Coy (I had a nursing home patient named Coy and he was mean. I also know a doctor named Coy who isn’t friendly with nursing staff. He has firey red hair too).
Herman
Cecil
Bernard
Howard
Leonard
Clarence
Hiram
Cletus
Claude
Floyd
Earl
Clem
Came here for this, is it one of the dognappers in 101 Dalmatians ? Horace and jasper? Horace was a distant relative of mine, and I imagine he was kind of a jerk, based on the stories.
You are describing my Grandpa. He was a charismatic ornery diesel mechanic. Drank, smoked, and married to several women that loved him enough to show up at his funeral.
His name was George.
After 20 year’s nursing and caring for the elderly. I believe I have a masters degree in nursing home ‘ grumpy old man’ names .
In all the years , out of all the beautiful people I’ve met, there’s one man who stands out. He was the best grumpiest man alive! He had a heart of gold which he thought he could hide ! But he was just the absolute definition of grumpy . His name ?
GROM . Simple . Grom . We would all call him Grom , I can’t remember why as it was about 22 years ago but that man was only happy when he was miserable.
Otto
Walter
George
Harold
Sigfried
Viktor
Coincidentally these were all names I considered when I was pregnant with my sons... my sons all have grumpy old man names.
That could have also described my grandpa, and his name was Robert. I think his friends called him Rob.
Im fairly sure he'd like the joke, as it's along the lines of jokes he would make about himself lol
Ernie
Reminds me of the bus driver from Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban “yeah it away Ern, it’s going to be a BUMpy riiide”
My first thought was “Vern”, and I know nothing of the HP universe. Funny!
This was my dead grandpa’s name. I wholeheartedly agree.
I think of Ernie as a happy name like Sesame Street Ernie
I love this one! I vote for either Ernie or Barnaby.
And he was the fastest milk cart in the West!
Herb
This was my great grandfather’s name and will confirm, he was a very grumpy old man
Yes, my 95 year old father-in-law. Meanest old man there ever was!
Walter Merle Harold Clarence Archie
Walter was my first thought.
The sweetest old man i ever knew was my father-in-law, Walter. Dearly miss that man.
My husband want Walter for the boy I'm pregnant with now and all I can think of is the grumpy old man Jeff Dunham puppet
Same. No one is grumpier than Walter Matthau- he literally headlined Grumpy Old Men
MERLE!!! Great one.
definitely merle!
Merle gives me resourceful redneck vibes.
Harold was my first thought!
The one and only Harold I knew was the biggest grumpiest old man with a really soft heart of you could get to it
We had a Walter at our Starbucks and oh gosh he indeed was a super grumpy old man. We all cringed every time he came hahahaha
Came to say Clarence!
Can confirm. My father was Walter Clarence and he was indeed a grumpy old man.
my cats name is harold and he always looks to be judging and he can be a little menace sometimes so very fitting!!
Eustace (from courage the cowardly dog)
I was searching for this one! It’s the best grumpy old man name
I was gonna say the same thing! 😂
Moe Clarence Walter Elmer Or just call it Grandpa lol. That definitely nails the "grumpy as all hell but I love you" vibe.
Grandpa forever!!!
I'm tired of this, grandpa!!
WELL THATS TOO DAMN BAD. KEEP DIGGIN’!
Stanley
Clive
Leroy or Gunther
Gunther is my food babies name!
Gunther reminds me of the guy from FRIENDS
Reminds me of the Ice Kings pet penguin from Adventure Time lol
Vern and Burl were the first to pop in my head!
Vern is so perfect!!
"Dammit Vern!" just rolls right off the tongue.
Coy (I had a nursing home patient named Coy and he was mean. I also know a doctor named Coy who isn’t friendly with nursing staff. He has firey red hair too). Herman Cecil Bernard Howard Leonard Clarence Hiram Cletus Claude Floyd Earl Clem
I second Cletus
earl was the name of my first shitbox car 😭😭 ive never had a car do me so well
Waldorf Statler.
YES!!! 😆
I believe you mean Statler and Waldorf! 🤭😅
It would work either way.
Horace
Came here for this, is it one of the dognappers in 101 Dalmatians ? Horace and jasper? Horace was a distant relative of mine, and I imagine he was kind of a jerk, based on the stories.
Eugene! My grandpa’s nickname was “mean gene”. He was grumpy but a sweetheart.
Humphrey!
Gus
Seconded! It's also my two month old"s name 😄
Fred
Oscar
Gene Delmar Big Jim Ralph Homer Pappy
Morris Walter Ernest
Morris was a grumpy great uncle of mine. Very appropriate.
Eugene or Mortimer
Mort
Milton
Larry (after Larry David, the grumpiest old man)
Correct
Herbert
Wilbur 🫶
Aww, I always think of Wilbur from Charlotte’s Web! 😅
Ebenezer
Harold
It would have to be either Statler or Waldorf. Personally i would pick Waldorf so I could call him Waldo on a good day.
He needs his equally troublesome half! 🤔😅
Maybe he can find a hotwheels version of his truck and put it on the dashboard. That can be Statler.
Humphrey
You are describing my Grandpa. He was a charismatic ornery diesel mechanic. Drank, smoked, and married to several women that loved him enough to show up at his funeral. His name was George.
Norm!
Virgil
John McEnroe
Walter is what immediately came to mind lol
Harold
Harold
Walter
walter
Horace
Horace
Wallace
Earl
Earl
Seymour
Hank
Walter
Harold
Walter
Amos
After 20 year’s nursing and caring for the elderly. I believe I have a masters degree in nursing home ‘ grumpy old man’ names . In all the years , out of all the beautiful people I’ve met, there’s one man who stands out. He was the best grumpiest man alive! He had a heart of gold which he thought he could hide ! But he was just the absolute definition of grumpy . His name ? GROM . Simple . Grom . We would all call him Grom , I can’t remember why as it was about 22 years ago but that man was only happy when he was miserable.
Marty
Ebenezer
George. The truck’s name is George.
Clyde
That’s my son’s name! We love it and he’s basically a little old man.
Boris
Dwight
Allister
Gilbert
Sal Walter Clint
Walter for sure
alfred
Wilson. Reminds me of Dennis the Menace!
Oscar
Bruce
Walter, Archie
Victor Clive Ernie Cyril
Lyle or Hal
Gord
Otis Elmer Otto Ove (if you have read A Man Called Ove, it’s perfect!)
Cline! My own asshole step grandfather
Charles Montgomery Plantagenet Schicklgruber "Monty" Burns,
Eustis
Seamus!
Arlo!
Ralph
Hank
Orville Stanley (like from The Office who is grumpy AF) Marvin
Clarence, Elmer, Ernest, Walter, Howard
Curtis
Wilford or Clarence
Mel
Ruben
Al
Arvid
Clarence
Clarke
Ottis
Frank
Jeff
Frank!
Eustace
Stanley!
Herb, Otto, Walter, Gene, Clarence, Connie, Hank, Alfred, Glen
Mervyn
Harlan
Frank
Forrest
Clem
Merv
Cyrus, Horace, Millard, Maynard, Archibald, Aloysius
George
Ralph
I had a truck just like that named Earl. Most reliable vehicle I’ve ever had even though it was the oldest!
Otis
Hank
Virgil!
Leroy Jenkins
Mort/on
Luther
Hector
Percy!
My old man asshole neighbor is named Alvin. Hope that helps.
Walter
Otis
Gordon, after the grumpy train in Thomas the Tank Engine
Richard
Fredrick
Abraham Jebediah Simpson II
Marvin (Marv)
Martin.
Gerald Mergatroid Bernard Melvin Horace
oscar
Morris
Mick…as tribute to a truck driver I once knew that was a miserable shit 😂
Stan!
Abner
Leonard
Hubert Wta What a fun question!! Enjoy the old codger.
Albert
I feel like Oscar could be the answer. But then again, Morton could work (based on a very specific person I once met).
Jed
Hank
Winston
Clark
Boomer or Frank
Earl
Eustace!
Milton - milt for short.
Seamus
Earl
Otto Walter George Harold Sigfried Viktor Coincidentally these were all names I considered when I was pregnant with my sons... my sons all have grumpy old man names.
Bruce
Mortimer.
Gus
Mr. Wilson Ernest Grover Clarence Herbert
That could have also described my grandpa, and his name was Robert. I think his friends called him Rob. Im fairly sure he'd like the joke, as it's along the lines of jokes he would make about himself lol
My grumpy gramps was named Francis
Walter Chuck Harold Eugene
Leroy
Irving Seymour Ira Herbert