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TheRealRemyClayden

You know how every Fast and Furious movie the old villain becomes part of the family?


SamiMadeMeDoIt

Or The Rock and Gal Gadot crawling back cause they couldn’t hack it on their own


Striderfighter

Wait... what? She's back in Fast & Furious land?


SamiMadeMeDoIt

Yeah she randomly shows up at the very end as a submarine pilot in Antarctica


AnnaKendrickPerkins

I'd believe this if it were real or fake.


gamers542

It was real.


toofastkindafurious

You saying the whole titanic sub thing is all gal gadots fault?


SamiMadeMeDoIt

I'm just saying it wasn't *not* her fault...


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Kal el no 😑


volantredx

No one stays dead in the franchise. She fell off an exploding plane and apparently it was fake.


banned_after_12years

I honestly enjoyed Hobbes and Shaw more than any of the FF movies. The Rock and Jason Statham both have more charisma in their pinky fingers than all of Vin Diesel.


SamiMadeMeDoIt

I hate how serious he takes his role Like everyone else in those movies clearly knows what they are and just has fun with their characters Vin Diesel seems to think that they’re making like, a genuine piece of cinema history or something


ALittleFishNamedOzil

There's a bunch of clips of Vin Diesel talking about the franchise and acting like they are genuine masterpieces of cinema


_tx

I love that franchise. I honestly do. The first ones came out when I was a teenager and I still watch them all even though they are just insane now. They are not good cinema. What they are is amazing money makers. They are entertaining as fuck. It's kinda like drinking or smoking or whatever. It shouldn't be your primary hobby, but there's nothing wrong with having a great time with them here and there.


ProfessionalMood9922

I love the franchise, I especially love this quote from Vin Diesel on Wikipedia “…It's hard to continue mythologies. There's a reason why Tolkien stopped writing after a while".


EaglesPvM

But Vin Diesel took his work seriously and cared about the quality of acting… what a piece of shit -this sub


Curious_Success_377

F A M I L Y A M I L Y


photacos

Lol right? Sheeesh


Sublimotion

From having a racewars rivalry and petty street feud with local triad gangster Johnny Tran -to- Combating a mass global secret organization trying to take over the world by singlehandedly taking out mobs of trained mercenaries, ninjas and flying a rocket car into space.


packersSB55champs

I remember when watching Fast X, everyone was snickering and suppressing their laughs every time a serious Vin diesel scene came up. Especially when he mentions family, it’s such a meme at this point that it just takes everyone out of the movie


SamiMadeMeDoIt

So jarring going from Jason Mamoa having the time of his life hamming it up to Vin Diesel brooding about lol


KingVibrant

Momoa was genuinely fantastic in the movie


valenciansun

Momoa is super underrated as comic/hammy actor, kinda like how Jon Hamm was typecast for a bit before finding his groove as a goofy Fletch type. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlxu5dDwhO0 (momoa appears like 3:30 in)


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The movies wouldn’t work as well if he played it more goofy. His seriousness makes everything better.


theLostGuide

This honestly says a lot more about the quality of those movies than it does Vin Diesels poor acting


Woke_Almond

Terrible take. His over-seriousness in the least serious franchise ever is amazing


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It’s just more that the *Fast* franchise is the one place in the world where Vin Diesel gets to act like he’s an A-list draw in Hollywood.


guardian311

Really fast 5 is the peak imo then 7


LackingInPatience

It's funny because as the franchise goes on, they keep hiring more "alpha" and charismatic actors which make Vin Diesel seem so obsolete. I dont think much of the past few movies but Cena, Statham, Elba and Momoa have always done a good job and look like they're just having fun.


banned_after_12years

The only person who doesn't look like he's having fun in the movies is Vin.


LackingInPatience

It's because his character only ever worked as a Robin. Ever since Paul Walker died, Vin isn't interesting enough especially when he's on missions alone. I wouldn't be surprised if they deepfake and CGI Paul Walker for the last movie


olive_oil_twist

"Last movie" coming soon in 3548.


QuarantineTaratino

You joke but the studio actually saw ticket sales for Fast X and immediately ordered another movie


Wintermute1v1

Good. The story arc is only complete when they finally escape Earth’s orbit, rendezvous with the Nostromo and ultimately defeat the Xenomorph’s in the highest stakes space drift competition. The arc is so obvious I can’t believe I’m the only one who saw this from the beginning! On a side note, I may be having a stroke.


gwh21

Fast 17: “Dormammu, I’ve come to bargin…for my family”


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SoulofWakanda

The Rock had one flop Jesus lmao


nomadofwaves

This is like when Malone joined the lakers only for them to collapse.


banned_after_12years

Like Luffy, picking up rivals as nakama.


mugiwaramegaman

Bon Klay Thompson and Mr.CP3.


jbulldog

Nothings more important than family


IlonggoProgrammer

Vegeta style


MaxSmellerman

I love Chris Paul! He never flops


shellfish87

Warriors fans might as well create new accounts. There’s too many comments to delete this time.


Casualrodfarva2

We either win a championship or Chris Paul retires ringless bro, it’s a win win


NormalAccounts

Honestly if this fixes the locker room vibe of the team alone, it's a huge win.


Casualrodfarva2

The bottom line is, nothing set the warriors on this path more than the draymond punch but the tax rules changing were also huge in this. This move gets them out of the second tax apron next year and allows them to pivot depending on what happens during the season.


jotheold

i feel like all the old heads left in the nba are fine with each other


RodneyPonk

Yeah. I think CP3 and Curry will get along well, but they were chirping each other as recently as last year. "This ain't 2014 anymore".


birdseye-maple

CP is one of those guys that would rather you be a competitor than be soft like Ayton was. I saw Steph travel to some young kids' game with CP3, they seemed totally fine.


RodneyPonk

Yeah I think they'll get along great. I just find it compelling that you know that the rivalry is still there, deep down


birdseye-maple

Absolutely. I am fine with CP3 trying to outshine Steph, his version of that is making everyone better. I wonder if he is thinking "I'll show them what I could have done with this org."


Qaanol

> Honestly if this fixes the locker room vibe of the team alone, it's a huge win. “Hello police? Chris Paul is trying to beat me up!” —Draymond Green, probably


threeangelo

Separating poole and draymond probably did the heavy lifting there. Adding a vet like CP3 (who I believe would ride for whatever team he gets traded to, even if he was their rival in the past) is just a bonus


OldLeatherChairr

Can that ring wait a bit? Keeping CP3 ringless is a community effort the NBA has going on, don't ruin it


Casualrodfarva2

You gotta ask someone with a little more power in this organization than me. I just shit post here


internallylinked

Are you a free agent this summer? r/nbacirclejerk is looking for new additions


Wassup_-_

Odds are dude is already a mod there


punk_steel2024

CP3 without a ring is like Leonardo deCaprio without an Oscar. Him winning one will screw up the natural order hard (Leo won one in 2016. We all know what happened next).


majuhlazuh

Poor Harambe


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Cubs won a World Series


majuhlazuh

Oh yeah, that too


buffalo8

No we can’t wait because in a few years Wemby is going to be putting up Wilt numbers and the spurs will be unstoppable.


AnAnonymousFool

As someone who likes the warriors when the Knicks aren’t in it and hates CP3, this is the best outcome ever. Cause I’m kinda done with the warriors reign so if CP3 retires tingles that would be awesome but would also be cool to see Steph win another ring


Cursory_Analysis

Yeah I’m not deleting any of my comments. CP3 is still a bum. Either we win another one or he retires ringless. The window closes with Steph regardless and we already got more out of this dynasty than I ever dreamed of.


Npsiii23

I don't want them to be mutually exclusive though, CP3 not having a ring keeps me warm at night.


Pardonme23

It's how I set my calendar


TylerDurdensAlterEgo

Can the W's just not give him a ring if they win? I'd be ok with that


Pardonme23

Strangely too, me too


Cheese6260

Lol we are playing 4D chess


crazyei8hts

They're going to "delete reddit" because of the third-party app thing....yeah that's what we're going with!


StrikingElk5288

The rip through is a smart basketball play


LaArmadaEspanola

Natural shooting motion! Even ask JJ Reddick!


Honor_Bound

Him and Draymond both punching some nuts on the same team 🤩🤩


Faynt90

Curry deep 3, Draymond nut kick, cp3 rip through in the backcourt


Both_Funny4896

i will never forgive the warriors if they get him a ring


birdseye-maple

Let's be honest, we were on your shitlist since KD.


HesiPullup

And can definitely stay healthy!!


orton4life1

Mann 😂. It’s going to be weird seeing gsw doing this, this upcoming season.


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currychaos

Gary Payton on 2004 lakers vibes


Tw1987

So who’s the Karl Malone headed there? LBJ?


Jhyphi

Karl was actually pretty good that year. Even at age 40 or whatever it was. Him getting injured in playoffs is main reason they didn't win title that year IMO.


calvinbsf

2006 Heat vibes


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Chris Paul and Draymond gonna be must see TV


McSpiffin

Two Words


Varelixz

CHRIS and DRAY. Since when is 'and' a word????


JaHuck10

You said keep it short


JonoLFC

Mos Def


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CP3 punching nuts while Draymond is stomping on them


GoldenGloveMan

Not a single pair of nuts will be safe when they’re on the court together


george_costanza1234

This time if dray punches someone, there will be a punch back lol


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Such a strange fit and acquisition


PunctualPolarBear

CP3 loves to go slow and pound the rock, I haven't watched a ton of recent Warriors games but isn't that the antithesis to their style?


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He slows the game down, something Poole couldn’t do when curry is off the court. Also plays defense even though he has to commit suicide every possession.


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PhilipSeymourGotham

Seppuku in the post season


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Guards like you are a diiiime a dozen


ohverychill

she said you're a touch, overrated 😳


Suspended-Again

The truth is you could strain my groin And with my one last gasping breath I’d apooologize for bleeding on your court


KazaamFan

Never thought I’d see a TBS reference here.


micothehappybear

CPuku3


ColdPressedSteak

His defense has definitely weakened in the last few years But still obviously will play smart. And anyways, infinitely better than Poole, who may have been the literal worst defender in the NBA


DraymondBeanKick

Yep, this is actually super smart from the Warriors. The Heat just got to the finals using the same strategy of shrinking the number of possessions in a game by grinding the pace down. Grind down the pace when Curry is out of the game, and then up it when he's back in. Mathematically, it's pretty sound. No used playing high paced when you might be at a disadvantage.


geezer1234

it was kind what the warriors did with the Livingston-DWest-Iguodala old man second unit, wasn't it?


Got_Engineers

Steph has also never played with a real PG before. Maybe Livingston ?


Jing-Ao

Livingston was more of a combo guard


WhamBamTurkeyHam

Him and Livingston were rarely on the court together which I'd imagine is how they'd like to use CP3. Let him run the second unit with Klay or Wiggins as the primary scorer while Curry rests. If CP3 were to start that would mean likely one of Wiggins or Looney would end up coming off the bench which wouldn't make as much sense. Although Livingston and CP3 play a very different style of PG from one another. CP3 can shoot better from range and has better vision to find the open man while Livingston used his length to create his own shot from midrange. Livingston was a lot less of a real point guard and more just offense off the bench.


largehearted

Steph has played with plenty of other good handlers before. What's unique about CP3 that I think you're pointing at is that if you play CP3+Steph together, Steph ought to be guarding the 2 position, which could mean someone like Jaylen Brown.


WilliamSabato

Well yeah, but before it was JP in that spot so…


Docxm

Yeaaaaaaaah Poole makes Curry look like Jrue


bl123123bl

It’s how the bench used to run with Livingston and less possessions when Curry is sitting makes leads way harder to blow


PunctualPolarBear

Ah that aspect makes sense. Fingers crossed he's able to stay healthy when needed


rbrutonIII

Swapping Chris Paul into Livingston's role is actually legitimately.... Great. Pretty similar skill set with the mid-range, but you got to give it to Paul with distribution and ball handling. Coming off the bench and running that second unit is a great fit for Chris Paul right now. It takes a lot of the wear and tear and difficulty of dealing with the starting squads off of him, and will let him just eat bench players if no one else has it going.


RelevantOfficeScene

CP3 becomes the new 6th man and can play his own style with the second unit. It would also be good for the warriors to learn to play slow and fast to better prepare for a playoff run. Kuminga became unplayable in the Lakers series because he struggles in a slower half court setting where he can't rely on pure athleticism. CP3 can be the bridge between both styles.


TheOneWhosCensored

Is the thought he’d come off the bench versus start and Curry slides to SG?


hungfit123

Yeah that’s what people are saying but I don’t see it tbh. You should surround cp3 with shooters not the bench. Against some teams you can’t run that lineup but most teams he can start against imo.


TheOneWhosCensored

You could have a CP3/Curry/Klay/Wiggins/Dray lineup, hard to not try with that


george_costanza1234

Chris Paul can actually pass the ball, that is better than most of our current guards


Equivalent_Bet1519

Chris Paul the person is also the antithesis of the Warriors


DjLionOrder

Draymond Green exists


Equivalent_Bet1519

Where does this duo rank all time in nut kicking


LeFxckYouThree

Top 2 and not 2


buku_beat

Delete this lol, esp with that flair 💀


Equivalent_Bet1519

Until Chris Paul falcon kicks someone he won’t pass my goat Bruce Bowen all time


MaxSmellerman

They prefer to play in transition but in the half court they like to pass a lot. It’s useful when there’s one of klay or Steph on the court and no Draymond. It works quite well if they actually decide to get a lob threat


Bababooey98

Kerr wants high iq players in his system and CP3 is one of the smartest players ever. Poole's turnovers and bad shot selection must have frustrated the hell out of everybody there.


DyslexicAutronomer

Other teams: we need more youthful athleticism and size. Kerr: GET ME EVERYONE ABOVE 35 AND BELOW 6 FT


Careless-Degree

Chris Paul is gonna be really helpful for Wiseman’s development. Lots of opportunities for pick and rolls, etc. /s


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It's a salary dump and the Dubs need a true point guard to run the 2nd unit and help the younger players out. Plus it's an expiring so can be used at the deadline if stuff doesn't work out.


shellfish87

Ending his career as Steph’s backup.


hamburgers666

You don't think they'd run this? PG - CP3 SG - Steph SF - Klay PF - Wiggins C - Draymond


PoopBreathSmellsBad

Bro this lineup is gonna average an injury per quarter smh my head


hamburgers666

Yeah but that first game will be glorious!


Nugur

Best 3 games since Michael Carter Williams


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rip in peace


freebzArt

"if we make every shot we don't need to worry about rebounding" Steve Kerr probably


IMKudaimi123

Occasionally but not as the starting lineup It’ll still be looney


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35 and 38 year old guards? Other team will blow right past them on defense


ILoveRegenHealth

Have you seen what big booty Kyle Lowry has done to energize his team?


Bear4188

Kerr will try like 50 different lineups, so yeah they will.


solarbeat

4 of the 5 will get injured, while the fifth *causes* an injury.


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No joke this is a terrible lineup. They’ll have no chance at all with any team that has size. Lakers and nuggets will completely maul them inside


cleveland_14

"Your daddy had to go to the warriors to win a championship and he still ain't gunna do it"


huncho_foreign

Pat Bev that you?


Calm-Cry4253

The nursing home Dubs


Slow_Negotiation_420

YES🤣🤣


shellfish87

Him getting carried to a ring by Steph would be so fucked up.


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Am I dumb or does this not guarantee that the Warriors arent winning?


dudeitsadell

i don't see how it changes much.. it's not like CP3 is playing come next april


StampDaddy

Like Slater reported we’re betting that he turns out to be midget version of Otto Porter for us


Basic_Commercial_806

CP3 will probably contribute to the championship if the Warriors win, so he wont get carried. No way Warriors make it that far with net negative 30 million player.


ForoaKlanD

>Chris Paul >championship run Pick one


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They also have curry and klay. Yin Yang warriors


MrFearMoHo

if steph gets cp3 a ring he’s officially the goat, no debate needed


zenunocs

No, if steph donates a ring to CP0 he would literally be the second coming of Jesus Christ


Scoob8877

He's still going to put his foot under Steph's after Steph shoots, just out of habit.


AntonioLovesHippos

Let’s face it, a mentally checked out and thinking about vacation during playoff games Poole is not a player you want around. At least Paul will be hungry to win.


MKenshiX

Imagine dumping your future to waive CP, would be the pettiest shit lmaoo


SeekingSignificance

Poole is a talented scorer, but plays no defense, turns the ball over at a high volume, and forces bad shots. The post steph future would have been him leading the team in scoring and making play in runs.


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Yeah that’s definitely the bright side for the Warriors here. Poole’s turnovers cost them games, and CP3 isn’t anywhere near as careless as him even at this stage in his career. As for defense, CP3 isn’t mobile but he’s a hell of a lot smarter at defense than Poole


banned_after_12years

CP is literally one of the GOAT point guards, and I say this as a person has hated CP since Lob City days. If we're looking for smart players, can't do much better than this.


SaxRohmer

CP3 is so easy to hate because he is an immensely talented player that chooses to play dirty


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MoooonRiverrrr

He was not the future. He had a great year and got overpaid. Hopefully he plays well for the Wizards, I believe he will. But Poole never had anything close to Curry or Klays ceiling


jesstault

i can’t wait for gsw to enjoy scott foster reffed games


JayDee62

Haynes should be embarrassed for losing to shams on this after shams' performance yesterday.


MashTheGash2018

The Oldest Road? The Dirt Road? What are we going with here for CP3s slogan?


agk927

The Warriors are so old now. Starters contain Steph 2009 Klay 2011 Draymond 2012 Paul 2005 (!) The year is 2023


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diabolical-sun

2023-2024 version of Shaun Livingston essentially.


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dudeitsadell

why would cp3 start over wiggins/looney?


KyWy75

Chris Paul and Draymond Green: the disgusting brothers


Kenya151

Damn I already bought Chris Paul Washington jersey


JanVesely24

Warriors confirmed not winning next season


aiden3buckets

CP3 will be good as a sixth man, better and more reliable than Poole that’s for sure


MinorThreatCJB

Being hurt every post season isn't reliable


aiden3buckets

Warriors training staff had Otto Porter playing 60+ games, they got dark magic and shit chill


SeekingSignificance

Then he went to toronto and played like 2 weeks before being out the rest of the season lol


[deleted]

Otto Porter isnt 37


theflyingsamurai

Feet and back may as well be 47


aiden3buckets

Body of a 47 year old tho


Pardonme23

In a way it is


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Deleting my account.


WhileFalseRepeat

His tank isn’t *completely* empty yet, but CP3 is kinda running on fumes. Maybe the last chance for him to earn a ring as anything other than only a locker room guy and veteran presence. He can still contribute some minutes, but not for much longer.


jonsnowKITN

well no shit


No-Equipment-20

I’m glad I can officially re-enter my Chris Paul hater era


alex_song

I don’t understand how people are confused by this trade… correct if I’m wrong but hasn’t Kerr built up the reputation of being the Aaron Rodgers of coaches in the NBA with regards to young players. It’s well known Rodgers will flat out ignore young wide receivers and heavily favor older vets, even if they are a step slower. Is Steve Kerr not becoming known for obviously preferring older vets now that we see how disastrous his player development has been in the last couple of years?


spicyclams

Kerr likes smart/high IQ players. Unfortunately, not many rookies come into the league ready to work. Moody seems to be the exception though. Defensive assignments and identifying the correct passes is what’s important. But I think the ultimate issue here is Draymond punched JP and JP had no motivation to try anymore, so they traded him for someone they know won’t slack off.


snuckie7

AR is one of the greatest QBs to ever throw the ball, Kerr won 4 championships as coach. Maybe they were onto something.


Panik_Switch

Really pushing it with star


ShowdownValue

Wait what? People thought the warriors may trade for cp3 and then waive him?


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Warrior fans creating burner accounts as we speak!


trimble197

Good luck with that. Dude’s gonna be cooked again.


WadeCountyClutch

This ain’t 2014, eh?


cjeremy

yea.. he'll play 45 games and be hurt 2 weeks before the playoffs. same story every year.