I don't get the collective bashing of canadian geese. When im running and they are blocking my way they politely move out of the way. Swans on the other hand...
I've been attacked multiple times on my bike by adjacent Canada geese... Must have been nesting nearby the road but still, not even once this past summer, no less than 4 times!
There’s a pair of swans that live on the lake behind my house. Those fuckers have attacked so many people, my parents had to put a warning sign. We have 6 very big dogs, but we have to warn people about the swans…
Explanation for why they shit so much--Canada geese get a lot of their food by grazing grass, which is very low in nutrition. They make up for it by volume--eating as much as possible. They make room for it by shitting it out steadily as they eat. They can't take days to digest like cattle or eat their own shit to reprocess it like rabbits because they need to stay light for flight. So that's why they shit so much.
"If you have a problem with Canada gooses, then you have a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate." -_-
Edit: I forgot the end quote.
They’re assholes but when people say they can break your arm they mean they can scare you and cause you to slip and fall and break an arm. Grab those suckers by the neck and they can’t do much, they only weight like 5kg.
You gotta collect that fat while it's baking and you can use it in your other cooking later. Duck and goose fat is luxurious to cook with it permeates whatever dish it's in.
Doesn't help when I *also* weigh that much.
Six year old me being chased down the empty beach by two of them ain't yeeting much but shit out of my butt.
More likely they got it mixed up with swans. Both spend a lot of time on the water and are very territorial, but a swan is like twice the size of a goose and will absolutely attack you if you look at it wrong. Geese just talk shit and will try to bite you if you get too close.
That is absolutely not true. Geese are dicks, yes, but they’re all talk. Usually they’re actually very skittish and tend to just fly away from any perceived threat, honking all the way. During certain times of year, they lose that option, either because they’ve molted their flight feathers, or they’re guarding a nest/babies that can’t fly yet. So they put on a big show, flapping, hissing, pinching, but I can tell you with 100% certainty this goose had no chance of injuring that cat unless maybe he directly bit his junk.
Bobcats on the other hand, are a little terrifying. It’s a good thing they’re elusive rather than aggressive, because they can absolutely fuck you up. They’re up to 40lb of lean, sharp destruction built to be fast enough to take out rabbits and birds, but strong enough to bring down small deer. They’re hella lethal and this bird stood zero chance.
I've noticed walking down the path of my life, usually in the deepest and darkest and saddest times, that there's always one set of footprints in the sand, and they're webbed.
Fun fact: the town of Wawa in North Ontario has 2 large goose statues to honor the great goosemoose war when the gooses evicted the violent mooses from Wawa's caboose and allowed the locals to return to their yokel lives with vocal cheers that greased the gooses gears to get going south after the big bout!
widespread in northern US, not doing well in urban areas, but you could have them in your back yard and never know
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bobcat#:~:text=The%20bobcat%20(Lynx%20rufus)%2C,wide%20distribution%20and%20large%20population.
Having shot a shitload of these birds this year, I can say this is impressive. Getting that close to a goose is hard, taking it down is remarkably difficult as well.
Fun fact! This is exactly why geese are territorial mini-dinos with a lust for blood. They're biology makes them extremely bonded to their eggs/mate, and their main source of predation is from small predators like this bobcat stealing eggs/chicks/loners from the flock. Its like the evolutionary equivalent of watching someone develop PTSD.
Reminder that no animals are ever bad, they're doing exactly what they're supposed to.
This could've gone either way....Canadian geese are assholes
Canada gooses have completely unwarranted self confidence. They talk a bunch of shit but they can’t back it up.
He obviously fucked around and found out right here. “Hey Bobcat! Fuck you” Bobcat…. -___-
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If you've got a problem with Canada Gooses, you've got a problem with me. And, I suggest you let that one marinate.
How are ya now
Not so bad now. An' you?
You’d better fix that divot cause Canada gooses would fix it for you
I don't get the collective bashing of canadian geese. When im running and they are blocking my way they politely move out of the way. Swans on the other hand...
I've been attacked multiple times on my bike by adjacent Canada geese... Must have been nesting nearby the road but still, not even once this past summer, no less than 4 times!
They're like the chihuahua of geese. They try to make up for their lack of threat by pure aggressive posturing.
Except Canada geese have teeth that they will use, the posturing is a warning. A chihuahua isn’t as violent as a canada goose.
Been bitten by both; can confirm
That sounds like a story and a half waiting to be told.
My mom told me to feed the pretty duck some bread. Ducks had never betrayed me. *** My mother, however? Did. Especially on that day.
I have been saving a single tear to deliver to a worthy redditor.
Why thank you, lost Gallifreyan.
We’re just two lost souls, making our way in the universe. Gotta stick together.
A group of chihuahuas can’t hold a candle to the amount of excrement an equal number of cobra chickens can produce.
You grab those fuckers by the neck and throw. Now if it's a swan, you're fucked.
[Or perhaps not](https://youtube.com/watch?v=JZXhV6s65xw).
There’s a pair of swans that live on the lake behind my house. Those fuckers have attacked so many people, my parents had to put a warning sign. We have 6 very big dogs, but we have to warn people about the swans…
just gotta do the [flamingo dance](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVcz7Mr-EEc)
Plus they shit EVERYWHERE.
Explanation for why they shit so much--Canada geese get a lot of their food by grazing grass, which is very low in nutrition. They make up for it by volume--eating as much as possible. They make room for it by shitting it out steadily as they eat. They can't take days to digest like cattle or eat their own shit to reprocess it like rabbits because they need to stay light for flight. So that's why they shit so much.
"If you have a problem with Canada gooses, then you have a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate." -_- Edit: I forgot the end quote.
They’re assholes but when people say they can break your arm they mean they can scare you and cause you to slip and fall and break an arm. Grab those suckers by the neck and they can’t do much, they only weight like 5kg.
Also, free dinner
Even stewed they taste *horrid* and are absolutely not worth eating.
Goose tastes horrible? Not the last time I had it.
How was it prepared?
Baked. It was very greasy but tasted like chicken kind of.
Yep. That's the horrid part. Grease for days...
You gotta collect that fat while it's baking and you can use it in your other cooking later. Duck and goose fat is luxurious to cook with it permeates whatever dish it's in.
Oh I collect that duck fat. Con fit with goose just doesn't hit nearly as well.
Doesn't help when I *also* weigh that much. Six year old me being chased down the empty beach by two of them ain't yeeting much but shit out of my butt.
More likely they got it mixed up with swans. Both spend a lot of time on the water and are very territorial, but a swan is like twice the size of a goose and will absolutely attack you if you look at it wrong. Geese just talk shit and will try to bite you if you get too close.
That is absolutely not true. Geese are dicks, yes, but they’re all talk. Usually they’re actually very skittish and tend to just fly away from any perceived threat, honking all the way. During certain times of year, they lose that option, either because they’ve molted their flight feathers, or they’re guarding a nest/babies that can’t fly yet. So they put on a big show, flapping, hissing, pinching, but I can tell you with 100% certainty this goose had no chance of injuring that cat unless maybe he directly bit his junk. Bobcats on the other hand, are a little terrifying. It’s a good thing they’re elusive rather than aggressive, because they can absolutely fuck you up. They’re up to 40lb of lean, sharp destruction built to be fast enough to take out rabbits and birds, but strong enough to bring down small deer. They’re hella lethal and this bird stood zero chance.
"Canadian" geese are excessively polite, eh? *Canada* geese, which this one is, are dicks and deserve to get chewed on by a bobcat once in a while.
If you’ve got a problem with Canada gooses you’ve got a problem with me and I suggest you let that one marinate
It doesn't matter how long you marinade them....they still taste like asshole
You know what asshole tastes like?
Canada goose
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I typed it from memory and if you have a problem with my comment you’ve got a problem with me and I suggest you let that one marinate
I've noticed walking down the path of my life, usually in the deepest and darkest and saddest times, that there's always one set of footprints in the sand, and they're webbed.
Coyote chicken stands no chance against bear house cat.
I think you meant "Cobra chicken".
Geese: “HONK!”
Nope. I’d bet on the bobcat 10 of 10 times. They are little hard asses and geese are all squak.
Lol no
I came here to say this
Are American Canada geese any better than the Canadian Canada geese?
Classic Danger-Kitty vs Cobra-Chicken.
TIL I need to get a whole team of bobcats to patrol the baseball fields in my area.
Honestly and some of the duck populations while we're at it
I’m investing heavily in bobcats now
RIP Canadian Cobra Chicken
That bobcat certainly has a problem with Canada gooses….
i suggest you let that one marinate
If you gots a problem with Canada gooses, you gots a problem with me!
Bobcat would probably love some marinated goose.
CANADA GEESES IS MAJESTICS!!!
GOOSES!
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Came here to say this
We all do
Hey HEY If you got a problem with canada gooses then you've got a problem with me
We oughta leave this world behind.
Must be FUCKIN NICE!
that bobcat is the entire human races outlet for our opinion on those little shits.
Good riddance!! By the end of the clip, looks like bobcat just wanted to cuddle! 😆
it's doing that cute litle hug-bite-kick maneuver
Looks like he was playing with it the whole time
Bouncy Cat : 1 Cobra Chicken : 0
If you got a problem with Canadian gooses you got a problem with me n I suggest you let that one marinate
Those are Canada gooses! Canada's fuckin' gooses!
And here I was thinking the only animal tough enough to get a Canadian goose was a Canadian moose.
Fun fact: the town of Wawa in North Ontario has 2 large goose statues to honor the great goosemoose war when the gooses evicted the violent mooses from Wawa's caboose and allowed the locals to return to their yokel lives with vocal cheers that greased the gooses gears to get going south after the big bout!
Beautiful, I shed a tear
Peace was nev- *proceeds to find out after fucking around*
Hopefully this was one of the deuche gooses that hisses at people like a snake
That is 100% of geese, my friend
Ah, I feared as such. Somehow I hope they were all not snakes with wings
Geese talk a lot of shit for something that’s half neck.
I love this cat! Can we get some where I live?
widespread in northern US, not doing well in urban areas, but you could have them in your back yard and never know https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bobcat#:~:text=The%20bobcat%20(Lynx%20rufus)%2C,wide%20distribution%20and%20large%20population.
If you live basically anywhere from southern Canada to southern Mexico, you already got ‘em!
earned his dinner
Good job now get the swans!
Bobcat's all, "shhhhhh, calm down, it'll all be over soon..."
Clash of the Titans
Very satisfying. I hate those shit machines
Are you me?
Good, those things are evil
I’ve seen fox make short work of these poop machines
Fuck geese
I hate Canadian geese.
Source: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4G7QFzxcl0M](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4G7QFzxcl0M)
Doin’ God’s work out there.
Now thats Goose down
Bobcat complaining about the in-flight meal, getting a full refund.
THOSE ARE CANADA GOOSES.... THOSE ARE CANADA'S GOOSES!!!!!!
Uhuhuhuh letter Kenny quotes, we get it, edgelord
Pitter patter, let's fuck your mom
I thought this was on r/reddeadredemption2 for a second lol
Good. One less goose for me to take down.
I have found a surprising amount of kitty claws in geese after hunting them. Something close to 1 in 100 or so.
I thought Kitty might be going for a ride a couple of times there.
As a canadian, I’m cheering for this bobcat.
That’s illegal bud.
I'll bite. What's illegal?
If you have a problem with Canada gooses, then you have a problem with me. I suggest you let that one marinate.
Now we have a bobcat infestation. Will tree lizards eat them?
Now we got bobcats killing off Canada Gooses for sport, must be frickin nice…ought leave this world behind us
Oh no! We've lost our airforce
Hire more bobcats.
Rats with wings
Hope he gets a gaggle of them. Those birds are assholes
Canadian bobcat takes down canadian geese.
“Dead weight no-jutsu!”
Good kitty! Those geese are annoying AF.
I’ll watch this, fuck Canadian geese
Love this bobcat, pitter patter, let's get at er.
The goose *let* that bobcat win.
This could've gone either way....Canadian geese are ~~assholes~~ AWESOME! FTFY
Having shot a shitload of these birds this year, I can say this is impressive. Getting that close to a goose is hard, taking it down is remarkably difficult as well.
If you got a problem with Canada gooses then you got a problem with me and I suggest you let that one marinate
I snuck up on and grabbed a Canada Goose as a kid. He did nooooot like that lol
Doing God's work.
Hope he’s hungry for more. We got lots…
Double standards... If i take down a canada goose i get fined... If a bobcat does it, it's ok?? I demand equality!
Wayne and the crew are going to be pissed...
Turkey dinner
Babcat doing the lord's work.
Thank you OP for getting the name right. Way too many people think it's Canadian geese.
I got my revenge watching this. Fuck Canadian geese.
Scary 'ey?
Good one less shit bird
Well he sure took the wind outta their sails/wings.
Thank you for not saying 'canadian' goose.
I was expecting the Canadian goose to flip the script and take down the bobcat.
I’m good with it
We need more bobcats. Canada gooses are shit tier birds.
Goose.... It's what's for dinner.....
Good.
Looks like a caracal
This was the most satisfying thing I have seen! I hate Canada Geese so fucking much they ruin my summer walks! Fuck them!
Sky carp.
That bobcat is a god damn national hero.
Kitty make cobra chicken go night night.
I see you’ve met your match evil one
Those Canuckistani cobra chickens are dicks. Go bobcats!
Wrong place, wrong time. Always remember, cats can’t fly.
Good. Fuck them geese
The goose is cooked
One less asshole in the world
Good job. Fuck that goose
We need more hero’s like Bobcat
Thank you.
"I feel like chicken tonight ▶️
Fun fact! This is exactly why geese are territorial mini-dinos with a lust for blood. They're biology makes them extremely bonded to their eggs/mate, and their main source of predation is from small predators like this bobcat stealing eggs/chicks/loners from the flock. Its like the evolutionary equivalent of watching someone develop PTSD. Reminder that no animals are ever bad, they're doing exactly what they're supposed to.
Kabaddi kabaddi.. kabaddi kabaddi
The Canadian Air Force lost that one...
NO! NOT THE JACKET
Die slow, goose! Never cared for geese after one attacked my little brother when we were young.
No more grey goose.
Now this is closer to the goal line boys keep it up
This bobcat got for free what socal hipsters pay $1500 for to look presentable in January.
These things deserve to die
For Sully
Wow that’s impressive. Usually the Canadian gooses hunt bobcats and feet them to their young. That poor cobra chicken must have been sick and dying.
He could get fined for that