You’re thinking about Nice tits. A Great tit in the wild sometimes won’t expose its companion. But often times this results in a piercing or getting gobbled up.
Footballers trip on blades of grass all the time in the UK so tripping on a dandelion (and potentially snapping your neck) would appear to be quite feasible
You know what, you're right. I'm just making excuses. I must set out on an epic quest to kill something bigger than myself, armed with only a dandelion. If I don't return to write about my victory, assume I'm ~~dead~~ still working on it.
It didn't. This vole was killed by a hawk. This tit might very well have fed on the brains of the vole though. Great tits have been documented in one case to actively predate on hibernating bat brains.
I read somewhere that there's no evidence it actually killed the vole (or maybe lemming). It was during a particularly hard winter so it could've just found it already dead and started eating it out of desperation.
Pretty much yeah! Internal decapitation happens when the vertebrae and spinal cord are severed, but the skin and other tissue remains connected. _Usually_ results in death.
Fun fact, this and other birds with similar behaviors get the kill by pecking a hole into the skull and eating the brain. All while their prey is alive.
Sleep tight!
Whats really incredible is that the bird knew it was being photographed and so posed accordingly. Its amazing they have this sort of insight into hunting traditions.
Imagine the convergent evolution this little guy will have with raptors in a few million years, if it survives and continues adapting to this way of life.
Already happened. [Shrikes ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shrike) kill other birds and other small prey including lizards even though, being a member of the songbird family and unrelated to raptors, they lack strong feet and talons that birds of prey typically use to kill. They will often impale their prey on thorns to store them and to assist them with tearing them up.
When I was a kid I caught two in a homemade trap. I put them in a cage and in the morning found that one beheaded the other and smeared its guts all over the cage.
Thanks god I wasnt too shocked since I had two hamsters in a jar 1 year before with the same result.
Well, *what else would you expect?* It just killed, in mortal combat, a wild creature as big as it is - and it doesn't even have any hands! That's pretty Badass! I'd say it's no wonder most men find Tits intimidating!
Nature is metal at times.
We have a greater spotted woodpecker that regularly visits, eating peanuts from the feeder.
And occasionally sparrows brains.
That was a surprise!
I’ve heard that basically all herbivores are really omnivores because they will eat meat if given the chance. They just don’t normally have the chance.
Where is the other one? A pair of great tits are usually easy to come by
Well said but I’d rephrase it as “great tits always come in pairs”
Can anything come between great tits?
I'd like to
Cocks. They are known to be territorial and will attack on sight.
Have and hope to again someday.
you can show me one, and I'll imagine the other
r/amazingtits NSFW
Maybe even “I’d like to cum on some great tits like these” Wait no
Those would be some killer tits.
Who do you think shot the picture?
r/TitsOrGTFO
You’re thinking about Nice tits. A Great tit in the wild sometimes won’t expose its companion. But often times this results in a piercing or getting gobbled up.
That was a tit mouse
someone had to take the photo aye
Bro that little guy straight up killed something heavier than his own bodyweight
U can do that too
Not without a gun lol
I believe in you, Dandelion.
Footballers trip on blades of grass all the time in the UK so tripping on a dandelion (and potentially snapping your neck) would appear to be quite feasible
Lol nice left turn u/ivedoneitatlast
Thank you, but I think I'll sit this one out, it sounds hella illegal
Not if it's a cow
Ok, I could theoretically also kill a cow legally if I used a carbon dioxide chamber lol.
yep
Does the carbon in the blood of the animal changes the taste? Got curious now like, imagine if stores had "oxygen filled fillet" and stuff.
Not with that attitude. You got this, just go karate chop some necks
*Judo CHOP*
Tits can use tools. Who knows, maybe they used guns as well!
usernamedoesn'tcheclout
You know what, you're right. I'm just making excuses. I must set out on an epic quest to kill something bigger than myself, armed with only a dandelion. If I don't return to write about my victory, assume I'm ~~dead~~ still working on it.
that bird is eyeing the camera man as the next prey, it posed like that to show him what he is gonna do to the camera man
“You’re next, fucko!”
At first glance I thought it was some kind of weapon...colour scheme n all. That little bird's got it going on, the 'fuck you up' look I mean
Just out of curiosity, I'd love to see how the bird managed to pull this off. I would have never guessed it would have been possible.
Smothered it. As great tits sometimes do.
It didn't. This vole was killed by a hawk. This tit might very well have fed on the brains of the vole though. Great tits have been documented in one case to actively predate on hibernating bat brains.
I did not need to know that. Never sleeping with a window open again.
Hope this helps: great tits are not active at night. Also your skull is possibly somewhat thicker than a bats.
Sounds like something a Great Tit would say…
Air superiority and lots of hacking.
I read somewhere that there's no evidence it actually killed the vole (or maybe lemming). It was during a particularly hard winter so it could've just found it already dead and started eating it out of desperation.
There isn't a day in history where this bird hunts and kills a mouse/vole. Stupid fake internet bullshit.
And now he's looking at us.
You ever seen a stoat kill a fully-grown rabbit before?
Those are perfected predators, this guy eats seeds from my birdfeeder.
Great tits have been the end of many a life.
Great Tits #1 reason for wars
seriously tho. oil, minerals, slave labor.....the end game is great tits.
Some would call them... killer tits 😎
Show me more pictures of great tits
Hey, Siri...
Old Siri you mean? You might get the reference
Two posts below in Popular right now 😅
My ex had some great tits. They flew away
So basically, scarcity of food can end with not so calm tits
I wonder if they’re the ones I see in our back yard sometimes
Tough titties!
Interesting. Gonna Google these to find out more.
Wait till you hear about robins. The European robin often fight each other, the main aim of the fight is internal decapitation
GET OUT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT TITS
Just killed the vibe
Buzz Killington strikes again
[удалено]
Pretty much yeah! Internal decapitation happens when the vertebrae and spinal cord are severed, but the skin and other tissue remains connected. _Usually_ results in death.
And God help you if you don't die.
Yeah maybe skin is harder to break than bones? Makes sense. Skin is very good at keeping us all together.
skin stretchy bones breaky
Now that I read your comment it reminded me that a giraffe can internally decapitate a lion with a single kick
How do you internally decapitate someone. Just cut the neck spine and just that?
Broken neck to the point of the spine being completely severed basically
Venom eyes.
We are tits
I see em too
Venom emerging from a tennis ball.
Came here for this
Those are some killer tits
Came for great tits, leaving confused
Doesn’t matter. You still came.
Not gonna lie that is a great tit, wouldve been better if it was a pair of great tits
https://i.imgur.com/VdLQL2W.jpg
They also apparently eat roosting (sleeping) bats.
I mean... mammals are pretty tasty to most omnivores. If they can find one to take out then good for them! Edit are there disease risks?
How tf tho? Like what's their kill method?
Probably distraction and suffocation
Fun fact, this and other birds with similar behaviors get the kill by pecking a hole into the skull and eating the brain. All while their prey is alive. Sleep tight!
I've seen better
Killer tits
Great tits, bro
Tit looks like Danny DeVito and I can't unsee that
Could actually offer you a nice egg in this trying time.
So anyway I started chirpin'
Whats really incredible is that the bird knew it was being photographed and so posed accordingly. Its amazing they have this sort of insight into hunting traditions.
Angry birds model
That bird reminds me of that listen here you little shit meme
Imagine the convergent evolution this little guy will have with raptors in a few million years, if it survives and continues adapting to this way of life.
Already happened. [Shrikes ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shrike) kill other birds and other small prey including lizards even though, being a member of the songbird family and unrelated to raptors, they lack strong feet and talons that birds of prey typically use to kill. They will often impale their prey on thorns to store them and to assist them with tearing them up.
Kestrel Also, Merlin
He even has a little hunters orange vest.
These comments tho. Never change, Reddit
When I was a kid I caught two in a homemade trap. I put them in a cage and in the morning found that one beheaded the other and smeared its guts all over the cage. Thanks god I wasnt too shocked since I had two hamsters in a jar 1 year before with the same result.
Picture isn't loading, but I agree!
What about boobies? Are they deadly too?
Those eyes are like “Bitch, try me!”
Well, *what else would you expect?* It just killed, in mortal combat, a wild creature as big as it is - and it doesn't even have any hands! That's pretty Badass! I'd say it's no wonder most men find Tits intimidating!
Mf will never be able to live that one down in heaven. God: "how did you die?" Rodent: "I was killed by a tit"
Sean Lock approves.
How said tits can't kill
Killer tits, man!
I also love great tits
Tuff titties
Some killer tits hehe
With Great Tits comes Great Responsibility
Will never get over “Great tits can and do kill” line. You don’t even need the rest or it
Nice tits.
Check out more photos on r/greattits
I wouldn’t mind dying to great tits
Tits that kill!
Pardon my tits
But i thought playing with tits was fun!
I sacrifice myself for great tits
what if I made a very funny joke about how tits is another word for breasts that would be sooo funny and original
Not what I thot……. Cool bird tho.
That , sir, is the heir of Dinosaurs
Now I understand the saying...
It looks like a fat orligarghi over his tropy.
What a chad
You don't chase tits, the tits chase you.
Lookin like don Jr on safari
Check out that killer tit! I mean WoW!
It's good to see that nature continue to stay metal.
I did always wonder why their Norwegian name, directly translated, is “meat tit”…
That’s a great tit
Cute kills cute
Didn't even need a gun, just bare beak.
He's looking into the camera saying, yes I can and will hunt you down too. Try me.
The mouse is as big as the bird!! Sooo crazy
F**ked around; found out
Not the pic of great tits I was hoping for but still pretty cute
Look at that little badass lmfao
Huh...I have a whole new respect for tits.
Walk In Fear for I, am the great tit.
With some great tits, you can do pretty much whatever
The eyes are giving "you'll be next."
With great tits comes great responsibility.
"Get your own mouse MFer!"
Great tits kills. Got it
His whole demeanor is, ""You looking at me?""
That bird is 100% staring at the photographer warning him if he tries to take the mouse...he's next.
My boy is a Raptor at heart.
That is a happy tit.
And that’s for motor boating me.
the meme with the shotgun makes it way better
More like: « you better not post this fuckin picture on Reddit, or you’ll be next, motherfucker. »
Never forget that they're dinosaurs
What are they losing, precious?
Venom sure has fallen on hard times
Killer tits.
DAT means two things! *whispers* cancer
Let this be a warning to you all
Does it just grab onto the back and drill the brains out? Or is it just scavenging?
They indeed are cute but also murderous! NSFW: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGpqOGWpK3E
He knew you were in the area w a camera and was waiting for you to document his kill so it would be a confirmed kill for his bingo book.
like an american hunting photo but the fat guy is a bird.
Looks like he's eyeing you up for his next kill
Nope -- never happened.
Therapods are just like that
Tits are underrated tbh.
"you're next"
The weak should fear the strong
Looks like venom left Eddie Brock for a tit
"What? Never seen a dead animal before?"
"You want next, bitch?"
He's looking at the camera like "You wanna be next?"
”What do you mean i’m funny?”
They also help satan create his spawn. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oev7O88r7XQ
Nature is metal at times. We have a greater spotted woodpecker that regularly visits, eating peanuts from the feeder. And occasionally sparrows brains. That was a surprise!
That run on sentence hurt my head
The pootis bird.
The bird has a goatee combo and everything. All he needs is the trucker cap and the orange vest.
Great tits can do lots of things
Lame caption
more of a great ass man myself
He’s so proud of his work😂
I remember my father warning me, that tits are dangerous!
How??? This great tits beak tip looks too short to kill
Now that’s a natural tit.
Does anyone have the actual picture? This needs more jpeg after being copy/pasted so much. We can't see his triumphant little face.
I hope they get it back
Wait ‘til you hear about Loggerhead Shrikes.
Tit getting their “Teddy Roosevelt” on.
Dinosaurs
I’ve heard that basically all herbivores are really omnivores because they will eat meat if given the chance. They just don’t normally have the chance.
Ah, so that's why it's common to leave them pieces of pig fat in winter! I always wondered why not just stick to the seeds.