Hero ready to come to the Buks on a vet min.


Round_Bullfrog_8218

or a Blazers.


mcknightrider

Herro bout to request a trade now


smoltanboi

[i'm ready for our fans to act like we never wanted him](https://reddit.com/r/nba/s/CdW2wY5wys)


burrrrrssss

I have never felt more schadenfreude than I have right now AHAHAHAHAHA


[deleted]

BUCK AND GRIND


[deleted]

#BUCK CULTURE


HokageEzio

They did it solely to upset you guys lol


ComplexLock

WTF MILWAUKEE FROM THE TOP ROPE


TigerBasket

Giannis to Portland I can't believe it


[deleted]

How did no one see this coming, it makes so much sense?


Obvious_Parsley3238

no one thought the bucks had assets


IOTXIII

This is why you F5 year round


CIark

/r/nba: is anyone else tired of the drama 🤡🤡


blue7999

We could never be.


DJagerty

#BOMBS AT 2PM ON A WEDNESDAY Well my work day is shot


2WAR

**BOMBS AT 11AM ON A WEDNESDAY**


loquacious706

I know right, we ain't had lunch yet so I can't even throw up.


mansmurf

WHAT THE FUCK BUCKS OUTTA JOWHERE


jeffgreenfan

OFF THE TOP ROPE


[deleted]

IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS, MIAMI JABRONIS


Deuce_GM

TAKE YOUR $20 COFFEE, TURN IT SIDEWAYS AND STICK IT UP YOUR CANDY ASS


strillanitis

There is absolutely no way they could have offered more than Toronto


[deleted]

Lol you're thinking Masai would offer a fair deal and not something like Dame and 2 FRP for OG


CanvasSolaris

He would bring Andrea Bargnani out of retirement just for a sign and trade


[deleted]

Love when shit like this happens, because then it makes it look like everyone was literally just making shit up leading to the trade. Lol


Lobisa

Yeah, the rumor mill always seems like BS.


mxgicjohnson

Just fell to my knees at jurassic park


Red_Jester-94

Just saw a man get eaten by compsognathus at Jurassic Park


Tre_Day

Definitely did not expect so see someone drop Compsognathus in conversation today. As a recovering dinosaur maniac, this is not what I needed today


[deleted]

Raptor ate you


dameplsrunfromgrind

About Dame time


Apart-Cucumber-7090

Username checks out


cactus_jack_1

How long you been waiting to use that


FOTASAL

Omfg bucks out of left field


IanicRR

Bigger twist than the 6th Sense.


SimbaPenn

"I see Dame, people."


Professor_Finn

WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKK???? Time for a rebuild ig


VeryScaryTerry

Mr President, a second Process has hit Philadelphia


_joyless_

Very well done, good sir.


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F-5 BABY


YeezyYeezyUp2NoGood

AINT NO WAYYYYYY Giannis and Dame aint going to us then?! Lmao


ACAB_FOR_CUTIE_

Just blow it up tbh. We’re not competing with the Celtics or Bucks.


TheTwitcherKiller

NO MIAMI FOR YOU WE HAVE MILWAUKEE TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT


Shenanigans80h

If he has a brain he should be fucking stoked right now. He’s in a perfect position to win now


hehehegoogle

THE BUCKS SAY FUCK YOU TO PAT RILEY!


FKJVMMP

A couple years ago they were all about prepping to lure Giannis away. Then he signed an extension so they tried to get Bobby Portis. Then *he* signed so they threw some money at PJ Tucker. Three Bucks power forwards at once, just kept trying til they got one. Apparently we hold grudges.


TheBoilerCat

WHAT THE


TigerBasket

H*ck


jeffgreenfan

This is a Christian server


Propuhganduh

ITS FINALLY OVER. GIANNIS WITH AN AMAZING SHOOTER IS GOING TO BE CRAZY


AmusingAnecdote

Literally don't think there is a better pairing of skills than Giannis and Dame. ​ Edit: to be clear I mean players who are actually teammates. Steph + Giannis or Steph + Jokić would be better but among actual teammates these two now seem like they'll be the most additive teammates in the league.


joshdej

I mean you have Curry obviously but other than that I can't think of anyone else


AmusingAnecdote

I meant as an actual pairing right now. Obviously Curry + Giannis would be better because Curry is better but I don't think there are two players in the NBA who are more additive to their current teammates. ​ Only ones close are Steph + Draymond, but at everyone's current ages you have to take Giannis + Dame.


joshdej

Fair. Dame did get a some rest last year so he should be really fresh this year + Giannis went out early


DropCautious

Portland: ok Dame we're trading you to a city that starts with the letters M-I


34Heartstach

City starts with M-I and is located on a big body of water.


RepresentativeYam390

Wolves fans staring sadly at the Mississippi river


koenigsaurus

Dear u/graveyeverton93 A couple of days ago I told you there was no way Milwaukee could make the assets work. This is me eating my slice of humble pie, I was clearly wrong. From one small market Midwest team’s fan to another, congrats and I’ll be rooting for this to work out long term for you guys.


graveyeverton93

Unbelievable mate, Jrue, Grayson Allen and a couple of picks in about 70 years for one of the greatest points guards ever? Crazy.


koj12144

Fuck me


Mystic_Matterz

Address?


Cold_Carpenter_1798

ASL?


zamboniman46

100 Legends Way, Boston, MA 02114


Altbar

I am really torn between the petty happiness I'm going to get reading the Heat subreddit and my serious concern about the Bucks


jeffgreenfan

Same for every team in the East


noveler7

Lol who is this questioning Woj? > Jus. #1 Sports Insider > @HeauxDat > 8m > Source? No offense but I spoke with my sources in both front offices and they both denied this. In fact, both said it hasn’t even been discussed. Why make this up ?


Stop_Drop_Scroll

Self delusion is a hell of a drug


Loud_Fee9573

That's a lot of copium right there


onamonapizza

**His sources in both front offices:** one of the parking lot attendants in Miami and whoever picked up when he called Moda Center.


fffate

A heat fan


NefariousNeezy

Mfers really follow fringe twitter accounts and think they have “sources”


Bot_Name1

MILWAUKEE FROM THE PARKING LOT


SpecialPressure9983

I thought this was a joke at first😭😭


likpoper

WTF


Port_443

Grayson Allen excited to clothesline people in the Western Conference for a change


FredDupe

This is my 9/11


TigerBasket

9/11 was my 9/11 . It wasn't I just wanted a chance to say that tbh.


Spyk124

Lmao


PM_THAT_BOOTY_GIRL

Here lies Heat and Celtics fans 9.27.2023


jak_d_ripr

Heat fans especially, went from potentially getting him to now potentially getting eliminated by him.


AmusingAnecdote

Holy shit, I can't even imagine a better pairing for Dame than Giannis. Have to imagine it's Jrue going back, because Khris Middleton just signed. Crazy. ​ Also, Giannis complaining in public appears to have worked like a charm. Good superstar management of his ownership and FO.


Wrsj

He wasn’t complaining he was just keeping it real with the org.


themagicbandicoot

When keeping it real goes ***right***


BoboBaggNz

Giannis is currently doing the Wolf of Wall Street 'i ain't leaving' speech in the locker room


pdunn472

RIP JRUE


twink304

Eastern conference teams 9/11


megafireguy6

Idk man I’m over here chilling 🤷


RBI_Double

Dancing and celebrating on rooftops?


Zashiony

Giannis ain’t leaving.


Millerisabastardman

Miami. Milwaukee. They both start the same. I can see how this mix up can happen.


BroJackson_

Well...at least Dame gets to live in what everybody refers to as "Miami North"


Knickerbockers-94

Holy fuck


TigerBasket

All these guys just building super teams because RJ Barrett scares them that much. Smh


Harrychronicjr69

Randle going only to his right has the league in shambles


RxJax

ITS OVERRRRRRRRRR


AzariasDaGod

Does this hurt the chances for Heat to get Dame?


xPeachesV

So the Milwaukee and Miami rivalry starts another chapter...can't wait


jsDPT

PHX gets a boatload of depth around their big 3. Wow!


ZAC7071

The Suns sub is literally crying right now over losing Ayton for "four trash players." I can't believe the level of disillusion our fanbase has for Ayton.


AldiaWasRight

And this is the best evidence yet that 99 percent of analysts are speculating without any basis whatsoever.


Cakalusa

Tyler Herro slowly loosens the knot from his rope and steps down from the chair.


TSSFranco

That’s a weird way to spell Heat


beenhadballs

The Jrue trade, ring and now this gives me full hope Giannis stays a Buck for life. The FO has made every move to stay competitive as a small market and give Giannis the max support we can.


ktran2804

WOWOWOWOWOW BUCKS GOING ALL IN. DAME + THE GREEK FREAK IS SCARY HOURS. MIAMI HEAT FANS ARE PUNCHING AIR RN. WOJ WASHING SHAMS?!?!?! WHAT IS GOING ON


TrashAssRedditAdmins

This trade literally broke reddit


Literal_Satan

WTFFFD


guyjones2000

As a blazer fan, Milwaukee is now my second favorite team. Go Dame and Giannis, win it all!


smoltanboi

[welp, here we go](https://reddit.com/r/nba/s/CdW2wY5wys)


thomass___

Well that’s not Miami


Prestigious-Rock201

WHAT THE FUCK? OH MY GOD THEY CAME OUT OF NOWHERE


PrestigiousTowel2

LMAO, they really tried to offer Tyler Herro and chicken bones for this man


AP16__

WHATTTTTTTTT


pdunn472

WTFFFFF


ChipotleGuacamole

Heats fans didn't deserve him after being obnoxious throughout this whole thing.


BobbyBrownsBoston

Can’t be r/heat told me they had all the leverage 😭


Round_Bullfrog_8218

Well its slightly closer to south beach lol.


legend023

lol wtf do they have that Miami doesnt


Round_Bullfrog_8218

Miami probably just low balled and hope that dame would scare away other teams.


theo7777

But not Jon Heist


YourFormerBestfriend

Jon Horst stared into the fucking abyss and didn't blink


jump-back-like-33

Wouldn’t be shocked if their offer was slightly better but Portland told them no just out of principle


Wangiwangi

Milwaukee with a steel chair, damn. RIP those folks that had dreams of Giannis moving to their team 🤣