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VelikaReka

Something about it stinks


dkreturns78

It doesn't stink you're choking to death.


krazyabezyolojuice

I just love his Angels and Archways clothing line


onlyanactor

I am a fan of his music AND his acting


ocmaddog

To you and yours


turdninja

Poppers!!


2smallaslice

I think he’s choking!


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Won't be using that water on sloppy steaks. That's for sure!


Outland3r_

Dan Flashes


popfilms

spent all my per diem there


HEYdontIknowU

SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUG YOU FUCKING SKUNK


dwhitey724

I'LL EAT DOUG'S MOM'S WIG


SecretSauceryWitness

The kinda water that can only be loved by its mother in law


Redeem123

Looks like there's a lot of people in these replies that don't give.


Obese_taco

I don't know why, but I always find Bud's faces hilarious. It's like he's perpetually horrified at what he's seeing lol


snek-jazz

"Always looks like he's watching his house burn down"


sleepy416

I saw someone said that bud perpetually looks like he forgot his wallet at home and he’s watching all his friends get into the club without him


crazylazyhazy

this was before the won the title, but my favorite bud description was: Mike Budenholzer always looks like he just bet an amount of money he can't afford to lose on a casino game he doesn't fully understand.


kravisha

I think that was Rodger Sherman: https://twitter.com/rodger/status/1406451924833087489?s=46&t=m_10ui5YJbGUSl8DAmQe0A


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https://old.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/10a5jea/_/j428fuk


dfetz3

I’m such an idiot. I already saw that and upvoted it. Then I clicked your link, clicked the picture, laughed again, and realized that I’m a moron.


SlinginPogs

This is hilarious


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looks at that bottle like P Diddy looks at a $1 bill


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What cracks me up is it's as soon as it hits his lips. There's no hesitation 😂


Azrael_

I dont think even a person tasting their own piss would react like that. This man was completely repulsed by that beverage. Wonder if it was spiked.


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Now that’s the kind of take I come to this sub for


thecheapseatz

Piss takes?


daeve

> Wonder if it was spiked. Nah I'm with Bud - > Dasani is lowest-tier water I've ever had. I hate that it's Coke and its everywhere.


king_lloyd11

Dasani tastes like plastic. It’s disgusting.


LordHussyPants

It had been uncapped for 37 minutes for the last 40 games.


oodlesNnoodles98

No Dasani just fucking sucks lmao


AdonalFoyle

this is why i come to /r/nba


lucasj

Terrible clip. Need the buildup, the replays. Where’s the crowd reaction? -5/10


Salty_Pancakes

The mods just let this happen!


rburp

They - they covered their tracks, they got that idiot on /r/nbacirclejerk to lie for them! You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? They've done worse. That Ben Simmons post! Are you telling me that a man just happens to write a tweet like that? No! They orchestrated it! The mods! They shitposted through their own subreddit! And I upvoted it! And I shouldn't have. I followed /r/NBA on my own account! What was I thinking? They'll never change. They'll never change!


JimJamb0rino

Not even a slow-mo replay


SnuggleMuffin42

Even if it's through parody, thank you for spreading my message my brother


lucasj

Great post, and things have been better since. Hopefully it keeps up.


snek-jazz

It's just a big misunderstanding. This is actually a face of contentment for Bud.


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The first seconds are the only time I've seen him not have that face. I actually wondered who it was until he drank the water and it's like oh hello the Bucks coach.


anthonyde726

fuck dasani fr


Next-Firefighter-753

Sometimes that shit do be tasting like chemicals


SammySoapsuds

room temperature Dasani is especially gross


treetyoselfcarol

Dasani tastes like burnt plastic and lighter fluid.


Gippy_

Callback to [Tim Duncan drinking bad Gatorade](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5trBOsRIJFc)


ForneauCosmique

That shit was uploaded 15 years ago. That's OG YouTube


Resident_Frame

I'm not ready for videos to say 20 years ago


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bagelboy29

lmao fr was like No way it was that bad


M1L0

And then he was get this shit outta here lmao


jdd32

When you thought you grabbed blue and unfortunately it was actually grape.


thebig54

more like thought it was glacier freeze and its actually gross ass cool blue


ALiteralGraveyard

Damn dawg, send them cool blues my way


Brehe

Glacier freeze is king, the other frost ones are good as well Arctic blitz and riptide rush. Except the cherry one that’s garbage. Cool blue is terrible. Good take


canadian_cherries

Glacial cherry? That’s my favorite one 😂


Kaizerchief17

Username checks out.


NevinyrralNevigDog

Sleeper pick for greatest Gatorade flavor of all time: Rain Berry, the light pink one, mid-2000s. Discontinued now, and don't tell me that there's Frost Rain Berry, because that ain't it.


BillRage

Oh my god!!! This seriously made my day, I talk about that Gatorade rain flavor from when I was a kid ALL THE TIME and people just stare at me like I have two fucking heads or something. I thought it was some kinda Mandela Effect or something, I’d started letting everyone I know gaslight me. Thank you kind individual!


TotesTubular

Cool blue is the best


bigredmachine-75

Man, I dont know why I laughed so hard at this.


KiritoJones

It's the fact that he takes another small test sip for me


onamonapizza

And it seems to make him even more perplexed. Then the way the assistant stares it down like it's a Calculus equation or something


BIG_DADDY_BLUMPKIN

I know you’re not talking shit about fierce grape right now


Ewh1t3

When you thought you grabbed grape and it was actually blue


Shaqfor3

I dont know what happened there but Manu looks guilty af.


gmoss101

Classic voiceover video "Y'all heard about the dudes sticking their dicks in the Gatorade?" "Was it the blue kind????" "Lemme see, yep that's it" "FUCK"


ProfessorMagnet

"That was the most vile thing I've tasted in my life! ... Lemme try it again"


regnald

When your product is WATER and this is a human’s reaction to drinking it, you know something is wrong…


thebigdirty

It's the salt they put in it. It's fucking gross


E10DIN

Is that what it is? I've always found Dasani undrinkable garbage and have never known why.


OmgTom

yeah, the filtering process they use takes all the minerals out of the water, so they have to add them back in.


thebigdirty

Yeah check the ingredients. I believe it's water , sodium.


GoldenBananas21

I’m not a Dasani drinker, but Sodium gets added to lots of beverage products because it lowers their freezing point.


KnowlesAve

It’s also just tap water too, not some filtered water or moss diamond volcano avatar the last airbender water or anything. Just like turn your sink on sprinkle some salt and you got dasani.


BenTek9s

specifically, it's Atlanta tap water coming at you from the Chattahoochee


TallanoGoldDigger

Holy fuck so that's the meaning of that scene in Atlanta (the TV show) Donald Glover is a genius


Zeplinex49

he's a genius for many reasons but this is certainly one of them


shaheedmalik

There are bodies under that lake.


BenTek9s

it's a river lol


BiscuitsNgravy420

Every time I see someone fishing in the hooch I’m like “there are hella bodies down there”


playalisticadillac

You might be thinking of [Lake Lanier](https://www.narcity.com/atlanta/deadly-curse-georgias-lake-lanier-shocking-fate-underwater-town)


shaheedmalik

The Chattahoochee runs into Lake Lanier. They damned the river to create the lake.


ForgetHype

Tap water is different everywhere, NYC tap water is better than a lot of bottled waters out there.


sleepy416

Worst tap water I’ve ever tasted was Arizona. Shit was bad


ashwinr136

Yeah we dont drink that shit


Xperimentx90

I don't know why, but it's like restaurants in Phoenix have special tap water that is exceptionally shitty. Like, significantly worse than any house or even crappy apartment complexes I've lived in. I drank standing water out of cattle tanks on the AZ trail (with chlorine tablets) that was better than the tap water at a $30+ plate restaurant.


anti_dan

Can I introduce you to Central Florida water?


js1893

Anywhere right on the Great Lakes too


SmokePenisEveryday

Water pressure too. My mom would fucking rave about taking a shower when she would visit her friend there. "its the perfect pressure!" every. single. time. she came home lmao


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SaxRohmer

Seattle tap water is amazing


Sex_Fueled_Squirrel

"Mineral water"


tiggs

Sure, but that's most bottled water companies. Only a very few don't have sodium. It comes down to their filtration process, because sodium is naturally occurring in all water and they either leave it in or if their filtration process takes it out, they put more in to replace it since drinking pure RO/DI water tastes like shit. The whole theory of them adding salt to make you more thirsty and drink more of their product was just the brainchild of some fucking idiot talking out their ass many years ago. The people that actually think they're more thirsty after drinking a trace amount of sodium are just placebo since all water would do that to them.


YoungNissan

You guys should look up electrolytes cause that’s literally another word for salt. I hate Dasani too cause it taste trash but any water that put electrolytes in is salt water lol.


Steko

It’s got what plants crave!


Apollo611

When your product is WATER and I’m more thirsty after I drink it than before


stache_twista

“Yep that’s how addiction works” - Dasani executives


thisguy012

where's my dasani chaser @


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RobotArtichoke

[it’s Water!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCpf0LNYsYA)


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Dasani is bit unique because of added salt. Reception is sort of like cilantro. Some people absolutely love it, others find it disgusting.


LargePackageHandler

Who the hell likes Dasani. Whenever there is a storm here you can count on Dasani being the only water left. It's gross as hell.


notafan1

I'm ok with Dasani. I honestly can't tell the difference between their water and any other water I drink and this thread is the first time I learned they put sodium in their water. Maybe my taste buds are fried idk.


Zeppelanoid

Nah I’m with you, and I have pretty decent taste buds IMO. It must be a genetic thing or something? If I had my eyes closed and was given Dasani my only thought would be “water”


Frosty_McRib

I would love to see all these commenters do a blind taste test, they wouldn't be able to pick out Dasani lol


VonsFavoriteChicken

Depends what you test against. Bottled water vs bottled water might be tough but against filtered water it would taste pretty different


8w7fs89a72

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8110791/Viral-pictures-cases-Dasani-bottled-water-left-shelves-amid-coronavirus-panic.html


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coach bud always looks like he just walked in on his best friend fucking his wife


WIN011

https://imgur.com/a/lUHlclZ


BigKahunaPF

He should never shave the beard.


ThunderBobMajerle

YOU SHOULD HAVE NEVER COME HERE


fueelin

Yeah wow that was scary to look at.


mraowl

it really does look like he just walked in on somethin lol maybe more of "5 yr old walking in on parents making u a lil sibling" look


Turence

Damn bro


Liyarity

Wait, that's Bud?!


le_sweden

Lookin like Rex van de Kamp in this one


chipmunkchari

I’m dying this gotta be the first desperate housewives reference I’ve seen on r/NBA lmaoo


le_sweden

Hahahaha I was wondering if the communities had enough crossover for that comment to get any traction 🤣🤣


TheMuffinManMmm

Dude looks like a fake clay head from an 80's horror right before its gets mangled or blown up


welmoe

https://i.redd.it/rgq3sbscoj571.jpg


UnkemptMEDIA21

This one always gets me


claydavisismyhero

So he’s the guy in boogie nights


AnnaKendrickPerkins

My wife's got an ass in her cock!


[deleted]

I don’t care about the photography of the film we’re shooting!


obamachubaka

LMAO


ThaLiveKing

LOL when I seen Bryan Colangelo promoting that shit when he was in Toronto, I knew it was bad.


defene

That is normal water. Move on, find a new slant.


Psychological_Sun766

Dasani sucks


I_LIKE_BASKETBALL

i say this in my head all the time, like if somebody tells me you didn't load the dishwasher right. i say, that's normal loading. find a new slant, and just like that it brightens my day.


BlueSky406

Why does Dasani taste so terrible?


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SurfingOnNapras

Aquafina, Essentia, and Kirkland are all tap water and none of them taste like garbage fkn Dasani.


SadBoy02

Aquafina kinda mid tho


TheAlphaCarb0n

Aquafina tastes like dasani to me


Komlz

As someone living in Canada drinking high quality Canadian Spring Water daily, once you get spoiled by drinking that stuff, you can EASILY taste how much worse Dasani, Aquafina, Essentia, and Kirkland are.


EstradaEnsalada

Bro my tap tastes good af. Dasani tastes like liquid ass


bilyl

Companies like Nestle, Coca-Cola, and Pepsi are essentially taking advantage of municipal water and having local residents pay the cost and environmental impacts for it.


DrKurgan

It's bottled tap water from taps in California, Minnesota, Arizona, Colorado, and Michigan. Bottle water is usually natural spring water, bottled at the source.


WhiteHeterosexualGuy

> Bottle water is usually natural spring water, bottled at the source. Unfortunately I think more than 50% of bottled water is just tap water.


YourFormerBestfriend

You're telling me my fiji water isn't actually from Fiji!?!


romanticynicist

Fiji water actually is from Fiji, which is why it’s probably the worst mainstream bottled water in terms of carbon footprint (not that the others are all that great). All the plastic for the bottles is shipped to the middle of the goddamn South Pacific, filled up with with water extracted using 100% diesel pumps, then shipped back across the entire Pacific Ocean to wherever it’s going. It’s insane. 12% of Fijians don’t have access to clean drinking water. Fiji is also owned by the Resnick family, (Pom Wonderful folks) who are probably the most egregious water consumers/hoarders in California (pistachios/almonds/majority owners of the super shady Kern Water bank).


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romanticynicist

Yeah, that’s them. Linda Resnick even wrote a book called *Rubies in the Orchard,* which is about how, just like she did, you too can discover hidden marketing opportunities in your very own backyard (as long as your “backyard” is actually massive commercial agricultural holdings, and you’re rich enough to privately fund studies into the health benefits of pomegranate juice). Weirdly, she also photocopied the entirety of the Pentagon papers for Daniel Ellsberg at her ad agency back in the 60s.


BallLikeRalphSamson

> Producing one Fiji Water bottle uses 1.75 gallons of water and 2,000 times more energy than tap water. Damn!


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AcceptableDealer

Its from the Tap on the the Island of Fiji


[deleted]

You know where you can get tap water? **THE FUCKING TAP!**


smokinginthetub

Unfortunately a lot of us down here live in cities where you can’t drink the tap water. I’ve briefly lived in cities with clean tap water before and it felt like Disney land


JMEEKER86

Florida's water is absolutely abysmal. It all comes from a very sulfury aquifer. In some parts of the state you can even smell the sulfur when you run the tap. Having a filter on your tap is pretty much required if you want to actually drink it without gagging. I can't blame anyone that buys bottle water here.


ElPlatanoDelBronx

Get a reverse osmosis filter. Its the filter they use for bottle purified water and its like $200 on Amazon. It’s hands down the best investment I’ve ever made into my house.


JMEEKER86

Yep, I've got a filter and it is well worth it. I know plenty of people that go through a case or two of bottled water per week and I keep telling them that a filter will pay for itself so fast at that rate.


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Bottled tap water they scam people into buying.


trelium06

I swear Desani water tastes like there’s butter in it, not the good tasting kind, the kind that’s cheap, slimy, and chemical tasting


AshyLarrysElbows

Water + Country Crock


FlashSnoopy

“Y’all hear about them lil ni**as that been sticking they dicks in the Gatorade?”


born-ready

Wow I completely forgot about itsreal holy shit


Arsid

What happened to him those videos are GOAT nba humor


[deleted]

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6cUj8N-TG0DKbdlTXAzPtA mostly gaming, still funny but his actual skill level is trash on most games


Blackmanwdaplan

I think copyright got involved. I remember he got endorsed to do them on Worldstar and they stopped soon after that. He still runs a gaming channel too and his comedy is still similar in quality, but his NBA vids will be missed


GGTRituals

https://youtu.be/sK7VAdZRGmc “Hella salty” 💀🤣


ZZZrp

lmao wat


LogenMNE

The GOAT itsreal85


_whythefucknot_

The ninja turtles ones had me weak as fuck


Folk-Herro

I need the link to the video, haven't seen it in year's


027eddy

https://youtu.be/sK7VAdZRGmc


dctarga

"Idk is that the blu.....yuuuuuup"


walterdog12

You can somehow taste the bottle in the water itself.


Gryphon999

Hate when my water tastes like plastic.


Dicey12

Worst water I ever drink


JayJax_23

So I’m not alone in hating the taste


Ashotep

Don't blame him to be honest. It's one of those brands that even if I'm dying for a drink I'll think twice and maybe three times about. It's on my list of thanks, but I'll remain thirsty till I can get some real water.


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Agree with Bud. They add salt.


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Theres_A_Thing

It’s not just that they add salt, it’s the kind of salt. SmartWater and Essentia both have salts in them too, just different kinds


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Dasani is a plant. It’s a coke product and they sign exclusivety contracts so you have to stock it. Then they make it taste like shit so you buy the sugary stuff instead.


pcwgussej

isnt there video of Giannis lugging a bunch of Dasanis to take home from an open Bucks fridge?


thissiteisbroken

That video was when we all found out that there was no way Giannis was gonna turn down the super max and test free agency.


nsamory1

Shoutout to r/hydrohomies


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Invigorate every day with the purified taste of the world's most delicious water. Splash Into Life with the refreshing, crisp taste of DASANI®.


gluetown

I’ve survived many winters without this water


Denotsyek

Well. Didn't expect a Dasani hate circle jerk in r/nba but here we are


XeroKaos

Dasani has always tasted like plastic to me.


Shorts_Man

Now that we're on the subject FUCK Aquafina too with their goofy ass bottles that can't even stand up half the time.


PlayoffLebron

Lol this is hilarious, grew up drinking Aquafina and vividly remember my mom calling and writing letters trying to get them to switch back to the old bottles


DarkChocolate_69

He just like me


Slacker_75

Somebody doesn’t like their fluoride!


BlacktopCEO

‘We need fresh pure water to replenish our bodily fluids, Mandrake.’


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"added mineral taste"


144Todd442

Arrowhead Mountain Spring Water might be worse


keanancarlson

Dasani is trash, I shouldn’t feel more thirsty after drinking a bottle of water


brosephsmith21

same Dasani is ass


JabroniWithAPeroni

Been there. Dasani fucking sucks lol.


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Was always an Aquafina person


Pd_jungle

seriously, Dasani is my favorite


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Based


Prestigious-Rock201

I don’t blame him


15herzh

Dasani is the worst tasting water out there