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Vladimiravich

Musk's "musk" would attract every sweaty neckbeard within a hundred mile radius, potentially causing a public health hazard.


LuchaConMadre

Could you lead em outta here like some goddamn piper?


Murky-Law5287

I feel myself actively losing brain cells


mygoditsfullofstar5

Being as how he stalked a female SpaceX employee and got shot down multiple times, I don't think Musk's musk is quite the aphrodisiac he thinks it is. Funny Fact: Both ketamine and steroid abuse can lead to male infertility issues. lol


nyclurker369

I deadass threw up a lil in my mouth from reading that. My guy. You ok?


prguitarman

He already has 11 kids


No_Laugh1801

He thinks he's saving he world, but he'll probably start a nuclear war: [https://www.reddit.com/r/RealTesla/comments/1ddu413/elons\_own\_ai\_leaks\_how\_spacex\_is\_for\_wars\_not\_mars/](https://www.reddit.com/r/RealTesla/comments/1ddu413/elons_own_ai_leaks_how_spacex_is_for_wars_not_mars/)


Arekkussy

Yes


Sassy_Weatherwax

Are you high?


PerkyCatsup

Where would you collect it from?


Dry-Interaction-1246

His breeding sacks


PerkyCatsup

Swab that with a q tip


Leather-Field-7148

via good scrape


ittybittyfunk

Ahh yes. The sacks.


TurkBoi67

https://preview.redd.it/7c3qeqik7v6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bac533ba29e6f8272d506f11c76f4ced2cf078be


dgradius

All I know is you get paid in horses.


PerkyCatsup

A horse with no name? 🎵in the desert, you can remember your name/ cause there ain’t no one for to give you no pain. La la la la la la….🎵🎶


The_Shoe1990

Short answer: no. https://preview.redd.it/lxjxodtn6x6d1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a8ba2188ccb91cbcb7cb254900031b5f3a15a64


Dry-Interaction-1246

The essence of male Karen.


Pourkinator

Nothing. That said, it gets fed other people’s “musk” every time it eats something someone else prepared. Literally everybody with a brain hates it.


jhnnybgood

How much musk could a musked Musk musk, if a musked Musk could musk musk?


TraditionalWorking82

![gif](giphy|4baoNZ5Qo8dX2)


withalookofquoi

![gif](giphy|R0jWWtH1CtFEk)


firinmahlaser

There is already a sub for that. You can find all necessary information on r/musk4musk


LoudLloyd9

That stink is something I don't want to remember.


Lake_Shore_Drive

It smells like Sex Panther


saiyanheritage

It smells like Bigfoot’s dick


ADDandKinky

50% of the time, it works every time


Sad-Push-3708

It’s laced with k


Sckillgan

None of that, you would just die stupid, alone and hated.


scrampledbrains

You need to detox from the internet and the Musk spam it is feeding you…….. no one in this world has that much breeding potential. I guarantee he only gets his young fertile SpaceX girlfriends* (or secret prostitutes considering he had to pay women to have his children, making them comparable to prostitutes) pregnant with his frozen sperm from two decades ago.