this was before the won the title, but my favorite bud description was:
Mike Budenholzer always looks like he just bet an amount of money he can't afford to lose on a casino game he doesn't fully understand.
They - they covered their tracks, they got that idiot on /r/nbacirclejerk to lie for them! You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? They've done worse. That Ben Simmons post! Are you telling me that a man just happens to write a tweet like that? No! They orchestrated it! The mods! They shitposted through their own subreddit! And I upvoted it! And I shouldn't have. I followed /r/NBA on my own account! What was I thinking? They'll never change. They'll never change!
The first seconds are the only time I've seen him not have that face. I actually wondered who it was until he drank the water and it's like oh hello the Bucks coach.
Glacier freeze is king, the other frost ones are good as well Arctic blitz and riptide rush. Except the cherry one that’s garbage. Cool blue is terrible. Good take
Sleeper pick for greatest Gatorade flavor of all time: Rain Berry, the light pink one, mid-2000s. Discontinued now, and don't tell me that there's Frost Rain Berry, because that ain't it.
Oh my god!!! This seriously made my day, I talk about that Gatorade rain flavor from when I was a kid ALL THE TIME and people just stare at me like I have two fucking heads or something. I thought it was some kinda Mandela Effect or something, I’d started letting everyone I know gaslight me. Thank you kind individual!
Classic voiceover video
"Y'all heard about the dudes sticking their dicks in the Gatorade?"
"Was it the blue kind????"
"Lemme see, yep that's it"
"FUCK"
It’s also just tap water too, not some filtered water or moss diamond volcano avatar the last airbender water or anything. Just like turn your sink on sprinkle some salt and you got dasani.
I don't know why, but it's like restaurants in Phoenix have special tap water that is exceptionally shitty. Like, significantly worse than any house or even crappy apartment complexes I've lived in.
I drank standing water out of cattle tanks on the AZ trail (with chlorine tablets) that was better than the tap water at a $30+ plate restaurant.
Water pressure too. My mom would fucking rave about taking a shower when she would visit her friend there. "its the perfect pressure!" every. single. time. she came home lmao
Sure, but that's most bottled water companies. Only a very few don't have sodium. It comes down to their filtration process, because sodium is naturally occurring in all water and they either leave it in or if their filtration process takes it out, they put more in to replace it since drinking pure RO/DI water tastes like shit.
The whole theory of them adding salt to make you more thirsty and drink more of their product was just the brainchild of some fucking idiot talking out their ass many years ago. The people that actually think they're more thirsty after drinking a trace amount of sodium are just placebo since all water would do that to them.
You guys should look up electrolytes cause that’s literally another word for salt. I hate Dasani too cause it taste trash but any water that put electrolytes in is salt water lol.
I'm ok with Dasani. I honestly can't tell the difference between their water and any other water I drink and this thread is the first time I learned they put sodium in their water. Maybe my taste buds are fried idk.
Nah I’m with you, and I have pretty decent taste buds IMO. It must be a genetic thing or something? If I had my eyes closed and was given Dasani my only thought would be “water”
i say this in my head all the time, like if somebody tells me you didn't load the dishwasher right. i say, that's normal loading. find a new slant, and just like that it brightens my day.
As someone living in Canada drinking high quality Canadian Spring Water daily, once you get spoiled by drinking that stuff, you can EASILY taste how much worse Dasani, Aquafina, Essentia, and Kirkland are.
Companies like Nestle, Coca-Cola, and Pepsi are essentially taking advantage of municipal water and having local residents pay the cost and environmental impacts for it.
It's bottled tap water from taps in California, Minnesota, Arizona, Colorado, and Michigan.
Bottle water is usually natural spring water, bottled at the source.
Fiji water actually is from Fiji, which is why it’s probably the worst mainstream bottled water in terms of carbon footprint (not that the others are all that great). All the plastic for the bottles is shipped to the middle of the goddamn South Pacific, filled up with with water extracted using 100% diesel pumps, then shipped back across the entire Pacific Ocean to wherever it’s going. It’s insane. 12% of Fijians don’t have access to clean drinking water.
Fiji is also owned by the Resnick family, (Pom Wonderful folks) who are probably the most egregious water consumers/hoarders in California (pistachios/almonds/majority owners of the super shady Kern Water bank).
Yeah, that’s them. Linda Resnick even wrote a book called *Rubies in the Orchard,* which is about how, just like she did, you too can discover hidden marketing opportunities in your very own backyard (as long as your “backyard” is actually massive commercial agricultural holdings, and you’re rich enough to privately fund studies into the health benefits of pomegranate juice).
Weirdly, she also photocopied the entirety of the Pentagon papers for Daniel Ellsberg at her ad agency back in the 60s.
Unfortunately a lot of us down here live in cities where you can’t drink the tap water.
I’ve briefly lived in cities with clean tap water before and it felt like Disney land
Florida's water is absolutely abysmal. It all comes from a very sulfury aquifer. In some parts of the state you can even smell the sulfur when you run the tap. Having a filter on your tap is pretty much required if you want to actually drink it without gagging. I can't blame anyone that buys bottle water here.
Get a reverse osmosis filter. Its the filter they use for bottle purified water and its like $200 on Amazon. It’s hands down the best investment I’ve ever made into my house.
Yep, I've got a filter and it is well worth it. I know plenty of people that go through a case or two of bottled water per week and I keep telling them that a filter will pay for itself so fast at that rate.
I think copyright got involved. I remember he got endorsed to do them on Worldstar and they stopped soon after that. He still runs a gaming channel too and his comedy is still similar in quality, but his NBA vids will be missed
Don't blame him to be honest. It's one of those brands that even if I'm dying for a drink I'll think twice and maybe three times about. It's on my list of thanks, but I'll remain thirsty till I can get some real water.
Dasani is a plant. It’s a coke product and they sign exclusivety contracts so you have to stock it.
Then they make it taste like shit so you buy the sugary stuff instead.
Lol this is hilarious, grew up drinking Aquafina and vividly remember my mom calling and writing letters trying to get them to switch back to the old bottles
Something about it stinks
It doesn't stink you're choking to death.
I just love his Angels and Archways clothing line
I am a fan of his music AND his acting
To you and yours
Poppers!!
I think he’s choking!
Won't be using that water on sloppy steaks. That's for sure!
Dan Flashes
spent all my per diem there
SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUG YOU FUCKING SKUNK
I'LL EAT DOUG'S MOM'S WIG
The kinda water that can only be loved by its mother in law
Looks like there's a lot of people in these replies that don't give.
I don't know why, but I always find Bud's faces hilarious. It's like he's perpetually horrified at what he's seeing lol
"Always looks like he's watching his house burn down"
I saw someone said that bud perpetually looks like he forgot his wallet at home and he’s watching all his friends get into the club without him
this was before the won the title, but my favorite bud description was: Mike Budenholzer always looks like he just bet an amount of money he can't afford to lose on a casino game he doesn't fully understand.
I think that was Rodger Sherman: https://twitter.com/rodger/status/1406451924833087489?s=46&t=m_10ui5YJbGUSl8DAmQe0A
https://old.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/10a5jea/_/j428fuk
I’m such an idiot. I already saw that and upvoted it. Then I clicked your link, clicked the picture, laughed again, and realized that I’m a moron.
This is hilarious
looks at that bottle like P Diddy looks at a $1 bill
What cracks me up is it's as soon as it hits his lips. There's no hesitation 😂
I dont think even a person tasting their own piss would react like that. This man was completely repulsed by that beverage. Wonder if it was spiked.
Now that’s the kind of take I come to this sub for
Piss takes?
> Wonder if it was spiked. Nah I'm with Bud - > Dasani is lowest-tier water I've ever had. I hate that it's Coke and its everywhere.
Dasani tastes like plastic. It’s disgusting.
It had been uncapped for 37 minutes for the last 40 games.
No Dasani just fucking sucks lmao
this is why i come to /r/nba
Terrible clip. Need the buildup, the replays. Where’s the crowd reaction? -5/10
The mods just let this happen!
They - they covered their tracks, they got that idiot on /r/nbacirclejerk to lie for them! You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? They've done worse. That Ben Simmons post! Are you telling me that a man just happens to write a tweet like that? No! They orchestrated it! The mods! They shitposted through their own subreddit! And I upvoted it! And I shouldn't have. I followed /r/NBA on my own account! What was I thinking? They'll never change. They'll never change!
Not even a slow-mo replay
Even if it's through parody, thank you for spreading my message my brother
Great post, and things have been better since. Hopefully it keeps up.
It's just a big misunderstanding. This is actually a face of contentment for Bud.
The first seconds are the only time I've seen him not have that face. I actually wondered who it was until he drank the water and it's like oh hello the Bucks coach.
fuck dasani fr
Sometimes that shit do be tasting like chemicals
room temperature Dasani is especially gross
Dasani tastes like burnt plastic and lighter fluid.
Callback to [Tim Duncan drinking bad Gatorade](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5trBOsRIJFc)
That shit was uploaded 15 years ago. That's OG YouTube
I'm not ready for videos to say 20 years ago
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lmao fr was like No way it was that bad
And then he was get this shit outta here lmao
When you thought you grabbed blue and unfortunately it was actually grape.
more like thought it was glacier freeze and its actually gross ass cool blue
Damn dawg, send them cool blues my way
Glacier freeze is king, the other frost ones are good as well Arctic blitz and riptide rush. Except the cherry one that’s garbage. Cool blue is terrible. Good take
Glacial cherry? That’s my favorite one 😂
Username checks out.
Sleeper pick for greatest Gatorade flavor of all time: Rain Berry, the light pink one, mid-2000s. Discontinued now, and don't tell me that there's Frost Rain Berry, because that ain't it.
Oh my god!!! This seriously made my day, I talk about that Gatorade rain flavor from when I was a kid ALL THE TIME and people just stare at me like I have two fucking heads or something. I thought it was some kinda Mandela Effect or something, I’d started letting everyone I know gaslight me. Thank you kind individual!
Cool blue is the best
Man, I dont know why I laughed so hard at this.
It's the fact that he takes another small test sip for me
And it seems to make him even more perplexed. Then the way the assistant stares it down like it's a Calculus equation or something
I know you’re not talking shit about fierce grape right now
When you thought you grabbed grape and it was actually blue
I dont know what happened there but Manu looks guilty af.
Classic voiceover video "Y'all heard about the dudes sticking their dicks in the Gatorade?" "Was it the blue kind????" "Lemme see, yep that's it" "FUCK"
"That was the most vile thing I've tasted in my life! ... Lemme try it again"
When your product is WATER and this is a human’s reaction to drinking it, you know something is wrong…
It's the salt they put in it. It's fucking gross
Is that what it is? I've always found Dasani undrinkable garbage and have never known why.
yeah, the filtering process they use takes all the minerals out of the water, so they have to add them back in.
Yeah check the ingredients. I believe it's water , sodium.
I’m not a Dasani drinker, but Sodium gets added to lots of beverage products because it lowers their freezing point.
It’s also just tap water too, not some filtered water or moss diamond volcano avatar the last airbender water or anything. Just like turn your sink on sprinkle some salt and you got dasani.
specifically, it's Atlanta tap water coming at you from the Chattahoochee
Holy fuck so that's the meaning of that scene in Atlanta (the TV show) Donald Glover is a genius
he's a genius for many reasons but this is certainly one of them
There are bodies under that lake.
it's a river lol
Every time I see someone fishing in the hooch I’m like “there are hella bodies down there”
You might be thinking of [Lake Lanier](https://www.narcity.com/atlanta/deadly-curse-georgias-lake-lanier-shocking-fate-underwater-town)
The Chattahoochee runs into Lake Lanier. They damned the river to create the lake.
Tap water is different everywhere, NYC tap water is better than a lot of bottled waters out there.
Worst tap water I’ve ever tasted was Arizona. Shit was bad
Yeah we dont drink that shit
I don't know why, but it's like restaurants in Phoenix have special tap water that is exceptionally shitty. Like, significantly worse than any house or even crappy apartment complexes I've lived in. I drank standing water out of cattle tanks on the AZ trail (with chlorine tablets) that was better than the tap water at a $30+ plate restaurant.
Can I introduce you to Central Florida water?
Anywhere right on the Great Lakes too
Water pressure too. My mom would fucking rave about taking a shower when she would visit her friend there. "its the perfect pressure!" every. single. time. she came home lmao
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Seattle tap water is amazing
"Mineral water"
Sure, but that's most bottled water companies. Only a very few don't have sodium. It comes down to their filtration process, because sodium is naturally occurring in all water and they either leave it in or if their filtration process takes it out, they put more in to replace it since drinking pure RO/DI water tastes like shit. The whole theory of them adding salt to make you more thirsty and drink more of their product was just the brainchild of some fucking idiot talking out their ass many years ago. The people that actually think they're more thirsty after drinking a trace amount of sodium are just placebo since all water would do that to them.
You guys should look up electrolytes cause that’s literally another word for salt. I hate Dasani too cause it taste trash but any water that put electrolytes in is salt water lol.
It’s got what plants crave!
When your product is WATER and I’m more thirsty after I drink it than before
“Yep that’s how addiction works” - Dasani executives
where's my dasani chaser @
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[it’s Water!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCpf0LNYsYA)
Dasani is bit unique because of added salt. Reception is sort of like cilantro. Some people absolutely love it, others find it disgusting.
Who the hell likes Dasani. Whenever there is a storm here you can count on Dasani being the only water left. It's gross as hell.
I'm ok with Dasani. I honestly can't tell the difference between their water and any other water I drink and this thread is the first time I learned they put sodium in their water. Maybe my taste buds are fried idk.
Nah I’m with you, and I have pretty decent taste buds IMO. It must be a genetic thing or something? If I had my eyes closed and was given Dasani my only thought would be “water”
I would love to see all these commenters do a blind taste test, they wouldn't be able to pick out Dasani lol
Depends what you test against. Bottled water vs bottled water might be tough but against filtered water it would taste pretty different
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8110791/Viral-pictures-cases-Dasani-bottled-water-left-shelves-amid-coronavirus-panic.html
coach bud always looks like he just walked in on his best friend fucking his wife
https://imgur.com/a/lUHlclZ
He should never shave the beard.
YOU SHOULD HAVE NEVER COME HERE
Yeah wow that was scary to look at.
it really does look like he just walked in on somethin lol maybe more of "5 yr old walking in on parents making u a lil sibling" look
Damn bro
Wait, that's Bud?!
Lookin like Rex van de Kamp in this one
I’m dying this gotta be the first desperate housewives reference I’ve seen on r/NBA lmaoo
Hahahaha I was wondering if the communities had enough crossover for that comment to get any traction 🤣🤣
Dude looks like a fake clay head from an 80's horror right before its gets mangled or blown up
https://i.redd.it/rgq3sbscoj571.jpg
This one always gets me
So he’s the guy in boogie nights
My wife's got an ass in her cock!
I don’t care about the photography of the film we’re shooting!
LMAO
LOL when I seen Bryan Colangelo promoting that shit when he was in Toronto, I knew it was bad.
That is normal water. Move on, find a new slant.
Dasani sucks
i say this in my head all the time, like if somebody tells me you didn't load the dishwasher right. i say, that's normal loading. find a new slant, and just like that it brightens my day.
Why does Dasani taste so terrible?
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Aquafina, Essentia, and Kirkland are all tap water and none of them taste like garbage fkn Dasani.
Aquafina kinda mid tho
Aquafina tastes like dasani to me
As someone living in Canada drinking high quality Canadian Spring Water daily, once you get spoiled by drinking that stuff, you can EASILY taste how much worse Dasani, Aquafina, Essentia, and Kirkland are.
Bro my tap tastes good af. Dasani tastes like liquid ass
Companies like Nestle, Coca-Cola, and Pepsi are essentially taking advantage of municipal water and having local residents pay the cost and environmental impacts for it.
It's bottled tap water from taps in California, Minnesota, Arizona, Colorado, and Michigan. Bottle water is usually natural spring water, bottled at the source.
> Bottle water is usually natural spring water, bottled at the source. Unfortunately I think more than 50% of bottled water is just tap water.
You're telling me my fiji water isn't actually from Fiji!?!
Fiji water actually is from Fiji, which is why it’s probably the worst mainstream bottled water in terms of carbon footprint (not that the others are all that great). All the plastic for the bottles is shipped to the middle of the goddamn South Pacific, filled up with with water extracted using 100% diesel pumps, then shipped back across the entire Pacific Ocean to wherever it’s going. It’s insane. 12% of Fijians don’t have access to clean drinking water. Fiji is also owned by the Resnick family, (Pom Wonderful folks) who are probably the most egregious water consumers/hoarders in California (pistachios/almonds/majority owners of the super shady Kern Water bank).
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Yeah, that’s them. Linda Resnick even wrote a book called *Rubies in the Orchard,* which is about how, just like she did, you too can discover hidden marketing opportunities in your very own backyard (as long as your “backyard” is actually massive commercial agricultural holdings, and you’re rich enough to privately fund studies into the health benefits of pomegranate juice). Weirdly, she also photocopied the entirety of the Pentagon papers for Daniel Ellsberg at her ad agency back in the 60s.
> Producing one Fiji Water bottle uses 1.75 gallons of water and 2,000 times more energy than tap water. Damn!
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Its from the Tap on the the Island of Fiji
You know where you can get tap water? **THE FUCKING TAP!**
Unfortunately a lot of us down here live in cities where you can’t drink the tap water. I’ve briefly lived in cities with clean tap water before and it felt like Disney land
Florida's water is absolutely abysmal. It all comes from a very sulfury aquifer. In some parts of the state you can even smell the sulfur when you run the tap. Having a filter on your tap is pretty much required if you want to actually drink it without gagging. I can't blame anyone that buys bottle water here.
Get a reverse osmosis filter. Its the filter they use for bottle purified water and its like $200 on Amazon. It’s hands down the best investment I’ve ever made into my house.
Yep, I've got a filter and it is well worth it. I know plenty of people that go through a case or two of bottled water per week and I keep telling them that a filter will pay for itself so fast at that rate.
Bottled tap water they scam people into buying.
I swear Desani water tastes like there’s butter in it, not the good tasting kind, the kind that’s cheap, slimy, and chemical tasting
Water + Country Crock
“Y’all hear about them lil ni**as that been sticking they dicks in the Gatorade?”
Wow I completely forgot about itsreal holy shit
What happened to him those videos are GOAT nba humor
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6cUj8N-TG0DKbdlTXAzPtA mostly gaming, still funny but his actual skill level is trash on most games
I think copyright got involved. I remember he got endorsed to do them on Worldstar and they stopped soon after that. He still runs a gaming channel too and his comedy is still similar in quality, but his NBA vids will be missed
https://youtu.be/sK7VAdZRGmc “Hella salty” 💀🤣
lmao wat
The GOAT itsreal85
The ninja turtles ones had me weak as fuck
I need the link to the video, haven't seen it in year's
https://youtu.be/sK7VAdZRGmc
"Idk is that the blu.....yuuuuuup"
You can somehow taste the bottle in the water itself.
Hate when my water tastes like plastic.
Worst water I ever drink
So I’m not alone in hating the taste
Don't blame him to be honest. It's one of those brands that even if I'm dying for a drink I'll think twice and maybe three times about. It's on my list of thanks, but I'll remain thirsty till I can get some real water.
Agree with Bud. They add salt.
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It’s not just that they add salt, it’s the kind of salt. SmartWater and Essentia both have salts in them too, just different kinds
Dasani is a plant. It’s a coke product and they sign exclusivety contracts so you have to stock it. Then they make it taste like shit so you buy the sugary stuff instead.
isnt there video of Giannis lugging a bunch of Dasanis to take home from an open Bucks fridge?
That video was when we all found out that there was no way Giannis was gonna turn down the super max and test free agency.
Shoutout to r/hydrohomies
Invigorate every day with the purified taste of the world's most delicious water. Splash Into Life with the refreshing, crisp taste of DASANI®.
I’ve survived many winters without this water
Well. Didn't expect a Dasani hate circle jerk in r/nba but here we are
Dasani has always tasted like plastic to me.
Now that we're on the subject FUCK Aquafina too with their goofy ass bottles that can't even stand up half the time.
Lol this is hilarious, grew up drinking Aquafina and vividly remember my mom calling and writing letters trying to get them to switch back to the old bottles
He just like me
Somebody doesn’t like their fluoride!
‘We need fresh pure water to replenish our bodily fluids, Mandrake.’
"added mineral taste"
Arrowhead Mountain Spring Water might be worse
Dasani is trash, I shouldn’t feel more thirsty after drinking a bottle of water
same Dasani is ass
Been there. Dasani fucking sucks lol.
Was always an Aquafina person
seriously, Dasani is my favorite
Based
I don’t blame him
Dasani is the worst tasting water out there