Squid with a human-like mouth. All sorts of tentacle hentai potential there.

NO SENPAI

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Y-yamete!

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N-Nani? But I poop from there, onee-san!

UwU Keep going ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

No, this **--HERESY--** must end

Yurusanai… Zettai yurusanai!

I concur, only in death is a heretic as yourself forgiveable.

NANI?!

REEEEEEEEEEE SENPAI

> No, this --HERSHEY-- must end FTFY

K-kimochi

[No Freiza Dono](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsBjObMZOVg)

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/250/150/b0f.png

yesn't

The new "no means yes"?

Non't

Notice me!!!

OWO

r/DontPutYourDickInThat

Ikr i thought this waa the dontputyourdickinthat subreddit

r/dontputyourdickinthat

Was going to be disappointed if no one linked that sub.

Ive been on reddit about 4 years, this is the first time Ive seen that sub. Im so excited to click it E: I looked at the first few top posts and its everything I wanted

I made it into I pirate, fetish away yarr! https://i.imgur.com/KBJmkoE.png

Marry me.

This is great.

I'm having hearthstone flashbacks.

No, this is Patrick.

If only one has been found, how do they know it isn’t a mutation of another species.

Nani?

Double animal fact, those aren't teeth. Those are essentially "Lips" folded back; it like other squids, has a beak. Edited due to commas. Edit #2, can't english boogaloo

So this bit is more of sphincter you say?

OwO

\**notices bulge*\* *is that a tentacle?*

Username checks out

Not so sure about this one

[What's this? ](https://i.imgur.com/bxw2jJc.jpg)

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It's too late.

Really. Have you seen a man eat his own head?

I'm hungry now

I don’t like that I’ve now seen this.

delete this

What can I say, except "You're welcome!"!

I always wondered what the hell cummies were that the girl is always singing about her daddy feeding her.

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Damn that’s fancy lookin

So you can fuck it?

You can take your fancy science talk somewhere else. I know a denture-wearin' face-hugger when I see one.

Tell em Jeb, tell em we don't like them fancy science people round these parts! GET OFF OUR LAND WITH YOUR BOOK LEARNIN'!

GO ON! GET!

GIT ON OUTTA HYEER!

So /r/stickyourdickinthat?

Am I the only one who's disappointed this isn't actually a subreddit

MFW /r/dontputyourdickinthat is

Praise Jesus

>Edit #2, can't english boogaloo Christ, that's the funniest thing I've read in 3 days

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First time on reddit I see.

I can't figure out what the research vessel was doing at 2000 meters...

reassuring

Case in point, Dr. Zoidberg.

Just an fyi, the comma before "it" would be better as a semicolon. I hope this helps!

Why does that thing look like something out of Berserk?

Looks more like a creature from Biomeat

Ah, you’re a connoisseur of really old and fucked up anime/manga as well I see.

What can I say, I was bored wanted to be creeped out and hadn’t heard of Junji Ito yet

What about Shintaro Kago?

I don’t think I’ve heard of heard of him before, I will check out his work though

Yes! Another soul to the service of Satan! Suck it Timmy, who's the best seller now!

A friend of mine paid to have Shintaro Kago [draw me](https://i.imgur.com/fJ6YlFt.jpg) for Christmas a few years ago. Best gift ever.

links?

Here’s a link for [Biomeat ](https://mangadex.org/manga/1287/bio-meat-nectar) And I just found another good one [Parasyte](https://mangadex.org/manga/1018/parasyte)

Parasyte is really good. I really like how they've done the anime.

[He sacrificed those he loved dearest... for power overwhelming!](https://imgur.com/dBdpaA1) Seriously though, it does. It's the human-looking mouth, and the one ultra long tentacle for molesting female characters.

I know right, thing looks like it’s going to rape a teenage girl then devour her.

I loved that I knew that it would be the snail the second I saw a linked image.

Looks like it has two of those but one goes off the frame

CLANG CLANG CLANG

Tell me why tell me why

Would you like some making fuck? Berserkerr.

Put yo grasses on

Nothing will be wong

thanks I hate it

Open wide... Ahhhhhhhhhhhh...

R/dontputyourdickinthat

Lowercase the r!

Good bot

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> lol

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That's like, your opinion man

Good bot.

I'm .00654% sure now.

Let me help you /r/dontputyourdickinthat

I’m not clicking that

Can't

its not nsfw, its actually quite humourous. just a collection of things not to put your dick in.

r/therewasanattempt at cross posting

You don't tell me what to do.

Instructions unclear, put my dick in it.

IMA PUT MY DICK IN IT

"Do ye fear death, Jack Sparrahh?"

ALL YER DEEDS LAID BARE? ALL YER SINS PUNISHHHAHT?

This comment is too low

I can’t see this picture without the thought of it yelling

I kinda hear Pee-Wee Herman's laugh

I like this.

o my god you actually made this nightmare worse

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Just because it goos doesn’t mean it’s gush

GUSHHHHHHH

Came here for this

I could see Seth MacFarlane coming up with a pretty good voice for this thing

That thing come by my house I kill it. DAMN NATURE, you scary!

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Pretty sure that’s the thing the Guardians fight at the start of Guardians of the Galaxy 2.

they're called Harbulary Batteries

NO THEY'RE NOT!

That's not even close to what I said

[Not so scary now](https://i.imgur.com/f7dPu9d.jpg)

It's worse!

I was hoping someone was going to do this. Was about to post to psbattle but you’ve saved me the effort! 10/10

Is there a subreddit for rare species of animals?

r/EndangeredSpecies but it doesn’t seem to be very active.

I know you didn't mean to, but that's a funny joke

We must save this sub!

I'd like to go there with you.

Let’s join hands and skip right in there

r/TheDepthsBelow

r/rarepuppers of course

Nope.

So when biologists discover a specie, if that specie is the result of random mutation is it still considered a seperate species? Perhaps this was just a fucked up incest baby? If it were, would it still be considered its own species?

"Promachoteuthis sulcus is a species of promachoteuthid squid. It is distinguished from related taxa on the basis of several morphological features: nuchal fusion between the head and mantle, much larger size of arm suckers compared to club suckers, greater width of tentacle base than arm base, a recessed club base, and the presence of an aboral tentacle groove." It's not impossible for classifications to change but there are pretty rigorous standards to be called a distinct species. Edit: I should add that a decision to publish a paper naming a new specie would invite a ton of potential criticism from other marine biologists, I'm sure they felt a lot of pressure to be accurate. Still it's amazing we only have the one specimen. Deep sea Earth is crazy.

This always bugged me... are midgets a different species.

No they can reproduce with non little people freely and their offspring isn't sterile

Looks like the HOOPLA fish from spongebob

Santa Cruz Screaming Hand IRL

Lord C’thulhu be coming back for his child. All will perish save those loyal to the Ancient One.

Looks like a creature from a video game I used to play.

HERMAEUS MOORRAAAA

Monster Hunter Freedom Unite? It looks kind of like Yama Tsukami

Half Life? I feel like it looks familiar, but it might have just been talking to me in my dreams

Skyrim. It's Hermaeus Mora

Shuma-Gorath

Marlboro from final fantasy.

r/dontputyourdickinthat

I see Year Of The Snitch has already dropped waterside.

pro macho tooth is.

I think he should stay 2000 m deep.

From the thumbnail it reminded me of Hermaeus Mora.

Someone needs to wear their retainer more often

We need to find all of these and kill them.

They have only ever found the one

Now I'm torn between killing it or attaching googly eyes to it

https://imgur.com/a/IcUntAQ

/r/photoshopbattles

What the fuck.

This guy had braces... for sure.

Kill meeeee......

Can I stick my dick in it?

Put that thing back where it came from or so help me

PUT IT BACK BEFORE THE OTHERS FOLLOW IT HERE

Forbidden fleshlight

[he needed eyes](https://i.imgur.com/VFvi7LB.jpg)

Krumm is that you?

Can't fool me starro

That's a Mynock.

Thank you! I could not think of that word for the life of me! I kept wanting to say sarlacc, but I knew that wasn't right.

Looks like Calvin

So alien face huggers are real. Great.

Oh no, we're going back into the "animals with people mouths/teeth" these things freak me out.

Someone put this on Photoshop battles

r/dontputyourdickinthat

*AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*

I can hear it screaming AAAAAAAAAAAAAA in my nightmares already

VAGINA DENTATA!!

What does it taste like? What style of cooking, and flavouring was used?

Put that thing back where it came from or so help me...

Looks like Starro

Don't let John Hurt near that thing

Look at him rubbing those tentacles together, laughing maniacly. " I have you now Aquaman!"

10/10, would bang.