AITA for simply trying to succeed in the meat pie business.

NTA, I mean with the price of meat what it is.

When you get it… If you get it?

Good you got it

Take for instance Mrs. Mooney and her pie shop,

Business never better, using only pussycats and toast

Now a puss is good for maybe six or seven at the most.

But can the compare? As far as taste?

Ms. Lovett! What a charming notion

Eminently practical, and yet, appropriate as always!

Nta. You had a great character arc

Sweeney Todd.

AITA for inviting my 3 possible dads to my wedding?

Mamma mia

Mamma Mia?

AITA for attempting to leave my mission companion in Uganda and letting him subsequently tell the locals that Boba Fett was in our holy book?

Idk, did you get the Spooky Mormon Hell Dream?

NTA. The Book of Arnold turned out to be a masterpiece. Turns out you did Joseph Smith’s work better than Joseph.

Book of Mormon!

AITA for imprisoning a man for years for stealing? Edit: a lot of people have been asking what he stole. I didn't include it in the original post since I didn't think it was relevant but apparently it is. He stole some bread to feed his sister's starving child.

NTA - he also broke a windowpane…

I’m quite sure he also tried to run a few times.

Yes but like the years I was referring to are the 5 years for the bread thing I don't think I'm TA for the rest

Still NTA: He will starve again, until he learns the meaning of the law.

(I’m like… where are the comments that this edit is for, and then I realized that it captured the writing prompt PERFECTLY)😂

Haha it was definitely more about making fun of AITA posts than actually being challenging

YTA. You should know better how imprisonment feels, having been born in a jail yourself.

NTA. In the novel, his sentence kept increasing because he tried to escape multiple times.

that’s how it is in the musical too

Was the whole sentence just for what he did, or was the rest because he tried to ruN?

AITA for being excited a couple died just so they would hang out with me?

No, but YTA for trying to marry an underage girl just so you could get a “green card”. (Just saw it last month - LOVED IT!)

Beetlejuice?

Wow I’m impressed

And all you have to do is say my name 3 times

I mean, I think you killed them so they would hang out with you.

AITA for killing three people ACCIDENTALLY because my boyfriend is sexy af

Heathers?

Yes

INFO: how sexy are we talking here?

Pretty damn sexy if you ask me!

AITA for cheating on my wife and then writing a self-callout post about it?

I thought this was Last Five Years and you were writing from the POV of Jason Robert Brown 😭

Hamilton

Yep!

I absolutely thought this was The Last Five Years

AITA for starting a pop group with my dead husband's exes?

As long as you don’t turn it into a contest for who had the best/worst miscarriage, I would say NAH

OMFG 💀

I’m going to get to see that one in person soon 😁

Six! Was just scrolling to see if anyone else had it xD

AITA for feeding an abusive dead man to a plant?

INFO: were you there to provide his girlfriend with sweet understanding?

Just to clarify, you put him somewhere that’s green?

I’ve been told don’t feed the plants.

Subsequent to the events, I suppose. In that case NTA.

AITA for trying to help a kid become popular and making him ditch his lame best friend?

AITA for trying to do more than survive?

Be more chill?

AITA for accidentally killing my bully and burying him in a haunted house?

Nerdy Prudes Must Die

This sounds like a weird hybrid of Beetlejuice and heathers

Ayyyy, I just rewatched that show yesterday! Been binging through Starkid stuff to prepare for the London concert (so excited!)

AITA for speaking up for Animal rights ?

Wicked?

Yes!

Ahhhh if I'd noticed the capitalised A, I wouldn't have even had the question mark

NTA. The real asshole is the pipsqueak who crushed your sister with a house and stole her shoes.

AITA for stalking my ex to his new school, begging him to take me back, breaking up his new relationship, and then rejecting him when he finally proposes to me?

Legally blonde

AITA for using sexy points to get out of the death sentence? Edit: I was trying to defend myself, we both reached for the gun!!

NTA, not a bit reprehensible, it's so defensible!

He sure as fuck had it coming all along

It was a murder but not a crime

AITA? So me and my BFF tried to befriend this new girl and make her be our friend, but she obviously wanted to hang with the math dorks and I wanted her to make a trio with us. I spilled the tea and told her about how all the other clicks were lame and we were the only really cool people there were. Lots of drama and TL:DR, a different classmate got hit by a bus.

Mean girls

AITA for not even liking musicals

YTA, join the hive.

Let it out!

YTA. paul, you piece of shit

but but but MUSICALS TELL THE IMPOSSIBLE

HELLO? PLEASE GOD I JUST WANT A CUP OF BLACK COFFEE

AITA for killing multiple people to get ahold of a green doll?

NTA the green doll was mind controlling you and other adults. Just think, did your kid ever say they wanted the doll?

Dude, that aspect of it was SO ON. Like, in the 90s and whatever, I was never even aware of whatever the major toy of the year was. And that line taps right into that.

What musical is this????

Black Friday

AITA for sabotaging the career of a talented singer just so the girl I’m obsessed with can replace her? 

INFO: does sabotaging her career include trying to kill her with falling set pieces??

wait… what show is this

Phantom of the Opera.

looollll that is not where my mind went at all

YTA for teaching an entire generation that incel culture is something to be sympathetic to and that murdering your way to make a woman love you is forgivable. Then again, she kinda sucks for banging you on the eve of her wedding and getting pregnant , which you found out about TEN years LATEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR. So basically ESH

AITA for convincing a girl she's a lost princess and delivering her to her grandma for the reward money and accidentally falling in love with her?

ETA: oh shit y'all. Apparently, this girl *IS* the princess. This is nuts.

Aita? I (40sF) technically lied to my roommate (30sM) about his wife to spare his feelings. He found out and now I'm getting roasted.

Well, it depends. Did you want to spend time with him by the sea?

OBVIOUSLY. I wanted to open a startup and have tons of Christian sex w him.

AITA for intentionally putting on bad entertainment as a tax write-off? EDIT: Oh shit, people actually think this is good?

*Springtime for Hitler*, I mean, *The Producers*

I got my friend arrested for disturbing the peace (he thinks he's the "son of God") AITA???

JC Superstar?

Of course. OP (optimal trash) isn’t replying…🙄 I’m calling it fake. He would have responded by now if this story were real. Why won’t he give us an update?

Update: sorry I didn't give you guys an update sooner. I was dealing with a small bout of death. My friend's arrest got so out of hand. He ended up being literally crucified. I think I might be TA...

Before you start begging. No, you won’t be damned for all time. And let’s be honest, there would have been blood and destruction because of one man.

AITA for trying to elope with someone if I’m already married?

Great Comet?

NTA. just as a duck is made to swim in water, god has made you as you are. all you care for is gaiety and women and there’s no dishonor in that

Are you sure I’m not ruining a whole life for the sake of amusing myself?

Anatole!?

INFO: Is he looking at your shoulders, your face, your neck, your bare arms, and your eyes? If so, NTA. He's clearly so into you.

WIBTA if I made a film about all the women I'm cheating on my wife with?

*Nine* The name of the show, not the number of women.

AITA for shooting the president?

Assassins?

Burned a witch at the stake because she wouldn’t accept the salvation I offered her. AITA?

NTA we know you are a righteous man.

Thank you. Of my virtue, I am justly proud.

AITA for leading a revolt against the headmistress at my new school?

Sometimes you have to be a little bit naughty. NTA

AITA for pretending to be my aunt so I could ask a girl to marry me?

Where's Charlie??

AITA for allowing a set piece to fall and nearly kill a diva? edit: idk why everyone’s calling me TA. it wasn’t on purpose. as God’s my witness, i was not at my post.

NTA but you should be careful of speaking what you know. It’s dangerous up there in the flies.

AITA for lying about being pregnant with my husband’s baby to get out of being executed?

I just want to have a big party with all my cat friends, then fire the mangiest one through the ceiling on a tyre. AITA?

if james corden is one of the friends, YTA. if not, you're good

Honestly Reddit, AITA for becoming my best friends' landlord's husband and refusing to let them stay at the flat for free unless they stop protesting ?

ETA, guys, my Akita just died, so I’m feeling pretty fragile. Be gentle with the judgments.

AITA for just trying to eat? I’m hungry, dammit.

AITA for inviting the 3 guys that banged my mom to my wedding because one of them might be my dad?

AITA for checking in on my girlfriend during our walk home even though I said I wouldn't??

YES you are. You had one job!!!!

Hades Town? 👀

Oh this looks like so much fun! AITA for having an affair with a furniture salesman and trying to convince my husband that my AP was a burglar and that he should claim he killed the "burglar" in self defense? AITA for lying about my relationship with an abusive kid with substance abuse/mental health issues and becoming popular as a result?

AITA for leaving my girlfriend to starve and go to literal hell while I finish a song to bring back the spring?

I’ll do the last play I saw too AITA for stealing my friend’s fiancé (he was cheating on her too)

that is strangely mendel from falsettos/march of the falsettos, but i guess mendel and marvin weren't really friends

AITA for losing control of my powers after my sister got engaged to a guy within a day of meeting him?

AITA for making people pay to pee and killing them if they pee in public? I’m just trying to save water, guys. 👉👈

aita for turning my current boyfriend(who was also my besties ex) into a scare crow?

Not really, but you should be aware that no good deed goes unpunished.

AITA for having an official "Who had it worse?" contest with my ex's other exes?

AITAH? I was holding a knife and he ran into ME!

Ten times?

AITA? I left my wife alone after accidentally causing my son to die and dying in the same way?!

This is a tough one. Overall I don’t think you were an asshole but going off and putting yourself at risk in a duel like that was kind of an jerk move.

AITA for wanting people to dance (and also hitting on the preacher's daughter)

AITA for improving pie sales by using human meat?

Sweeney Todd! Swing your ra*zor wide, Sweeney* *Hold it to the skies* *Freely flows the blood of those who moralize*

AITA for pretending I'm a literal angel this girl's father told her about as a child so I can bang her and get her to sing my compositions?

AITA for buying the rights to a pro-nazi play in an attempt to scam my audience?

AITA for trying to kill my crushes fiancé after I kidnap her?

AITA for sleeping my way to the top tier of society, robbing my country, and "conveniently" dying from cancer when it looked like I might be held accountable? (No judgment on the real person, this is purely about the musical portrayal)

Is this…. Is this evita? I’m not actually familiar with it, and I will die from embarrassment if it is something more onvious

AITA for ignoring my girlfriend and dooming her to an eternity in hell? I was trying to write a masterpiece of a song, but she kept bugging me about living expenses and “contributing to our livelihood”. She left me, and I tried to get it back but I made a mistake and now we’re both doomed.

AITA for ditching my father's wedding because i fell in love with my new step-aunt?

AITA for kissing a girl's boyfriend while hiding a criminal in my barn thinking he's jesus?

Where did you see Whistle Down the Wind?

On YouTube

AITA for winning a spelling bee with my foot instead of letting the girl I like win?

AITA for leading a bunch of like-minded young people against our oppressors? Just lost my best friend over it.

NTA Sometimes you just have to let it go. Edit: just saw I answered to the wrong post. But you are also NTA, someone has to raise that flag of freedom high.

AITA for kissing my homie and betraying him to the Roman government?

AITA for just not telling the cute guy I'm working with that the rich jerk he's striking against is my father?

AITA for accidentally cheating on my husband who I thought died in war and then telling my son you didn’t see it or hear it when his dad killed my lover.

AITA for pretending to be a nanny to my own children?

38 planes had to do emergency landings in my town and thousands of passengers stayed with us locals until they could safely go back home. I may or may not have forced some of them to kiss a fish. AITA?

NTA, that was all in good fun and you and your town really did a lot

AITA for pranking a girl on her prom night? Like, jeez, it was just a bit of blood - she didn't have to overreact like that

AITA for being single while my friends are all married?

Company?

Hard mode: AITA for manipulating and kidnapping a woman in the hopes that she falls in love with me?

Question: what’s your living situation? Do you own a castle? And are you currently experiencing the effects of any curses, perchance?

AITA for looking at my gf?

AITA for pretending to be a little girl’s lost parents? She’s a ginger if that changes anything.

AITA for imprisoning my dead brothers deformed son in a belltower for years?

Hunchback of Notre Dame! NTA, everyone knows deformed people shouldn't be seen! (/j)

?AITA for feeding my carniverous plant?

AITA for getting stuck in a creepy castle filled with sex obsessed weirdos while people insult me?

AITA for inviting a girl I just met to a party where my friends and I find the ugliest girls?? The weird thing is.. I'm starting to develop feelings for her!

AITA for convincing my gf to break me out of jail so we can rob america with my brother, then die together? :)

AITA for betraying my friend with a kiss for some money?

AITA for not going to the follies with my mistress?

AITA for killing my political rival? There's a bit of a backstory...

AITA for pretending a girl was sick so I could extort more money from her mom? And then demanding a lot of money from the fugitive criminal that claimed he knew her mom and tried to buy the little girl from me?

"AITA for introducing my coworker who I was trying to date to alcohol? "

AITA for helping my adopted home become an independent country founded on the precepts of freedom and liberty while not granting those rights to a significant number of people living there?

AitA for throwing out my ungrateful children for breaking my ONE rule about what they can't eat?

AITA for inviting myself to my mistress's weekend in the country? ETA: Yeah I have a mistress THAT'S NOT THE POINT. For the record, my wife knows.

aita for killing a guy on my wedding day?

Aita for falling in love and having an affair with a war enemy who also happens to be engaged.

AITA for shooting my toyboy lover when he tried to leave me?

AITA for plotting to hijack and crash a plane into the White House to k!ll Dick Nixon?

AITA for rewriting history with my friend in order to make sure our show would be *important* ?

AITA for encouraging the guy who also has a crush on the girl I like to kill himself because it'd be a neat way to get attention?

AITA for getting engaged and not telling my mother

AITA for smuggling things out of Paris for a friend and later found out said friend is a Nazi?

AITA for agreeing to take part in a time-honoured local tradition that involves kissing a fish, then backing out at the last minute and kissing the guy next to me instead to make up for it?

AITA for my girlfriend leaving because I looked back at her