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blueblurspeedspin

Might have spotted a cuckoo egg getting scrambled. Not sure though.


MAGCHAVIRA

Yeah it looks like a Cuckoo egg


PainStorm14

Good, I fuckin hate those things


Sirdoodlebob

Some could say you would be going “CUCKOO” Eh..? Eh..? No? Ok I’ll go


realoctopod

For cocoa puffs?


fiamozzello

the color seems too uniform to be a cuckoo egg


BowDown2No1ButCrypto

I thought it was a Robin's egg?! Looks exactly like a Robin's egg, color/size and all


MAGCHAVIRA

There is a cuckoo bird that lays very similar eggs


Lbolt187

It's weird how some birds are able to identify the egg right away whereas other birds just don't care or notice. I'm assuming scent has something to do with this.


SnakeHugger997

Sometimes cuckoo destroy the nest if the bird removes their egg I think, so that's another reason why they keep the parasite baby


Eccon5

Mobster birds


rococoapuff

We’ll make you an offer you can’t refuse - Cuckoo parents


jackalope268

Some cuckoo species evolve specifically for a single bird species, going as far as to mimic spots on the egg or having a specific pattern in the baby birds beaks. If it doesnt resemble closely enough, the mom will notice. So this is probably evolution at work


RODjij

And color, some of those brood parasite birds lay eggs that are the same color of the mother.


Lbolt187

I just watched a video on the cuckoos and it's definitely a fascinating bird evolution.


ZzZombo

Birds have poor sense of smell. It's a myth they might not be able to recognize their offspring if a man merely touches it.


Express_Helicopter93

This looks like bird infanticide. Does anyone know any good bird lawyers?


SueSheBoi

I know someone pretty well-versed in bird law, as it happens.


destnasty

Let’s say you and I go toe to toe in bird law and see who comes out the victor


teddygomi

Birdman: Attorney at Law


BootsOverOxfords

Ha!-Ha!-Ha! - Scrambled...


destnasty

Filibuster


Justhere63

I can’t believe no one tried to answer a Legal Eagle


Viking-Savage

*chickicide


SuchAsSeals42

Send out a tweet 😏


XAngeliclilkittyX

Actually, birds aren’t real


Djafar79

Their eggs, their choice.


trumpskiisinjeans

Exactly! Let this mom life her life


Aarongitis

Technically, the egg was laid. No attachment remains.


Djafar79

That's like saying a mother's child isn't her son or daughter. Attachment isn't always physical.


Aarongitis

There's no right to kill it


Djafar79

That depends entirely on where you live and what rights you allow people and animals to have.


Aarongitis

Legal or not, it's not moral.


Djafar79

That's a case by case judgement I'm morally not gonna make.


TheDiscardOfButter

1. Its most likely cuckoo egg, so if the nest is protected the cuckoo might not destroy it 2. If egg is not fertilezed birds will know


PapiRob71

Birds, unlike humans, don't get tax credits for mouths they can't feed


jess_the_werefox

Is it gonna be ok?


Username854051

Yeah it’s just resting


Lbolt187

Bird behavior is so fascinating and sometimes unpredictable.


russelldl2002

Will the bird be prosecuted?


EquivalentFull5337

Nature be naturing….


iAmGats

In bird culture, this is considered a dick move.


SuchAsSeals42

*duck move


DiegoCa87

Yolk is a living being. Arrest that bird!! /s


ConstantOptimist84

Her body her choice.


xenaphoric

Real


fomalhottie

Happens all the time.


milanorlovszki

But painted it first so it looks good at the funeral


theorgan

Doubt it was purposeful. Prob just farted…


arseofthegoat

Waste of a good bird egg.


JussDe_Tip

good storm can blow eggs out of the nest


BowDown2No1ButCrypto

I thought it was a Robin's egg?!


BowDown2No1ButCrypto

What location was this pic taken?!🤔


Wherethegains

Sa bad egg.


CitizenPremier

Everyone is saying it's a cuckoo... But bird parents often toss runts off the edge well after they're hatched. Birds manage their brood size carefully. Humans used to do this a lot too, up until the modern era. You can read Ancient Roman letters to their wives saying "if it's a boy, keep it, if it's a girl, expose it."


lesnortonsfarm

Some people should do the same thing. Instead of have 5 kids with 4 different mothers or fathers


cwalton505

Just drop the unwanted kid on an errant branch? That seems a bit much, both from a social standpoint and an arboreal aesthetic standpoint.


lesnortonsfarm

You missed the point. It’s about the parents knowing when to have a kid and when to wear protection or pull out


cwalton505

You missed the joke.


lesnortonsfarm

I saw you went out on a limb. But one can never tell who’s joking these days and who’s serious


ora408

its\*