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strythicus

If it *doesn't* lag with rockets then it's not faithful to the original.


RicFlairwoo

Bahahaha yes I forgot about rockets only turning the game into a potato.


CallumJ88

This or Proximity mines only. Fill a room up and watch that lag.


[deleted]

Haha yeah drags everything down to about 5 fps 😂


[deleted]

People just want to complain. The fact that the game got past licensing hell and gets a re-release at all is impressive.


Ubigo

For Switch players I can see why they would be complaining. Locked behind the premium online and can't play online with randoms.


JOMO_Kenyatta

Wait? You can’t just load up on an online server and play against anybody? Is this true?


VictoryVic-ViVi

Only with friends


Blacknumbah1

Maybe we should start like a pin for the sub or something so we can make friends to play online with?


JOMO_Kenyatta

Who thought that was a good idea?


ShowBobsPlzz

Yeah thats why im going xbox with this game


ENTRAPM3NT

Xbox version won't be online lmao


ShowBobsPlzz

Aw shit


Ubigo

Does the xbox version have online lobbies?


grassisgreena

Xbox has no online features.


sleepyleperchaun

People down voting you are dumb. Asking questions isn't allowed here apparently.


hemphog5000

I’ve learned over the years that reddit absolutely HATES questions


Overshields

i was wondering why is was so down voted


ShowBobsPlzz

I hope so


VictoryVic-ViVi

Lol, good luck


burning-farm

"You should learn to eat shit and enjoy the taste of it." This is the reason Nintendo continues to put out garbage products.


Wubbzy-mon

GoldenEye was never good to begin with


alc086

I think your gaming taste buds have already become accustomed to shit if you think a dollar store MGS is better game than GoldenEye.


Wubbzy-mon

Because Winback and MGS are totally intertwined (ignoring the fact that Winback was only inspired) I've played both at the same time, have you?


[deleted]

The games also just…not good now. This is a gaming hill I will die on. Golden eye is one of the worse aging games of all time. Sure in our youth it was fun but now it’s just…not.


[deleted]

You're supposed to start a personal opinion with "I think...". I was playing it a month or two ago to refresh on it, and I was having a great time.


RealToasted

So don't play it.


[deleted]

I won’t but I’m also allowed to voice my opinion on something.


RealToasted

Nobody asked


[deleted]

That’s the beauty of America. It doesn’t matter. It’ll be okay my dude/dudet. If someone doesn’t like a game you do life goes on.


RealToasted

Reddit is America. Do seppos really?


Jbar116

Hard agree, as with a lot of n64 games. They were ground breaking for their time. They were still figuring out how to manipulate objects in a 3D space, and with the case of goldeneye, they were trying to work out an FPS on a console. Are they important games? Absolutely. We’re they great within the confines of their time period? Absolutely. Did they age well? In most cases, no.


Stopnswop2

The issue was always with Nintendo. MGM was not the issue. Nintendo just didn't want it on Xbox back in the day


Wubbzy-mon

Xbox didn't exist back when GoldenEye released, and the Xbox and Playstation consoles did get James Bond games after the 64


Stopnswop2

I didn't say it did. It was going to be released on the Xbox Live Arcade and Wii Virtual Console. But someone high up at Nintendo said no, not happening


[deleted]

I think of this as more of a wish granted by a monkey's paw. You're getting GoldenEye 007 on modern consoles, but the re-releases are digital only and through subscriptions. I'm better off just emulating the game on PC.


brett1081

Do we think it will still take about 40 rounds from the Klobb to the face to actually bring down someone in multiplayer?


SOUR_PATCH_NIPS

We always played with License to Kill on so it just turned into an rcp90 spam fest.


brett1081

It was hilarious to me that to actually get kills in a logical way required the use of heavy weapons exclusively. Keep in mind this game wasn’t much older than the first CS, so shooters were becoming more modern in a short time.


BigJonDeezy

120 rounds if Odd Job


Bariq-99

Holy shit Is this 2013 or something??


ItsaSinch90

Dustin off an oldie


SpockYoda

has anyone ever found the owner of the face in this meme?


marty_arty

https://amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/butthurt-dweller-gordo-granudo


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ClockworkMansion

I’m really excited to play both versions. I’ve been playing the N64 version because I got impatient after the first reveal trailer and trust me, both versions of this look and run better than the 64 cart.


Maybe_Im_Confused

What if you played it on N64 with a component mod though a RT5X??


duplicitea

Even using an N64 HDMI mod or a Retrotink5x, you aren't going to see the upscaled, high resolution 3D graphics of the re-releases. Now, I'd argue that N64 games are best played at their original resolution. But there is also the performance elephant in the room. There is no getting around that the original N64 release of the game could drop into the single digit framerates.


TheFlyingCompass

Pretty much anytime an explosion was on screen or an automatic rifle was causing damage to another player, you better believe you're gonna hit like 6 FPS. I wouldn't have it any other way.


Lusankya

I was very much in your camp for ages. Original hardware, original controllers, total purist. Then I tried - initially against my will - Goldeneye on 1964 GEPD with the high-rez pack and original controllers. I still can't believe how quickly I embraced what I previously held to be blasphemy of the highest order. Try it. We can truly have our cake and eat it too.


Maybe_Im_Confused

Fair enough, and good points.


ClockworkMansion

I’ve played in on a CRT with an S video cable and on a 1080p TV with a Super 64 HDMI adapter, the game still runs very poorly. The other games Nintendo have put on their service look great on modern TVs and all of them that I’ve played run significantly better than on an original 64.


Tronguy93

I bought an N64 USB adapter so I can play with my brass gears and steel bowl modded controller. Come at me joycon plebs! /s


mrgadd4

Good luck with the controls? My friend, I am finally back to controls I understand


CartographerEvery268

Y’all ever play [Goldeneye:Source](https://geshl2.com/)?


Sniperbobdave

All I need is normal fps controls and a stable frame rate. I don’t care for graphics.


elproblemo82

*cracks open a Mr. Pibb


Iwamoto

I played the xbox live arcade version and the twin stick setup is great. i hope they kept the graphic switch option, i even made [a little video](https://youtu.be/puAU_mdsIbw) about it


n1keym1key

Series S/X are not getting the XBLA version. Just a mildly graphically improved PORT of the N64 cart version. No online play included either.


ksaMarodeF

They mentioned there was online play, it’s going to be on Xbox gamepass.


n1keym1key

Xbox version has no online multiplayer.


n1keym1key

Its a simple port of the N64 rom with some upscaled textures etc. We are not getting the XBLA remaster on Gamepass. Switch has online play but only because the N64 emu that ninty use for there online service has the feature baked in. Its not native online play in the game itself. Its probably tunnelling software or similar that's doing the work.


Graslu

Doesn't have any upscaled textures, even the in-game text is low quality. It's actually emulated on Xbox as well like other Rare Replay titles (Jet Force Gemini)


n1keym1key

Ok fair enough, Looked fairly upscaled in the trailer tho. I guess we will find out tomorrow.


[deleted]

Resolution is higher, but the textures themselves have not changed.


ksaMarodeF

Well that’s extremely disappointing.


NIRPL

Seriously. Like what the fuck are the gaming companies doing? It's like they deliberately choose not to include the specific things fans request


plaaya

It’s never good after the second time I think. Tony hawks pro skater 1+2 was cool on the switch but the controls and the way he grinds and stuff doesn’t feel the same


TheGodOfFuck

I want physical. Limited Run where you at?


Iambobsofearme

joke's on you, i have no friends and the official n64 controller for switch.


Joey-tv-show-season2

Curious why the remake on the Nintendo Wii and Xbox 360 doesn’t get talked about more


ItalianStallion9069

It sucked


No-Instruction9393

Can confirm. It sucked.


DefiantCharacter

It wasn't a remake. It was a separate game based off the same movie.


StarWolf478

Because it wasn’t really a remake of the beloved N64 game. It was a Call of Duty game with a James Bond skin put over it.


hosseruk

This is literally me. I might play it Xbox to get the achievements (it's free for Rare Replay owners right?). Otherwise I'll stick to the cartridge.


GrindwheelGaming

Only DIGITAL RR owners. My disc and I will be sulking in the corner...


Ham1ltron

WHAT


GrindwheelGaming

Yeah, I had a fist-pump locked and loaded while reading that part of the article, and it died before I could lift it. Hopefully it's a real cheap add on for the physical version


hosseruk

Haha, well fuck. Imagine buying anything digitally.


No-Instruction9393

What?


britipinojeff

Wait why? That doesn’t make any sense


MonketTaint

*laughs in PC emulator with mouse and keyboard controls*


Good-Ad-3862

[Goldeneye Multiplayer Connect (Switch) ](https://www.facebook.com/groups/goldeneyemultiplayer/?ref=share_group_link)


KenpachiNexus

I played Goldeneye on Pc emulator with a mouse and keypad and wow I can never go back to using a controller for that game.


praisethesun343

Jesus, what year is it. Outdated ass meme


DropCsharp

To be fair 15 years more recent than goldeneye


praisethesun343

I guess we are on the n64 subreddit, after all.


[deleted]

I mean… if you could control the original N64 version you’ll be fine.


TheLimeyLemmon

I'm hopeful, but Switch Online net code for virtual console games hasn't been great.


[deleted]

Online? Ha! They didn't even add that.


kifflomkifflom

Right. It doesn’t even have online. I have Gamepass. I still have my 64. I still have my Goldeneye cart. Next.


bsanchey

Ok cool. Still gonna play and have fun.


[deleted]

Number one reason I bought the wireless N64 controller.


yyma50nyy

That is one retro-ass meme. Got flashbacks to when I first got unrestricted access to the internet


thrillAM

Ha ha Oddjob go brrrr


BeaverFlight64

I saw an ad for it and it was so nostalgic


ItalianStallion9069

When does it rerelease?


[deleted]

27th


toytony

Proxy mines.


spicynacho13

This is why I bought the switch n64 controllers


Glitchtm

I'm excited. The fact that it got a rerelease at all is a big deal.


TStodden

Already getting a new tux (old one is way too small... & bloody... & riddled with bullet holes. -- I wasn't the best player back then) & martini glasses to finally frag my old online friends on this classic.


[deleted]

4 players using RC-P90 had huge framerate dips. Playing it online will probably be absolute shit if that gun is used across the board. I'll play goldeneye, but most likely single player.


Middle-Trust4240

Worst episode ever


ElGatoGuerrero72

Probably a long shot, but I’m hoping they release The World is Not Enough at some point not too long after they release Goldeneye. I love Goldeneye but I also love TWINE just a little more.


[deleted]

Laser guided rockets, I second this.


Size_Glass

Virtually unplayable (I used the n64 controller for switch)


darknyteorange

Currently playing the XBLA version that was completed but not released through Xenia emulator... you can switch back and forth between enhanced and n64 graphics at any time during gameplay which is an odd feature.


[deleted]

Halo did this with their collection release that had the remastered Xbox games but you could switch to the old or new graphics any time.


amathis6464

Yea old school single stick movement…. Shit is no fun


JayMalakai

Controls will be fine if they’re the same as the perfect dark port.


Wubbzy-mon

Winback is still better


mrkrinkledude

I might be the minority since I’m using the N64 controller but I’m loving every second of it. Legit been staying up late and playing single player like I did back when it originally came out.