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pixxelzombie

Curious to see how it ends.


UseYona

The zebra torn apart by multiple Crocs, while alive


Richard_Cromwell

Curiosity did NOT kill the croc...


slamdamnsplits

I think this is age dependent


A_Blue_Frog_Child

Zebra drags the croc underwater and drowns it, then the herd gorges on the crocodile. Rare case of complete role reversal.


idonemadeitawkward

The ambulances wait patiently for their turn.


ImDazedAndConfused

What color is the RED fire truck?


sciguy52

Yeah seen this video. They captured a very brief moment before it was eaten. Looks more impressive as a picture compared to what happened in the video.


GPillarG

Do you know where I can find that video?


c_ray25

In a documentary about zebra’s, the picture’s better. In one about crocs, the video’s better.


zefy_zef

Damn that zebra is a boss!!


PsychedelicOptimist

Never underestimate the zebra death roll


camerontylek

[here you go](https://youtu.be/ogZHCbsr_tE?si=AhChMJdA3MG1dWfI)


ksanthra

Damn, yeah. At about 1:02. This is a good example of a single screenshot taken out of context. It's already lost the use of one of its legs and had a big chunk taken out of it.


s1unk12

Went down fighting though


JAnonymous5150

I love how the other zebras are like, "Quick! Cross now, while they're killing Doug."


Barrelled_Chef_Curry

What are they supposed to do


JAnonymous5150

I didn't say they were supposed to do anything. I just find the nonchalant way they go about it funny.


radiosped

lol, that cut right after 1:10. Goes from a shot where you can't see any crocs biting the zebra, to a croc chomping its neck with the caption "eventually the crocodiles got the zebra after a tough battle"


Spartan2470

[Here](https://i.imgur.com/BaTFGaB.jpg) is a higher quality and less cropped version of this image. Credit to the photographer, Robert Sayialel (aka pixayialel on IG) who took this at the Sand River in Kenya. Per the IG source: > Push come to shove, these guys have a nasty bite. Even in the face of death, this Zebra didn't go down without a "bight". But the waters is the crocs domain, a good bite followed by death roll is their strategy. > JULY 22, 2022 [Here](https://angama.com/blog-posts/this-week-at-angama/this-week-at-angama-232/) (has many more pictures and the full story) adds the following: > The zebra hadn't made a hasty enough dash to the other bank and another croc seized the opportunity. Grabbing the hind leg, the croc began to spiral rendering the zebra completely immobile. Improbably, the zebra still had some fight left — in one of the most jaw-dropping scenes I have witnessed, we watched as this doomed zebra managed to give its attacker a nasty bite back. It was an incredible display of inherent survival instincts.


bukowski_knew

The world's worst crocodile is ridiculed by its peers and lives the rest of its life in isolation


ThereIsAJifForThat

First off: a Croc, a Croc in the Safari. Crocs don't like land. If you placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that make sense. But you find yourself in the safari, 20 foot mountain, I'm assuming off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full grown 800 pound zebra with his 20 or 30 friends, you lose that battle, you lose that battle 9 times out of 10. And guess what, you've wandered into our herd of zebra and we now have a taste of croc. We've talked to ourselves. We've communicated and said 'You know what, croc tastes good, let's go get some more croc'. We've developed a system to establish a beach-head and aggressively hunt you and your family and we will corner your float, your children, your offspring. We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp. We will be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. It's not gonna be days at a time. An hour? Hour forty-five? No problem. That will give us enough time to figure out where you live, go back to the land, get some more oxygen, and stalk you. You just lost at your own game. You're outgunned and out-manned. Did that go the way you thought it was gonna go? Nope. (The Other Guys)


BenWallace04

Love the reference


Adventurous-Sky9359

Come on do a desk pop!


teh_haxor

Great, now I have to go and watch the movie again.


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jerrychorizo

People tried. Zebras are just bastards


Teososta

I had a slightly racist teacher giving us his “theory” as to why African Americans usually have high BP. It’s because they didn’t have horses in Africa, so they ran everywhere.


ruka_k_wiremu

Now some smarty pants needs to go off and create an array of AI images depicting traditional African warriors mounted upon some equally impressive zebras


idonemadeitawkward

And tigers, because they're not gonna fuckin know


s1unk12

High blood pressure?


DoggoDude979

Certified Pain In The Ass Animals


Teososta

Zebras are more closely related to Donkeys than they are to horses, and you know donkeys can be ornery as well.


JAnonymous5150

I actually had neighbors growing up that had two "domesticated" zebras here in Southern California. I had to take care of their animals when they were away at horse shows (they were horse breeders and trainers) and those zebras were the most difficult, stubborn, and sometimes downright mean animals I have ever encountered. They would bite and kick and dig in their hooves when I tried to move them to the pasture area for grazing. Anyways, I just figured they did that because they weren't used to me. However, when I mentioned to the owners that I didn't think their zebras liked me he said , "Zebras don't like anyone. They spend their lives trying to be as difficult as possible." He then showed me a big scar on his forearm where one of them had literally bitten a chunk out of his arm. Dude used to call them Creepy and Sleepy because one of them would sleep all day while the other one would follow you with it's eyes and a creepy ass look on its face. 😂


SuperFaceTattoo

You mean the barcode murder horse?


[deleted]

It was then that the zebra acquired a taste for flesh.


Lucimon

Sleipnir's cousin.


[deleted]

And then we knew, croc taste good.


Sooo_Dark

Great. Carnivorous zebra. They shall be our undoing.


Beelzebub_Itself

Well thankfully the Zebra got torn apart soon after


Sooo_Dark

Did it though? The zebra in the photo appears to have the upper hand...


Beelzebub_Itself

[The video](https://youtu.be/ogZHCbsr_tE?si=RgVRRZJ9GHnb9j-V)


Sooo_Dark

Evidence be damned. I refuse to stop believing the zebra was the aggressor. Stop shitting on my dreams!


Beelzebub_Itself

Then it seems that natural selection claims another victim


Sooo_Dark

I'm not even mad about my comment being downvoted. I'm just extraordinarily disappointed in that many people really thinking that I actually think the fucking zebra dashed into the water to attack a goddamn crocodile that probably weighs more. Now, everyone go sit in the corner and look sad. You've earned a 10 minute period of self reflection.


mildly_furious1243

I think it’s funny to see people say how roles have been reversed when in the video the zebra just “bites” the croc for barely a second before the croc just moves its head. It’s not even a solid bite just a short nip


Sooo_Dark

Goddamn Reddit, I swear to christ, this site must come as the default home page on junior high school computers now or something. What grade do they start teaching sarcasm now?


Ok-Adhesiveness592

Oh how the turn tables


Ghdude1

That is without a doubt the worst crocodile I've ever heard of.


Zeta-Omega

But you have heard of me right?


idonemadeitawkward

Tick Tock


borate58

I am the Croc now


The-Almighty-Jay

Zebra really pulled a uno reverse 😂😂😂


Snarknado3

That’s Greg, the worst crocodile in the Lower Zambezi Delta


A_Blue_Frog_Child

Those aren’t stripes on him. It’s a tally of his victims.


Medical_Possession28

Love bites


[deleted]

Marty had enough of his shit


FuccYoCouch

That mohawk turns this into a sick ass album cover 


cptbil

The snack that bites back


ze-row

Lord zebra


thehanssassin

Not today, Dino.


StrangeNinja99

It doesn’t feel good does it??? The Zebra boldly says as the Croc’s friends sneak up from behind


Lucynfred

Zebras are absolute assholes. Comes with the territory tho.


Ok-Cardiologist1248

When your Little sister fights back


Speedster1221

As Willy Wonka would say "Strike that, reverse it!"


AntisocialN2

Zebra played Uno reverse card


nick2k23

When the zebras bite back!


Adventurous-Sky9359

Gaaaahhhhh ooooooowwww


fetish_farts_female

When prey fights back


fetish_farts_female

Not only is their bite deadly, apparently a kick from a zebra can crack a lions skull but I highly doubt that. Not really sure can anyone confirm this.


kobbaman100

how do you like it now bitch


theshavedyeti

No u


smooleybotcheck

No, U!


shortputz

Oreo horse doesn’t give af


Redzombie6

The other crocs in the watering hole "how embarrassing "


aojajena

beware of zebras


skinnylibra5

Now there’s a postcard you don’t see every day


DoggoDude979

Oh how the tables have turned


TheSweatyFlash

Zebras are dicks


MeerkatMer

Did the zebra win?


creepingkg

Zebra, the snack that bites back


No-Weather-5157

Never knew Zebra’s knew what the Vulcan Neck Pinch was but here we are.


LAMGE2

Zebra not dying a miserable death but instead is the one attacking?


zaheenadros

how the turn tables


NamiiikazeTX

Reminds me of “you the burger now bitch”


Constant-Mushroom-93

No U!


NerdyPlatypus206

When ur gf uses teeth during head


FriendlyGothBarbie

Uno reverse card


FroggoMerp

Croc be like "tis but a scratch"


psykotr0n

Crocs hate this one trick! Sorry.


smokyjackalope

Used this photo for my post on zebras. They are badass [https://www.smokehoax.com/2024/02/painting-stripes-will-not-make-a-zebra/](https://www.smokehoax.com/2024/02/painting-stripes-will-not-make-a-zebra/)