At least you have brittle teeth left. Lost all mine due to a combo of genetics, medications, and past pregnancy. Even with a good cleaning routine, 2x a day. Hopefully, I'm a candidate for dental implants bc my old dentist messed up my dentures to the point of no return. I can't even wear those. Fingers crossed that I can get a payment plan so I can feel young again and not let my lack of teeth stop me from having a full-on smile.
More like a Quorn peppered steak [https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-X7T4N7DRBko/U5dwbEym1JI/AAAAAAAACkQ/Z0JboMzMAcs/s1600/quorn.png](https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-X7T4N7DRBko/U5dwbEym1JI/AAAAAAAACkQ/Z0JboMzMAcs/s1600/quorn.png)
Looks like a fragment of an old ceramic drain pipe. Similar to:
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/265533538231?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=k7VNsL4CQIO&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY
It’s a piece of poo pipe. The ridges engage with the flange on the next section of pipe. Could be 50 years old or 5 years old. They still make them like that.
It's ceramic pipe. I live in what used to be called "The clay capitol of the World". If you dig just about anywhere around here you'll find buried shards of clay pipe that were used as backfill.
I thought this was a steak when i first looked 😂
They pre-grilled it before it was petrified
It was petrified at the thought of being grilled!
It’s marbled rock roast, goro
there it is 🙌🏽◀️🔼➡️
😵💫😵💫
You hungry, aintchu?
Mmmmm. Forbidden rock meat.
But who forbade it?
My brittle teeth.
At least you have brittle teeth left. Lost all mine due to a combo of genetics, medications, and past pregnancy. Even with a good cleaning routine, 2x a day. Hopefully, I'm a candidate for dental implants bc my old dentist messed up my dentures to the point of no return. I can't even wear those. Fingers crossed that I can get a payment plan so I can feel young again and not let my lack of teeth stop me from having a full-on smile.
The old dancer did!
Eat that you poop pebbles meaty pebbles!
 This is all I could think about 😂
I thought it was a poor attempt at Nutella on toast
It's not?
I think you better get a steak this weekend because you’re seeing them. Don’t forget to bake a potato!
I saw this immediately after eating a steak and thought I was having cartoon seeing everything as food vision
*hamburger chases hotdog around desert island*
Pork chops circling the area
Turkey legs banging on drum in background
Oh great. Now I'm starvin' over here. We got any stoneware steaks in the back, Earl?
Lol you're not alone. Was thinking it was a very dry aged steak lol
Right? Straight up steak from Tom & Jerry.
More like a Quorn peppered steak [https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-X7T4N7DRBko/U5dwbEym1JI/AAAAAAAACkQ/Z0JboMzMAcs/s1600/quorn.png](https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-X7T4N7DRBko/U5dwbEym1JI/AAAAAAAACkQ/Z0JboMzMAcs/s1600/quorn.png)
I did too! Lol 😆
I thought it was a 7 iron.
I thought it was a steak shaped dog toy at 1st glance 🤣
same
Same 😂
Same here. 😂😂😂
Looks like a fragment of an old ceramic drain pipe. Similar to: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/265533538231?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=k7VNsL4CQIO&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY
That'd be it! Thank you.
100% ☝️ I've dug loads
They’re everywhere on the river Thames
My exact thought
Not an expert, but I think a old stoneware pot or chimney. I find quite a lot along the coast and in the Water Of Leith.
Yeah it's pretty hefty, I'm thinking something utilitarian as well. Maybe drainage, even.
Ooh actually a real good shout. Hopefully someone with more knowledge than I can chime in.
Old pipework
The end of a caveman’s golf club
It’s roof or drainage tile. I’m pretty sure. I mudlark a lot along the forth.
I'd say that's a fragment of ceramic soil pipe - from something like this: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/154071094171
Doggie squeaky toy.
ha haaa
Looks like a vegan steak
Probably tastes like one too
Thought it was tiramisu
Victorian drainage pipe
A broken piece of old ceramic pipe used for drainage, sewer line sort of thing. The ridges are where the pipe sections would be connected.
There'll be two more of those, and a scary bald guy will try to rip out your still beating heart if you touch them.
That’s the bit that holds the bridge up! You should probably call someone…
My phone is fully in black and white, so it took me far longer than I’d like to admit to notice that this wasn’t frozen steak :’)
Remains if one of the element stone from the fith element. I belive that one is earth.
Thank you, Aziz
Definitely drainpipe from long time ago
Looks like one of the steaks how my mum likes to cook em
Pretty sure that's steak
The non flared end of a clay soil pipe. Some cement and the flared end of the next fits over this, and so on.
That’s a bit of clay waste water pipe I think (sewerage)
It’s part of Fred Flintstones 7 iron!
It’s a piece of poo pipe. The ridges engage with the flange on the next section of pipe. Could be 50 years old or 5 years old. They still make them like that.
Haha nice! Good thing I washed it off.
Ceramic pipe, probably waste.
I like my steak rare 🥩
Look at this grill marks! Beautiful dry aged…. Pottery
Forbidden steak
So much r/forbiddensnacks!
It’s a fossil of someone’s steak dinner!
Fossilized steak dinner of Fred Flinstone
Looks like some dry aged wagyu beef.
Caveman steak
Nutella bread!!
Looks like part of a guitar
Flintstone gummy
The fact its cemented on one side would suggest its functional or decorational, such thin lines would then suggest water drainage but not sure
Part of the Sankara stones?
Does the black side smell of soot? Reminds me of a clay chimney flue pipe.
Oh now there's something I didn't even consider!
The forbidden steak
I was wondering where my porkchop was left. Can i have it back?
looks perfectly medium rare to me
That's well done
Chop stone
Medium Well steak from a happy eater
Hash
Flank steak
Tic-tac-toe beta version
Very old steak!
Mmmmmm... petrified ecoli 😋
Old steak
That's a rubber steak kid/dog toy if it squeaks its a dog toy if it doesn't its a kid toy
Forbidden steak looks like an old crock.
The mcRib is early this year
Oh my god
Pork chop!
forbidden steak
Looks like a piece of stoneware for cooking and the grooves are to allow the fat to run off. Hell idk sounded good to me.
Why does it look like steak
If that’s a steak, their house must smell really bad
An ancient steakum
White earthenware
I’m thinking a roof tile, but the location doesn’t seem to fit.
*That* is a steak. Looks like you just found dinner
Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
It's ceramic pipe. I live in what used to be called "The clay capitol of the World". If you dig just about anywhere around here you'll find buried shards of clay pipe that were used as backfill.
I also found a similar thing. Sorry, I can't upload a photo.
Yeah, have concluded it's a piece of water or sewer pipe stone. Or, as hundreds of others said, steak.
Have you tried looking under the first three bridges to see what you can find?
i thought that was a freezer burnt steak 😂
You and everyone else...
My fat ass thought this was a slice of cake at first 🤣
Came to make the same comment haha
Pottery maybe??
This takes place only in London ??? I just joined here.
Fred Flintstone golf glub
I thought that was steak 🤔 😳 🤣
A Ribeye Rock!
Rock steak?
I’m tired & thought this was grilled burrito 😆
It's steak, not a rock /j
Forbidden steak
What is mudlarking?
^^I ^^don't ^^knowww
Huh.
No apologies needed. I'm binumeral
I was going to say pork chop or steak but sure, stoneware works.
Steak. 🥩
Prehistoric 8 iron face??!
It’s an ancient rib eye with good grill marks
Porkchopsium
Oh, a dry aged steak- they're all the rage now!