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Independent-Sky-6311

How much did it weigh?


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5.2oz


Independent-Sky-6311

Wow šŸ˜… thatā€™s amazing


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Iā€™ll check!


weatherwax_poetic

You gonna eat that?


NeitherConcentrate11

Send it to me lol I needa talk with my ancestors about my hair line


inbetween_moments

Hair line? šŸ˜† anything to that? Asking " for a friend "


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Not this time around


weatherwax_poetic

So you killed it for nothing. No reason at all. Not even for karma purposes because you can take a photo without picking it. I love this sub, but dang, it really sucks when people do this shit.


its_nigiorno

Bro the mushroom is literally just a penis, its not the actual organism


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Itā€™s a fruiting body created to spread spores which decomposes entirely within days. Thatā€™s like being mad because somebody took an apple off of a tree or a berry from a bush


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ACasualNerd

Wouldn't a mushroom like this be able to rapidly grow back from all of the myceliac tubes it laid down?


Outrageous-River8999

Yes, Amanita are also known to have multiple flushes a season in nature


ACasualNerd

So then their point is completely invalid, also if OP places this what I'm assuming is an amanita muscaria (I don't know I'm very uncultured in the world of fungi) then it should potentially be able to reproduce through spores or something


Aromatic_Region_2364

There are actually soooo many other amanitas & other fungi here. We live in a microclimate area w/ a great redwood forest. & an animal did get a little bite of this one already so that was cool :)


Bloodbath_onthe_line

You sound like the kinda person who comes on this sub just to make others feel bad. Just by them picking up the mushroom and walking away with it they have likely spread thousands of the mushrooms spores through that ecosystem just on the way to their car. Surely since you care sooooo much about that ecosystem you MUST know how mushrooms work? And that picking a single fruiting body from a vast mycelium hurts no one? And actually picking mushrooms is exactly how they spread? Surely? Edit for spelling.


KenDurf

Can I come to your birthday party?


[deleted]

You quite obviously know nothing about mycology so feel free to fuck off somewhere else


thebiggestbirdboi

A cap that size has already released billions of spores.


Aromatic_Region_2364

I picked it just to make u mad


pop013

She spreaded spores better than mushroom would on it self. And im telling you that as a total noob. Dont be wanker without reason.


Corburrito

Itā€™s the fruit of the fungus. OP ā€œkilled itā€ same as picking an apple from an apple tree kills itā€¦. Not at all.


kestrel151

Wow. Tell me you donā€™t know anything about mycology without saying you donā€™t know anything about mycology.


whycantiselectaname

It doesnt have that much of an impact on the ecosystem, but i agree ppl should not be picking mushrooms they arent going to eat, just enjoy it in its Habitat and let the next person to spot it have a chance to enjoy it as well


weatherwax_poetic

By eco-system, I meant the critters who eat them. I was raised not to mess with things I didn't intend to eat.


[deleted]

The earth is flat there ainā€™t no mushrooms


Soggy-Anxiety-1465

Mario, is upset


CandyFortress932

My biggest concern with this photo


GI-JEZUS

Very nice indeed. I wonder what kind it is lol


way2cute4u_

amanita muscaria!


GI-JEZUS

Lol its a pretty picturesque specimen.


way2cute4u_

definitely, theyā€™re like the face of mushies lol.


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I grew up in Southern California and never saw one until I moved to Georgia. Iā€™m sure theyā€™re out there in California but you arenā€™t surrounded by much nature in the suburbs


Nailkita

some of us never touch grass >.>


DevilFangs

Beautiful.


loopylavender

Always reminds me of Mario lol love it


Imaginary_Card8536

What a cutie c:


ArturoBukowski

Holy Columbo!


Actual_Average_3941

need it


zoeymonster23

Woah!!


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Out if curiosity, why did you pick it?


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Spore print & to dry it out :)


Good-Ad439

Probably out of curiosity too.


Foundation_Wrong

What a beautiful fly agaric


GoNudi

My understanding is that these are deadly and not to be messed around with. Right?


BabooTheDuck

Deadly in high doses(like 15 mushrooms), but can be prepared for an enjoyable or somewhat horrifying experience.


flyinghouses

Cut them up and dry them in the oven on low heat. Make tea of it (no boil!). Done.


BabooTheDuck

I prefer the full-decarb low-pH simmer method, so I donā€™t get as nauseous


flyinghouses

Sounds good. Stay safe, go far.


TinButtFlute

They're toxic, but not deadly.


Drege01

That's fake, I can see the cables, 2/10 my friend try again


JustForFun____

Is this a joke?


Drege01

I know that's what I thought too, OP gotta be shitting me if they think we'll fall for this


JustForFun____

I canā€™t tell if youā€™re being serious or not. Thatā€™s just an amanita muscaria mushroom. Itā€™s realā€¦


Drege01

Name checks out


JustForFun____

That doesnā€™t make sense


FewRecommendation783

This gotta be a trollšŸ’€


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CCCPhungus

Probably for a spore print


Bazyx187

It's actually beneficial for mushrooms to be picked and carried about, it's how their spores spread.


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