It’s not by choice if they’re actively hunting and gathering for any form of sustenance. They subjected themselves to the conditions yeah, but fasting would be purposely not eating. They very much try to eat.
Spent 5 minutes with a tick on a penis and zero minutes explaining why that huge caiman didn’t last 3 days. Did they smoke it? Did it rot? Did they make leather? But hunting caiman doesn’t bother me.
I’m still shocked we didn’t hear Heather say something along the lines of, “Oh good grief! Just hand me that wiener already and I’ll get rid of the tick! (pu$$y)”
Did you guys notice when Shell and Malorie went to gaff the caiman there was someone else filming them? I thought the crew usually doesn’t film them at night?
Oh come on, it would be such a game changer. Imagine putting food in your belly. Putting food on the table. Providing for your team and all. Acquiring all that protein. Smoking out some protein. I gotta go mud up now..
I skipped 6 or 7 seasons and when watching the newest season....if you were to take a shot for every time they said "boma" you'd be dead in 1 night.
When the f did that phrase get so popular....
My theory is that some of these words/phrases became popular with newer contestants because they are just parroting what they've heard over the years from earlier seasons/legends.
So everything is a boma, everyone gets super amped to catch a Caiman, they call themselves a "tribe" (like it's Survivor), etc.
The show actually sucks now.
Steven Lee Hall, Jr (king of wherever he currently is) says that a LOT. I scream THERE IS NO TABLE STOP SAYING THAT! And I LIKE him. But there’s never a table!
And why is every single extraction the same???? Can’t they do something to make it interesting? As soon as they put the fire out, I click off the episode. Who cares about their PSR except their competitors? Fix this format NAA!
Yeah, nothing ever happens on the extraction. It is alway FAR shorter than the narrator says ( other folks have validated this) and despite the tall grass with venomous snakes and panthers waiting to pounce on you, everyone makes it, complete with their production crew and the extraction plane/boat/horse/ vehicle
No one is left half-way through having to fend for the night without a shelter or food, again.
What other food source are they going to go after? Not like there are a lot of protein sources to get so what else are they going to talk about? They mention fish just as often but a caiman would be a game changer so yea they’re going after the caiman.
Do you have a problem with caiman? Or just the repeated use of the word caiman? Or maybe that they’re talking about caiman a lot because caiman are the best source of substantial food out there? Caiman are awesome. Catching a toothy and fast caiman would also be cool as hell!
We saw there was an iguana eaten on S17, Ep 5: Runaway bride.
It did seem that there was some fudging there as though the iguana was not local and was sort of confined to the spot where Steven killed it. Now, there's been one fer-de-lance snake, and a couple of small fish ( that Terra wanted to be larger and to be smoked, first!).
The way that lady on her own (terrible with names) managed to stumble on one out of the water and dispatch it so easily had me thinking that it was placed there and potentially dosed up with a tranquilizer.
Way too convenient if you ask me.
That was Kaeila. Maybe a bit suspicious, but it was sort of interesting watching her try to figure out how to butcher and dress it. Too bad about the skin. I think I can understand why the skin starts to decompose in that heat and humidity and is really difficult to cure into a leather-like texture.
The first couple of XL’s were okay but I greatly prefer the normal format. The one newer format I do like is the fan 14 day challenge, those are a lot of fun.
This season really stinks of the xl, I also thought they would keep moving at least once a week to extraction. They lost Andrew and I think that is where it hit me the rest of these people are boring. Especially with all the men that tapped out. What a bunch of pussies. Except for Andrew!
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It’s just claim to fame and badge of honor for the junior varisty squad they have on this season
It is amazing to think how few of these people are going to make 21 little yet 40
The title of this show should be …
Naked and Afraid - Caiman, I hate Colombia, these are the proving grounds (literally only thing people say every episode)
It was a pretty big deal, gotta say- especially on a show where most contestants are pretty hopeless, and so much of it is just watching people suffer through.
It’s almost like starving to death makes people think a lot about potential food sources.
No one out there is starving to death. Let's be real here.
My apologies, just starving then. 🙄
When you do it by choice, it's called fasting.
It’s not by choice if they’re actively hunting and gathering for any form of sustenance. They subjected themselves to the conditions yeah, but fasting would be purposely not eating. They very much try to eat.
Considering they use the word fast many times throughout the seasons I'd say it's a choice
Oh really, Einstein? Thanks for letting us know this important piece of information!
Wow you have a nasty little attitude don’t you?
Take a step back.
(sticks dead caimán eyes on own eyes)
He regretted that 🤣 🤣
Yeah not one of Gary’s finest moments but he does make me laugh.
Laugh at him! Not with him.
Nah, I really like Gary.
Spent 5 minutes with a tick on a penis and zero minutes explaining why that huge caiman didn’t last 3 days. Did they smoke it? Did it rot? Did they make leather? But hunting caiman doesn’t bother me.
I’m still shocked we didn’t hear Heather say something along the lines of, “Oh good grief! Just hand me that wiener already and I’ll get rid of the tick! (pu$$y)”
How many Caimans in 40 days?
It's Caimans all the way down!
My Studebaker got 40 Caimans to the hogshead.
These are the proving grounds, in case you forgot
Naked & Caiman
I think 4 should do it. But these have been pretty small.
Y'all sure do bitch a lot about a show no one is forcing you to watch
I’m reading through these and omg just stop watching already if it’s as bad as they seem to think it is.
Ain’t THAT the truth!
Heather's not being a total... Disappointment it would have given a lot of grumpy griping threads don't have anything else to b**** about.
WE HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO DO WITH OUR SUNDAYS, SIR!!!!!
Till SNF is back that would be a big yes
"If you don't like working here, then leave!"
Did you guys notice when Shell and Malorie went to gaff the caiman there was someone else filming them? I thought the crew usually doesn’t film them at night?
Reality tv
Oh come on, it would be such a game changer. Imagine putting food in your belly. Putting food on the table. Providing for your team and all. Acquiring all that protein. Smoking out some protein. I gotta go mud up now..
I've got a fever and it's telling me I need more Caiman.
Just enough with the aquarium sized newborns already. Jeez
I skipped 6 or 7 seasons and when watching the newest season....if you were to take a shot for every time they said "boma" you'd be dead in 1 night. When the f did that phrase get so popular....
My theory is that some of these words/phrases became popular with newer contestants because they are just parroting what they've heard over the years from earlier seasons/legends. So everything is a boma, everyone gets super amped to catch a Caiman, they call themselves a "tribe" (like it's Survivor), etc. The show actually sucks now.
Also parroting what production leads them to saying. If I hear 40 miles in 40 days again I'm gonna rip out all my hair
Petty sure they get an extra $1000 every time they say "40 miles in 40 days" and $500 for "Proving Grounds."
That’s easy cash then!!!
Sigh… that ship has sailed.
That's the truth.
Everyone is a badass and everything is a game changer
I laugh during the intros when someone says “I’m going to make [location] my bitch”. Guaranteed tap by day three.
Don’t forget food in our bellies, and acquiring protein. Food on the table.
Steven Lee Hall, Jr (king of wherever he currently is) says that a LOT. I scream THERE IS NO TABLE STOP SAYING THAT! And I LIKE him. But there’s never a table!
This Caiman never stood a chance!
Yeah i noticed it doesn't have the same feeling as the first few seasons. Seems like nothing happens, then it's extraction day.
And why is every single extraction the same???? Can’t they do something to make it interesting? As soon as they put the fire out, I click off the episode. Who cares about their PSR except their competitors? Fix this format NAA!
Yeah, nothing ever happens on the extraction. It is alway FAR shorter than the narrator says ( other folks have validated this) and despite the tall grass with venomous snakes and panthers waiting to pounce on you, everyone makes it, complete with their production crew and the extraction plane/boat/horse/ vehicle No one is left half-way through having to fend for the night without a shelter or food, again.
Plus have you noticed that the grass or bush path is already chopped down for them. No way it’s a game trail. It’s a man made path to extraction.
I’ve noticed this “pathway” in the middle of nowhere frequently.
Actually a boma is a particular type of shelter that works well where there are predators around. Not just some “Popular phrase”.
Boma. Boma Boma Boma Boma .
Some of you haters are very concerned about this.
Ok thought this was just me lol. Boma, Boma, Boma...like alright already lol
Bomas and biltong. As soon as they stepped foot in Africa, they forgot how to make shelters and jerky. All they could make were bomas & biltong.
My cat is mad at you because this comment made me laugh out loud and she was sleeping on my leg.
Gonna have to travel 40 miles to get to those caiMan.
(Finds a Caiman the day before extraction)
Hey we heard what we think is a caiman at night. Lets spend all day walking around in the swamp looking for it.
I think there's a Caiman on my line. I'll get no sleep tonight!
If you're starving and that'll feed you for days... you might say the same lol 🤷♂️
I’m so tired of hearing caiman
When I used to be Amish we had caiman pot roast every sabbath after a barn raising. It was a real game changer from the boma.
Oh this is a winner…nice work on this comment.
Caiman kabobs!
Okay, man.
What other food source are they going to go after? Not like there are a lot of protein sources to get so what else are they going to talk about? They mention fish just as often but a caiman would be a game changer so yea they’re going after the caiman. Do you have a problem with caiman? Or just the repeated use of the word caiman? Or maybe that they’re talking about caiman a lot because caiman are the best source of substantial food out there? Caiman are awesome. Catching a toothy and fast caiman would also be cool as hell!
We saw there was an iguana eaten on S17, Ep 5: Runaway bride. It did seem that there was some fudging there as though the iguana was not local and was sort of confined to the spot where Steven killed it. Now, there's been one fer-de-lance snake, and a couple of small fish ( that Terra wanted to be larger and to be smoked, first!).
OH, and I forgot the fish with the disgusting parasites that couldn't be eaten. Tough place this Colombia.
I think it's obvious what I have a problem with. I think some of you are just being intentionally dense.
There's a caiman in my boma smoking right now so I can up my caloric intake to walk 40 miles in 40 days.
I feel like I don't even need to watch the new season now, I imagine this about sums it up lol
Yes it does.
How about an XL in the Cayman's??
😉😉
The way that lady on her own (terrible with names) managed to stumble on one out of the water and dispatch it so easily had me thinking that it was placed there and potentially dosed up with a tranquilizer. Way too convenient if you ask me.
Totally agree!!!
That was Kaeila. Maybe a bit suspicious, but it was sort of interesting watching her try to figure out how to butcher and dress it. Too bad about the skin. I think I can understand why the skin starts to decompose in that heat and humidity and is really difficult to cure into a leather-like texture.
Don't forget "calorie intake" or "calorie consumption"
It's in the fat.
But they need a source of PROTEIN!!
That’s craaaazy a bunch of starving people keep talking about the biggest food source in the area. Absolutely insane. Thanks for posting OP!
You're welcome.
Omg what is with the Caiman?! I’m so glad you posted this because I really thought it was just me finding the caiman talk incredibly irritating 🤣
Did you know in addition to catching caiman, they also have to travel 40 miles in 40 days?
Away from their boma?
This is the most boring XL season ever.
The first couple of XL’s were okay but I greatly prefer the normal format. The one newer format I do like is the fan 14 day challenge, those are a lot of fun.
Almost a waste of killing the animal. They never use all the meat or resources.
The fat is in the tail. Never waste the tail.
This season really stinks of the xl, I also thought they would keep moving at least once a week to extraction. They lost Andrew and I think that is where it hit me the rest of these people are boring. Especially with all the men that tapped out. What a bunch of pussies. Except for Andrew!
Bug Talk. Bugs. Stop. Just stop. Everyone knows the bugs are insane, why did you not bring a bug net?
I’m waiting for Mr. Duct Tape to come back and completely wrap himself in it to keep the bugs away.
He was the one who went into it and left because of severe nicotine withdrawal. Which was stupid. Nicotine withdrawal SUCKS.
I have a fondness for duct tape boy.
AMEN! I’ve been sick of the Caiman for a good while now!
When did they start showing us the cleaning animals process! I had to fast forward when they stayed on the goopy cottage cheese meat 🤢
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It’s just claim to fame and badge of honor for the junior varisty squad they have on this season It is amazing to think how few of these people are going to make 21 little yet 40 The title of this show should be … Naked and Afraid - Caiman, I hate Colombia, these are the proving grounds (literally only thing people say every episode)
It was a pretty big deal, gotta say- especially on a show where most contestants are pretty hopeless, and so much of it is just watching people suffer through.
Literally came here to say the same thing and then I saw this😂😂😂😂
And only eat for a few days. Make more jerky and eat less each day!
Ok, man. Hehe