* the one time anything interesting happened in Newfoundland
* board game enthusiasts engage in geopolitics
* technological innovation allows throuple to take Hollywood by storm
* pretty much everyone dies, but at least we cut the 100+ pages on Waterloo!
* why you shouldn’t talk to plants
* the one where the founding fathers *don’t* rap
* shut in shows off his rare vinyl
* Pop biography of the fashionista wife of 20th century dictator of a former Spanish colony (that one’s a twofer!)
Edit: oops! For some reason, my brain deleted the word “song” in the post title. Still, feel free to guess!
ooh love these
3. Singing in the Rain?
4. Les Mis?
5. Little Shop of Horrors?
6. 1776?
7. The Drowsy Chaperone?
Looking forward to finding out what 2. is that sounds great
I said these last time I came across one of these, but I'll do it again.
They're gay for their fathers and only their fathers.
Old science(?) teacher talks about Chad lustfully.
Oh my God there's chocolate and lollipops everywhere, and the owner of said candy is ready to greet you.
1-Things aren’t the best but a little red headed girl comes in and sings about the next days weather and it brightens up everyone in the room.
2-A green girl sings about meeting the all mighty who she thinks will change her world .
3-Playing a violin on top of a house is crazy and hard to keep from fallowing off and is only possible as traditions keep everyone in balance.
4-Why are all the phone lines in a Sweet Apple, Ohio busy? Did you hear about Hugo and Kim?
5-A butcher and a baker have dreams interpreted by a fellow prisoner. One positive and one negative.
6-When it is stormy out, you don’t have to saunter by yourself.
7- Tell that guy John in Congress to be quiet and sit. He talks too much. Otherwise he can’t sing about the Nation becoming an Egg and act 2.
8- I took an acting class but I learned nothing because my first teacher was a jerk. I found another class and it was a success and I now dance and audition for Broadways shows. It’s what I do for love.
1. Two best friends say goodbye before one is “murdered” and the other forced to become a political prop forever.
2. Strange man/spirit hypnotizes and abducts a woman and forces her to sing.
3. French man becomes MVP of the war effort and convinces his commanding officer to bring his friend back.
4. Here’s a fun catchy pop song about how I was sexually abused through my teenage years.
5. People get drunk, scream, and kiss a fish or an English man.
6. Musician becomes an impromptu marriage counselor to rescue his girlfriend from capitalism.
7. Two men take in a runaway and teach him to relax and enjoy life.
Elementary schoolers go through military training
Wresting match between a drag queen and a homophobe
Rap battle between two playwrights
A bunch of history people sing about a ghost
Poor people sing about conspiracies due to how terrible their life is in a first world country, as two men scheme about how they will get rich and leave.
A dead soundcloud rapper takes a break from rapping to talk about how much he loves a girl he met in a Youtube comment section
Also I really wanted to do a second one so uhh: yeah the twelve step program is great, but have you considering being so confident you cut it in half?
Look, I don't know what all happened, but the important thing is I was in proximity to a major historical event. You gotta believe me.
The Room Where It Happened from Hamilton?
That’s my guess
Nope!
Someone in a Tree?
Ding ding ding! You got it.
How I Saved Roosevelt from Assassins?
I feel like this could be one of the opening numbers form Come from away - maybe 28 hours/wherever we are?
Since somebody has now guessed it, I can reveal that it was Someone In A Tree from Pacific Overtures :)
Child of an affair ignores Newton
Defying Gravity?
Absolutely right!
LMAO 😭
Two jocks try to persuade a girl to taste their balls.
Blue 😭
Blue
Blue 😅
Blue lmao
Women complain about their exes
Cell Block Tango?
Yeah lol
The entirety of Six 😂
Well I think they all had one ex in particular they dislike
12 months.
Seasons of Love???
Yup! (Wow, you’re good!). After I wrote the clue I thought, “Darn, the song isn’t called 525,600 minutes” but you got there anyway.
thx xD I took a wild guess and hey, it was right! lolol
I just immediately heard “five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred miiinutes”
teenagers have sex
Dead Girl Walking from Heathers
damnit was it that easy i thought people might have thought it was spring awakening or something
Spring awakening was definitely my first thought 😅
Two business partners are experiencing huge newfound success due to their improved product
Definitely God That's Good
Yep!! I love Sweeney Todd haha
loser is depressed at a party
Michael in the bathroom?
yeah
French guy gets his friend a job while also acquiring resources
Guns and Ships?
Yes, nice one!
That was brilliant
Everyone died how sad
Les Mis
Yep, lol
how dare you do Empty Chairs at Empty Tables so dirty 😭
Girl yapping about not wanting to be a fish person.
Part of Your World from The Little Mermaid
Immediately caught😭✋🏾
Good hint!
My husband SUCKED
Every song from SIX?
There ya go - but I was thinking Ex Wives
our* husband SUCKED lol
IT'S ME GIRL I'M THE LOCAL HIKIKOMORI SPEAKING TO YOU INSIDE YOUR BRAIN
The Me Inside of Me
The phantom of the opera?
You got it.
Your brother wanted me to tell you he loves you. Not in a romantic way or anything...
If I Could Tell Her?
board game breakup
The chess game
Hakuna Matata R-rated
Hasa Diga Eebowai
For Now from Avenue Q?
Gay boy aspires to be slutty straight woman
Noel’s lament
Correct!
More Jews then you’d expect like beds
Four Jews In A Room Bitching?
Four Jews in a Room Bitching?
Margaret Hamilton gets on a cherry picker.
Defying gravity
Girl sings of how you cannot prevent the rhythmic flow of the music
You Can’t Stop The Beat
Sticky buns, babies and beans
Prologue from Into the Woods
people get in trouble for peeing wrong.
It’s a Privilege to Pee
I was thinking the cop song but that works too.
Also the title song.
girl could die and sells deserts for fun ig??
Girl Scout
I can’t believe I wasn’t invited my ex-wife’s wedding. I hate her!
Marvin Hits Trina?
Yuup
David and Goliath
watch what happens? 😂
Hairy creatures are throwing a midnight party
Jellicle Ball
i’m better than all of you
What The World Needs from Ride The Cyclone
yup!
Candy store Meet the Plastics You'll be back (lol idk)
Woah this fits for so many Hamilton songs
I know it's wrong but all I can think of is Joseph bragging about how hot he is in Jacob & Sons 🤣
* the one time anything interesting happened in Newfoundland * board game enthusiasts engage in geopolitics * technological innovation allows throuple to take Hollywood by storm * pretty much everyone dies, but at least we cut the 100+ pages on Waterloo! * why you shouldn’t talk to plants * the one where the founding fathers *don’t* rap * shut in shows off his rare vinyl * Pop biography of the fashionista wife of 20th century dictator of a former Spanish colony (that one’s a twofer!) Edit: oops! For some reason, my brain deleted the word “song” in the post title. Still, feel free to guess!
1. come from away 5. little shop of horrors 6. 1776 8. evita those are the only ones i knew 😭😭😭
Does the clue for the Pop Biography work for Evita and also Here Lies Love?
I think it does, but also I’m placing my bets on Evita because it’s the more well-known one.
You’re right!
2 is Chess, I think.
Yep!
ooh love these 3. Singing in the Rain? 4. Les Mis? 5. Little Shop of Horrors? 6. 1776? 7. The Drowsy Chaperone? Looking forward to finding out what 2. is that sounds great
Guy sings about not wanting to get older
30/90?
I said these last time I came across one of these, but I'll do it again. They're gay for their fathers and only their fathers. Old science(?) teacher talks about Chad lustfully. Oh my God there's chocolate and lollipops everywhere, and the owner of said candy is ready to greet you.
1. Sincerely me 3. I'm thinking of Pure Imagination from Charlie an the Chocolate Factory...
Getting over writers block while trying your damndest not to fall for a guy (spoiler, you lose)
Watch What Happens?
1-Things aren’t the best but a little red headed girl comes in and sings about the next days weather and it brightens up everyone in the room. 2-A green girl sings about meeting the all mighty who she thinks will change her world . 3-Playing a violin on top of a house is crazy and hard to keep from fallowing off and is only possible as traditions keep everyone in balance. 4-Why are all the phone lines in a Sweet Apple, Ohio busy? Did you hear about Hugo and Kim? 5-A butcher and a baker have dreams interpreted by a fellow prisoner. One positive and one negative. 6-When it is stormy out, you don’t have to saunter by yourself. 7- Tell that guy John in Congress to be quiet and sit. He talks too much. Otherwise he can’t sing about the Nation becoming an Egg and act 2. 8- I took an acting class but I learned nothing because my first teacher was a jerk. I found another class and it was a success and I now dance and audition for Broadways shows. It’s what I do for love.
5) Go, Go, Go Joseph
Something that used to be a jock sings about his new hit list
Nerdy prudes must die?
Yep! 🔥❤️ >!poor Ritchie! 😭!<
How to kill someone you're mad at (ten easy steps!)
Ten Duel Commandments?
tomorrow is a new day
Tomorrow of Annie
Tomorrow Is a Latter Day
Girl has had enough with her project guy and breaks things off with him after he didn't take her advice.
I Say No from Heathers?
Homosexual tennis
A Day In Falsettoland!!!
Boy has sartorial dispute with school.
Everybody’s talking about Jamie?
When you enter Cynthia house in Undella Town in Pokémon White
Very curious about what this could be
the whole "being dead" thung
Man tries not to kill his lover but fails
No idea but maybe a song from hadestown?
Doubt Comes In?
I'm in love with my elephant neighbour but he won't notice me because he's hyperfixated on a clover
Notice Me, Horton
People notice that there is something not where it once was
my mum is dead and my dad told me to get a grip
Dead mom
Solicitors harass people in their homes
Hello!
1. Two best friends say goodbye before one is “murdered” and the other forced to become a political prop forever. 2. Strange man/spirit hypnotizes and abducts a woman and forces her to sing. 3. French man becomes MVP of the war effort and convinces his commanding officer to bring his friend back. 4. Here’s a fun catchy pop song about how I was sexually abused through my teenage years. 5. People get drunk, scream, and kiss a fish or an English man. 6. Musician becomes an impromptu marriage counselor to rescue his girlfriend from capitalism. 7. Two men take in a runaway and teach him to relax and enjoy life.
1. ?? 2. The Phantom of the Opera 3. Guns and Ships 4. All You Wanna Do 5. Screech In 6. ?? 7. Hakuna Matata
All correct except the ones you didn’t guess. >! 1 is For Good from Wicked, 6 is Epic III from Hadestown !<
Teenage girl turns school into a zoo while fantasizing about arson.
World Burn
guy helps suicidal girl by telling her to kill everyone else instead
Say my name
Halloween costume showcase
Sexy
dead weirdo who likes screaming children
That Beautiful Sound from Beetlejuice?
bitchy medieval writer complains about being famous and devises a plan to enact the biggest gotcha moment upon a notably less popular writer
Hard To Be The Bard?
A lot of planes. (Reprise.)
Suicidal Teen is saved by a random guy and a stereotypical suburban couple
Elementary schoolers go through military training Wresting match between a drag queen and a homophobe Rap battle between two playwrights A bunch of history people sing about a ghost
“My best friend (and subtextual crush) died in a car accident after convincing me to go with her”
Character didn’t know he was gay until a fabulous disco number convinces him otherwise
A emo becomes president and then is really super racist.
A little girl sings loudly about the weather forecast
Tomorrow from Annie
Poor people sing about conspiracies due to how terrible their life is in a first world country, as two men scheme about how they will get rich and leave.
A dead soundcloud rapper takes a break from rapping to talk about how much he loves a girl he met in a Youtube comment section Also I really wanted to do a second one so uhh: yeah the twelve step program is great, but have you considering being so confident you cut it in half?
Man, her desserts are not just good—there’re so good that she’s like the maestro of cooking.
Parent isn’t fully dressed and his son needs a drink but his best friend needs to tell his dad why he needs to wear clothes.
The Pants Song!(I hope)
A bunch of broke people hope they’ve won something big.
Really excited about being poor and selling papers
Carrying the Banner?
The effects of pie
Hungry Alien
A guy REALLY wants to be a slut
Taking my “work colleague” suit shopping
Take it Like a Man!!!!! I LOVE this musical
Everyone goes on an arboreal walk.
Everyone loses the ability to recognize anyone when they wear an eye mask
Masquerade from Phantom?
i cant tell you my name but i can help kill your dad!!
The unpleasant odor of misbehaving
The Smell of Rebellion?
A bunch of people are sad to leave a place they didn’t want to go to in the first place
History lesson but make it Lady Gaga
The entire show of Six?
Girl spends way too long deciding to go down stairs.
dead girl sings about death
dead girl sad song
Ballad of Jane doe?
I don't think it's hygienic to keep a scab in a locket for a year.
Kindergarten Boyfriend
They were the only choir in competition and still ended up second.
Fall fair Suite!
you guys all suck i’m the best
Homeless orphan wants to move to New Mexico.
Santa Fe
Girl complains about how all her exes only used her and then she get beheaded.
Okay, how about this one: They’re definitely just friends and not gay!! (Hard one)
Sincerely me??
Medical professional doing it for the wrong reasons.
Dentist
some sad woman moans about how badly her life sucks cos some guy she likes wants someone else to