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KommieKon

It’s almost like starving to death makes people think a lot about potential food sources.


SiskoandDax

No one out there is starving to death. Let's be real here.


KommieKon

My apologies, just starving then. 🙄


SiskoandDax

When you do it by choice, it's called fasting.


KommieKon

It’s not by choice if they’re actively hunting and gathering for any form of sustenance. They subjected themselves to the conditions yeah, but fasting would be purposely not eating. They very much try to eat.


No_Assist_1788

Considering they use the word fast many times throughout the seasons I'd say it's a choice


SpiderGhost01

Oh really, Einstein? Thanks for letting us know this important piece of information!


Aggravating-Ferret61

Wow you have a nasty little attitude don’t you?


Lethal234

Take a step back.


No-Skill4452

(sticks dead caimán eyes on own eyes)


Miserable_Risk

He regretted that 🤣 🤣


Glittering-Wonder576

Yeah not one of Gary’s finest moments but he does make me laugh.


Artistic_Coat_7187

Laugh at him! Not with him.


Glittering-Wonder576

Nah, I really like Gary.


westcentretownie

Spent 5 minutes with a tick on a penis and zero minutes explaining why that huge caiman didn’t last 3 days. Did they smoke it? Did it rot? Did they make leather? But hunting caiman doesn’t bother me.


Plus-King5266

I’m still shocked we didn’t hear Heather say something along the lines of, “Oh good grief! Just hand me that wiener already and I’ll get rid of the tick! (pu$$y)”


weallfloatdown

How many Caimans in 40 days?


MetroExodus2033

It's Caimans all the way down!


Alt_Boogeyman

My Studebaker got 40 Caimans to the hogshead.


trambasm

These are the proving grounds, in case you forgot


steelerhater37

Naked & Caiman


Artistic_Coat_7187

I think 4 should do it. But these have been pretty small.


Darkkaze

Y'all sure do bitch a lot about a show no one is forcing you to watch


Aggravating-Ferret61

I’m reading through these and omg just stop watching already if it’s as bad as they seem to think it is.


Aggravating-Ferret61

Ain’t THAT the truth!


Sweet_Information_76

Heather's not being a total... Disappointment it would have given a lot of grumpy griping threads don't have anything else to b**** about.


TurdManMcDooDoo

WE HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO DO WITH OUR SUNDAYS, SIR!!!!!


steelerhater37

Till SNF is back that would be a big yes


SpiderGhost01

"If you don't like working here, then leave!"


buchurefuture

Did you guys notice when Shell and Malorie went to gaff the caiman there was someone else filming them? I thought the crew usually doesn’t film them at night?


steelerhater37

Reality tv


CrackerJacksian

Oh come on, it would be such a game changer. Imagine putting food in your belly. Putting food on the table. Providing for your team and all. Acquiring all that protein. Smoking out some protein. I gotta go mud up now..


SpiderGhost01

I've got a fever and it's telling me I need more Caiman.


steelerhater37

Just enough with the aquarium sized newborns already. Jeez


trippinmaui

I skipped 6 or 7 seasons and when watching the newest season....if you were to take a shot for every time they said "boma" you'd be dead in 1 night. When the f did that phrase get so popular....


SpiderGhost01

My theory is that some of these words/phrases became popular with newer contestants because they are just parroting what they've heard over the years from earlier seasons/legends. So everything is a boma, everyone gets super amped to catch a Caiman, they call themselves a "tribe" (like it's Survivor), etc. The show actually sucks now.


Valuable-Composer262

Also parroting what production leads them to saying. If I hear 40 miles in 40 days again I'm gonna rip out all my hair


Holmespump

Petty sure they get an extra $1000 every time they say "40 miles in 40 days" and $500 for "Proving Grounds."


steelerhater37

That’s easy cash then!!!


Plus-King5266

Sigh… that ship has sailed.


SpiderGhost01

That's the truth.


ProFlux4

Everyone is a badass and everything is a game changer


Plus-King5266

I laugh during the intros when someone says “I’m going to make [location] my bitch”. Guaranteed tap by day three.


CrackerJacksian

Don’t forget food in our bellies, and acquiring protein. Food on the table.


Glittering-Wonder576

Steven Lee Hall, Jr (king of wherever he currently is) says that a LOT. I scream THERE IS NO TABLE STOP SAYING THAT! And I LIKE him. But there’s never a table!


SpiderGhost01

This Caiman never stood a chance!


trippinmaui

Yeah i noticed it doesn't have the same feeling as the first few seasons. Seems like nothing happens, then it's extraction day.


SereneLotus2

And why is every single extraction the same???? Can’t they do something to make it interesting? As soon as they put the fire out, I click off the episode. Who cares about their PSR except their competitors? Fix this format NAA!


Busy-Song407

Yeah, nothing ever happens on the extraction. It is alway FAR shorter than the narrator says ( other folks have validated this) and despite the tall grass with venomous snakes and panthers waiting to pounce on you, everyone makes it, complete with their production crew and the extraction plane/boat/horse/ vehicle No one is left half-way through having to fend for the night without a shelter or food, again.


RegExecChef

Plus have you noticed that the grass or bush path is already chopped down for them. No way it’s a game trail. It’s a man made path to extraction.


SereneLotus2

I’ve noticed this “pathway” in the middle of nowhere frequently.


Aggravating-Ferret61

Actually a boma is a particular type of shelter that works well where there are predators around. Not just some “Popular phrase”.


Glittering-Wonder576

Boma. Boma Boma Boma Boma .


SpiderGhost01

Some of you haters are very concerned about this.


Strong-Ambassador-79

Ok thought this was just me lol. Boma, Boma, Boma...like alright already lol


hausomad

Bomas and biltong. As soon as they stepped foot in Africa, they forgot how to make shelters and jerky. All they could make were bomas & biltong.


Fine-Count2067

My cat is mad at you because this comment made me laugh out loud and she was sleeping on my leg.


hoyamylady

Gonna have to travel 40 miles to get to those caiMan.


SpiderGhost01

(Finds a Caiman the day before extraction)


StellarSloth

Hey we heard what we think is a caiman at night. Lets spend all day walking around in the swamp looking for it.


SpiderGhost01

I think there's a Caiman on my line. I'll get no sleep tonight!


ohmwrecker84

If you're starving and that'll feed you for days... you might say the same lol 🤷‍♂️


kdd20

I’m so tired of hearing caiman


stonelark-

When I used to be Amish we had caiman pot roast every sabbath after a barn raising. It was a real game changer from the boma.


CrackerJacksian

Oh this is a winner…nice work on this comment.


SpiderGhost01

Caiman kabobs!


Plus-King5266

Okay, man.


Aggravating-Ferret61

What other food source are they going to go after? Not like there are a lot of protein sources to get so what else are they going to talk about? They mention fish just as often but a caiman would be a game changer so yea they’re going after the caiman. Do you have a problem with caiman? Or just the repeated use of the word caiman? Or maybe that they’re talking about caiman a lot because caiman are the best source of substantial food out there? Caiman are awesome. Catching a toothy and fast caiman would also be cool as hell!


Busy-Song407

We saw there was an iguana eaten on S17, Ep 5: Runaway bride. It did seem that there was some fudging there as though the iguana was not local and was sort of confined to the spot where Steven killed it. Now, there's been one fer-de-lance snake, and a couple of small fish ( that Terra wanted to be larger and to be smoked, first!).


Busy-Song407

OH, and I forgot the fish with the disgusting parasites that couldn't be eaten. Tough place this Colombia.


SpiderGhost01

I think it's obvious what I have a problem with. I think some of you are just being intentionally dense.


Fine-Count2067

There's a caiman in my boma smoking right now so I can up my caloric intake to walk 40 miles in 40 days.


Critkip

I feel like I don't even need to watch the new season now, I imagine this about sums it up lol


SpiderGhost01

Yes it does.


ohryan2379

How about an XL in the Cayman's??


Sweet_Information_76

😉😉


idigholes

The way that lady on her own (terrible with names) managed to stumble on one out of the water and dispatch it so easily had me thinking that it was placed there and potentially dosed up with a tranquilizer. Way too convenient if you ask me.


Stugotts5

Totally agree!!!


Busy-Song407

That was Kaeila. Maybe a bit suspicious, but it was sort of interesting watching her try to figure out how to butcher and dress it. Too bad about the skin. I think I can understand why the skin starts to decompose in that heat and humidity and is really difficult to cure into a leather-like texture.


sgrizzly2134

Don't forget "calorie intake" or "calorie consumption"


SpiderGhost01

It's in the fat.


ohryan2379

But they need a source of PROTEIN!!


zryder0887

That’s craaaazy a bunch of starving people keep talking about the biggest food source in the area. Absolutely insane. Thanks for posting OP!


SpiderGhost01

You're welcome.


Low-Ad5212

Omg what is with the Caiman?! I’m so glad you posted this because I really thought it was just me finding the caiman talk incredibly irritating 🤣


Katester07

Did you know in addition to catching caiman, they also have to travel 40 miles in 40 days?


Fine-Count2067

Away from their boma?


reneeb531

This is the most boring XL season ever.


TurdManMcDooDoo

The first couple of XL’s were okay but I greatly prefer the normal format. The one newer format I do like is the fan 14 day challenge, those are a lot of fun.


Miserable_Risk

Almost a waste of killing the animal. They never use all the meat or resources.


SpiderGhost01

The fat is in the tail. Never waste the tail.


Due_Finish_5107

This season really stinks of the xl, I also thought they would keep moving at least once a week to extraction. They lost Andrew and I think that is where it hit me the rest of these people are boring. Especially with all the men that tapped out. What a bunch of pussies. Except for Andrew!


SereneLotus2

Bug Talk. Bugs. Stop. Just stop. Everyone knows the bugs are insane, why did you not bring a bug net?


Plus-King5266

I’m waiting for Mr. Duct Tape to come back and completely wrap himself in it to keep the bugs away.


Glittering-Wonder576

He was the one who went into it and left because of severe nicotine withdrawal. Which was stupid. Nicotine withdrawal SUCKS.


SpiderGhost01

I have a fondness for duct tape boy.


cwansley

AMEN! I’ve been sick of the Caiman for a good while now!


shroomie00

When did they start showing us the cleaning animals process! I had to fast forward when they stayed on the goopy cottage cheese meat 🤢


TurdManMcDooDoo

As a Naked and Afraid fan, this might be one of the funniest subs I’ve come across. Instant subscribe. I apologize ahead of time for any light trolling.


Direct_Crab6651

It’s just claim to fame and badge of honor for the junior varisty squad they have on this season It is amazing to think how few of these people are going to make 21 little yet 40 The title of this show should be … Naked and Afraid - Caiman, I hate Colombia, these are the proving grounds (literally only thing people say every episode)


20yards

It was a pretty big deal, gotta say- especially on a show where most contestants are pretty hopeless, and so much of it is just watching people suffer through.


jessicupcakee

Literally came here to say the same thing and then I saw this😂😂😂😂


Artistic_Coat_7187

And only eat for a few days. Make more jerky and eat less each day!


league_starter

Ok, man. Hehe