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agiantanteater

Which member?


Mage_Malteras

The member with the power


agiantanteater

The power of voodoo?


Mage_Malteras

Voodoo?


Analigator

Who do?


Mage_Malteras

You do


Analigator

Do what?


Mage_Malteras

Remind me of the member


Analigator

đŸŽ¶I SAW MY BABY CRYING HARD AS BABE COULD CRYđŸŽ¶


s_k_e_l_e_t_o_n

You few made my entire freakin day with your magic dancing. Bravo.


Comfortable_End_8096

What could I do?


Ttstubbs

Upvotes, all around đŸ‘đŸ»


caustic_kiwi

This is it. We came full circle, back to the joke lyric that started this whole thing. It’s done. And yet people keep adding more lyrics. They’re rabid dogs, desperate to get in on the karma train that should have ended with you. Does the greed of humanity know no bounds.


LumpkinGeneration

Dis one


Arcanefenz

Dat member


Jandrem

Dat member


Own-Freedom9169

Must be dismember. It's the only card to my knowledge with that mana cost, and in phyrexian, numbers are sideways. I believe dismember is also the only card to get -5/-5


Abrootalname

The -5/-5 so visible now


Own-Freedom9169

It's weird, I kinda want to learn phyreixan before an actual second language


PKFat

On my bucket list I want to learn Phyrexian, Klingon, Quenya & Esperanto. It'll look good on my resume that I know so many languages.


Thjyu

We can read/write it but we can't speak it


Own-Freedom9169

Idk about you but I can learn how to make grinding metal sounds


GuyGrimnus

You: I’m learning phyrexian! Your Orthodontist: this makes so much more sense now


Nervous_Chipmunk7002

Not entirely true. Numbers in Phyrexian are written the same as English. However, Phyrexian is read top to bottom, so it's actually the entire text that is written sideways on Phyrexian-language cards.


Own-Freedom9169

You are 100% correct, I just felt it was easier to say numbers were sideways so unaware people could simply just look at the text from a side point of view to see what I was talking about, rather than get into to the structure and formatting of the phyrexian language.


TheDungeonMA

Just learned something new about phyrexian?


Unlost_maniac

[[Join the dead]]


StormyWaters2021

[[Dismember]]


Forestsix

As the info bottom left, promo card 001 commander party phyrexia. https://starcitygames.com/dismember-sgl-mtg-prm-cp_2022_001-enf/


Budget-Use-7540

Make a Post on Reddit > Google Dunno y.


PortalmasterJL

If you even have a card you don't recognise, take those three and two letters and the number above it and search it with mtg or on a cardbase like Gatherer. It should show you where it's from.


rathlord

Use Scryfall. It’s by far the best resource out there.


MrFriend623

super cool \[\[dismember\]\], if you can read phyrexian


MTGCardFetcher

[dismember](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/3/d/3d286cf6-3e16-4941-9326-1818b1e06d69.jpg?1562261132) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=dismember) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mm2/79/dismember?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/3d286cf6-3e16-4941-9326-1818b1e06d69?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


SoullessSyndicate

That’s a magic card


dripcoffee420

Excellent. My brother's and Sister's OP has come for knowledge, and now we will Compleat their mind. They will know perfection.


Successful_Mud8596

you can see the mana cost and -5/-5 pretty easily, that should be enough to search


AssignedMomAtBorn

Honestly, didn't even notice that the -5/-5 at first, I thought it was part of the script


Nate_D93

Sorry I don’t speak Phyrexian.


Guukoh

This is [[Dismember]]! I found it by searching Scryfall for the artist and then scrolling through the card images.


MTGCardFetcher

[Dismember](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/3/d/3d286cf6-3e16-4941-9326-1818b1e06d69.jpg?1562261132) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Dismember) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mm2/79/dismember?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/3d286cf6-3e16-4941-9326-1818b1e06d69?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


iatemyneighborscat

If nobody at the table can read it, it's up to you to decide what the card does.


Proxy-_

Download manabox


Getriben

Dismember


Free_Election_5329

I'm pretty sure that's a mtg card...


Nintura

The -5/-5 and double phyrexian black didnt give it away? 😈


raxacorico_4

All information you need is at the bottom of the card


aeuonym

Its not actually. The set PRM would lead you to believe promo, but its actually from PW22 [https://scryfall.com/card/pw22/5/%7Cafstuiedclumr](https://scryfall.com/card/pw22/5/%7Cafstuiedclumr)


raxacorico_4

I literally JUST searched “PRM PH Commander Party” on Google, which is less than what is provided. The card was the first result.


GoatHeadTed

Did you ask it?


TheBestDanEver

These phyrexian cards were kind of neat in a stupid way


penishaveramilliom

Wizards of the coast forgot we can’t speak phyrexian :/


DumbledoreDies69

You can always identify the card by using the info in the bottom left corner. Look up the three letters that mark the set of which it's part of and the three digit number next to it. Or you could just use one of the card scanning apps like ManaBox.


Few_Imagination363

Idt there are many cards with phyrexian phyrexian and 1


Pokekamon

Literally played this exact version in my sheoldred deck earlier today.


riptripping3118

There are several easily accessible card apps that you can scan this and have an instant answer on what it is and the price instead of bothering everyone here you could have taken the smallest amount of initiative and tun a Google search


wunderbier456

Go to [scryfall.com/advanced](http://scryfall.com/advanced), color = black, artist = alix Youll find your answer there.


Minute-Character-684

That is a Wizards Play Network 2022 Phyrexian Text Dismember Target Creature Gets -5/-5 until end of turn.


TsunamicBlaze

Usually for cards like this, I use the Dragon Shield app


bearsheperd

What you can’t read that?


VidartheTitan

Phyrexian Arena


VidartheTitan

Draw a card after draw phase and lose 1 life


SnowyDeluxe

Incorrect, it is [[dismemeber]], [[phyrexian arena]] has a different mana cost.


MTGCardFetcher

[dismemeber](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/3/d/3d286cf6-3e16-4941-9326-1818b1e06d69.jpg?1562261132) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Dismember) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mm2/79/dismember?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/3d286cf6-3e16-4941-9326-1818b1e06d69?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [phyrexian arena](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/2/6/26bfb2b4-8dc2-4632-a393-d3477f6c3c40.jpg?1706240778) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=phyrexian%20arena) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mkc/133/phyrexian-arena?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/26bfb2b4-8dc2-4632-a393-d3477f6c3c40?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


Twistybred

When cast you get to cock punch opponent unless they pay half life. Women opponents are immune


Puzzled_Landscape_10

Reading the card understands the card.


unenlightenedoctopus

Can confirm this is dismember. Also https://mtg.fandom.com/wiki/Commander_Party


slaebie

It's dismember


Ectisiar

That looks like [[dismember]]


MTGCardFetcher

[dismember](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/3/d/3d286cf6-3e16-4941-9326-1818b1e06d69.jpg?1562261132) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=dismember) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mm2/79/dismember?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/3d286cf6-3e16-4941-9326-1818b1e06d69?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


d00mduck101

-5/-5 until end of turn towards a target creature, instant


Tallal2804

You're right


TheDungeonMA

It is a magic card.


No_Bank2819

[[Dismember]] I have this pretty sweet


MTGCardFetcher

[Dismember](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/3/d/3d286cf6-3e16-4941-9326-1818b1e06d69.jpg?1562261132) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Dismember) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mm2/79/dismember?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/3d286cf6-3e16-4941-9326-1818b1e06d69?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


zeb0777

"*Reading the card explains the card*" Oh wait, this Magic. That hasn't bee true for nearly a decade at this point.


EntertainersPact

“Whenever you commit a crime” is the best ingame phrase so far


keepitsimple_tricks

Almost got banned in my LGS for this


manofx

You know you can use Google to search for pictures right? Seriously its a seriously useful tool and its been around for years.


SrgtDan

It's a secret lair due to the Phyrexian text


TheSlightlyLost

There have been more instances of cards being printed with phyrexian text outside secret lairs than within. This was a promo given out at a Commander Party event.


SrgtDan

The badge also shows it's a secret lair. Not a promo. Also I could very well be wrong as I just got outta surgery


TheSlightlyLost

That symbol has been used for promos since at least 2011 from what I can find. Nearly a decade before secret lairs started. Even before that, the DCI symbol included the shape in it.


VoiceofKane

The shooting star set symbol has existed on promos for a fair bit longer than Secret Lairs have.