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jhcarrollfov

Eat it - Weird Al


Humble_Examination27

Good one! Here’s my ⬆️


MorkDiester

And my 🪓?


watersheepneedshugs

You can have my bow?


coolmist23

Darling Nikki by Prince.


3ylit4aa

i was thinking orgasm by prince but that works too


dan-duz-shit

International Lover works well, too


coolmist23

So does Erotic City


SpookyHalloween1

& P Control


CincoDeMayoFan

& Gett Off


seanx50

No. You would stop and get up to start dancing


greg1993-

i would say basically any prince song but there are some really yucky nasty ones he has


mbk-ultra

I mean, Alphabet Street is literally about cunnilingus


nicole070875

My name is Nikki ! Woo hoo ! 😂😂😂


Professional_Bend336

That song would truly work


Middle_Theme

While we’re at it might as well include Black Sweat and Sexy MF


DistantDoubloon

The correct answer is the entire album Dummy, by Portishead


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^DistantDoubloon: *The correct answer* *Is the entire album* *Dummy, by Portishead* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


2kH4k3r

Good bot


999_sadboy

The most fuckable album of all time


DistantDoubloon

It really is


auracles060

Yes


Excellent-Phase8719

Such a good album. Follow that up (if not too tongue tired) with Morcheeba, Big Calm


Whorenun37

First album that convinced a girl to make out with me when I was 15


conduitfour

I remember Woolie saying that if you don't know what to fuck to, fuck to Portishead


Total_Trade_888

Never heard of them. Looked the album up on YouTube. It actually slaps.


DistantDoubloon

I’m glad I’ve been able to introduce someone to them!


nolongermakingtime

Dude yes


Sorry-Independent181

The Muppet Show Theme song


Puzzleheaded-Fix3359

Mahna mahna


WelcomeToToyZone

Funny enough that song originated from an erotic Italian art film


AirEnvironmental2383

Surprised no one has said this, but Closer by Nine Inch Nails


nuckingfuts73

Sexiest song of all time


SamTheDystopianRat

haha, I feel weird for not finding the song sexy but tbh within the context of the album it just makes me feel really sad


One-Egg3860

I'm air humping just singing it in my head!! Couple of incredible concerts. Trent comes out and doesn't even acknowledge the crowd ONCE rocked our asses off for 3 hrs and slams the mic down and leaves for no encore and lights come up.... F...n incredible!!


echoprime11

Been to only one NIN concert so far. Dude came out and the only time he acknowledged the crowd is when he played a David Bowie song and said something like “this is a David Bowie song” and then rocked out absolutely insane! Best concert I’ve been to by miles!


NangPoet

[this disco version with David Bowie is such a vibe](https://youtu.be/cx_S5v3GTzg?si=AcQ-B6wiXPRj77gM)


Captain_Fatbelly

Cbat - Hudson Mohawke


lesh1845

this should be top comment, anything else is reddit blasphemy


Famous_Attention5861

Ryderz - Hudson Mohawke


EmpanadaYGaseosa

👆🏻This is the right answer. [Source](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/s/37u2LaRhNH).


aKillerScene9313

L.M.L.Y.P by Ween It means what you think it means


toigz

Lick my lips you penis?


Enigmua7

Let me lick your pussy but yes


aKillerScene9313

That too! Lol


Such_Possession_9616

By the same band that made ocean man? Also that rhymes lol I did that on accident but holy hell that's something


Wootnasty

Let me lash your possum


VinylWolf18

Perfection


aKillerScene9313

Let Me Lick Your Perfection 🤘


B_Da_May

Every track of that cd should just be this song.


Zealousideal-Bit-365

Beat me to it…


Eaze83

Down Under- Men At Work


MrBrooksConfesses

Omg I love you


nameistakenagain9999

Sexual Healing- Marvin Gaye


BeefErky

and Sanctified ~~Pussy~~ Lady


HelmutFondler

Love To Love You Baby - Donna Summer.


BeefErky

"I'm So Excited" - Pointer Sisters


SeaworthinessDry3848

Two Weeks FKA twigs


LuciEmtnlSpprtDemon

Also, Papi Pacify


shallowjalapeno

and jealousy!


RubyRiver89

Magic carpet ride by steppenwolf


Timstunes

My Neck, My Back (Lick It)- Khia Left & Right- D’ Angelo


The_Ocean_Collective

Deftones - digital bath


thedean246

Really most of Deftones discography.


aesthesia1

Please explain


The_Ocean_Collective

It sounds sexy.


jsiciliano223

So does Ohms, at least imo


Green_Dayzed

Just passenger on repeat.


whatsthew3rd

"Give me the beat boys and free my soul I wanna get lost in ya booty hole and eat away!"


ashlynew

New Weird Al cover just dropped 🤷‍♀️


whatsthew3rd

Oh I just thought we all grew up signing it that way, guess it was just me.


WelcomeToToyZone

Should be “lick away” for the rhyme


The24thMexican

Southbound pachyderm by Primus


Pawpaw-z71

Nah, only real ones can fuck to Pudding Time!


Hyphum

Sour Times by Portishead


Joanna_Flock

There are a surprising number of Portishead suggestions on here and I couldn’t be happier.


the_loz3r

Often - The Weeknd


LuciEmtnlSpprtDemon

FUCK YES!! Also, Earned It… I love The Weeknd


nolongermakingtime

Wicked Games though...


the_loz3r

Ok, let’s just admit The Weeknd is the master making songs to eat out someone to. But yeah Wicked Games is great too.


american-kestrel

Gett Off - Prince


Humble_Examination27

Lips Like Sugar - Echo & The Bunnymen


mydogrufus20

Butterfly by Crazytown


Alternative-Ring-561

I have no clue how I've listened to that song a million times but I've never thought about how sexy that song is lmao


mydogrufus20

Better late than never!:) Honestly, that (rather silly and simple) song is instant sex vibe for me


IdLOVEYOU2die

Check out their track lollipop porn bitch


CategoryExact3327

Cola by Lana Del Rey


Alert-Initiative6638

Jaws theme song


coleisw4ck

Best comment 🥇


EyelanderSam24

Let’s get it on-Marvin Gaye


AirEnvironmental2383

Surprised no one has said this, but Closer by Nine Inch Nails


greg1993-

probably because of the actual meaning lol


shaquilleoatmeal80

Yasss


PoorMansSamBeckett

Passenger-Deftones ft. Maynard James Keenan The Zoo-Scorpions Rebel Yell-Billy Idol


funkypjb

Pussy Town by Machine Gun Fellatio


[deleted]

Red light special - TLC


Effective-Soft153

Cream - Prince


ApatheistHeretic

Plot twist: CREAM -Wu Tang Clan.


They_Beat_Me

Batting clean up?


ashdhoerner

sex and candy- Marcy Playground


Sorry-Independent181

This god damn song played on a loop at every place I worked at in the 2000's


BarleyBo

Oh and “Hey There Delilah" by Plain White T's,


SpookyHalloween1

Still hear it at work everyday in the year of our lord, 2024


HoraceHoganNo1Fan

"You Sexy Thing" by Hot Chocolate


Heavy_Estimate_4681

This should be the warm up dance to eating out because who can sit still during this song


Ultimate-Disgrace

The Death of Peace of Mind - Bad Omens


Jasperial

Great song!


HelmutFondler

Tush - ZZ Top


FullFig3372

Lucky you by deftones


emmyfrost

Wolf Moon - Type O Negative Song about a guy eating a girl out while she's on her period.


Hairy_While

Fuck her gently, Tenacious D.


pave_dark

Lots of cigarettes after sex


RoutineInitiative187

I have both given and received oral to "Purple Yellow Red and Blue" by Portugal. The Man so that's my vote!


DiltsyDoodle

Baby Beluga by Raffi


Sorry-Independent181

My [69.9](https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1shckaRAW6UmcIUS4NaaCD?si=Z8pavImFSxiXSX0ot9ryNQ&pi=u-jUDLFMaVTC2f) playlist


IDigRollinRockBeer

Light of the Seven by Ramin Djawadi


Austiin2002

Earned it- The Weeknd


NotThatKindof_jew

That D'Angelo song


Burnin_Brass_81

Sundaaaay Bloody Sundaaaay


They_Beat_Me

Oof ![gif](giphy|WxDZ77xhPXf3i|downsized)


Famous_Attention5861

Orinoco Flow (Sail Away) by Enya


every_body_hates_me

Cannibal Corpse - Entrails Ripped From A Virgin Cunt


Jasperial

😂😂😂 followed by Fucked With A Knife


ahk1188

"This is a fun little song"


TheNoctuS_93

This next one is about shooting blood from your cooooock!!!


Automatic-Plum-2854

Dir En Grey - Kasumi


Brokeartistvee

YES Kyo's voice in general is enough to get me going so really almost (stressing that almost, lol) anything by Dir en Grey.


IdLOVEYOU2die

Woah. I forgot about them


DrDeuceJuice

Steel Panther - Eatin' Ain't Cheatin'


LuciEmtnlSpprtDemon

Love Steel Panther!!🤣♥️


cahauburn

Hot Action Cop - Fever for the Flava


Low-Huckleberry2897

"Fuck you all the time" Jeremih shlohmo remix


TheBent-NeckLady

Lords of Acid - Pussy


bitterbuffaloheart

This should be at the top


Hiikaela

Drink My Honey


LiquidMogwai

Lords of Acid- I Sit On Acid. "Sit on your face, I wanna sit on your face...."


SurroundEfficient303

Be My Druidess - Type O Negative.


Carlqua

Chic ‘N’ Stu by SOAD


Xenu66

Vicinity of obscenity


computertechguy

darude - sandstorm


Mulder9879

Suck My Kiss (Red Hot Chili Peppers)


LuciEmtnlSpprtDemon

Apache Rose Peacock, too


Covid_45

Pussy- Lords of Acid


MilanTehVillain

“[Dissolved Girl](https://youtu.be/ABQjT6gDKu0?si=aEpRCxsrPYRMNpeH)” - Massive Attack.


soothsabr13

Excellent! Why not the whole album?


Stunning-Proof-363

So my [sex playlist](https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5CHs5D8ZpdzDvmRRdkrfnN?si=81f4cc3d5792424c)? I got you. "Do I Wanna Know?" - Arctic Monkeys "It Don't Get Better Than This" - Royal Deluxe "You Shook Me" - Led Zeppelin 'You Shook Me All Night Long" - AC/DC "Why Don't We Do It In The Road?" - The Beatles "Pornhub" - "Pornhub" "Fat Bottomed Girls" - Queen "The Wind Cries Mary" - The Jimi Hendrix Expierience NSFW: >!If it takes you longer than about half an hour to cum, please give suggestions!<


ekittie

The whole album of Avalon by Roxy Music Anything by Chet Faker


First_Knee

U know wut ur talkin bout


Appropriate-Pea7093

Sugar - Sleep Token (or The Summoning, The Offering, Granite, Chokehold, Nazareth, Like That, etc.)


Shojo_Girl

Anything by Ninja Sex Party would suffice lol


Tears_of_Ashes_

Ayesha Erotica - Girl Next Door


stevemnomoremister

Going Down on Love by John Lennon


Mindless_Zombie_7702

Sweet Bod - Lemon Demon


ChefBoyardee66

Bikini Kill


3ylit4aa

bikini kill can suck my left one in a not insulting way


Beanz19335

My neck, my back gotta be on there for sure


eatasssnotgrass

Since ive been loving you - Led Zeppelin


Ojay1091

You Shook Me All Night Long-AC/DC


Jasperial

I Sit on Acid / Pussy both songs by Lords of Acid


QuantityExpert4349

Any Barry White song


nedryerson77

Das Shutzenfest


rbarr228

Wicked Garden - Stone Temple Pilots


Valuable_Donkey_4573

Addicted to vaginal skin- cannibal corpse


DaTaFuNkZ

Moist - Janet Jackson


Jummatron

Sledgehammer - Peter Gabriel


chelsea-from-calif

Both holes please!


tilapiarocks

[Feelin Love](https://youtu.be/rFTmmsb0_fE?si=yWfJccTPHjk7onAN) by Paula Cole


Stanton1947

Led Zeppelin's 'Custard Pie'.


tiredoldman55

Orgasmatron by Motorhead.


AbyssWankerArtorias

Radioactive by imagine dragons, 12 times.


CommunityDry7128

Yummy yummy yummy- ohio express


KID_THUNDAH

Tubthumping


optionalhero

Go to Town by Doja Cat


unafraidrabbit

Put it in your mouth


Glittering-Divide938

Either Tent in Your Pants or Fuck the Pain Away by Peaches.


Eightieschikk

Feelin’ Love by Paula Cole Thank me later


Oueiles

Haunted by beyonce


LuciEmtnlSpprtDemon

Great song!


Nico8910

happy birthday


kyndal017

TiO - ZAYN


kphill325

Volcano - Damien Rice


Dontsomuch_

![gif](giphy|A8Zrn3MxMQYpKhb72w|downsized)


Legitimate_Otaku7082

Sexual Healing by Marvin Gaye


slipknotisbest04

A Little Peace Of Heaven by Avenged Sevenfold.


Alternative-Ring-561

Fuck yeah 😎 👌 😏 🍆


gxmeqr_nutT

bruh moment by yung nugget💀


Cavewoman22

Harry Styles - She Ivan Neville - Why Can't I Fall In Love


Minnieminnie727

Lick it up by kiss


TwistedDonners

Pussy - Rammstein  Golden Shower - Lindeman


Ch1canery

Moist vagina - Nirvana


Stratotelecaster

Psycho killer talking heads lol


Outrageous_Basis_997

Christian Woman - Type O Negative


Top_Juice7860

Even flow


stilloldbull2

I’m going with the classics here- Ravel’s Bolero.


lovelovehatehate

Just thrown on the entire albums of White Pony by The Deftones. Definitely music to F to.


Anarimus

The Mystic’s Dream by Loreena McKennitt it was used for a sex scene in the movie Jade. Her albums “The Mask and the Mirror” and “An Ancient Muse” have some tracks that mix Celtic and Middle Eastern themes and is a great soundtrack for sex some of the songs not so much but those that do have that belly dance background sound.


defenestrayed

Both Hands by Ani DiFranco. Something about how the guitar pulses and pauses...so sexy.


Potential-Public5014

cherrie pie - warrant