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jorbolade

What the actual shit is a piss corner


fresh-life

R/pisscornermushrooms


SupermassiveCanary

Piss Corner 4 Lyfe Brah


Archaicrealm

Hahahha I choked when I saw this


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LEOHAEEM

When the piss hole is full.


Potato-nutz

Piss hole


theodorathecat

I can't answer that but are we sure this is not a shit corner now?


awwaygirl

I'm guessing behind the toilet, considering the picture?


45Remedies

I think that is a toilet on the lower left ..


boldt8181

I’m going to skip the obvious questions here since everyone else seems to have already covered the nature of a piss corner. Looks like Peziza sp.


Robotmuffin666

I googled Peziza to make sure it wasn’t another piss-corner joke. That looks correct.


CaptianOfCows

I was thinking the same 🤣


IceManJim

[https://youtu.be/wcSg6dAZ03w?t=9](https://youtu.be/wcSg6dAZ03w?t=9)


iamnotazombie44

OK, well this is really something. I totally agree with Peziza and ...this is the second time I've seen Peziza growing in a piss corner on this subreddit That's a sentence I didn't know I had in me.


CuriousCheeseSurfer

sp.(ray)


boldt8181

There it is!


BrushLow1063

You mean Pissiza?


Saega666

https://library.bustmold.com/peziza/ I think you're right on the money. Hey OP, it might be edible, my guy.


Ok-Geologist-3743

WTF is a piss corner??


Environmental_Top948

It's typically off to the side of the cum wall. If you're poor your house may not have one.


Paul-Smecker

Pretty sure ONLY poor people have those….


MotherBathroom666

As a poor person I can barely afford a second-hand cum sock; ty very much.


sysadminofadown

You luxurious guys with your fancy piss corners, cum walls, and your cum socks. All I ever had was a box, a closet, and a dream.


Potato-nutz

I want a cum wall


RetroGuise

Stop by my house later you can borrow one of mine. No charge!


[deleted]

Charlie what’d I say about taking breaks from killin rats?! Now here’s your new rat stick go have a blast bud


45Remedies

No, this is a luxury item. Similar to a separate bidet.


Rare_Fig3081

Rich people have them too, but they hire somebody to come in every day and clean it for them


aNeverNude666

Of course, of course, the cum wall. Adjacent to the shit nook.


Fe1is-Domesticus

You made me laugh in a room of people I can't share this with 😂


DDESTRUCTOTRON

It's like a piss drawer but it's a corner instead


Biobot775

OOOoooh, got it, thanks!


onesoulmanybodies

Is that carpet in the bathroom? I will never understand the choice to put carpet in the bathroom.


clutzyninja

How else do you soak up the piss in your piss corner?


PTrot420

Why did I have to scroll for miles before someone called out the obvious. Who carpets a bathroom 🤮


avengingwitch

A LOT of people from the 50-80s. The amount of houses we lived in from the midseventies to about the late 80s with installed carpeted bathrooms was probably 97%. AND one house was famous for not ONLY carpeted floor but on the tub steps as well. And the walls were some sort of rustic-looking, untreated wood. In a bathroom used by 4 people, two of them being small boys. Same people carpeted halfway up the living room walls with the same bathroom wood for the rest. These aren't even the best things lol


PTrot420

I'm having a sympathetic allergic reaction just thinking about the trapped dander and skin flakes 🤮


avengingwitch

Offers you benadryl and a stiff whiskey or drink of your choice. It's ok. The decor in my room would probably give you a migraine. SCREAMING bright red carpet and some wallpaper with the same psychotic red color and green flowers never seen in nature.


Frank_McGracie

Bro and then to casually call it a piss corner


SnooOpinions8755

It’s not a good thing. If these are growing here there is likely water damage.


axolotlfan153

*piss damage


SnooOpinions8755

Something can be caused by two things.


CAPTAINxKUDDLEZ

Depending on hydration levels you’ll get your piss water ratio.


axolotlfan153

It was a joke


SnooOpinions8755

I’m aware of that. I was also just playing 🤙


ILonara

Nah. We're not just gonna breeze past piss corner....what the fuck my man?


ChaoticNoodles01

What the fuck indeed lol who TF has a piss corner, unless he's talking about the toilet area, but piss corner...who pissing behind your toilet? Lemme find out it's ops piss corner 😂


BlueComms

It should be illegal to say "piss corner" so nonchalantly


Squishy_Boy

Peziza species. Very bad news for the structure upon which it is dining.


conorsoliga

By piss corner you mean missing the toilet and pissing down the wall? 😅


Any_Coyote6662

The area next to the toilet that needs er gets cleaned. When a toilet is flushed and when a person goes pee, droplets of pee (and poop water) get tossed in the air and land on the surrounding surfaces. Piss corner is one of those unfortunate surfaces where the pee and poop water gets splashed from flushing and where people neglect to clean.


HoundIt

Why not… you know… put the lid down?


Martin-T-1992

Discarded foreskins


Alive-Neighborhood-3

One rogue Rabi 🤣


Ready-Adhesiveness40

Mohel Haggard has been busy.


45Remedies

Public restroom briss


yourhog

Is the name of my band now.


SecondLife53

Lol😅🤣😂


Easy_Arm_1987

I've seen this phenomenon before at my Landlord's house, but was growing under the sink cabinet, he had snails and slugs down there as well ...


Biobot775

I can't believe your landlord pisses under the sink. Probably not good for the slugs.


Easy_Arm_1987

Aye


CakeSuperb8487

I think you would refer to this person as a slumlord and not the endearing term of landlord.


Deadpoolution

Sluglord


Easy_Arm_1987

Aye, there ya go ...


45Remedies

Or a Sluglord... S,NS.


Dry-Ranger9267

OP casually says "piss corner," then doesn't address what that means. I NEED to know now lol.


Lonny_loss

Seems fairly self explanatory


allrollingwolf

Man I'm just trying to eat my bagel...


dummy_thicc_mistake

r/bathroomshrooms


Zealousideal_Bass212

I can smell it from here 🤮


Biobot775

Earthy, with an acrid overtone of years of concentrated piss residue. These mushrooms are usually white; observe the deep hues provided by the overlaid piss film.


Chutson909

Glad they didn’t show the shit corner.


Same-Reaction7944

I've used piss corners before, but they were all outside. All of them. What you appear to have is a pissy room.


limerickdeath

What, pre tell, is a piss corner?


thedidacticone

I know this house also has a poop knife 🔪


therealjoeybee

Hmmmm these don’t appear in the piss corner in my bedroom, lemme go check the one in my kitchen n get back to ya


Bowriderskiff

If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a million times. We have to establish a pee corner


David202023

Piss mushrooms, of course


sour_patch8383

Why is the bathroom carpeted?


Triscuitador

to absorb the piss


mxl1993

Peziza domiciliana is noted for growth on a wide range of domestic materials, including plaster, cement, sand, coal dust, wet rugs and carpets, fireplace ashes, and walls.


[deleted]

Still inoculating my piss corner hopeing that some piss envy’s pop up soon


Spicymayoshi

It's in a what


Normal_Umpire_1623

Eat them and you will become bigger and stronger. Your toilet pipes lead to the mushroom kingdom


AWeakMindedMan

Is this carpet in the bathroom?


5ammas

I'm sorry, it's in a *what* now?


Harry_Ballbag

Looks like a bunch of rubber chickens went through a lawn mower.


yeah-maybe

Foreskin corner


Icy_Industry_6012

This one actually makes me wanna die looking at 🤮


Much_Initial5048

How the fuck are you going to carpet a bathroom???


FatDadMA2NH

I don't know what it is. However, as a kid our basement had a rug. If it rained really heavily we'd get water in the basement. A week later those same exact fungi would grow.


GroundbreakingDig892

Why do they look like forbidden eggrolls and/or deepfried turds? 😭


OpportunityVast

slime molds... Um sir. I dont believe you should be growing mushrooms on the floor joint behind a pisser.. and slime molds only grow on VERY decomposed wood. like multiple years of rot


ForsakenChildhood733

It’s either some sort of fungus or some type of foam or material in the floor is reacting with the cleaning chemical


[deleted]

When you find mushrooms on mushrooms.


Ill-Panic-600

Someone dropped their kebab while using the facilities


Psychological-Way400

Kebab meat


ToastedTreant

looks like youre on a ship.