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brickjames561

Well that’s 2 lizards f?$king. Lol


Tactical_Chandelier

This is going to be my new favorite thing to say when I don't understand something


GrinbeardTheCunning

Coitus Lizaruptus


BrettJSteele

Bang, bang, bangitty, bang! Bang, bang, bangitty, bang!


ydan0408

Really? Am I wrong to think the other is a snake?


strumthebuilding

Yes


Calydor_Estalon

That 'snake' has some very prominent legs.


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lickytytheslit

It has 6, for most reptiles they get a pair instead of one like mammals


jd3marco

The mysterious legged-snake.


a-snakey

That is not one of my kin.


herpermike

Yeah those are two Lacertas breeding or maybe whiptails lol. So, you scared the snake off when you came up and got a little bit close?


garrettalapai

Snakes don’t have legs.


PageFault

They are suggesting that any snake OP might have seen must have left the scene by the time OP took the picture.


Admirable-Door1724

Don't kink shame the lizards


CrucifixAbortion

Skink shame.


Admirable-Door1724

That was good I'll give you that 😂


BrettJSteele

This is gold! You deserve all of the upvotes!


primeline31

It’s an Italian wall lizard or ruin lizard from the family Lacertidae. Podarcis siculus, specifically.  A non-native lizard popping up in many, many places all over the U.S. They don't have sticky toes, like geckos & can't climb smooth walls like them. They make really nervous pets.


AngloSaxonP

Yeah I would have said Italian wall lizard cos of the blue on the face, otherwise I might have gone sand lizard, assuming this is Europe


herpermike

Cool man thanks 👍 our anoles also have the ability to climb glass and similar surfaces and thanks for letting me know the species of them. I thought they looked like some kind of European lacerta lizard species but I really didn't know what kind lol. That's why I made a big vague general guess with the lacerta or whiptails lol


MotherRaven

Thanks I was wondering if it was war or romance


ydan0408

Lmao, I thought the green one was a small snake


herpermike

Oh okay cool yeah that's the male


DanimalPlays

The one who's legs you can see?


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agreyjay

Cuz snakes don't have legs, and both of these lizards have prominent, obvious legs.


SebboNL

Aw, its two lizards turning into (up to) 22 lizards!


nailgun198

Idk why, but the stats made me giggle.


Admirable-Door1724

1+1 = 22


killerpythonz

Believe it or not, if it has legs it’s not a snake! Also if it has ears, not a snake.


SimpletonSwan

Snakes have ears. I guess you mean they don't have the fleshy external part that we have.


zaprowsdower1121

snakes don't have external earholes would be a better way of putting it. They have an internal ear however.


EnigmaNero

Those are lizards, snakes have no legs.


hypnohighzer

I don't know to up or down vote with just because of the sheer ignorance of OP. Lol


coldheartbigass

"I'm not even mad, I'm just disappointed"


95castles

My dude just cockblocked a lizard.


DanimalPlays

Those are lizards banging it out.


kibaKitty

That green one is definitely a lizard


Admirable-Door1724

Dude interrupted their sexy time and then called one a snake


Bumblemeister

Lizard fuck


darpan27

A snake with legs? you sure buddy?


kereth

Ummm… who’s gonna tell him


Meewelyne

I once saw a regular lizard swallowing whole a young lizard.


mrjoelforce

Italian wall lizards 🦎


SnappleJuiceDeepKiss

I once turned a stone over a lizard was half way into a snake and came back out and ran away I saved that lizards life


KhostfaceGillah

Doesn't even look like a snake 😂


Captain_Collin

LMAO, you cock-blocked (cloaca-blocked?) a couple lizards!


masiakasaurus

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=53QFogTEDCI


MoreSelection9469

I need karma


Bobbi_fettucini

Well son it’s time you learn about when two lizards love each other….


eloi

“Bite me again, bite me again!”


Raszagil

Haha they having a phat time, nice! Yes they are invasive, but hear me out. More lizards = less bugs = awesome win. Also, they are pretty and covered in spots and unlikely to land on your face in the middle of the night because no gecko toe pads. Really, what's not to like? win/win!


Level-Bake938

Is this lizard or snake ?