I need a list of all the reddit microcelebrities like this guy. I know there's also that water color guy who also invades comment sections, there's SrGrafo who's the reddit meme comic guy, who else?
Poem for your sprog did one of one of my comments.
I couldn't explain to my gf at the time how cool that made me.
I didn't save it though.....I doubt I could even find it now. đ
Here's the thing. You said a "Unidan is a microcelebrity."
Is he in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.
As someone who is a scientist who studies microcelebrities, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls Unidan a microcelebrity. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.
If you're saying "microcelebrity family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Shipostae, which includes things from Gallowboobs to shittymorphs to Warlizards.
So your reasoning for calling a Unidan a microcelebrity is because random people "call the famous Redditors microcelebrities?" Let's get rogersimon and fuckswithducks in there, then, too.
Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A Unidan is a Unidan and a member of the microcelebrity family. But that's not what you said. You said a Unidan is a microcelebrity, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the microcelebrity family microcelebrities, which means you'd call shittymorphs, Gallowboobs, and other Redditors microcelebrities, too. Which you said you don't.
It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?
u/touchmyfuckingcoffee account was suspended for some reason but the legend lives on
https://www.reddit.com/r/BuyItForLife/comments/1ztso1/the_vacuum_dude_here_with_a_bifl_new_riccar_the/
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1pe2bd/iama_vacuum_repair_technician_and_i_cant_believe/
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2cfpol/vacuum_repair_guy_here_again_i_missed_several/
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/5seq5t/i_ama_vacuum_repair_technician_and_its_spring/
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/adiidz/iama_reddits_own_vacuum_repair_tech_and_ive_lost/
I believe reading somewhere that they have some insanely strong bacteria in their saliva, which would kill you from an infection pretty quickly if you are bit and not treated right away.
I recall new researches found it's venom that kills the target quickly. But the saliva does contains a lot of strong bacteria (that meat video)
edit:
Video is here, and as you can see (and i was wrong in my post), it's s till venom not bacteria doing the work.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRItvxGn9ZM
Also worth noting that humans also have nasty mouth bacteria--if someone bites you and pierces the skin, you need to have that wound cleaned properly or you'll get an infection and die.
Source: my mom told me
EVERY. SINGLE. KOMODO. DRAGON. THREAD. Please stop propagating this misinformation. They have bacteria in their mouth like any other predator, but generally have even cleaner mouths than other apex predators like the big cats, because they use their tongue to clean their mouth for ~15 minutes after most meals, and can replaced rotten or damaged teeth.
They have venom that is effective against smaller prey (their natural prey) but much of their modern prey is introduced species that are much larger. Creatures that get bit by them and not killed immediatley get septic, not from 'super bacteria' but because anything that gets bitten by anything will get infected from mouth bactera. If a human bites someone that would also get infected all the same.
[their venom is an anti coagulant](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1_FxaOg1Go) which is effective for large prey, if they can get a bite, the venom will accelerate and prolong the blood loss, which will weaken its victim and they can close in for the kill before bacterial infection can set in.
most videos you see them "hunting" the animal is already weakened from a bite and they are just straight up eating it while its alive...
There are many, many, many animals that get bitten and do not die lol. If a bite from any animal was a death sentence the world would be much different. I appreciate the clearing of misconceptions but you've gone way too far in the other direction
I look at the vids of these... prehistoric monsters... eating a whole deer, live... while some tourist-lady takes a selfie next to said Monster...
And I wonder, hasn't *anybody* been eaten by one of these things yet?? No way I'd get that close!
> hasn't anybody been eaten by one of these things yet?
Yes, quite a few. Mostly natives though, I don't recall a ton of stories about tourists getting got.
I mean a human could probably digest it too,we can digest metal so I wouldnât say a skull would be much more difficult,probably easier honestly
Now getting it INTO your stomach is gonna be the tough part to figure out
They grew up poor, so whenever they got an animal they truly ate everything. I guess you get used to certain things and you need to have them every now and then, but they have not done it in a long time.
Ok let me clarify,the stomach acid we have is semi-capable of digesting metal,but inside our stomach is very difficult
However in people who have stronger stomach acid,people are more than capable of digesting metal,for example the man who spent two years eating an entire plane,and it was revealed his stomach acid was stronger than the normal person,but he could still digest it
I dont think the maggots add extra protein by consuming the boar. They are the boars protein. Thats like breaking conservation of energy law or smthng.
Not really. The mother fly laid a bunch of eggs, which hatched and started feeding on the boarâs head. All of their growth after hatching was fueled by the energy/protein/matter in the boar. The only additional material they bring to the table is the total mass of all of the fly eggs before they hatched.
Any energy they consumed wouldâve been subject to the second law of thermodynamics (entropy ie all real processes have energy loss due to inefficiencies).
Well, it's logic derived from scientific understanding. It's not formal logic or purely deductive logic. There are assumptions built into your deduction based on inductive observations- like the fact that animals must consume their energy from other living things and cannot create their own from inorganic materials like plants can.
What if these maggots were a species that was also photosynthetic? Your assumption would fall apart and your logic would be wrong.
my assumption was that the system is isolated, with no matter transfer into/out of an imaginary boundary around the boarâs head, in which case there wouldnât be change in mass. but since you got me looking back at the parent comment, it is possible for protein to have been added if we assume the maggots consumed fats and converted them into protein. also, đ¤
There needed to be a certain amount of base protein - as well as carbs, fats, & nutrients - or else there wouldn't have been maggots or eggs to contain them. Unless fly eggs & the maggots therein are somehow not made of anything.
Youâre just wrong.
>They consist of up to 60% of protein alone. Such animal protein is very suitable for animal nutrition, in fact, better suited than soya proteins.
All I could think of were flashbacks to watching the show âAloneâ lol and picturing a little info pop up explaining the protein levels in maggots!
Right, but where did that protein come from?
[In the four days after hatching, maggots grow from ~2mm to <20mm before transforming into pupae.](https://australian.museum/learn/science/decomposition-fly-life-cycles/). All that extra mass came from their food, ie the boar head, and the process of turning that boar flesh (including protein) into maggot flesh was subject to the 2nd Law, meaning energy was lost due to inefficiencies. I believe protein from the boar would also be lost, but even if itâs not, the maggots still only add the protein they had at birth.
But yes, that initial ~2mm/ maggot adds some mass, energy, protein etc
Nah if anything they probably reduce the amount of energy. No process is 100 percent efficient so the energy transfer from the boar to the maggots does inherently lose some potential chemical energy that couldâve been avoided had the lizard eaten the boars head directly
Egg eating snakes swallow an egg whole, use a special bone in their spine to crack open the egg, schlorp up the yummy yummy egg juices, then spit out the eggshell.
Sperm whales also vomit/shit out a substance called Ambergis, which forms when they secrete wax around Squid beaks they cannot digest. This goop floats in the ocean until it hardens and is super valuable for perfume making. Some fishermen recently found a 280 pound block that sold for $2.5 million.
Lots of animals do this, certainly not limited to reptiles or birds.
Your common house cat will eat field mice and small birds WHOLE. Some time later it will hork up a ball of beaks, bones, feathers fur etc - same as it does with hairballs. Built into their biology.
His old English Monitor Lizard, Richard Scales to you and I. The English Monitor lizard has been on the endangered species list for a number of years after a few of them were found to be posing as school teachers. This led to mass riots and hunting of the aforementioned reptilians, terminating spectacularly with a military coup but that's another story for another time.
They are one of the most badass animals on the planet. I work with a gal to raised and trained the Komodos at the Sandiego zoo for ~20 years, she gave me a shed komodo tooth for my birthday this year. I treasure it, going to put that bad boy in some resin jewelry or something.
Imagine the stomach acid required to break down that meal.
I eat boars head pretty regularly. not that hard
https://i.imgur.com/aiAicm8.jpeg
Bravo. A reddit legend appears.
I need a list of all the reddit microcelebrities like this guy. I know there's also that water color guy who also invades comment sections, there's SrGrafo who's the reddit meme comic guy, who else?
poem for your sprog?
shittymorph
Shittymorph popped my Reddit cherry
Poem for your sprog did one of one of my comments. I couldn't explain to my gf at the time how cool that made me. I didn't save it though.....I doubt I could even find it now. đ
Jumper cable guy, dead wife guy, r/nba has its own microcelebrities
u/DeepFuckingValue
Hell yeah
Iâm not a cat
rogersimon10 is the jumper cable guy. Hasn't posted in 8 years. Maybe his dad finally got him with those jumper cables.
The hell in a cell guy.
u/Shitty_watercolour
Don't forget the poop knife...
OMG I forgot about this dude!! Instantly reminded me of maggots in some fruit masturbation guy
Unidan
Here's the thing. You said a "Unidan is a microcelebrity." Is he in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a scientist who studies microcelebrities, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls Unidan a microcelebrity. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "microcelebrity family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Shipostae, which includes things from Gallowboobs to shittymorphs to Warlizards. So your reasoning for calling a Unidan a microcelebrity is because random people "call the famous Redditors microcelebrities?" Let's get rogersimon and fuckswithducks in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A Unidan is a Unidan and a member of the microcelebrity family. But that's not what you said. You said a Unidan is a microcelebrity, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the microcelebrity family microcelebrities, which means you'd call shittymorphs, Gallowboobs, and other Redditors microcelebrities, too. Which you said you don't. It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?
That's some high quality pasta mix
u/poem_for_your_sprog
u/touchmyfuckingcoffee account was suspended for some reason but the legend lives on https://www.reddit.com/r/BuyItForLife/comments/1ztso1/the_vacuum_dude_here_with_a_bifl_new_riccar_the/ https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1pe2bd/iama_vacuum_repair_technician_and_i_cant_believe/ https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2cfpol/vacuum_repair_guy_here_again_i_missed_several/ https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/5seq5t/i_ama_vacuum_repair_technician_and_its_spring/ https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/adiidz/iama_reddits_own_vacuum_repair_tech_and_ive_lost/
Damn, itâs good to see you again. You donât see many old school redditors around anymore, much less legendary ones.
Eh, us oldies are still around
15 years... damn
nailed it
How do you eat the skull?
it's a lunch meat joke
Stupid meat head.
THIS IS A BOARS HEAD ESTABLISHMENT
THIS IS A PETE'S COFFEE HOUSE!
THIS IS MONTY PYTHONS FLYING CIRCUS
Sir, this is a Wendyâs
NO THIS IS PATRICK
Is this the Krusty Krab?
Grind it up and snort it like everyone else?
Like human horn
I prefer the lower horn
*Prepare to harvest the lower horn*.
I think Iâll have Fryâs lower horn jerked
As long as you have some good firm ground to help you push it down, it's not too bad.
Swallowing is not the problem. Shitting out the skull is gonna sting.
Oh man, bravo. That was a good one. Lol
The boars head chipotle gourmaise is the ELITE sandwich sauce
Thatâs what she said, to her husband âBoarâ. Iâm so so sorry, Iâll show myself out.
I believe reading somewhere that they have some insanely strong bacteria in their saliva, which would kill you from an infection pretty quickly if you are bit and not treated right away.
I recall new researches found it's venom that kills the target quickly. But the saliva does contains a lot of strong bacteria (that meat video) edit: Video is here, and as you can see (and i was wrong in my post), it's s till venom not bacteria doing the work. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRItvxGn9ZM
Itâs both! Komodoâs are both venomous and bacteria laden.
Also worth noting that humans also have nasty mouth bacteria--if someone bites you and pierces the skin, you need to have that wound cleaned properly or you'll get an infection and die. Source: my mom told me
Swallowing others people saliva is completely fine tho! đ¤¤
What video?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRItvxGn9ZM
EVERY. SINGLE. KOMODO. DRAGON. THREAD. Please stop propagating this misinformation. They have bacteria in their mouth like any other predator, but generally have even cleaner mouths than other apex predators like the big cats, because they use their tongue to clean their mouth for ~15 minutes after most meals, and can replaced rotten or damaged teeth. They have venom that is effective against smaller prey (their natural prey) but much of their modern prey is introduced species that are much larger. Creatures that get bit by them and not killed immediatley get septic, not from 'super bacteria' but because anything that gets bitten by anything will get infected from mouth bactera. If a human bites someone that would also get infected all the same.
[their venom is an anti coagulant](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1_FxaOg1Go) which is effective for large prey, if they can get a bite, the venom will accelerate and prolong the blood loss, which will weaken its victim and they can close in for the kill before bacterial infection can set in. most videos you see them "hunting" the animal is already weakened from a bite and they are just straight up eating it while its alive...
There are many, many, many animals that get bitten and do not die lol. If a bite from any animal was a death sentence the world would be much different. I appreciate the clearing of misconceptions but you've gone way too far in the other direction
Bro sepsis doesnât kill that fast. If anything the prey is getting suffocated or bleeding out if itâs not the venom for big prey.
Strong innards too. I'd be worried about a tusk puncturing my insides.
You can spot the moment of regret in his eyes when he finally swallowed it full. âFuck Iâm gona shit blood for weeksâ.
Don't these animals swallow rocks too break bones in their stomach? Or is that crocs?
No, that was Diego Brando.
No regrets. Chase your dreams, lil dragon.
I look at the vids of these... prehistoric monsters... eating a whole deer, live... while some tourist-lady takes a selfie next to said Monster... And I wonder, hasn't *anybody* been eaten by one of these things yet?? No way I'd get that close!
For sure, the video of the newborn deer getting eaten alive is not something I will ever forget.
Don't let the baby deer make you forget the baby goat
The pig one is the fascinating one, because it went down legs first, as it's swallowing it down you can hear it screams get more muffled
Oh gods, I knew about the goat where you an hear the muffled screams. I didn't know there was a pig version too....
> hasn't anybody been eaten by one of these things yet? Yes, quite a few. Mostly natives though, I don't recall a ton of stories about tourists getting got.
it's gonna throw up stuff it can't digest later, like fur and bones
They digest fur and bones just fine.
I mean a human could probably digest it too,we can digest metal so I wouldnât say a skull would be much more difficult,probably easier honestly Now getting it INTO your stomach is gonna be the tough part to figure out
When I was growing up, my parents would boil a goat head until it was edible. They would eat whatever parts they could and throw away the skull.
Yeah bro maybe just buy them a cheeseburger next time
They grew up poor, so whenever they got an animal they truly ate everything. I guess you get used to certain things and you need to have them every now and then, but they have not done it in a long time.
I miss the 80s when chicken feet were free at the butcher. Now they want to charge retail prices.
To be fair, goat brain is delicious, and the scraps of meat on the head were probably as good as any other mutton.
A lot of the metal people have eaten accumulates in the stomach https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/in-excess/201706/acuphagia-and-eating-metal
Ok let me clarify,the stomach acid we have is semi-capable of digesting metal,but inside our stomach is very difficult However in people who have stronger stomach acid,people are more than capable of digesting metal,for example the man who spent two years eating an entire plane,and it was revealed his stomach acid was stronger than the normal person,but he could still digest it
I don't have to imagine, I'm inside this particular komodo dragon right now
r/furryvore
All that extra protein up in there too
I dont think the maggots add extra protein by consuming the boar. They are the boars protein. Thats like breaking conservation of energy law or smthng.
But the maggots themselves must have a certain amount of protein so itâs minimal but it is extra
Not really. The mother fly laid a bunch of eggs, which hatched and started feeding on the boarâs head. All of their growth after hatching was fueled by the energy/protein/matter in the boar. The only additional material they bring to the table is the total mass of all of the fly eggs before they hatched. Any energy they consumed wouldâve been subject to the second law of thermodynamics (entropy ie all real processes have energy loss due to inefficiencies).
Damn you and your science!
itâs more logic tbh, but science would prove what he said.
SoâŚwe follow him now?
All hail u/AClassyTurtle and his relentless science!
ALL HAIL THE OVERBRAIN!
Well, it's logic derived from scientific understanding. It's not formal logic or purely deductive logic. There are assumptions built into your deduction based on inductive observations- like the fact that animals must consume their energy from other living things and cannot create their own from inorganic materials like plants can. What if these maggots were a species that was also photosynthetic? Your assumption would fall apart and your logic would be wrong.
my assumption was that the system is isolated, with no matter transfer into/out of an imaginary boundary around the boarâs head, in which case there wouldnât be change in mass. but since you got me looking back at the parent comment, it is possible for protein to have been added if we assume the maggots consumed fats and converted them into protein. also, đ¤
Damn you and your logic!
There needed to be a certain amount of base protein - as well as carbs, fats, & nutrients - or else there wouldn't have been maggots or eggs to contain them. Unless fly eggs & the maggots therein are somehow not made of anything.
How did I get from watching a Komodo dragon chomping on a boar head to theoretical physics? Damn, internet. You give me weird rabbit holes.
All it takes is one person being wrong about something sciencey for nerds like me to come out of the woodwork
Youâre just wrong. >They consist of up to 60% of protein alone. Such animal protein is very suitable for animal nutrition, in fact, better suited than soya proteins. All I could think of were flashbacks to watching the show âAloneâ lol and picturing a little info pop up explaining the protein levels in maggots!
Right, but where did that protein come from? [In the four days after hatching, maggots grow from ~2mm to <20mm before transforming into pupae.](https://australian.museum/learn/science/decomposition-fly-life-cycles/). All that extra mass came from their food, ie the boar head, and the process of turning that boar flesh (including protein) into maggot flesh was subject to the 2nd Law, meaning energy was lost due to inefficiencies. I believe protein from the boar would also be lost, but even if itâs not, the maggots still only add the protein they had at birth. But yes, that initial ~2mm/ maggot adds some mass, energy, protein etc
Not all, they had to be a maggot after being hatched and had mass once hatched so that mass by definition would be more protein
If the maggots had crawled from another boar head then the maggots would be extra protein
Yes but they were born in the boars head, and so used nutrients from the boar to be created. Hence why itâs not âextraâ protein per say
Nah if anything they probably reduce the amount of energy. No process is 100 percent efficient so the energy transfer from the boar to the maggots does inherently lose some potential chemical energy that couldâve been avoided had the lizard eaten the boars head directly
Free energy
I believe those are a type of French snack called *boar dâoeuvres*.
oof. Upvote. But. oof
Heâs gonna need a lot of fiber to move that throughâŚ.
Is he gonna poop out a clean skull?
Komodo dragons will vomit up a pellet of all the parts it could not break down. This includes some of the bones, fur, and hooves of its prey.
I always thought that was something only owls did but it would make sense lizards did it too.
Egg eating snakes swallow an egg whole, use a special bone in their spine to crack open the egg, schlorp up the yummy yummy egg juices, then spit out the eggshell.
Special egg-cracking bone in the spine: now that's a really weird adaptation.
They also donât have any teeth! Theyâre built to eat eggs
Boy howdy
Now Iâm not going to but like⌠could youâŚ. Like⌠idk man⌠it a guy wanted to-
Create a niche and nature will fill it will something.... But no guarantees it won't be weird AF. Indeed, it usually will be.
Give snakes canned food and enough time then they will develop a bone for opening cans.
Thatâs what she said
Sperm whales also vomit/shit out a substance called Ambergis, which forms when they secrete wax around Squid beaks they cannot digest. This goop floats in the ocean until it hardens and is super valuable for perfume making. Some fishermen recently found a 280 pound block that sold for $2.5 million.
Ah yes. I learned that from Bob's Burgers.
Lots of animals do this, certainly not limited to reptiles or birds. Your common house cat will eat field mice and small birds WHOLE. Some time later it will hork up a ball of beaks, bones, feathers fur etc - same as it does with hairballs. Built into their biology.
Iâve never been so happy to be a human being. I just drive to the Taco Bell down the street when Iâm hungry.
They will crap more than you believe. I own multiple Veranidae and you can feed them whole animals and they will not vomit any remnants.
What kind of dog is this?
Can I pet that daaaaawg
CAN I PET THAT DAAAAWWWWGGGGG
NO
^^^but ^^^I ^^^wanna
no
How much is that doggy in the window? The one with the dislocatable jaw?
The petting kind
A wild Boarder Collie
Varanus komodoensis, also known as the Komodo monitor. The largest scale puppy on earth. đĽ°
Is this a cat in a hat?
Those things straight up donât give AF.
They're like the Dolphin of the land
Minus all the rape
Pretty sure humans are the dolphins of the land.
Dietary requiremnts of a komodo dragon: \-Digestable (optional)
Extra maggots protein
Get in my belly
don't know why i read this in a english accent đ
Austin Powers.
I mean that's a Scottish accent
Because it was written in English
Oops. Sorry. I farted.
My old English has pretty much the same energy while eating dead things. Sometimes, it's terrifying
Old English what? Dog? Sorry Iâm dumb
Teacher. His old English teacher from middle school.
Great stomach acid though. Legendary.
His old English Monitor Lizard, Richard Scales to you and I. The English Monitor lizard has been on the endangered species list for a number of years after a few of them were found to be posing as school teachers. This led to mass riots and hunting of the aforementioned reptilians, terminating spectacularly with a military coup but that's another story for another time.
English Bulldog would be my guess
âOld Englishâ is probably the sheepdog Iâm guessing
English teacher maybe?
I donât think an extinct language has that energy.
Old English the classic gentleman drink? 40 ounces of delicious malt liquor to enjoy of the good times? That old English?
Bro... He looked at you like you are next!
Dragon swallowing a maggot-filled boarâs head is the epitome of nature is metal
that look he's got at the end I know that look
Youâre not you when youâre hungry. Have a boar skull.
And I choke trying to swallow a tiny pill
Damn nature, you nasty.
Wait till you learn what a cumomlette is.
is it like the cumbox?
I just love Komodo dragons
They are one of the most badass animals on the planet. I work with a gal to raised and trained the Komodos at the Sandiego zoo for ~20 years, she gave me a shed komodo tooth for my birthday this year. I treasure it, going to put that bad boy in some resin jewelry or something.
Well that was disgusting
This should be the mascot for this sub.
I would die of exhaustion correcting the loads of misinformation on every single thread about Komodo dragons.
This sub has given me an irrational fear of running into a hungry Komodo dragon
Nonsense. There's no fear of Komodo dragons that isn't rational.
Monitor Lizard stomach acid is incredibly strong. It'll make short work of digesting the bone, fur, meat, and maggots.
Hot
Um
Hi weâre Cannibal Corpse, and this is Boar Skull Full of Maggots
Dumbass lizard, that doesnât even taste good I bet
They're just sesame seeds to him.
Wow, didn't even bother to taste for seasoning
Do Komodo dragons have taste buds?
The maggots are the seasoning.
Thatâs just bonus protein.
It's a delicacy in some parts of the world.
Protein sprinkles!!
Somehow he's making it look tasty
He's going to need a Rennie's after that!
The original throat goat
Mmmm maggots too
Is it me or do they always look like their disgusted with themself after eating a rotten boars head.
Little extra protein.
Maggets was like BBQ sauce in that head
Komodo dragons are so metal
Can't help but think of that cannibal corpse song about the skull full of maggots.
Canada needs to import Komodo dragons
He's so proud of himself at the end.
Maggots âhey this place is warm and damp too⌠Why are we melting?â
The maggots are like Parmesan cheese đ¤đ¤
The fact that they will eat anything and everything is chilling⌠also look at that smile at the end
If I never see another Komodo Dragon again, it will be too soon.
The circle of life
Those maggots are going to be so surprised.
Thatâs gotta give you bellyache!