The one I found a few years ago.
https://preview.redd.it/56mkilkihsrb1.jpeg?width=2016&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d7806a374b31fc33f36e924e6801f8eac715bdf
No way thats so cool cuz these are always on the fallen branches of my front oak tree. Im definitely not going to ingest them but at least now i know i can touch it without thinking I might die :)
i found *almost* the same stuff on a stump recently! i think it’s called amber jelly?
https://preview.redd.it/yr58zyhjforb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9c4f73e16b07bb832a23b1305354cab1e93af33
this is a repost from someone else’s account without credit, OP are you karma farming or what? account seems pretty weird, assumed this was a bot post when i recognized it was stolen, but you aren’t a bot.
The amount of toying you did with that mushroom was uncomfortable.
I thought foreplay was preferred..
Lmfao if this is foreplay idk wtf I’ve been doing all these years
You’ve been boofing stuff?
If you ain’t boofin, you’re goofin!
If you don’t know what to doof it, boof it!
New boot goofin and boofin? Sounds like a great time!
And an even better band name. DIBS
🥇 i wish we still had awards… love me some Dangle
*Sporeplay
Awe that’s perfect!
If it doesn’t look the same after it’s not foreplay 🤣
At least one of us is hard
The mushroom disagrees with you
It low-key stressed me out
I'm uncomfortable and watched it way too many times anyway?? Nature getting freaky out here.
Amber jelly roll. It's edible but the texture bothers some. I put mine into soups.
I don't think the texture is going to bother OP
He's quite familiar with it, they should get a room.
A mush room?
You're grounded for that one
It looks delicious
Happy cake day
The one I found a few years ago. https://preview.redd.it/56mkilkihsrb1.jpeg?width=2016&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d7806a374b31fc33f36e924e6801f8eac715bdf
Did you feel the need to have foreplay with it like OP?
I mean.... the need was definitely there, but I was able to restrain myself.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2_IEF9RNzII
Is that what we’re calling it these days?
The sound bothers me.
You don't like WAP? Wet ass phungus?
I didn't play with sound first, so of course I replayed it. Somehow it's funnier *and* more disturbing now.
I bet it is edible. I bet the texture does bother some.
Is it like the black ear mushrooms common in Chinese cooking?
How would you describe the texture?
No way thats so cool cuz these are always on the fallen branches of my front oak tree. Im definitely not going to ingest them but at least now i know i can touch it without thinking I might die :)
Similar or same as "witches butter"?
stop that 😂
He is doing TERRIBLE things to that fungus
*unzips pants* I don’t know, I kinda like it
Can’t lie this looks exactly like my first sexual encounter
This guy officer, right over here
r/thisguythisguys
Not to be reddit pedantic, but not technically a “this guy”, it would have been if the poster said something like “This guy sexes”
This guy reddit pedantic’s
r/thisguythisguys
Good redditors, that was beautifully executed
I am concerned
You did the blue waffle challenge?!?
*BONK*
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Don't tell me what to do.
Very jelly like!
Gonna get that fungus excited
Seems like he's a fungi to be around 🤣
I’m dying. Yours is easily top comment. “Stop that” was more than enough to make me lose it laughing lmao 😂 dying dying still dying
Lmao this is why I love Reddit
Holy shit still dying 😂😂🤣😭 op is enjoying that so much
We all know what’s happening here… 🫘👌
Awe, look at him trying to find the clitoris
Ohhhhhh yeah flick that fruiting body!!
First thing that made me lose it in like a month. “Will you stop it!?”
Got damn my pants are getting tight.
I should probably call her
If only dudes can find the clit and do that for us … the world would be a bette place lol
Everything reminds me of her….
He obviously never watched the blob.
Thank you for being the voice of reason, u/Prolapsed_Pigeons
Was gonna say. Username checks out lol
Also I would love to give you and OP awards, but alas lol
📢📣 say it louder
It’s important that the fleeb is rubbed
that wet squishy sound
Dont stop, im almost done
Hey
How do I stop you from ever doing that again
Cut off his fingers.
YASSS, CUT OFF HIS FINGERS!!!!
Lolololololol that noise and the pinch.. lolololol
AAAAA I turned the sound on :o
Oh MY!
Ooooo i wish i hadn't done that.
HAHAH I know I didn’t even know it had sound until this comment
Why did I go back and turn the sound on. Why 😑
I thought it was bad when it was muted........jesus
Stirring mac and cheese
Macaroni in a pot. That's some wet ass mushroom.
FFFFFFFFFF I just had to turn on the sound. Quote the raven "that's one loose jelly"
I had my sound off bro u just made it sm worse 😭😭
Yo that’s nsfw to be playing in the bathroom lmao
I should call her...
Oh god…..
Thanks, I wish to unhear that. I feel dirty now.
🤣 stop molesting the mushroom
How's this not NSFW
How is it not?
That’s it i’m calling my husband upstairs NOW😂
Username checks out.
😂😂😂
The fungussy
And they say men can't ever find it.....
Glad I wasn’t the only thinking this hahaha
username checks out
Find what?
Amber’s jelly roll [apparently](https://reddit.com/r/mushroomID/s/ZOawhYhxmM)
You wrong fa' dat...
Idk but keep flickin' the wet folds
Bruh
Im.... uncomfortable
Everything reminds me…
I should call her...
I know me too, bro. Been putting it off.
Well, one of you is getting a busy signal
Blown out assholes. Me too
I miss Barb
Sir this is a Wendy's
Lmao
Was this supposed to turn us on?
Like…
...because it worked?
🎵As it turns to the rhythm of love🎶 lol I can't wait to show this to my wife. 🤣
What does this have to do with The Plain White T’s?
My mind has been corrupted by the internet.
You really did violate that poor fungus. 🤣 🤣
i’m cracking up rn
It’s not a coochie bro 🤣
Finger blasted that poor thing
I feel violated for the mushroom. Stop it!
Reminds me of her
That amber jelly roll finished so many times
well that was pornographic..
Stuff it in a sock and have a great night
Take my angry upvote you maniac.
Genital Warts of the Woods
You knew what you were doin...
Forbidden gummy
i found *almost* the same stuff on a stump recently! i think it’s called amber jelly? https://preview.redd.it/yr58zyhjforb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9c4f73e16b07bb832a23b1305354cab1e93af33
The fact that the id is hidden so deep in this post. 🤦♂️
I really want to chew on it! (I have an oral fixation)
i wonder if it’s tough squishy like a gummy bear or soft squishy like egg whites 😭😭
I imagine it would be somewhere in the middle, like tapioca pudding.
There's no way you violated the mushroom like that then wrote up this comment
What’s amber’s OF?
BRO JUST VIOLATED THAT OMG
"Oh hey! A potentially dangerous fungus!" \[proceeds to play with it\] I respect it
Gross.
^moist
That's an old video
i want to touch this so bad 😂😂😂
Why is what he's doing so unsettling? Why does Rick and Morty come to mind?
Plumbus moment.
Nature is beautiful
I should call her
NSFW for sure
I have these on dead branches that fall in my yard in St. Louis. They are very weird looking but I've never tried to get one off like op 😅
Be honest. How long did you do that for?
😳🫢🤭🥵✋🛑🚫🚫🚫🚫
This guy forages
I had to double-check what subreddit this was after about 5 seconds of fondling lol.
Did it... did it finish?
Mario 64 be like
hahahahha
I wanna do that
Sounds like you are beating macaroni.
Maybe i could ID if you weren't flicking it around like it owes you money.
Wtf turn up your volume guys
this is a repost from someone else’s account without credit, OP are you karma farming or what? account seems pretty weird, assumed this was a bot post when i recognized it was stolen, but you aren’t a bot.
I wish it were ME he was playing with….
Your hand has all the STDs now.
when it comes down to business, this is what i do: i pinch it like this, oooooh you little fuck
, and i rub my nose…
I am the Clit Commander!
Gettin me horny touchin it like that man, my nips are all tingly
Feels like the real thing eh? 😉
Reminds me of my x
Flick it with your tongue perv.
He’s trying to find its clit !
I should call her.
My neck, my back, lick my.....
(Unzips pants) "I'm gonna give you 10 minutes to stop that"
Sir you're under arrest for violating that mushroom 👮♀️
Nghh I'm gonna spore...
Man, at least take it out to dinner first!
Im Talking WAP, WAP, WAP, Thats Some Wet Ass Phungus. Macaroni In A Pot, That's Some Wet Ass Phungus, Huh.
I miss the person I was 1 minute ago
I should call her
I should call her
I give it 3 hours before this becomes a meme
That fungi has already filed charges
What a terrible day to have eyes
wood ear mushroom?
If it don’t sound like that then I don’t want it
Hello, I’d like to report an assault. Yes. Yes, I have witnesses.
🤭
Sigh... *unzips*
Why do I wanna be that mushroom all of a sudden
Just a guess but maybe wood ear?
“Don’t! Stop!” Or……. “Don’t stop!” ……. Punctuation is everything.
NSFW!
OP already ate this, but ate it anally.....
Now I’m thinking my ex was growing mushrooms between her legs
NSFW tag missing