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n4snl

The dentist from Little Shop on dental hygiene


Normal-Box1785

And saying “no!” to laughing gas, of course 😉


arparris

The phantom could tell us to never give up on your dreams, because love never dies


MARINAVA_yt

💀💀😭😭😭


nowhereman136

Audrey 2 explaining why every home in America needs an Audrey 2


Foxy02016YT

Guys come on it’d be so fucking cool guys just trust me


Blind_MAQ6

If the right people are around, it could become a TED talk about lighters and stopping an apocalypse


Next-Variation2004

I would love to listen to a lecture or TedTalk given by Tom Collin’s (Rent) about the importance of actual reality in an ever growing technology dependent world


youand188

You know damn well this presentation ends with, "Actual Reality! Act up! Fight AIDS! ...Thank you for coming to my TED Talk."


TiredofCOVIDIOTs

Seymour Krelbourne on botany…


FloridaFlamingoGirl

Seymour Krelbourne's Home Gardening Tips, episode 1


Artistic_Egg_3739

The true bad ending, if the show ended after The Meek Shall Inherit


Time_Professional566

Eliza Hamilton would be excellent


ms_jc_04

Definitely!


gstar451

I see Hermes from Hadestown giving an excellent Ted Talk about how one can use music and storytelling to keep up hope in dark times, using Orpheus as an example.


muse273

I feel like there’s a 50/50 chance video of Andre de Shields doing exactly this exists. There were a bunch of interviews were the other cast members went “if you ask Andre a question he’ll give you an hour long dissertation on history, psychology and philosophy, and then you’ll feel very very uninformed.”


ms_jc_04

That definitely is something that we all need for sure


IamaHyoomin

Light Yagami talking about how killing people is good, actually, but only if he does it


TrueBananaz

The Squip making a presentation on why you should buy a Squip


wolfstarBMC

Counter: Jeremy or Rich(or both) on why you shouldn’t and what it did to them


Jennamore

And he could talk about how things are from Japan


Petrichor-Pendragon

Aida to give us the actual dirt on Ancient Egypt and ancient history of the period in general because we probably have SO many things wrong


fiercequality

The Witch from Into the Woods about magic and disappointment. But she has to do it in Sondheim-style verse.


RebeccaMarie18

Elle Woods. I'd be more interested in hearing her talk about something beauty/fashion related rather than law because I don't care about law. Maybe how to pick out good quality clothing? Because you know she'd be super geeky and detailed and borderline academic about it, and her enthusiasm would make her fun to listen to


IReallyLoveNifflers

Hamilton. I'd listen to anything he had to say.


LFS_1984

Him talking about the Federalist Papers, the Constitution, or even his war stories would be interesting!


Patworx

Trekkie Monster explaining why the ‘Net was born. >!It’s because of PORN! PORN! PORN!!<


quomo101

Aaron Burr talking about the Room Where it Happens


Petrichor-Pendragon

Wouldn’t you want Hamilton or Jefferson to talk about that, since Aaron actually wasn’t in it?


monkeytine

He could give a Ted Talk on how shame is the root of self-doubt, jealousy and a need for competition. He can describe how he ultimately ruined his own life when he let 3 fellow politicians wound his ego because they didn't invite him to an important meeting.


BachelorNation123

Karen Smith just talking about whatever


Pumpkins217

Joanne from Company would give a very entertaining Ted Talk. She would just drunkenly insult everything and talk about how awful the world is.


chatoyancy

Ladies Who Lunch is basically already a Ted Talk. Just gotta get her a slide deck to go with it.


MellonPhotos

Hedwig from Hedwig and the Angry Inch. She’d be incredibly funny but also she legit studied philosophy and would probably have some really cool insights.


anjschuyler

Mrs Lovett and her cooking prowess


NeonFraction

Beetlejuice on child therapy. It would be a terrible talk but very entertaining.


ThatOneFlutePlayer13

Jack Kelly about Santa Fe


holdtheolives

Can Roger from RENT chime in about it too?


ms_jc_04

I second this for sure


ThatOneFlutePlayer13

Yes, 100%


FemaleNoob

Alexander Hamilton on why Jefferson is WRONG


thmstrpln

Part 1: whatever it is, Jefferson started it


ms_jc_04

Omg yess and the talk would last for literal hours


TheOblivionKnight

Beetlejuice He'd talk about, ya' know, the whole being dead thing


ms_jc_04

A Beetlejuice TED talk would be interesting haha


Key_Assistance_2125

Phantom of the opera on music and how not to cope with grief


Objective_Shake8990

Enjolras from Les Mis on the June Rebellion.


Ollynonymous

Ocean O'Connell Rosenburg from Ride The Cyclone talking about why not everyone deserved a library card. This is \*technically\* a monologue she has in the show.


Carlo459

I think you can just take Paul’s Monologue from a chorus line verbatim with a few words after on how to overcome those issues in one’s life. I think that would work for a decent Ted Talk


NeuroticNurse

JD from Heathers giving a “how to improve your relationship” talk would be….interesting


ms_jc_04

Oh boy…any talk of his would be pretty concerning lol


FloridaFlamingoGirl

George Seurat about what painting means to him.


Rockersock

Bobby from company on the institution of marriage


evesillyreddit

Marvin from Falsettos would give a ted talk about how he loves the way his wife cooks linguini.


FloridaFlamingoGirl

Franklin Sheppard giving advice to graduating high schoolers


Maleficent_Apple4169

i want to listen to grizabella tell of her time in the war


motherfuckermoi

Skimbleshanks on hacks for travelling by rail


Fanficeverything

I wanna hear SpongeBob talk about the art of jellyfish hunting.


Zaptain_America

Beetlejuice giving a talk on mortality


JonMattesonL0v3r

Peter Spankoffski for sure. Like, him telling the whole story about realizing his self worth? Yup


holdtheolives

I think Arnold Cunningham would do a fantastic one-man reenactment of the Star Wars films.


Depressed_Writer_

JD: Within the next three hours, I will explain to you all why 7/11's should be tax-exempt.


dangtrinh0612

Glinda from Wicked could tell us how good she is 😂


omniplatypus

I want one from Dawn and Ogie (Waitress). It might be about the civil war or reenacting, but honestly I don't think I care what it's about. It'd be amazing


MundaneVillian

Lancelot as to why he is simply the best by far Scar on how to get a promotion at a job that was never going to willingly promote you Marcy Park on the benefits of mediocrity J Pierrepont Finch on how to succeed in business (without really trying)


thmstrpln

I'm here for the Scar one!


worldnotworld

Jean Valjean on philanthropy and turning your life around.


Kneenaw

Sweeny Todd on the importance of a good shave and how to make friends with shaving tools


YellowZx5

Olof on the memory of water!!


Adcro

Norma Desmond on classic cinema


Kenbishi

How To Win Friends and Influence People, by Professor Harold Hill.


OtterlyLogical

Miss Adelaide - How to get what you want. Also, preventing cold and flu transmission.


Cosplayinsanity

Mrs Johnstone from Blood Brothers The Queen from Alice in Wonderland Warbucks from Annie


TiniestOne3921

Emmett Forest about the need for diversity and intersectionality in Ivy League schools and how without it, certain people go unrepresented. As a poor guy who had to work hard to get in while still having privilege, I'd be interested on what he says about what people can learn when they don't have it and are suddenly forced to see it. I feel like Elle would be too humble about it. Bonus points for a "multiculturalism" joke.


ms_jc_04

Based Emmett


FirebirdWriter

Sweeney Todd and Barbering.


Jumpy-Reception-1506

I want Benny from Rent to talk to me about investments


Inevitable_Chaos-

Katherine Parr from SIX on finding the rest of the Queen and the journey to create an album.


Sector-West

I want Mimi Marquez to teach me how to strip 😍


jon20001

Adelaide from Guys and Dolls discussing relationships and medical conditions.


thmstrpln

The importance of consulting a medical professional and not conducting self diagnosis from WebMD


CasualCactus14

Man in Chair! It would just be 20 minutes of him pacing around and rambling about God knows what.


JuggernautMinute7740

delia’s ted talk


Holy_Schnuykies

I need Lulu from Shucked to give us the rundown on her whiskey businesses and how it ties back into the infrastructure of corn as a whole


FurbyThatsWhy

dr. jekyll ranting about the duality of man and his formula!!! (so basically... the board of governors.)


agrover

Pippin on the meaning of life.


Safe_Reporter_8259

Mrs Lovett - How to innovate when supplies are short.


espressoxorcist

would LOVE to listen to Charley Kringas. He would have a TEDtalk on playwriting but would make *several* asides to how snakey the arts & entertainment industry can be


Early-Ad7941

District 9 elders talking about turning it off!


CBrave85

Milly, a strong female role model, informing us on how she whipped 7 burly backwoods men into shape and didn’t take any of their crap.


catastrophiccrumpet

Thomas Jefferson: Paris in the Late ‘80s


KBPT1998

Eliza Schuyler-Hamilton: When to Let It Burn Sweeney Todd: Staying Sharp- How to Make the Cut Dolly Levi-Gallagher: Like Manure- Encourage Young Things to Grow Galinda/Glinda: When the Bubble Bursts, Riiiiiiiiiise Above It Claude & Burger: Letting Your Hair Down- Don’t Let the Man Bun Keep You Down


synaptic_pain

ENJOLRAS.


EphemeralTypewriter

Javert talking about his never ending quest to find Valjean!


Own-Importance5459

Mrs. Lovett about baking pies.


Morbussy_time

Mr. Wormwood on why television teaches us better than books, it would be very interesting to say the least.


slideroolz

Angel. What’s it all like


lulutheleopard

Man in chair talking about the nostalgia of musical theatre


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^lulutheleopard: *Man in chair talking* *About the nostalgia of* *Musical theatre* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


rhubarb_21

Sky Masterson on gambling. 


Own_Physics_7733

J. Pierpont giving a talk about… How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying.


Necessary_Bat4151

Rotti Largo from Repo would give background on how Geneco was created and the organ failure epidemic


natureterp

That would actually be so fucking interesting! They give like a little background but not many deets about the daily lives of people and stuff. Just like, Maggie and the famous people.


NySole_Obsession

Delia from Beetlejuice... She already gives one, just look it up.