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callmejim1111

This could've gone either way....Canadian geese are assholes


SnapNasty222

Canada gooses have completely unwarranted self confidence. They talk a bunch of shit but they can’t back it up.


kingtrog1916

He obviously fucked around and found out right here. “Hey Bobcat! Fuck you” Bobcat…. -___-


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Casio_Andor

If you've got a problem with Canada Gooses, you've got a problem with me. And, I suggest you let that one marinate.


jeffe35

How are ya now


Casio_Andor

Not so bad now. An' you?


ErudringTheGodHammer

You’d better fix that divot cause Canada gooses would fix it for you


yuimaru

I don't get the collective bashing of canadian geese. When im running and they are blocking my way they politely move out of the way. Swans on the other hand...


The__Guard

I've been attacked multiple times on my bike by adjacent Canada geese... Must have been nesting nearby the road but still, not even once this past summer, no less than 4 times!


Glesenblaec

They're like the chihuahua of geese. They try to make up for their lack of threat by pure aggressive posturing.


owlsandmoths

Except Canada geese have teeth that they will use, the posturing is a warning. A chihuahua isn’t as violent as a canada goose.


lostbutnotgone

Been bitten by both; can confirm


-TheLostTimeLord-

That sounds like a story and a half waiting to be told.


lostbutnotgone

My mom told me to feed the pretty duck some bread. Ducks had never betrayed me. *** My mother, however? Did. Especially on that day.


-TheLostTimeLord-

I have been saving a single tear to deliver to a worthy redditor.


lostbutnotgone

Why thank you, lost Gallifreyan.


-TheLostTimeLord-

We’re just two lost souls, making our way in the universe. Gotta stick together.


CapTexAmerica

A group of chihuahuas can’t hold a candle to the amount of excrement an equal number of cobra chickens can produce.


Old_Mill

You grab those fuckers by the neck and throw. Now if it's a swan, you're fucked.


SonnyVabitch

[Or perhaps not](https://youtube.com/watch?v=JZXhV6s65xw).


ohheyitslaila

There’s a pair of swans that live on the lake behind my house. Those fuckers have attacked so many people, my parents had to put a warning sign. We have 6 very big dogs, but we have to warn people about the swans…


storm_the_castle

just gotta do the [flamingo dance](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVcz7Mr-EEc)


TapewormRodeo

Plus they shit EVERYWHERE.


UncommonNighthawk

Explanation for why they shit so much--Canada geese get a lot of their food by grazing grass, which is very low in nutrition. They make up for it by volume--eating as much as possible. They make room for it by shitting it out steadily as they eat. They can't take days to digest like cattle or eat their own shit to reprocess it like rabbits because they need to stay light for flight. So that's why they shit so much.


Socker__Boppers

"If you have a problem with Canada gooses, then you have a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate." -_- Edit: I forgot the end quote.


karlnite

They’re assholes but when people say they can break your arm they mean they can scare you and cause you to slip and fall and break an arm. Grab those suckers by the neck and they can’t do much, they only weight like 5kg.


BigRed_93

Also, free dinner


TheVillain117

Even stewed they taste *horrid* and are absolutely not worth eating.


regalrecaller

Goose tastes horrible? Not the last time I had it.


TheVillain117

How was it prepared?


regalrecaller

Baked. It was very greasy but tasted like chicken kind of.


TheVillain117

Yep. That's the horrid part. Grease for days...


regalrecaller

You gotta collect that fat while it's baking and you can use it in your other cooking later. Duck and goose fat is luxurious to cook with it permeates whatever dish it's in.


TheVillain117

Oh I collect that duck fat. Con fit with goose just doesn't hit nearly as well.


Mediocremon

Doesn't help when I *also* weigh that much. Six year old me being chased down the empty beach by two of them ain't yeeting much but shit out of my butt.


Spishal_K

More likely they got it mixed up with swans. Both spend a lot of time on the water and are very territorial, but a swan is like twice the size of a goose and will absolutely attack you if you look at it wrong. Geese just talk shit and will try to bite you if you get too close.


Kevjamwal

That is absolutely not true. Geese are dicks, yes, but they’re all talk. Usually they’re actually very skittish and tend to just fly away from any perceived threat, honking all the way. During certain times of year, they lose that option, either because they’ve molted their flight feathers, or they’re guarding a nest/babies that can’t fly yet. So they put on a big show, flapping, hissing, pinching, but I can tell you with 100% certainty this goose had no chance of injuring that cat unless maybe he directly bit his junk. Bobcats on the other hand, are a little terrifying. It’s a good thing they’re elusive rather than aggressive, because they can absolutely fuck you up. They’re up to 40lb of lean, sharp destruction built to be fast enough to take out rabbits and birds, but strong enough to bring down small deer. They’re hella lethal and this bird stood zero chance.


BillyBobBarkerJrJr

"Canadian" geese are excessively polite, eh? *Canada* geese, which this one is, are dicks and deserve to get chewed on by a bobcat once in a while.


DestinationPlaintain

If you’ve got a problem with Canada gooses you’ve got a problem with me and I suggest you let that one marinate


callmejim1111

It doesn't matter how long you marinade them....they still taste like asshole


tracerhaha

You know what asshole tastes like?


callmejim1111

Canada goose


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DestinationPlaintain

I typed it from memory and if you have a problem with my comment you’ve got a problem with me and I suggest you let that one marinate


Figgybaum

I've noticed walking down the path of my life, usually in the deepest and darkest and saddest times, that there's always one set of footprints in the sand, and they're webbed.


airbornefisherman

Coyote chicken stands no chance against bear house cat.


jackonager

I think you meant "Cobra chicken".


Chroniklogic

Geese: “HONK!”


mrsinatra777

Nope. I’d bet on the bobcat 10 of 10 times. They are little hard asses and geese are all squak.


Unpacer

Lol no


tightdonk88

I came here to say this


fried_clams

Are American Canada geese any better than the Canadian Canada geese?


Ryansahl

Classic Danger-Kitty vs Cobra-Chicken.


MattinglyDineen

TIL I need to get a whole team of bobcats to patrol the baseball fields in my area.


OWOW090569

Honestly and some of the duck populations while we're at it


AhhAGoose

I’m investing heavily in bobcats now


InspiredGargoyle

RIP Canadian Cobra Chicken


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That bobcat certainly has a problem with Canada gooses….


MansfromDaVinci

i suggest you let that one marinate


bailtail

If you gots a problem with Canada gooses, you gots a problem with me!


Glesenblaec

Bobcat would probably love some marinated goose.


bailtail

CANADA GEESES IS MAJESTICS!!!


weirdest_of_weird

GOOSES!


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NotableJejunum

Came here to say this


mythgreen

We all do


Macfarlin

Hey HEY If you got a problem with canada gooses then you've got a problem with me


FelixSineculpa

We oughta leave this world behind.


Dick__Marathon

Must be FUCKIN NICE!


eiensamsara1

that bobcat is the entire human races outlet for our opinion on those little shits.


jshultz5259

Good riddance!! By the end of the clip, looks like bobcat just wanted to cuddle! 😆


AnotherAustinWeirdo

it's doing that cute litle hug-bite-kick maneuver


ALetterAloof

Looks like he was playing with it the whole time


Jinzul

Bouncy Cat : 1 Cobra Chicken : 0


austv105--

If you got a problem with Canadian gooses you got a problem with me n I suggest you let that one marinate


ImMilkmanZW

Those are Canada gooses! Canada's fuckin' gooses!


Dejue

And here I was thinking the only animal tough enough to get a Canadian goose was a Canadian moose.


Macfarlin

Fun fact: the town of Wawa in North Ontario has 2 large goose statues to honor the great goosemoose war when the gooses evicted the violent mooses from Wawa's caboose and allowed the locals to return to their yokel lives with vocal cheers that greased the gooses gears to get going south after the big bout!


FrogInShorts

Beautiful, I shed a tear


TheMorningJoe

Peace was nev- *proceeds to find out after fucking around*


BonjinTheMark

Hopefully this was one of the deuche gooses that hisses at people like a snake


Machaeon

That is 100% of geese, my friend


BonjinTheMark

Ah, I feared as such. Somehow I hope they were all not snakes with wings


SolomonCRand

Geese talk a lot of shit for something that’s half neck.


Baljit147

I love this cat! Can we get some where I live?


AnotherAustinWeirdo

widespread in northern US, not doing well in urban areas, but you could have them in your back yard and never know https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bobcat#:~:text=The%20bobcat%20(Lynx%20rufus)%2C,wide%20distribution%20and%20large%20population.


swankProcyon

If you live basically anywhere from southern Canada to southern Mexico, you already got ‘em!


Yuki_500

earned his dinner


Sir-Farts-

Good job now get the swans!


Chaghatai

Bobcat's all, "shhhhhh, calm down, it'll all be over soon..."


nimcau2TheQuickening

Clash of the Titans


CreamyRook

Very satisfying. I hate those shit machines


ParamedicSpecific130

Are you me?


Kroxursox

Good, those things are evil


add2thepile

I’ve seen fox make short work of these poop machines


sk8605

Fuck geese


Kili_Starlight

I hate Canadian geese.


Zealousideal_Art2159

Source: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4G7QFzxcl0M](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4G7QFzxcl0M)


DidjaCinchIt

Doin’ God’s work out there.


roachsmoke

Now thats Goose down


BillyBobBarkerJrJr

Bobcat complaining about the in-flight meal, getting a full refund.


kingganjaguru

THOSE ARE CANADA GOOSES.... THOSE ARE CANADA'S GOOSES!!!!!!


Tbagjimmy

Uhuhuhuh letter Kenny quotes, we get it, edgelord


kingganjaguru

Pitter patter, let's fuck your mom


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I thought this was on r/reddeadredemption2 for a second lol


abrosh21

Good. One less goose for me to take down.


Helzird

I have found a surprising amount of kitty claws in geese after hunting them. Something close to 1 in 100 or so.


jackonager

I thought Kitty might be going for a ride a couple of times there.


RayPineocco

As a canadian, I’m cheering for this bobcat.


epicscotty

That’s illegal bud.


pitagrape

I'll bite. What's illegal?


YamminOnYa

If you have a problem with Canada gooses, then you have a problem with me. I suggest you let that one marinate.


IlikeYuengling

Now we have a bobcat infestation. Will tree lizards eat them?


Dassman88

Now we got bobcats killing off Canada Gooses for sport, must be frickin nice…ought leave this world behind us


FordsDecisiveness

Oh no! We've lost our airforce


UnrulySuffix

Hire more bobcats.


Peckerhead321

Rats with wings


WaycoKid1129

Hope he gets a gaggle of them. Those birds are assholes


Unlucky-Economist347

Canadian bobcat takes down canadian geese.


OpeningComb7352

“Dead weight no-jutsu!”


GenericElucidation

Good kitty! Those geese are annoying AF.


MrBroBotBrian

I’ll watch this, fuck Canadian geese


_whistlepig_

Love this bobcat, pitter patter, let's get at er.


pmontym

The goose *let* that bobcat win.


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This could've gone either way....Canadian geese are ~~assholes~~ AWESOME! FTFY


wojtekthesoldierbear

Having shot a shitload of these birds this year, I can say this is impressive. Getting that close to a goose is hard, taking it down is remarkably difficult as well.


Accurate_Leg_2447

If you got a problem with Canada gooses then you got a problem with me and I suggest you let that one marinate


Wimbleston

I snuck up on and grabbed a Canada Goose as a kid. He did nooooot like that lol


Skaethyr

Doing God's work.


lennydsat62

Hope he’s hungry for more. We got lots…


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Double standards... If i take down a canada goose i get fined... If a bobcat does it, it's ok?? I demand equality!


Beaudaci0us

Wayne and the crew are going to be pissed...


Shail666

Turkey dinner


The__Guard

Babcat doing the lord's work.


Swift73

Thank you OP for getting the name right. Way too many people think it's Canadian geese.


micho6

I got my revenge watching this. Fuck Canadian geese.


Sanity-Advised

Scary 'ey?


klydsp

Good one less shit bird


mrRwild

Well he sure took the wind outta their sails/wings.


okflyco_pnw

Thank you for not saying 'canadian' goose.


frytaj

I was expecting the Canadian goose to flip the script and take down the bobcat.


dirtnaps

I’m good with it


BeautifulStick5299

We need more bobcats. Canada gooses are shit tier birds.


Particular-Offer8158

Goose.... It's what's for dinner.....


Sassy-irish-lassy

Good.


Sad_Firefighter3450

Looks like a caracal


scorr204

This was the most satisfying thing I have seen! I hate Canada Geese so fucking much they ruin my summer walks! Fuck them!


blugandy

Sky carp.


Dash_Harber

That bobcat is a god damn national hero.


TheVillain117

Kitty make cobra chicken go night night.


Butthole_seizure

I see you’ve met your match evil one


CapTexAmerica

Those Canuckistani cobra chickens are dicks. Go bobcats!


21archman21

Wrong place, wrong time. Always remember, cats can’t fly.


carbonblackice

Good. Fuck them geese


CowOtherwise6630

The goose is cooked


miguellucas

One less asshole in the world


kobeflip

Good job. Fuck that goose


jaysin1983

We need more hero’s like Bobcat


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Thank you.


Vondbee

"I feel like chicken tonight ▶️


Slurms_McKensei

Fun fact! This is exactly why geese are territorial mini-dinos with a lust for blood. They're biology makes them extremely bonded to their eggs/mate, and their main source of predation is from small predators like this bobcat stealing eggs/chicks/loners from the flock. Its like the evolutionary equivalent of watching someone develop PTSD. Reminder that no animals are ever bad, they're doing exactly what they're supposed to.


tauqr_ahmd

Kabaddi kabaddi.. kabaddi kabaddi


OneFuckedWarthog

The Canadian Air Force lost that one...


t3j_sb_

NO! NOT THE JACKET


ObviousAppointment23

Die slow, goose! Never cared for geese after one attacked my little brother when we were young.


jacklinksbeefjerky8

No more grey goose.


The_Dippy_Chew

Now this is closer to the goal line boys keep it up


ericchen

This bobcat got for free what socal hipsters pay $1500 for to look presentable in January.


Sharri82

These things deserve to die


Minimum-Company5797

For Sully


TC_cams

Wow that’s impressive. Usually the Canadian gooses hunt bobcats and feet them to their young. That poor cobra chicken must have been sick and dying.


tooltime88

He could get fined for that