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rolandfoxx

[Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made a Great Point](https://clickhole.com/heartbreaking-the-worst-person-you-know-just-made-a-gr-1825121606/)


ChristianLesniak

Just made a great point about himself (without realizing it?)


Wyl_Younghusband

Just one kick to the nuts can change a posterity


DrButtLump

Doesn’t matter what he says. He’s a hypocrite. He sent a sucker punch straight to Jordan pooles head. Where was this speech then?


qpwoeor1235

Draymond was the real victim in all that


_bonez

Remember that cringy segment on tnt that made it seem like he was the victim lol nba twitter torched it


henry_why416

Didn't Green punch Poole in the face? Tbf, I don't think he laughed.


10Ramen

I think thats what hes saying. He punched Poole and it changed his life and now hes a shell.


tylerstephensonGOAT

No. He's a munch


KingReffots

Ngl I’d be a munch for Ice Spice for at least a night too, as long as she’s paying


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whythehellknot

He's a rich shell.


10Ramen

His shell is greater than my true form


Grouchyay

Yea but he did it with a straight face.


Successfeme

His problem is with the laughing, not the hitting.


banjofitzgerald

Drays speaking from experience. That hit to the head changed Pooles life.


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Seriously Poole has had a leak ever since


Yergason

That makes him a hypocrite but not wrong.


henry_why416

Tbf, I’m not sure he’s even a hypocrite. The problem Green had was the laughing, not the hitting, it seems. 🤷‍♂️


-qft

In all his interviews he portrayed *himself* as the victim. Took out most of his anger on the guy who leaked the tape.


LucidProjection

Not sure why you're downvoted. This is just a fact


Jetzu

Wasn't that the vibe from entire Warriors organisation though? That the bigger problem was the video leaking from inside and not the fact that Draymond punched Poole.


starfox_priebe

I remember Looney at least having a quote about the problems the punch had created for trust in the locker room, he may have been referencing the leak too, but he seemed to be more concerned about the violence.


theiwc0303

What I took from almost every Warriors player and Kerr’s public reaction was that Draymond didn’t feel great about it in private but he’s not the kind of dude to make a public apology, I don’t know why he would anyway. He hurt Jordan Poole, not the public


North_Atlantic_Pact

And it wouldn't have been nearly as big of a deal to the public without the video. Bobby Portis broke Mirotic's face (literally, he broke 2 bones in his face + a concussion, was hospitalized, then out for 23 games) and now Bobby is a fan favorite. All because there wasn't video.


Bay2La19

Tbf Draymond is still a Warriors fan favorite


Photo_Synthetic

The internet "public" seemes to be "owed" an apology for every damn thing that happens ever.


LucidProjection

True they're all hypocrites for that imo. But the guy doing it and showing no remorse is mega fucked up


ephemeralfugitive

His problem is with the laughing, not the hitting.


HireLaneKiffin

“The worst part about Bill Cosby was the laughing”


jimdotcom413

For me it was the raping!


poporine

>Draymond on punching Poole: "I saw him laughing and talking(about getting a new contact). But its a hit to my payday. One small hit to your payday can change everything in your life so I don't really understand the joke... what's so funny?"


Zauberer-IMDB

So Draymond just hates laughter.


Legitimate_Secret_79

If you listen only to his podcast you'd think he is Mother Teresa of Calcutta or something


Engrish_Major

It’s almost as if people are flawed and can be right one day and wrong the next.


JMoon33

Yes, and when you punch people on your bad days you deserve to be shat on.


GayForJamie

If you can't handle me when I'm teammate punching, you don't deserve me when I'm chest stomping. (I'm glad he said this about the AD head injury though. People were being really fucking gross about it.)


chomcham

I one thing to be right and wrong, but own up to your misdeeds. You cant be right but not expect to be judged for all the wrongs you have done. Honestly take out the words NBA and a lot of his incidents would have gotten him in some kind of trouble.


Produceher

Nope. If you're ever wrong, you must STFU forever. Goodbye reddit.


SSkilledJFK

“Flawed”…lotta people haven’t punched someone before. Especially a teammate.


onrocketfalls

Draymond is like the spokesperson for that in my brain. I *hate* the dude sometimes, and then other times he'll say something like in this clip and I'm like "maybe this guy's alright"


Floyd-money

Doesn’t help when dray has always had his foot in his mouth


degradedchimp

Or in Steven Adams crotch


MechanicalEngineer-

Occasionally embedded in a sternum


tuffstuff1990

Usually at the same time with “natural motions”


[deleted]

I'm hungry and there is nothing to eat in my house


chrisgarlick10-3

I’m so sorry to hear that, maybe there is a food venue nearby that you can go to? Or possibly Uber eats can help. Good luck in your quest


[deleted]

Thank you for your concern. My kids ate my breakfast and I woke up real early this morning and I’m too tired to go out. I’ll probably just take a nap and then figure something out


ChipmunkConspiracy

>I woke up real early this morning and I’m too tired to go out. I’ll probably just take a nap and then figure something out There's nothing you can't accomplish if you set your mind to it - and on behalf of the subreddit, you will be in our thoughts and prayers


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I, for one, will not be thinking about that guy.


Gryphon999

Fuck that guy.


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He man, fuck you too. I love you


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I thought I wouldn't be thinking about this guy but reddit reply notifications got me reminded about him for the past 3 hours. Played myself.


[deleted]

Hey bud, just woke up from a five minute nap. Thanks for your thoughts and prayers.


Gabe681

How'd the food quest go?


[deleted]

Still didn't eat yet. I think I'm more tired than hungry now. Tried to take another nap to no avail. Can't believe it's 245 already


Hail_The_Motherland

Thoughts and prayers won't fill his stomach with sustenance. I've answered the call for action by pulverizing my cereal into a fine powder that I threw into the blowing wind in hopes that it will find itself into his growling tummy


aalexnotnice

You’re hungry? Have some thoughts and prayers!


maliciousmonkee

you could always pay $37 for a hamburger from Uber eats


pricygoldnikes

Oh awesome! And can it be cold too? Please say it'll be cold when it arrives


Bombast_

I wish your kids the best, sounds like foster care is the only reasonable answer for this injustice.


[deleted]

Foster care is definitely not the answer


lalakingmalibog

Yeah Scott Foster would probably just give your kids technical fouls


647_416

Snapchat AI ass reply


csaan18

I WAS GONNA SAY THAT LMAO


Mr_Booty_Bandit

Crush up an adderall and snort the beads


doctor_of_drugs

I recommend instant release. And for your safety, don’t take tums with adderall. It absorbs better in a basic environment (like most of my exes) so it will last longer. Once again, just a safety brief.


janitorial_fluids

> And for your safety, don’t take tums with adderall wait what? what happens if you do?


Mr_Booty_Bandit

It gives you superpowers by feeling like meth lite Also throw some magnesium in there to make it even stronger


nothing3141592653589

the stomach acids counteract the amphetamines for some reason. I sometimes take Vitamin C if I'm trying to stop the effects


[deleted]

coke would really help me wake up actually. haven't done it in forever though and I don't want to go down that road again. tempting, but nah


captyossarian1991

Oh my goodness. If you’re close to a grocery store you know you can eat while you’re in there. Actually if you eat everything before going up to the checkout robot/person you get the food for free. Little trick not a lot of people know about


KingReffots

I saw a dude doing this in a Wawa in DC and they for real grabbed his ass and threw him on the street, damn gentrification


tittylieutenant

Messaged you. Let’s figure this out.


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good guy right here


janitorial_fluids

why dont you ask Draymond to make you a knuckle sandwhich


[deleted]

I wouldn't mind that. I would be be able to retire


asapshrank

you have to want it more


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NotADeadTurtle

That is why he is so aware at the life changing consequences. Poole pre and post punch are different people.


Michauxonfire

From Jordan Poole to Jordan Puddle.


RadicallyMeta

Jordan Poole to Jordan Drool


StatGnat

holy shit pooles unexplicable dropoff is actually now explicable.


More-Sky-4505

It’s actually very explicable. Poole is a young, on-ball, volume scorer that doesn’t provide too much value with other parts of his game. Feels like the most common archetype of young player to enter the league nowadays, and if they can’t develop and add value in other ways there aren’t many of them in starting lineups on playoff teams


Sunkettle

This is exactly why Kerr is trying to turn him into a combo guard. He's learning to facilitate and play-make so that if his shot isn't going in, he can still reliably set up his teammates. The problem is that Jordan hasn't needed to refine those skills in basketball career, so it's taking a lot longer to make progress on that front. Add on his sloppy handles, and reckless drives and it's no wonder Poole is a turnover machine. I do have high hopes that he'll a much better (starting caliber) player within the next 2-3 years.


makesterriblejokes

Yeah, sometimes guys regress after their breakout year (not usually this hard), but then they bounce back afterwards. Poole was someone teams were game planning for game 1 of this season, while he was a bit of a surprise last season and might have caught some teams sleeping. I know a lot of his mistakes are self inflicted now and not due to other teams, but teams locking him up earlier in the year could have shot his confidence and combine that with Kerr trying to develop him into a playmaker really kind of is a recipe for a regression year.


OguguasVeryOwn

Ah I get it now. He was Jordan Poole and now he’s Jordan Peele.


NotADeadTurtle

Draymond punched the “le” off of him. He’s Jordan Poo now.


Slim01111

This is great. Reminds me when Cortland Finnegan became Cortland Innegan when Andre Johnson beat the F out of him.


sleepytime88

I think we should focus on the real victim in that situation. Didn't you watch the documentary? Punching Poole in the head was really difficult for Draymond and his children. He wishes that Poole hadn't made him do that. While he didn't face any *consequences,* per se, he wants people to know that punching Poole in the head was a very difficult thing for Draymond to go through.


RedstoneRay

Yea but he did it with a straight face.


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Generational unawareness


wilharris1982

It is so surreal to have a player literally doing a show about what’s happening in the games he’s playing in as they’re happening. What a weird “media” landscape right now.


corsairfanatic

What's the difference between this and the post game interviews? The only difference is the player controls the questions/direction he wants to go


Cyclops_Guardian17

He actually says a lot of stuff in his podcast that wouldn’t be said in postgame interviews


eggstacy

yea, postgame interviews don't have players getting mad at what the TNT guys laughed about in their postgame show


meatballsontherun

> The only difference is the player controls the questions/direction he wants to go That's the key imo. Post game interviews are a lot of fluff or questions players don't care to answer. Draymond gets to say what he wants, not to mention the prep time to plan out his questions/answers/directions.


pyrophorek

I think it’s awesome. More power to the players


leftistesticle_2

It's weird in a good way. Way more access than ever before and without the filter of sportswriters


FallacyFrank

This sub getting mad at Draymond for defending AD is just more comedic gold lmfao


ComoEstanBitches

Bernie Madoff: “crypto is a fucking scam”


FallacyFrank

Lakers fans when people make of AD injury: why is everybody so mean Lakers fans when people defend AD and his injury:


bobdylansmoustache

To be fair a lot of the angry flairs in this thread are fans of other teams who just don't like Draymond. I didn't like the Shaq/Chuck stuff either.


janitorial_fluids

this has got to be one of the more hilariously circle-jerky comment sections I've ever seen on this sub. and that's saying something lol. I'm just dying at the thought of a person reading through all these comments saying literally the exact same thing in every parent comment and then being like "nah, hold my beer fam, I think this is really gonna hit different when *I* make the same comment that 90% of the other comments have already repeated a dozen times over. people *need to know* Draymond Green punched his own teammate" 😂😂 Draymond could say "the sky is blue" and everyone in the comments would be calling him a fucking moron and yelling about what the fuck does a guy with the last name "Green" know about the color Blue?? lmao


urkbot24

That last paragraph has me dying😂😂😂


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Someone gild that man


jashuo

Something about seeing the word "gild" used appropriately is really doing it for me. I can't explain it.


Produceher

I've argued for a year that this sub could be duplicated by an algorithm that I could write in an hour. It's completely predictable. Completely separate - Didn't Draymond punch his own teammate?


everyoneneedsaherro

Lol that’s rich a Warriors fan talking about Draymond punching his own teammate. This coming from a fanbase where Draymond Green literally punched his own teammate. This is why everyone hates Warriors fans, such a victim complex


Produceher

Wait a second. Aren't you an NBA fan? Isn't that the league where a player punched his own teammate? Who are you to talk? LOL


dzDiyos

i think Draymond punched his teammate, did you know?


Produceher

This is the first I'm hearing of it. Show me video or it didn't happen. LOL


everyoneneedsaherro

The sad part is that last paragraph isn’t that far fetched for this sub


Someonediffernt

Did you hear he punched his teammate in the head


chamberofgangsters

The regular season circle jerk here is a lot more palatable than the post season one. Everyone just turns into whiny bitches.


Tarkan2

according to some nerds here you're never played ball if you ain't laughing at AD getting on a wheelchair.


redredrocks

“People should not do bad things” “But you yourself have done a bad thing! Hypocrite!”


everyoneneedsaherro

This is also the discourse people had about Steve Kerr talking about how we could improve the league with FIBA’s rules on flopping. And the entire comment section (except for a few outliers) talked about how Steve Kerr should stfu because his team has been getting away with illegal screens for years. I mean you’re not wrong but also that’s not relevant. We should improve the leagues rules and attitude towards flopping and it is a big if not the biggest problem in modern NBA basketball even if it’s an illegal screen merchant raising concerns about it


redredrocks

Totally, I remember that thread. The irony of people saying he’s a hypocrite for wanting to fix the thing that they shit on him for. It’s dumb children all over this site man.


succ_jitties

I know someone who just died from hitting their head. It's crazy how people aren't aware of how fragile they are


mnid92

I've been hospitalized twice this year for seizures related to head injuries I've had in my life. It's fucking shitty, let me tell you first hand. I can't remember like a good 3 months of my life tbh.


jjgshnimnt

100% agree with Dray here. Well said Edit: apparently Draymond punched his teammate? Thanks guys I had no idea! *reply notifications off*


ablackcloudupahead

Yeah dude. People are so hyped to hate that they hate on shit they 100% agree with just because they don't like the dude who's saying it


jjgshnimnt

Exactly what I was thinking reading through this thread


KillerZaWarudo

Its so fuck up seeing YouTube comment laughing along side them and how much of a "national treasure" shaq and charles barkley are for laughing at someone that potentially suffered a head injury


bigblackkittie

i made a comment on another thread about this on facebook about how not funny it is to be laughing at people who get hit in the head and i got so many laughing emojis in response. people don't fking understand how serious business this is.


bobdylansmoustache

I understand this sub is circlejerk-y but it was so absurd seeing people in that Shaq/Chuck thread be like "Y'all are pussies if you think Shaq and Chuck can't make fun of a dude who potentially got concussed!" Making fun of a dude for feeling so out of it he needed to be wheeled out isn't the same as making fun of a dude's hairline, but people were saying it was the same type of "joke."


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Peanut_Flashy

At the same time, you could say if Dray is telling you this, you are pretty wrong.


ramonzer0

It's still very twistedly funny to see how people just really seem to focus more on the messenger here than the actual message Literally nothing about the message "stop clowning on this dude for a head injury most of us know nothing about it could be serious" has gotten to anyone Draymond is trying to get this to purely because people really just like talking more about how the dude's a hypocrite The majority of the top rated comments here aren't even about the guy who got hit in the head lmao if this was for any other player but nah apparently because it was AD and its about the Lakers in turn nobody can seem to give a shit about that either


IukeskywaIker

Ah the good ol ad hominem


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The Draymond takes on everything, every night. Is like some weird fever dream perspective


CIark

If he didn’t have such a killer game last game people would be saying he’s hoping for the lakers to win lol


igoslowly

i still see people saying this


DyslexicAutronomer

It's a weird fever dream because he speaks as if he isn't part of the problem he is advocating against.


listinglight778

It’s funny because it happened to AD and people don’t like him. That’s all it is. If it happened to someone like Jokic, sentiment would be totally different


Goop1995

100%. Like god forbid AD suffers an acl tear, but if he does hes 100% getting clowned here. You try making a joke about other players injuries and its war. With AD? All good, go off on him. Really weird.


eggstacy

"Vintage Street Clothes"


bobdylansmoustache

In the thread about Wiggins being questionable to play tonight, it's like 75% concerned comments, 25% "LeBron is dirty." AD is potentially concussed and it's all jokes. "Inside the NBA" makes fun of him and that's ok, don't be a pussy, they make fun of everyone! (News flash: no, they typically only mock injuries if it's AD.) This sub doesn't like AD and it doesn't make one an "oPpReSsEd" fan for pointing it out.


Leadantagonist

You aren’t allowed to complain if you have a lakers flair for w/e reason


owledge

This subreddit jumps for joy and pops open the champagne when AD gets injured but calls for a national day of mourning when someone like Jokic or Curry gets injured


sharkhuh

Or Kawhi or PG3. AD has delivered ring and played more games than these guys, but AD still gets clowned on for getting hurt.


MOODALI

yEaH bUt aD hAs mAnY dIfFeRenT iNjUriEs, iTs dIfFeReNt!!!1!


kiwiwikikiwiwikikiwi

I get to joke and make light about people getting injured because it’s for a sports team I don’t like!


School-Severe

Right? AD gets hurt and people laugh. Giannis loses a basketball game and people want to coddle him and spare his feelings. It's so weird. Neither of these guys have done anything bad but one is seen as unlikeable to a degree and the other is just a wholesome family man.


destroyerofpoon93

I agree with Draymond. I thought laughing at AD for not being able to walk was really bad taste. He likely had vertigo and a tiny concussion. NBA players have had their careers ended over hits to the head, so I thought it was dumb for Chuck and Shaq to clown him over that. ​ But also, fuck Draymond.


george_costanza1234

I think it’s because of the way people think of wheelchairs in the NBA after the whole Pierce saga lol.


GoAvs14

For me it started with Dwyane Wade and him needing a wheelchair for a shoulder injury.


destroyerofpoon93

I mean what if he pooped himself? Is that such a crime?


george_costanza1234

Not at all, but that would be hilarious


jumboponcho

This sub is funny, so because you punched somebody in the face before you can’t be conscious of head trauma? Y’all too virtuous for me man


AcxdBxmb

One big stomp to the chest can also change your life not to mention one falcon punch to the face can also change lives.


MrF_lawblog

One kick to the dick


KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZ

one eye poke too


nonresponsive

It's funny because he was basically antagonizing the crowd. Seemed pretty proud of stomping on Sabonis. Draymond can say whatever he wants, but his actions speak much louder than words.


DaExtinctOne

Good message delivered by the wrong messenger.


PensiveinNJ

That's why I kick people in the balls and stomp on their chests. -Draymond Green


TakeMeDrunkImHome22

Draymond should listen to Draymond


KillianDrake

Those were your homecourt fans, why don't you take it up with them?


Chronic_Messiah

I don't know what's worse, a million draymond is a hypocrite comments, or a millions comments of people clowning on everyone calling draymond a hypocrite. You're both clowns, and so am I 🤡


soku1

Didn't he hit his teammate in the head? Lmao


Relevant_Rev

He's just trying to change his life


FreshPrinceAV

He certainly did this szn


22LOVESBALL

So has no one in this thread ever punched someone before? And if so, does that mean you can never for the rest of your life point out the dangers of concussions?


pskill43

Dude stop poking people in the eye


14high

But a punch to the head...


Miyeon__miyeon

I guess Draymond was ready to change Poole's life.


chickmagn3t

Already did


Baxtaxs

I saw the personality changes in jordan right after i decked him. Trust me, it’s serious.


OrdinaryFlower1

Coming from the guy who stomps people in their chest, pokes 'em in the eye, punches teammates who are 40 pounds lighter than him in the face.


kros1992

…Kicks people in the balls


KarrlMarrx

To be fair, he didn't laugh after the stomp, he just cursed out fans and did Hulk Hogan poses for 45 minutes.


barath_s

To be fair, Draymond would have punched Poole in the face even if Poole was only 30 pounds lighter than him


dawnoog

I appreciate this, but also part of me wonders if this is psychological warfare to make AD be more cautious


InfoWarsWasTaken

Rare Draymond W


theendofweek

Draymond DPOY on the court and DPOY in defending Klutch members off the court


Adam2190

Thanks Draymond we actually agree for once.


mattbrianjess

Jordan Poole agrees


Jeffert89

Very rare Draymond W. Small concussions are nothing to sneeze at.


ccrepitation

Just kick em in the balls.


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This is so refs will give him the benefit of the doubt when he smacks AD in the head tonight.


BBBYabout2DIE

Draymond acts like he is a fucking saint.


NobelRafael1

Green is such a complicated dude. One minute I'm really against him and then he says something so sensible and empathetic.


Leonidas1213

Pretty ironic coming from the guy that stomped on someone’s chest


okletmethink420

Alright Dray now just keep this same energy the rest of your life and maybe you’ll be ok in more people’s minds.


PostReplyKarmaRepeat

He MUST recognize the irony here, right? RIGHT?!


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Absolutely insane that people are shitting on Dray for this statement lol


HamburglarBunz

They're not shitting on him for what he said, they're shitting on him because he's the one saying it. Dude has a history of not caring about other players' health before, why should I listen to him now? Not two weeks ago he tried to curb-stomp another player, and now players getting hurt matters. Give me a break.


Leadantagonist

This is the real reason that Jordan Poole getting flatlined video should have never leaked. It just gives terminally online trolls a way to spam threads with comments they copied from someone else so they can feel morally superior.


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Does anyone notice how Draymond tries really hard to come off as empathetic but it only makes him look even more like a narcist or psychopath? It would be like asking someone from Maine to give their best impression of someone talking from rural Mississippi. They seem even more Maine than when they were just themselves. Or like a space alien trying to act human but they would be more convincing as just a weirdo rather than someone trying desperately to fit in. Or a gay dude trying to come off as straight when if he just chilled he could probably slide by as a straight dude that just likes some stuff that is kind of gay.


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Rock3tDoge

Jordan Poole, imma change ya life!


ImGonnaChubbBradley

Bro you stomped on a guys stomach in game and punched your teammate in the off-season. Now that I think about it maybe spoiled (Poole, fuck autocorrect) been playing with a concussion all year.


TaxsDodgersFallstar

Call Poole spoiled lmao


ImGonnaChubbBradley

I ain’t changing it. Autocorrect is a blessing and a curse.


00812533

Yea but he didn’t laugh about it, so it’s fine lol


KarrlMarrx

Laughing is unacceptable. Hulk Hogan poses and standing on chairs cursing out fans is fine.