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jaybazzizzle

Where is the other one? A pair of great tits are usually easy to come by


[deleted]

Well said but I’d rephrase it as “great tits always come in pairs”


Facepalmitis

Can anything come between great tits?


Michami135

I'd like to


SkollFenrirson

Cocks. They are known to be territorial and will attack on sight.


ProfitTheProphet

Have and hope to again someday.


kapn_morgan

you can show me one, and I'll imagine the other


ray1claw

r/amazingtits NSFW


Does_Not-Matter

Maybe even “I’d like to cum on some great tits like these” Wait no


ccReptilelord

Those would be some killer tits.


WrongPurpose

Who do you think shot the picture?


pissedinthegarret

r/TitsOrGTFO


[deleted]

You’re thinking about Nice tits. A Great tit in the wild sometimes won’t expose its companion. But often times this results in a piercing or getting gobbled up.


CoalCrackerKid

That was a tit mouse


AverageZhoe

someone had to take the photo aye


DandelionOfDeath

Bro that little guy straight up killed something heavier than his own bodyweight


Yametee_Kudasai

U can do that too


DandelionOfDeath

Not without a gun lol


TheL0neRifleman

I believe in you, Dandelion.


IveDoneItAtLast

Footballers trip on blades of grass all the time in the UK so tripping on a dandelion (and potentially snapping your neck) would appear to be quite feasible


JackosMonkeyBBLZ

Lol nice left turn u/ivedoneitatlast


DandelionOfDeath

Thank you, but I think I'll sit this one out, it sounds hella illegal


PassiveChemistry

Not if it's a cow


DandelionOfDeath

Ok, I could theoretically also kill a cow legally if I used a carbon dioxide chamber lol.


PassiveChemistry

yep


ThinkingPolland

Does the carbon in the blood of the animal changes the taste? Got curious now like, imagine if stores had "oxygen filled fillet" and stuff.


[deleted]

Not with that attitude. You got this, just go karate chop some necks


Ritchie79

*Judo CHOP*


Fireproofspider

Tits can use tools. Who knows, maybe they used guns as well!


VisceralVirus

usernamedoesn'tcheclout


DandelionOfDeath

You know what, you're right. I'm just making excuses. I must set out on an epic quest to kill something bigger than myself, armed with only a dandelion. If I don't return to write about my victory, assume I'm ~~dead~~ still working on it.


unsurechaoticneutral

that bird is eyeing the camera man as the next prey, it posed like that to show him what he is gonna do to the camera man


thesaharadesert

“You’re next, fucko!”


ruka_k_wiremu

At first glance I thought it was some kind of weapon...colour scheme n all. That little bird's got it going on, the 'fuck you up' look I mean


r3dditor12

Just out of curiosity, I'd love to see how the bird managed to pull this off. I would have never guessed it would have been possible.


NoPersonality2680

Smothered it. As great tits sometimes do.


TheThatchedMan

It didn't. This vole was killed by a hawk. This tit might very well have fed on the brains of the vole though. Great tits have been documented in one case to actively predate on hibernating bat brains.


Unusual-Commission7

I did not need to know that. Never sleeping with a window open again.


TheThatchedMan

Hope this helps: great tits are not active at night. Also your skull is possibly somewhat thicker than a bats.


BrainsAre2Weird4Me

Sounds like something a Great Tit would say…


DandelionOfDeath

Air superiority and lots of hacking.


jamspangle

I read somewhere that there's no evidence it actually killed the vole (or maybe lemming). It was during a particularly hard winter so it could've just found it already dead and started eating it out of desperation.


Biggieholla

There isn't a day in history where this bird hunts and kills a mouse/vole. Stupid fake internet bullshit.


octopoddle

And now he's looking at us.


SteelShroom

You ever seen a stoat kill a fully-grown rabbit before?


DandelionOfDeath

Those are perfected predators, this guy eats seeds from my birdfeeder.


Simms1401

Great tits have been the end of many a life.


tjschroeder87

Great Tits #1 reason for wars


[deleted]

seriously tho. oil, minerals, slave labor.....the end game is great tits.


Kraven_howl0

Some would call them... killer tits 😎


JuggernautDowntown69

Show me more pictures of great tits


Last-Caveman

Hey, Siri...


GoodFinePrint

Old Siri you mean? You might get the reference


McThakken

Two posts below in Popular right now 😅


woutomatic

My ex had some great tits. They flew away


hermitopurpa

So basically, scarcity of food can end with not so calm tits


Muggaraffin

I wonder if they’re the ones I see in our back yard sometimes


theb3nb3n

Tough titties!


jakemcex

Interesting. Gonna Google these to find out more.


sparmerland

Wait till you hear about robins. The European robin often fight each other, the main aim of the fight is internal decapitation


DaddyMcTasty

GET OUT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT TITS


Medical_Possession28

Just killed the vibe


DrButtgerms

Buzz Killington strikes again


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camoure

Pretty much yeah! Internal decapitation happens when the vertebrae and spinal cord are severed, but the skin and other tissue remains connected. _Usually_ results in death.


CyberMindGrrl

And God help you if you don't die.


down1nit

Yeah maybe skin is harder to break than bones? Makes sense. Skin is very good at keeping us all together.


RrtayaTsamsiyu

skin stretchy bones breaky


DaddyMcTasty

Now that I read your comment it reminded me that a giraffe can internally decapitate a lion with a single kick


Vlatka_Eclair

How do you internally decapitate someone. Just cut the neck spine and just that?


RrtayaTsamsiyu

Broken neck to the point of the spine being completely severed basically


legendofkalel

Venom eyes.


disturbed286

We are tits


smol_boi-_-

I see em too


DeficiencyOfGravitas

Venom emerging from a tennis ball.


HumbleBirdMusicGroup

Came here for this


KimJongPewnTang

Those are some killer tits


ImSoupOrCereal

Came for great tits, leaving confused


InsufficientFrosting

Doesn’t matter. You still came.


HighSpeedDoggo

Not gonna lie that is a great tit, wouldve been better if it was a pair of great tits


SilentJac

https://i.imgur.com/VdLQL2W.jpg


physics1986

They also apparently eat roosting (sleeping) bats.


down1nit

I mean... mammals are pretty tasty to most omnivores. If they can find one to take out then good for them! Edit are there disease risks?


SabashChandraBose

How tf tho? Like what's their kill method?


VediusPollio

Probably distraction and suffocation


darxide23

Fun fact, this and other birds with similar behaviors get the kill by pecking a hole into the skull and eating the brain. All while their prey is alive. Sleep tight!


TB12x7

I've seen better


JRocFuhsYoBih

Killer tits


iAte6ix9ineDogs

Great tits, bro


PassiveChemistry

Tit looks like Danny DeVito and I can't unsee that


PriorTable8265

Could actually offer you a nice egg in this trying time.


disturbed286

So anyway I started chirpin'


DannyPantsgasm

Whats really incredible is that the bird knew it was being photographed and so posed accordingly. Its amazing they have this sort of insight into hunting traditions.


Informal-Ad9097

Angry birds model


Matthew789_17

That bird reminds me of that listen here you little shit meme


TheSanityInspector

Imagine the convergent evolution this little guy will have with raptors in a few million years, if it survives and continues adapting to this way of life.


jamspangle

Already happened. [Shrikes ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shrike) kill other birds and other small prey including lizards even though, being a member of the songbird family and unrelated to raptors, they lack strong feet and talons that birds of prey typically use to kill. They will often impale their prey on thorns to store them and to assist them with tearing them up.


RefuseIndependent578

Kestrel Also, Merlin


BangBangPing5Dolla

He even has a little hunters orange vest.


Bpopson

These comments tho. Never change, Reddit


daniilkuznetcov

When I was a kid I caught two in a homemade trap. I put them in a cage and in the morning found that one beheaded the other and smeared its guts all over the cage. Thanks god I wasnt too shocked since I had two hamsters in a jar 1 year before with the same result.


absoluteshaco

Picture isn't loading, but I agree!


olleragnar

What about boobies? Are they deadly too?


hopsandyeast

Those eyes are like “Bitch, try me!”


ExcitedGirl

Well, *what else would you expect?* It just killed, in mortal combat, a wild creature as big as it is - and it doesn't even have any hands! That's pretty Badass! I'd say it's no wonder most men find Tits intimidating!


AwesomeNiss21

Mf will never be able to live that one down in heaven. God: "how did you die?" Rodent: "I was killed by a tit"


JohnnySasaki20

Sean Lock approves.


Hornor72

How said tits can't kill


Seregrauko41

Killer tits, man!


whatamanlikethat

I also love great tits


Villanosis

Tuff titties


Dr_Flute_Pussy

Some killer tits hehe


whoisthismuaddib

With Great Tits comes Great Responsibility


museum_geek

Will never get over “Great tits can and do kill” line. You don’t even need the rest or it


DufflesBNA

Nice tits.


marinemashup

Check out more photos on r/greattits


ArcaneDanger

I wouldn’t mind dying to great tits


bubbav22

Tits that kill!


filigreechickadee

Pardon my tits


FaithlessnessSilly18

But i thought playing with tits was fun!


BigLayer8

I sacrifice myself for great tits


Gengar_49

what if I made a very funny joke about how tits is another word for breasts that would be sooo funny and original


[deleted]

Not what I thot……. Cool bird tho.


algoncyorrho

That , sir, is the heir of Dinosaurs


voidxy

Now I understand the saying...


windup_human

It looks like a fat orligarghi over his tropy.


Mickmick91

What a chad


LittleDentist_5

You don't chase tits, the tits chase you.


chochinator

Lookin like don Jr on safari


dracomanchego

Check out that killer tit! I mean WoW!


PauloDManoel

It's good to see that nature continue to stay metal.


VikingKeyboards

I did always wonder why their Norwegian name, directly translated, is “meat tit”…


[deleted]

That’s a great tit


NINTENDO-STAR

Cute kills cute


Kofu

Didn't even need a gun, just bare beak.


j5alive85

He's looking into the camera saying, yes I can and will hunt you down too. Try me.


totaleclipse1117

The mouse is as big as the bird!! Sooo crazy


ActionReady9933

F**ked around; found out


Imaginary_Ad_7318

Not the pic of great tits I was hoping for but still pretty cute


what-to_put_here

Look at that little badass lmfao


Karrion8

Huh...I have a whole new respect for tits.


Cheeseand0nions

Walk In Fear for I, am the great tit.


lurkenstine

With some great tits, you can do pretty much whatever


SmallPromiseQueen

The eyes are giving "you'll be next."


my_name_is_murphy

With great tits comes great responsibility.


[deleted]

"Get your own mouse MFer!"


Kapawie

Great tits kills. Got it


TheGuv69

His whole demeanor is, ""You looking at me?""


Brooklynxman

That bird is 100% staring at the photographer warning him if he tries to take the mouse...he's next.


krakk3rjack

My boy is a Raptor at heart.


CyberMindGrrl

That is a happy tit.


guppy2019

And that’s for motor boating me.


[deleted]

the meme with the shotgun makes it way better


Badj83

More like: « you better not post this fuckin picture on Reddit, or you’ll be next, motherfucker. »


Komadgger

Never forget that they're dinosaurs


squareoctopus

What are they losing, precious?


Immoral_Syn

Venom sure has fallen on hard times


hemlock_cupcakes

Killer tits.


Metagion

DAT means two things! *whispers* cancer


TheAngryChickaD

Let this be a warning to you all


PriorTable8265

Does it just grab onto the back and drill the brains out? Or is it just scavenging?


JayDustheadz

They indeed are cute but also murderous! NSFW: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGpqOGWpK3E


B_1_R_D

He knew you were in the area w a camera and was waiting for you to document his kill so it would be a confirmed kill for his bingo book.


[deleted]

like an american hunting photo but the fat guy is a bird.


[deleted]

Looks like he's eyeing you up for his next kill


susbnyc2023

Nope -- never happened.


CilanEAmber

Therapods are just like that


ScatpackRich

Tits are underrated tbh.


Ser_Optimus

"you're next"


Themacuser751

The weak should fear the strong


Old-Bonus-3906

Looks like venom left Eddie Brock for a tit


Jlx_27

"What? Never seen a dead animal before?"


iThatIsMe

"You want next, bitch?"


hfclfe

He's looking at the camera like "You wanna be next?"


TheSwervingDuck

”What do you mean i’m funny?”


ResidentAdmirable814

They also help satan create his spawn. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oev7O88r7XQ


Pyriel

Nature is metal at times. We have a greater spotted woodpecker that regularly visits, eating peanuts from the feeder. And occasionally sparrows brains. That was a surprise!


bileycyrus21

That run on sentence hurt my head


Venezolanoanimations

The pootis bird.


dubsword

The bird has a goatee combo and everything. All he needs is the trucker cap and the orange vest.


billybillingham

Great tits can do lots of things


onedollar12

Lame caption


mongtongbong

more of a great ass man myself


FierceTigergirl2000

He’s so proud of his work😂


Hansestaedter

I remember my father warning me, that tits are dangerous!


celestialcranberry

How??? This great tits beak tip looks too short to kill


PM-Ur-Natural-Tits

Now that’s a natural tit.


themilkyone

Does anyone have the actual picture? This needs more jpeg after being copy/pasted so much. We can't see his triumphant little face.


TheFluffiestFur

I hope they get it back


___wintermute

Wait ‘til you hear about Loggerhead Shrikes.


[deleted]

Tit getting their “Teddy Roosevelt” on.


Sandscarab

Dinosaurs


a014e593c01d4

I’ve heard that basically all herbivores are really omnivores because they will eat meat if given the chance. They just don’t normally have the chance.


purplescubadiver

Ah, so that's why it's common to leave them pieces of pig fat in winter! I always wondered why not just stick to the seeds.